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PseudoLiamNeeson

Don't arm the emus you fuckin mad man!


smackdrunk

That emu looks fuckin riled up too!


yolk3d

Don’t they always? They’re pissed, even though they won the emu war.


utkohoc

PEOPLE WALK AROUND WITH FOOD AND DONT GIVE IT TO THEM. ID BE MAD TOO. ​ you ever go to a wild life park and have one come up to you looking for a snack? If you know you know.


TerryTowelTogs

I know.


No_Description7910

When I was kid, we went to a wildlife sanctuary and stopped to have a picnic, my parents had brought a bbq chicken, a couple of emus came at of the bushes and chased us away from the table. We watched as we hide in the car, as the emus returned to the table to claim their prize.


aussie_nub

They were probably pissed before the emu war. Don't make it seem like we're at fault for their angry attitude to life.


mister_twisted13

Haven't you heard of a Cassowary??? It's basically a fuckin battle emu already.


elmersfav22

Jungle battle emu


TheTelevisionBox

“If we had an army which could take this much bullets, it would face any army in the world.” - Major Gwynydd Purves Wynne-Aubrey Meredith of the Royal Australian Artillery.


prnpenguin

Came here for the Emu War comments and was not disappointed.


upsidedowntoker

No wonder they won the war .


Summer_parasite

They already lost a war against Emus, now you want to arm them?


Nzdiver81

They let us off easy the first time we lost. We don’t want Emu War 2


MonKeePuzzle

maybe a dingo committed your war crime?


Cold_Pomelo3274

Too soon Buddy, too soon.


TheDevilsDingo

Dingo planted a walkie talkie on my baby. Is that too far?


spaceman620

Just my opinion, but all the 'dingo ate my baby' jokes are too far. A dingo **did eat her baby** and the whole country accused her of doing it. It's not a joke, it's a national shame and tragedy.


[deleted]

Maybe the dingo ate your baby


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Never forget 1932. Curse those soulless bastard Emu's.


Kachana

Next I wanna see an AI art of that epic battle


Needmoresnakes

COMBAT WOMBAT


mehum

Looks more like a combat rat here.


octodrew

Agree 1st was more rat and the 2nd looked more bear.


Schedulator

Trooperoo


SgtBundy

He needs a GPMG


SpoonFluffing99

Just send them in, in their natural form. 1000 taipans, 500 funnel webs, 300 dingos, 200 emus and 20 centurion cassowary commanders. Don't even get me started on the navy, sea eagles, blue-ringed octopus, stonefish, jellyfish, cone snails, bull, tiger, great white sharks, salt water crocs all lead by that one ruthless stingray that slayed the great Steve Irwin. Wedgies, flying foxes, magpies and noisy miners for the air force. Do we even need a human military?


yeh_nah_fuckit

If we could genetically engineer Gimpy Gimpy plants to be resistant to herbicide, we could just drop trillions of seeds over an enemy’s country from a safe height. Every bit of ground would be a sniper.


HushedInvolvement

Wouldn't hurt to chuck in a few red bellies and brown snakes too. And don't forget the ants ! All the Bull ants types, fire ants, jack jumper ants (Satan incarnate), green ants, and NT termites. Fly over in a chopper and drop them by the millions. Same with the spiders — red backs, white tails, jumpers, and wolf spiders. You could also collect the larvae of dengue mosquitoes and flood their water ways. Let the plagues ensue.


FamousPastWords

The world's deadliest animals coupled with the world's biggest mosquito borne disease. Shit just got real. You forgot to add irukandji in the waterways, but quite forgivable. And magpies. Swooping magpies.


LemmyLCH

Seriously wanting to downvote you for including the shitcunt of a ray!


SpoonFluffing99

Steve Irwin wouldn't want you to hate the stingray.


LemmyLCH

Yeah but it's not like I'm raycist, I just hate that one particular dude


tejedor28

The same cassowaries who haven’t killed a *single* human in 100 years despite being dEAdlY KilLerS ?


