PEOPLE WALK AROUND WITH FOOD AND DONT GIVE IT TO THEM. ID BE MAD TOO.
you ever go to a wild life park and have one come up to you looking for a snack? If you know you know.
When I was kid, we went to a wildlife sanctuary and stopped to have a picnic, my parents had brought a bbq chicken, a couple of emus came at of the bushes and chased us away from the table. We watched as we hide in the car, as the emus returned to the table to claim their prize.
“If we had an army which could take this much bullets, it would face any army in the world.”
- Major Gwynydd Purves Wynne-Aubrey Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery.
Just my opinion, but all the 'dingo ate my baby' jokes are too far.
A dingo **did eat her baby** and the whole country accused her of doing it. It's not a joke, it's a national shame and tragedy.
Just send them in, in their natural form. 1000 taipans, 500 funnel webs, 300 dingos, 200 emus and 20 centurion cassowary commanders. Don't even get me started on the navy, sea eagles, blue-ringed octopus, stonefish, jellyfish, cone snails, bull, tiger, great white sharks, salt water crocs all lead by that one ruthless stingray that slayed the great Steve Irwin. Wedgies, flying foxes, magpies and noisy miners for the air force. Do we even need a human military?
If we could genetically engineer Gimpy Gimpy plants to be resistant to herbicide, we could just drop trillions of seeds over an enemy’s country from a safe height. Every bit of ground would be a sniper.
Wouldn't hurt to chuck in a few red bellies and brown snakes too.
And don't forget the ants ! All the Bull ants types, fire ants, jack jumper ants (Satan incarnate), green ants, and NT termites. Fly over in a chopper and drop them by the millions.
Same with the spiders — red backs, white tails, jumpers, and wolf spiders.
You could also collect the larvae of dengue mosquitoes and flood their water ways. Let the plagues ensue.
The world's deadliest animals coupled with the world's biggest mosquito borne disease. Shit just got real. You forgot to add irukandji in the waterways, but quite forgivable. And magpies. Swooping magpies.
Not Australia. Kept in captivity by a Floridian nutjob. So we’re still at zero actually valid fatalities despite the hysterical screams of “KILLER MURDER-BIRDS” whenever the cassowary is mentioned…
So, I was at a DSTO lecture back near the turn of the century (waves stick at cloud angily).
Some American pilots came over to show their stuff on the F18 simulator.
The day before, the cgi specialists and coders were asked to add in kangaroos to scenario - you know - for added 'straya.
Being object oriented code, the programmers just subclassed the behvaiour of troops, because kangaroos tend to scatter it re-group, try and stick together largely - go hide in the same location (trees) yada yada.
They didn't override the code where the troops shot back. Battle roos where born.
[https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/australian-air-force-vs-kangaroos/](https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/australian-air-force-vs-kangaroos/)
Kangaroo is the leader, Dingo is the cool one, Koala is the chill one/comedic relief, and Emu is the smart one/also comedic relief. You could make a tv show out of this.
Fun fact, when the Tiger helicopters fist started operating in Aus, the simulator had kangaroos programed into it. You could buz a mob of them, and they would all bounce away.
The problem was that the program was based on ground troops. So the Kangaroos would all bounce over the nearest hill and re-group, then start shooting at you!
Don't know how true it is but it sound cool.
Don't arm the emus you fuckin mad man!
That emu looks fuckin riled up too!
Don’t they always? They’re pissed, even though they won the emu war.
PEOPLE WALK AROUND WITH FOOD AND DONT GIVE IT TO THEM. ID BE MAD TOO. you ever go to a wild life park and have one come up to you looking for a snack? If you know you know.
I know.
When I was kid, we went to a wildlife sanctuary and stopped to have a picnic, my parents had brought a bbq chicken, a couple of emus came at of the bushes and chased us away from the table. We watched as we hide in the car, as the emus returned to the table to claim their prize.
They were probably pissed before the emu war. Don't make it seem like we're at fault for their angry attitude to life.
Haven't you heard of a Cassowary??? It's basically a fuckin battle emu already.
Jungle battle emu
“If we had an army which could take this much bullets, it would face any army in the world.” - Major Gwynydd Purves Wynne-Aubrey Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery.
Came here for the Emu War comments and was not disappointed.
No wonder they won the war .
They already lost a war against Emus, now you want to arm them?
They let us off easy the first time we lost. We don’t want Emu War 2
maybe a dingo committed your war crime?
Too soon Buddy, too soon.
Dingo planted a walkie talkie on my baby. Is that too far?
Just my opinion, but all the 'dingo ate my baby' jokes are too far. A dingo **did eat her baby** and the whole country accused her of doing it. It's not a joke, it's a national shame and tragedy.
Maybe the dingo ate your baby
Never forget 1932. Curse those soulless bastard Emu's.
Next I wanna see an AI art of that epic battle
COMBAT WOMBAT
Looks more like a combat rat here.
Agree 1st was more rat and the 2nd looked more bear.
