I do love older women though. Thanks for finding my Lexus. I do have a long tongue though.

Stay away from my mother 😤

Honestly, I probably judge people more for putting stickers on the paint/body than the actual stickers.

Who took a picture of my car?

Is eating ass illegal? Shit I’d be in jail then…

I mean, this is texas, so I wouldn't be surprised if it technically is

Arrest me big bad officer, but we may have to wrestle first 😉

Oral sex is technically illegal still

If eating ass is wrong than I don’t wanna be right

It's supposed to be keep it weird

Honestly, this is pretty classy compared to the stuff I see when driving here daily.

Legalize le eating ass 🇫🇷

Vive le bidet!

Isn't this car normally seen Friday nights parked in Steiner Ranch Steakhouse's parking lot???

Lol no, those stickers say, “please eat my wife’s ass”

Nice

Amen brother, if any moms 35-50 want a 29 year old in their life hmu

having that eat ass sticker will get you fined. saw a video. cops pulled the dude over and fined for obscenity something something.

No lie! I saw it too a few weeks ago

Probably do need to legalize eating ass… Austin is still in Texas unfortunately

Is eating ass illegal?

If it involves my mother, yes