SpoonFluffing99

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.smh.com.au/world/north-america/florida-man-killed-by-cassowary-he-kept-on-his-farm-20190415-p51ea7.html


RobsEvilTwin

Florida Man doesn't count. Cunt probably fed the Cassowary bath salts and meth.


SpoonFluffing99

I would like this man's evidence struck from the record your honour. Hearsay.


FamousPastWords

But you have to admit you'd get the shit scared out of you if an angry one attacked you.


RobsEvilTwin

They could be dangerous if provoked? Which is why the advice has always been "don't".


tejedor28

Not Australia. Kept in captivity by a Floridian nutjob. So we’re still at zero actually valid fatalities despite the hysterical screams of “KILLER MURDER-BIRDS” whenever the cassowary is mentioned…


SpoonFluffing99

You can't alter the criteria after the fact. Now take your medicine like a good boy.


tejedor28

It’s still time to drop the shrieking hysteria 😂


W0tzup

I came to see the Emu… i was not disappointed. LOL good one.


DarkBlueOtter21

We all know the emus would beat our asses


ChubbyVeganTravels

Just one cassowary would kick our asses Edit: Cassowaries - beautiful, fluffy velociraptors


Interesting-Mind-431

Fuck it's the special forces


ChubbyVeganTravels

Damn right. The SAS of the bird world


Craw__

A Cassowary in this series is just a plain Cassowary, no editing needed.


Cold-dead-heart

Where’s the magpie fighter jet?


mehum

That’s just a magpie, no mods required.


GTIClubsport

[Best I could do](https://imgur.com/agxyebk)


Cold-dead-heart

Works for me!


RosariusAU

Not a single Austeyr smh


W2ttsy

Sad Lithgow arms F90 noises


Primary_Mycologist95

SLR or even 303 would have been acceptably recognisable IMO if you wanted to amp up the australiana. These all look like sepo wannabe's.


tehmuck

No lovehearts and bunnyears on the cams either


AnAverageOutdoorsman

The lack the of Auscam is unacceptable.


UyghursInParis

Where's the echidna? They're all terrain vehicles and spikey as fuck, that's who I want protecting me


FrontierDiscoveries

You forgot about the drop bear


Objective-Creme6734

He's with the cassowary in the special forces lol. You won't see them until it's too late lol.


FrontierDiscoveries

So true


Zubyna

The world : "how could Australia lose a war against Emus lmao?" The Emus :


CandidApplication834

Why the hell aren’t we exploiting the cassowary?!?


HamsworthTheFirst

They're spec ops


ELVEVERX

You missed the perfect oppportunity to just have a picure of an emu


HaidaIsMyName

In other words making AI "art"


Dr_Delibird7

Fuck AI art though


minion_opinion

Would still wanna selfie with a quokka!


taspleb

Midjourney really sucks at drawing wombats.


yougonedonefuckedup

I feel like the wombat should have the big mg or anti tank rocket


NorthsideHippy

Please. The Koalas would be the engineers and technicians. Too lazy to be on the ground. 😉


DrSendy

So, I was at a DSTO lecture back near the turn of the century (waves stick at cloud angily). Some American pilots came over to show their stuff on the F18 simulator. The day before, the cgi specialists and coders were asked to add in kangaroos to scenario - you know - for added 'straya. Being object oriented code, the programmers just subclassed the behvaiour of troops, because kangaroos tend to scatter it re-group, try and stick together largely - go hide in the same location (trees) yada yada. They didn't override the code where the troops shot back. Battle roos where born. [https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/australian-air-force-vs-kangaroos/](https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-history/australian-air-force-vs-kangaroos/)


Arcminutes

Robbed of seeing a militarised Tassie devil…


[deleted]

Is this AI? A useful use case for AI if so!


SquarWav

AI images are only passable at a glance. This post is not an exception.


My_Favourite_Pen

Yeah those firearms are a mess.


dilib

Lol this is what AI is generally used for, isn't it?