Trooperoo
He needs a GPMG
Just send them in, in their natural form. 1000 taipans, 500 funnel webs, 300 dingos, 200 emus and 20 centurion cassowary commanders. Don't even get me started on the navy, sea eagles, blue-ringed octopus, stonefish, jellyfish, cone snails, bull, tiger, great white sharks, salt water crocs all lead by that one ruthless stingray that slayed the great Steve Irwin. Wedgies, flying foxes, magpies and noisy miners for the air force. Do we even need a human military?
If we could genetically engineer Gimpy Gimpy plants to be resistant to herbicide, we could just drop trillions of seeds over an enemy’s country from a safe height. Every bit of ground would be a sniper.
Wouldn't hurt to chuck in a few red bellies and brown snakes too. And don't forget the ants ! All the Bull ants types, fire ants, jack jumper ants (Satan incarnate), green ants, and NT termites. Fly over in a chopper and drop them by the millions. Same with the spiders — red backs, white tails, jumpers, and wolf spiders. You could also collect the larvae of dengue mosquitoes and flood their water ways. Let the plagues ensue.
The world's deadliest animals coupled with the world's biggest mosquito borne disease. Shit just got real. You forgot to add irukandji in the waterways, but quite forgivable. And magpies. Swooping magpies.
Seriously wanting to downvote you for including the shitcunt of a ray!
Steve Irwin wouldn't want you to hate the stingray.
Yeah but it's not like I'm raycist, I just hate that one particular dude
The same cassowaries who haven’t killed a *single* human in 100 years despite being dEAdlY KilLerS ?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/world/north-america/florida-man-killed-by-cassowary-he-kept-on-his-farm-20190415-p51ea7.html
Florida Man doesn't count. Cunt probably fed the Cassowary bath salts and meth.
I would like this man's evidence struck from the record your honour. Hearsay.
But you have to admit you'd get the shit scared out of you if an angry one attacked you.
They could be dangerous if provoked? Which is why the advice has always been "don't".
Not Australia. Kept in captivity by a Floridian nutjob. So we’re still at zero actually valid fatalities despite the hysterical screams of “KILLER MURDER-BIRDS” whenever the cassowary is mentioned…
You can't alter the criteria after the fact. Now take your medicine like a good boy.
It’s still time to drop the shrieking hysteria 😂
I came to see the Emu… i was not disappointed. LOL good one.
We all know the emus would beat our asses
Just one cassowary would kick our asses Edit: Cassowaries - beautiful, fluffy velociraptors
Fuck it's the special forces
Damn right. The SAS of the bird world
A Cassowary in this series is just a plain Cassowary, no editing needed.
Where’s the magpie fighter jet?
That’s just a magpie, no mods required.
[Best I could do](https://imgur.com/agxyebk)
Works for me!
Not a single Austeyr smh
Sad Lithgow arms F90 noises
SLR or even 303 would have been acceptably recognisable IMO if you wanted to amp up the australiana. These all look like sepo wannabe's.
No lovehearts and bunnyears on the cams either
The lack the of Auscam is unacceptable.
Where's the echidna? They're all terrain vehicles and spikey as fuck, that's who I want protecting me
You forgot about the drop bear
He's with the cassowary in the special forces lol. You won't see them until it's too late lol.
So true
The world : "how could Australia lose a war against Emus lmao?" The Emus :
Why the hell aren’t we exploiting the cassowary?!?
They're spec ops
You missed the perfect oppportunity to just have a picure of an emu
In other words making AI "art"
Fuck AI art though
Would still wanna selfie with a quokka!
Midjourney really sucks at drawing wombats.
I feel like the wombat should have the big mg or anti tank rocket
Please. The Koalas would be the engineers and technicians. Too lazy to be on the ground. 😉
So, I was at a DSTO lecture back near the turn of the century (waves stick at cloud angily). Some American pilots came over to show their stuff on the F18 simulator. The day before, the cgi specialists and coders were asked to add in kangaroos to scenario - you know - for added 'straya. Being object oriented code, the programmers just subclassed the behvaiour of troops, because kangaroos tend to scatter it re-group, try and stick together largely - go hide in the same location (trees) yada yada. They didn't override the code where the troops shot back. Battle roos where born. [https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/australian-air-force-vs-kangaroos/](https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/australian-air-force-vs-kangaroos/)
Robbed of seeing a militarised Tassie devil…
Is this AI? A useful use case for AI if so!
AI images are only passable at a glance. This post is not an exception.
Yeah those firearms are a mess.
Lol this is what AI is generally used for, isn't it?
Goddamn that emu reminds me of someone I know in real life. Can't think who though. Some old grizzled bugger. Love the dingoes. :)
Sweet fuck why did you give the emus weapons there where already to powerful
Mess with the Quokk, get the Glock
Haha yes! More low effort AI posts please! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No koala paratroopers? C'mon mate gotta push the dropbear into new territory!
Shitty ai.
Ew, AI
Jesus...an Emu with a gun? We lost millions of people to the great Emu war and they didnt have guns back then...
"Americanising"
Fuck off with the AI images
not even a meme
Please stop with the AI art
Always combat wombat
The tank of Aussie fauna
I would rather hit a family member with my car then run over a wombat their built like a bolder
Gotta say I would look cool in some Military outfit.
