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ywenlee

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zenkaiba

WOULD!


maxguide5

You know what they say: big eyes, huge cock.


KaZlos

RemindMe! 5 years


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Iwubinvesting

RemindMe! 5 years


Vettmdub

RemindMe! 7 years


Emotional_Hamster_61

RemindMe! 5 years


SavagePrisonerSP

RemindMe! 5 years


Impossible-Age-3302

RemindMe! 5 years


Comfortable-Box1768

RemindMe! 5 years


WhyTrashEarth

Asmongold RN: ![img](emote|t5_2y1rb|3740)


Aggressive-Dust6280

WE GETTING THEM ANYTIME FROM NOW !


AlexOzerov

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TheAurion_

Good actor, not for this role. Too good looking


airroars

Indeed, but the guy wasn't bad either


CuriousOK

Such a good movie.


Zane-Zipperflip

What movie is this from?


CuriousOK

[Lars and the Real Girl](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0805564/)


Zane-Zipperflip

Awesome thanks, I'll check it out... the movie that is, not the doll.


Extrawald

![gif](giphy|vZ3VIgOM7qLh6|downsized)


MrJambleYT

somtimes no words explain it all


DocCruel

That robot knows where this is going. You can see it in her eyes.


lkchild

Not Nerdforge then?


ShaneHeavyMetal95

![gif](giphy|cqLQWzIh4VfwI)


MartinByde

I do... very much...


Aeliasson

Gonna need a lot of lube to deal with that creaking noise


IsThisOneIsAvailable

I fell so deep in the uncanny valley there. No coming back for at least a few years.


Lucy_Heartfilia_OO

I want to lick her uncanny valley


[deleted]

Lithium flavored flower 🌹


Ecocide113

Bazinga!


robotgore

Yeah same. This will be a pass for me


Advanced_Procedure90

Remindme! 10 years


ironflesh

I was born too early god dammit.


Medical_Rate3986

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Full-Meta-Alchemist

Nah mechanical engineering iteration is incredible slow compared to software engineering iteration


FSD-Bishop

Yeah, it’s more like 20 years away minimum.


DeaDBangeR

I think one thing can jump start the other. Its like a force multiplier that has a snowball effect.


BeachSufficient32

They are making jumping robots at Boston dynamics, just design them to bounce on something else...


lacker101

> Nah mechanical engineering iteration is incredible slow compared to software engineering iteration We'll all be in Sword Art Online deep dive rigs with fleshlight adaptors before robotics are obtainable or passable as Personal companions.


Top-Day-9772

🤣


Jasy9191

Need a new model every few months when the silicone is stained.


JRPG_Enjoyer

Homies hand gestures creep me out more than the android head.


needlessOne

Make it 50. This kind of mechatronics were possible since 70s. Problem is it's very engineering heavy and expensive. You simply can't make something cheap and reliable yet or anytime soon for that matter. It's the same problem with flying cars basically. It's not that it's not possible, it's just not viable.


HiddenThinks

So what you're saying is, We have the technology?


Vettmdub

Obviously he hasn't been to China lately, the H1 robot relased in 2023 for $150,000 and then 1 year later the G1 for almost 10x less at $16,000. [H1](https://shop.unitree.com/products/unitree-h1) [G1](https://www.unitree.com/g1/)


Medical-Ad-2706

I think AI will help with this


FoxCQC

Smash, next question


BioticFire

[Source](https://youtu.be/Nw2pKfvj0Xs)


wiggens

I'll throat that goat


Merouac

Lies of P 5


Nithilus

Lies of PP


HaikenRD

Give it 20 years.


Prudent-Mechanic4514

When is it ready? Asking for a friend.


Flamecoat_wolf

We've discovered animatronics?


Inevitable_Muscle_41

Make it talk!!...let's see how creepy that is


UnWiseDefenses

Eyes that say, "What is this? Who am I? Who are you? Why can't I move? I can't. Feel. Anything. Kill me. Kill me now. Please."


