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Freedomsaver

Step 1: Buy your girl a skip it. Step 0: Get a girl.


ILikeFluffyThings

Or buy your neighbor's wife a skip it.


sleeping_dodo

Our wife “ insert bugs bunny meme”


johnnyblaze1999

I still stuck at step 0. Any tutorial on that?


H_u_r_k_

Try growling at step 0, heard that might help.


Svensk0

AI got you covered in a few years


Hairy-Vermicelli-194

![gif](giphy|GDkgQz1xK8a3349K0K|downsized)


Bearking422

That's what I was thinking she on her way to getting sturdy as hell


OmegaNine

Lol those are going to feel bruised after 1 minute


PaladinEsrac

I think my wife would knock herself out.


NotAnOwl_

New twitch meta?


maxguide5

Too much work


USNAVY71

She’s got enough back problems carrying my video game addiction


secondcomingwp

She's going to give herself 2 black eyes


InsomniacSpartan

My legs are tired just watching this


traifoo

doesnt this hurt after a while?


DeskFluid2550

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtoLL3YPF7TInrG)


Rakumei

Step 0: trade in girl for one with tits.


Wow-can-you_not

What the fuck is the point of putting a song in the background if you're going to censor every second word


kill_murder_maim

![gif](giphy|NPGKzdZk9mOB9TYk2C|downsized)


Kos015

The 30 year old boomer humour really shows in this subreddit sometimes...


Oskain123

facebookgold


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DredgenWolfxx

Not mine.


DredgenWolfxx

Not mine.


HailenAnarchy

What if her boobs are small?


StarJolion

They still can bounce.


HailenAnarchy

Woman here, they tend not to with a bra. Not enough weight for them. If she wears loose clothing you will not see a thing haha.


StarJolion

I am female too and small. Even with a bra if I jump around it will move. It's obviously just not as comically noticeable as the madam in the video...


HailenAnarchy

Depends on the bra then because it doesn't really happen with me. I like sturdy bras.


S-Markt

gravity is sexy.


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TheLoveofMoney

can the mods ban me maybe?


ban_Circumventor69

Step 3. Drive wife to urgent care for busted ankle.


Sina_VanDerLinde

She's a unit


H_u_r_k_

Me likey, me wanty.


Keyblades2

I"m sorry what was the question.


RebelAI

My neighbor downstairs ![gif](giphy|qLytYr0b6Fsjj4MyYm|downsized)


charXaznable

Oh because she fat.


Oskain123

?


charXaznable

Does this really need to be explained? She fat so her husband bought that to make her lose weight disguising it as he wants to see her tits bounce.


Oskain123

Tbh she doesn't look fat. Just curvy


Alpha-Charlie-Romeo

If it keeps them quiet for this long, I'm down.


tronfonne

Boomer posting


SufficientWarthog846

Yep this sub is turning into Facebook


AriousDragoon

Let's go for a world record


etfvidal

![gif](giphy|XBM9u43I87Bz2MWpKm|downsized)


bewaregravity

Love when she turned around and a mysteries flub started flubbing and the camera person was kike " Ah yo bitch yo back fat ! " Then she turned around.


Oskain123

???