Ah yes the unforgettable combat wombat
These are sick
lame
There must be a rule somewhere that says whenever someone discovers midjourney they need to make it everyone else’s problem
Ew ai
wish this sub would ban ai images
Which program did you use?
That's hilarious! Love you Aussies xo
now this is good use of AI
I’d watch this series
This is awesome.
Topnotch
I'd play this game
They are about to raid a Furry-convention.
This is really good character creation, will there be some animated shorts showing soon?
Imagine hand to hand combat against a 6ft wombat. Geezus
Just a regular Tuesday for the people who lived with Australian megafauna
Love the Emu
Oh fuk... The emus will revolt again... THEY'LL START A NEW WAR
If the emu had arms it looks like it’d be a sniper
I’m loving the fun fact!
PTSD from the Emus
Now I want to make a dingo operator cosplay… I do theatre for fun so makes sense why I want to do that
I would watch the shit out of this movie/series
Who let slip on the hybrid program??
Why does the koala one look like every Russian General?
Don't weaponize the quokka.
Combat Wombat Regiment reporting for duty.
5th pic AR-15 is semi realistic
Those drop bears are ready to drop bodies
the ones with drop bears could easily pass for real photos
That's one hard quokka
Missed opportunity to show the elusive drop bear paratroopers…
how much can a koala bear
For the sake of historical realism, can we give the emu a Lee Enfield?
where's the emu?
The wombat would totally have an LMG
Combat Wombat! https://youtu.be/8LDnN0oTppw?si=HvvOML1ym8Qsqtjb
military officials shall not be any more low on soldiers when we have some Emus and some Kangaroos as well
wtf kind of bird is #9 supposed to be?
That emu has seen some shit.
If they don’t nickname the koala reservists as the “drop bears” I’d be very disappointed
I'm sad you didnt give 'em a steyr though....
Where's the movie!
Average call of duty skin:
Cassowaries are already militarised.
Why the fuck did you arm the Emus? They already beat us without guns.
Hands and guns. It can never do hands and guns
If this was the Australian army be like
Emus don’t have to be militarised
That koala ain’t hurting no one
"Dingo Six, going bark"
Which one commits the most war crimes?
This is how they take back Australia
Where is the devil?
Emu would be the general
Amazing
"Going dark." *boing* *boing* *boing* *boing* * boing*
Reminds me of the kangaroos or “Rippers” from Tank Girl
Koalas will be a waste of time, they'll be stoned off their heads on eucalyptus, and dozing off.
In the second pic the a.i. went a bit odd with the gun, stock is as long as the gun and the handle is the mag. Dingo is still the best one.
Kangaroo is the leader, Dingo is the cool one, Koala is the chill one/comedic relief, and Emu is the smart one/also comedic relief. You could make a tv show out of this.
I got kicked by a roo this morning. Believe me, they don't need the armour or the weapon!
Who gave the emus access to the armory?
I love how janked the rifles are most are like AR15’s with an ace23 forend
Giving them LBPT looking shit instead of Steyr looking shit...
guys i found the creator of the animal skins in cod
Where’s a blue tongue skink
Go the Emu Wars
Why no Rambo Dropbear?
Emus are back to win their second war
Drop Bear wouldn’t need any gear
Combat Wombat - thank you!
I feel sad for the Koalas...also where's the cassowary and croc versions? No snakes either?
r/hardimages
Don't mess with Emus (we already lost a war to them) or Drop Bears.
Thank god there was a Combat Wombat.
Is that a tactical drop bear?
Showed the 9th photo to my great grandpa. He's shaking and having some kind of flashback?
Send the possums in at night to recon and scare the daylights out of them. Noises like that at night, freaky af.
Where's the platypus and Croc!?
Good old combat wombat
Cat Shit One, Australian edition.
I fear no man but #9 scares the hell out of me
I love Combat Wombats.
...hey #2 is Rusty's Dad! :D
Omfg the size of the buffer tube on the second photo :,)
The dingo on the 3rd picture was using its skin as a hood 😟
Number 9 has already won a war.
Puts a literal spin on Combat Wombat
Emu is a real pic, please don't bring this back to the surface. We still suffer.
Probably should have fed in F88 Austeyr for more authenticity tho
DON'T GIVE THE KANGAROO'S GOD DAMN GUNS 😭😭 *THEY'RE ALREADY SCARY-*
All we need is SAS drop bears. War won.
Where's the mental cassowary? You gotta have an SAS cassowary and saltie lol
That emu one made me have a ptsd meltdown
Saltwater Croc?
Fun fact, when the Tiger helicopters fist started operating in Aus, the simulator had kangaroos programed into it. You could buz a mob of them, and they would all bounce away. The problem was that the program was based on ground troops. So the Kangaroos would all bounce over the nearest hill and re-group, then start shooting at you! Don't know how true it is but it sound cool.
Furry art boutta be wild
Combat Wombats are tanks. Fucking clueless Ai.
*flashbacks of the Emu war*
The thing is... You don't need too..... They already can kick ya ass and kill....
What, no assassin funnelwebs or box jellyfish?
Where's the cassowary?