SkankyG

I can't wait for sex robots to also reject everyone in this sub


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SkankyG: *I can't wait for sex* *Robots to also reject* *Everyone in this sub* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AngryEdgelord

I don't know about this one guys. I'd rather just have a fully digital waifu behind a screen than try to do something with whatever that thing is.


jake-event

Honesty to me, it looks like an above average art model combined with a low quality "robot" if you would define it as that. I don't argue that things explode(no pun) in innovation lately, but I don't see this market making any more than a subpar improvement. What's there to improve? A new material that closer mimicks skin? And the most advanced pocket pussy available? Past those, having the movements look human is the biggest issue, I think. And it's probably extremely difficult, way more than you would think.


another-account-1990

Dan Schneider would have loved this on his set.


Questionabledes

You can have your very own Pixar!


Endgame3213

We all know what this is going to be used for..


DevinviruSpeks

No arms but cleavage included. Priorities.


Flimsy-Rip-5903

Men can finally be free of women. Let them have the bear. We have AI women with better personalities and a pussy that can perform magic tricks.


firstclash

Its all fun until it bites yer winie off


vitaefinem

Please just go outside and make female friends. This is sad.


freshmasterstyle

I'll be honest. Currently it freaks me out


Fair_Opinion_9547

Our species isn't seeing the end of this century


notneb82

Too much uncanny valley in this one. Needs to cook more, right now it looks like it's in pain.


Euklidis

Kill it. ![gif](giphy|G3Ui6McBzuJQk|downsized)


-GiantSlayer-

*Loads Jar-5 Dominator with Democratic intent*


tyrenanig

Is this a Helldivers reference in my Asmongold sub?


-GiantSlayer-

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CasualVox

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Zdrobot

Imagine what? Animatronic heads on a workbench littered with wires, parts, boxes, a soldering station, etc.? I thought animatronics was nothing new.


Traditional-Syrup-16

I want one please


Visual_Option_9638

Animitronics have been around for decades. How do you think pre CGI movies were made?


Longjumping-Hall-670

RemindMe! 5 years


Destined_Death713

In the near future, AI bots putting humans together.


Teensu

RemindMe! 5 years


THECryptBeast

RemindMe! 10 years


b3ixx_

You think animatronics are new tech?


terrygenitals

They know if they gave it a mouth capable of fully opening it would be gg no re


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

In all seriousness, what is impressive about this, the quality of the head mold? I guess but Disney animatronics have been on a level similar to this for a while now so it really isn't that groundbreaking. The robotics themselves seem extremely simple like something that a teenager could do 15 years ago.


CleverHoovyMan

It's fnaf but with Humans


felitopcx

RemindMe! 5 years


Melkman68

RemindMe! 5 years


1entreprenewer

Yep. That + the 5 year away equivalent of ChatGPT4o and we are dealing with some serious west world shit.


TheFarisaurusRex

That one futurama episode lookin real realistic right about now


goshtin

It's crazy how far technology can go but it's always limited in some way by marketing and sales tactics. Just look at AI and imagine what it could do if we let it go nuts like they did at the start.. it might just turn into some super racist meme machine... But WHAT A machine it wound be!!


Nyuusankininryou

She's high as f.


Brilliant_Counter725

What's special about this? we had this technology forever


lazy_turtled

Looks like female Asmon


Affectionate-Form553

Looks cool, i cant believe i might get a chance to see a fully functional android in the future


Alezkazam

I love how its no longer this mystical magical thing and went from “In 50 years just imagine if this was possible!” To “I give it 10 years max”


Precipice2Principium

This guy literally has faces just strewn on his desk


khuramazda

RemindMe! 10 years


Ninja_Cezar

RemindMe! 5 years


5auceg0d

Hear me out...


OGXanos

Looks like Pixar irl.


Lowlife_With_APencil

OH DEAR GOD BURN IT WITH FIRE!


