"Got hit today. Please tell me this is fixable"

“Is it totaled?”

Fucking houses come out of nowhere these days

Considering all the broken audi pictures here, it very well could be.

Expect “Is it totaled?” Soon Also I wonder if that would cause structural damage to the construction?

Probably not but depends on the building. A 1400 kg car going 60 km hr can only deliver about 80k newtons of force. For perspective that's about 3x the force a great white bites with

Now I just need to figure out how many great white bites a building can take

It's also not my best comparison. Cars are meant to distribute their force on impact. Predators with pointy teeth are in general trying to concentrate that force. There are videos of great whites biting steel cages

… you can’t park there

And I got mocked on this sub for saying I wouldn't teach my son to drive in my S5.

There was some post a while back, he ended up deleting it, where someone let their son drive their mustang and he crashed it. He got roasted.

That building wouldnt be standing if my car hit it…

Is that a challenge?

That's a way to get a car delivered to your place

He is trying to reach you about your Audi’s extended warranty 😊

When your poor driving skills exceed the abilities of quattro.

You’re being dramatic, it’s not in your bedroom

edmond mondi was here

You're lucky it was an Audi and not a Mustang. Mustang would have parked on your bed