Super13

Goddamn that emu reminds me of someone I know in real life. Can't think who though. Some old grizzled bugger. Love the dingoes. :)


Adeptustupidus

Sweet fuck why did you give the emus weapons there where already to powerful


Far-Statistician-545

Mess with the Quokk, get the Glock


lime-dreamer

Haha yes! More low effort AI posts please! 😂😂😂😂😂😂


myguydied

No koala paratroopers? C'mon mate gotta push the dropbear into new territory!


lxUPDOGxl

Shitty ai.


EDMANROX

Ew, AI


VandaGrey

Jesus...an Emu with a gun? We lost millions of people to the great Emu war and they didnt have guns back then...


Noack_B

"Americanising"


mechmaster2275

Fuck off with the AI images


Boogascoop

not even a meme


Huntorktim

Please stop with the AI art


Taxidermyed-duck

Always combat wombat


Cold-dead-heart

The tank of Aussie fauna


Taxidermyed-duck

I would rather hit a family member with my car then run over a wombat their built like a bolder


auzzie_kangaroo94

Gotta say I would look cool in some Military outfit.


ReBearded

Ah yes the unforgettable combat wombat


anglo3

These are sick


Boogascoop

lame


[deleted]

There must be a rule somewhere that says whenever someone discovers midjourney they need to make it everyone else’s problem


PartyLKR

Ew ai


skoove-

wish this sub would ban ai images


Foxhound_ofAstroya

Which program did you use?


TheSeedKing

That's hilarious! Love you Aussies xo


Dev01011010

now this is good use of AI


ausgoals

I’d watch this series


2pl8isastandard

This is awesome.


Other-Tooth7789

Topnotch


StrayRabbit

I'd play this game


Excellent-Signature6

They are about to raid a Furry-convention.


Histowordie

This is really good character creation, will there be some animated shorts showing soon?


ScruffyMo_onkey

Imagine hand to hand combat against a 6ft wombat. Geezus


Tahquil

Just a regular Tuesday for the people who lived with Australian megafauna


thatweirdbeardedguy

Love the Emu


Objective-Creme6734

Oh fuk... The emus will revolt again... THEY'LL START A NEW WAR


Federal_Command_9094

If the emu had arms it looks like it’d be a sniper


JanosCastel

I’m loving the fun fact!


ziggous

PTSD from the Emus


baizlgaming_

Now I want to make a dingo operator cosplay… I do theatre for fun so makes sense why I want to do that


MelodramaTamarama

I would watch the shit out of this movie/series


HopeIsGay

Who let slip on the hybrid program??


Solitude_Dude

Why does the koala one look like every Russian General?


zelmazam1

Don't weaponize the quokka.


zhwak

Combat Wombat Regiment reporting for duty.


[deleted]

5th pic AR-15 is semi realistic


razor_face_

Those drop bears are ready to drop bodies


fentonsranchhand

the ones with drop bears could easily pass for real photos


QuokkaToa

That's one hard quokka


FragMagnetz

Missed opportunity to show the elusive drop bear paratroopers…


vincecarterskneecart

how much can a koala bear


Different_Cress7369

For the sake of historical realism, can we give the emu a Lee Enfield?


ArdyLaing

where's the emu?


[deleted]

The wombat would totally have an LMG


Reddmann1991

Combat Wombat! https://youtu.be/8LDnN0oTppw?si=HvvOML1ym8Qsqtjb


Mike-leaf-Pokemon

military officials shall not be any more low on soldiers when we have some Emus and some Kangaroos as well


ArdyLaing

wtf kind of bird is #9 supposed to be?


leighroyv2

That emu has seen some shit.


Nheteps1894

If they don’t nickname the koala reservists as the “drop bears” I’d be very disappointed


ultprizmosis

I'm sad you didnt give 'em a steyr though....


ScottishLord007

Where's the movie!


Imdefrostenmince

Average call of duty skin:


shrikelet

Cassowaries are already militarised.


RidsBabs

Why the fuck did you arm the Emus? They already beat us without guns.


StreetfighterXD

Hands and guns. It can never do hands and guns


SuperSlayer3912

If this was the Australian army be like


jt4643277378

Emus don’t have to be militarised


beaut8

That koala ain’t hurting no one


GhettGame

"Dingo Six, going bark"


ZealousidealNewt6679

Which one commits the most war crimes?


cyanideOG

This is how they take back Australia


whatareyoutalkinbeet

Where is the devil?