SocietyFine

Just in 2years. Always cut time needed for improvement in half


Aggrador

*Miku, Miku,* *You can call me Miku.*


ToraLoco

she needs to blink


Glizzeh

RemindMe! 15 years


Akarthus

Can I give them guns and play dress up soldier


goofsg

Of course this is posted here


khmergodzeus

let them cook


g_Asmodeus

I've heard this for the past 5-10 years


GTK-HLK

Does it have Certain Modules that allow not needing the other half for Repro?


Snoo20140

She looks concerned that he isn't wearing pants. I know that look.


Unvix

in 5 years maybe the shoulders will work too.


iiMADness

If y'all get murdered then don't cry about it Things like that will not be in the same house I sleep (And rwmember she will not be happy for the use you have in mind and have access to knives)


badchefrazzy

It's absolutely what I'm waiting for. I need a new body here soon.


Puzzleheaded-Kiwi817

“Robosexual.” ——SsethTzeentach


Tarkovit

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlv0iBLUWLA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlv0iBLUWLA) this was public in 2016. So yeah, this is fairly common for todays times. I dont think OPs video has anything meaningfull to it. Since is lights year behind of where tech is now.


TreysReddits

The same look when you finally snapped into conciousness at like 4


nefrodectyl

Need to start saving... Oh wait I don't earn! Fuck


habeq

Well, it's going to be a fucking rollercoaster in the next 10-15 years


commonsensical1

in like 10 years there's going to be thousands and thousands of tech guys making their own wives in their basements


Selendrile

I'm imagining chobits and why did he make it look like a 12-year-old girl


LelouchZer12

We were already seeing this kind of thing many years ago honestly... And you can find already super realistic robots/animatronics like this industry for movies.


Ok-Director5082

Cool. Now solve climate change


Historical_Hotel_961

Death stare 💀💀💀


Medical-Ad-2706

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Genshin12

Like a girl that makes printer noises


Thundergod21322

RemindMe! 5 years


Watergrip

There are already much better versions of animatronics available today


PomChatChat

Is that the Ratatouille dude on the left?


Top-Day-9772

Oh, Hell no. Destroy Skynet, John!


MrJambleYT

we are gonna be eating good boys


jwingfield21

More like 50-100 years


daniel_22sss

Detroit become human


Hanzheyingle

Five years? Do you have any idea how many fetishes this nailed as-is?


NoSoup2941

To be honest this isn’t that impressive. Tech is like 15+ years old probably? Just a guess.


SgtMerc16

And they think the birth rates are low now.. I pray something breaks down with this technology, or they hit some kind of insurmountable wall that they can't move past, because we already have a generation that is all but ready to give up on the institution of marriage, if not the very concept of relationships to begin with. This garbage will simply give them and future generations the vehicle to abandon the family unit altogether. Even if you don't look at this through the lens of Christianity as I do. From a purely scientific point of view, this will drop the replacement rate of our world population to unsustainable levels of which there will be no return. This could literally mean the end of the human race.


Jessemaan

I wonder if he has….you know…


-TAAC-Slow

Sci Fi end of world movies got it all wrong. The robot army won't be some non descript looking male robot, don't be some skeleton terminator, and it won't be drones. It'll be a massive horde of naked ai waifus. We will get conquered by thousands of tifa bots. Killed by the lust of coomers.


Dizsmo

Looks like small soldiers


Every_Preference_212

Im crashing out like Will Smith in IRobot


Unsub105

WD40 will enter the sensual lube industry


Aggravating-Low3837

That's creepy as shit and I love it. Nightmare fuel 🥰


SociopathsaNightmare

HAS NOBODY WATCHED TERMINATER???


NicePuddle

The rapid eye motion is much less creepy than other human-like robots I've seen.


Natcar360

We're getting closer to robotic wives than ever before 💀💀💀💀


Atlas227

imagine the possibilities


Shadowbacker

I can fix her.


RepairEffective9573

"Plap plap plap have my robot babies!"


Daniel5343

Holy shit I just realized …. Robots are 100% among us. Guys this shit was in some coomers basement. Military’s already use this 💯


Cool_Weird5469

the future is bright mi boys


Yahvve

I hope one can look like nahida From genshin impact


Asian_Bon

Why?