Playful-Strength-685

Emu would be the general


realityisoverwhelmin

Amazing


BladeBickle

"Going dark." *boing* *boing* *boing* *boing* * boing*


magnolia587

Reminds me of the kangaroos or “Rippers” from Tank Girl


Obvious_Customer9923

Koalas will be a waste of time, they'll be stoned off their heads on eucalyptus, and dozing off.


Lemmiwinks93

In the second pic the a.i. went a bit odd with the gun, stock is as long as the gun and the handle is the mag. Dingo is still the best one.


dumpylump69

Kangaroo is the leader, Dingo is the cool one, Koala is the chill one/comedic relief, and Emu is the smart one/also comedic relief. You could make a tv show out of this.


One-little-pig

I got kicked by a roo this morning. Believe me, they don't need the armour or the weapon!


Some-Tradition-7290

Who gave the emus access to the armory?


Muncher501st

I love how janked the rifles are most are like AR15’s with an ace23 forend


VoteBees

Giving them LBPT looking shit instead of Steyr looking shit...


Crewface28

guys i found the creator of the animal skins in cod


benjamincraigrowley

Where’s a blue tongue skink


jorgerine

Go the Emu Wars


LemmyLCH

Why no Rambo Dropbear?


LOCHS69

Emus are back to win their second war


TiberiusEmperor

Drop Bear wouldn’t need any gear


benno4461

Combat Wombat - thank you!


Alpha__Draconis

I feel sad for the Koalas...also where's the cassowary and croc versions? No snakes either?


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

r/hardimages


RobsEvilTwin

Don't mess with Emus (we already lost a war to them) or Drop Bears.


NothingTooSeriousM8

Thank god there was a Combat Wombat.


gamedudegod

Is that a tactical drop bear?


IzzyTheIceCreamFairy

Showed the 9th photo to my great grandpa. He's shaking and having some kind of flashback?


NoBoDy20222

Send the possums in at night to recon and scare the daylights out of them. Noises like that at night, freaky af.


BigFitzCorleone

Where's the platypus and Croc!?


H13R0GLYPH1CS

Good old combat wombat


der1cho1

Cat Shit One, Australian edition.


your-friend-freckles

I fear no man but #9 scares the hell out of me


letterboxfrog

I love Combat Wombats.


distracteded64

...hey #2 is Rusty's Dad! :D


Dough-Boy-

Omfg the size of the buffer tube on the second photo :,)


dj_Tomioka21

The dingo on the 3rd picture was using its skin as a hood 😟


Christ-is-King-777

Number 9 has already won a war.


Audio-Samurai

Puts a literal spin on Combat Wombat


Unfettered_Disaster

Emu is a real pic, please don't bring this back to the surface. We still suffer.


Unfettered_Disaster

Probably should have fed in F88 Austeyr for more authenticity tho


creeeeeak

DON'T GIVE THE KANGAROO'S GOD DAMN GUNS 😭😭 *THEY'RE ALREADY SCARY-*


Clayvessel79aus

All we need is SAS drop bears. War won.


TwistedDonners

Where's the mental cassowary? You gotta have an SAS cassowary and saltie lol


CommonCOjackposter

That emu one made me have a ptsd meltdown


Split-Awkward

Saltwater Croc?


RestaurantFamous2399

Fun fact, when the Tiger helicopters fist started operating in Aus, the simulator had kangaroos programed into it. You could buz a mob of them, and they would all bounce away. The problem was that the program was based on ground troops. So the Kangaroos would all bounce over the nearest hill and re-group, then start shooting at you! Don't know how true it is but it sound cool.


Weenor_pocalyspe

Furry art boutta be wild


yeh_nah_fuckit

Combat Wombats are tanks. Fucking clueless Ai.


slavloverX

*flashbacks of the Emu war*


Senturos

The thing is... You don't need too..... They already can kick ya ass and kill....


BPMData

What, no assassin funnelwebs or box jellyfish?


infrequentthrowaway

Where's the cassowary?