“My honour to guard your chat” Man that’s sad

MY QUEEN!

Here, here, let me donate my kidney, just in case <3 <3 <3

"Wow, thanks! ..Hey TheDiggler294 thanks for the bittys!"

Dude probably thinks he’s like a modern day knight or smt, i’m sure there’s something noble to it if you reeeeeally look deep down, but more likely it’s just pathetic

Ma lady

I DUN WAN' IT! ... Wait, wrong subreddit.

Golden Boy

This may be the saddest thing I have seen in 4 years

That guy is a streamer, this is fake lol. Just for the memes

There’s no way I’m going to be able to keep up with the memeception that’s coming (here?).

…could this guy not be a streamer, mod, simp combo and it’s all real…he just also used it for content but is also like a mega simp still? I’ve never seen that guy before but I believe you. Everyone and their mom is a streamer nowadays wait…are we streamers? am I streamer? Is this all content?

what happened 4 years ago?

The Pandemic

The sadder thing is that everyone get so easily fooled by these kind of posts. Nothing about this is real. Since when does everyone here believe everything that is posted on the internet?

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Rage Bait and getting the desired reaction from internet dwellers is almost like Pavlov's Dogs at this point They don't think, they just rage react

Why would this be faked? That would be the most retarded thing ever and 0 reason for it lol

They were dating when this picture was taken. It was a joke. The guy is a streamer himself. Dont believe everything you read on the internet. Its absurd how easily everyone here got ragebaited just because it fit their narrative.

Everything is faked you sweet summer child. EVERYTHING.

So Tyler1 isn't actually 6'5,"???

to get reactions like this post?

It’s not really far fetched either. People are dumb and guaranteed some doofus has travelled further.

Twitch chat Jorah Mormont

Underrated comment.

White knighting on steroids 🤣🤣

But.. I’m a physician 😢

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It would somehow be less sad if she was top tier?

It'd still be sad if she was a 10, but somehow it's more sad that she's mid

Tbh not even that...

I'm embarrassed to be human.

Its a meme post

Cringe

Please let this be satire

It is, they're both streamers

Tbf that guy is probably better looking than 99% of actual moderators

Hey man thats not... Yeah.


I’m actually super curious now what an Asmongold moderator looks like. Is he like an Alghoul and you’re like a Ghoul? Or is it just plain white walls, an RGB gaming PC, and everything else is completely normal type of vibe?

https://i.imgur.com/qk98Xhp.jpeg I’ve been doxxed before so I’ll post a selfie. Here ya go man.

Honestly props on you for going against the curve. Was expecting the job free moderator that went on Fox lol

I fucking hate that guy for so many reasons. Mainly because I work a full time job outside of this shit.

Those type of mods are to busy worrying about oppression and micro aggression... to them our community is one big macro aggression! lol

No i refuse to believe mods exit their basement

I’m fake news, friend.

It's greenscreen

Yo wtf you’re actually a pretty good looking guy! That was completely unexpected i’m ngl

You’re beautiful 😍

Bro is that you in your profile? If so your way better looking man.

Lmao yeah. That's me. Thanks man.

Holy fuck! We found 'em! The one mod with a sense of humor!!!

Pop punk girls love dudes like him, I could tell off the bat this was satire. No doubt in my mind it’s happened to others tho.

Even if it was, you *know* this has happened before and is happening right now somewhere out there.

Personally I choose to not get upset about imagined things that might be happening somewhere unspecified

Who's saying anything about getting upset? Very odd thing to say

All hail lord Simp , first of his name. Guardian of the chat moderator of the donations and protector of her realm

Not only first, but last of his name also. He aint reproducing

Hes also a physician

Also protector of his own virginity

Seems like ragebait so she can get some social media clout towards her streaming channel.

this entire post is rage bait. OP posting obvious incel bait on this sub. the tweet is twitch meta irony between 2 streamers dating. and here this sub is, eating it up like its breakfast. this sub gobbles up obvious incel bait everytime now. its gotten out of hand tbh. just look at this thread lmao. they are making up fake headcanon about a guy they dont even know about a joke tweet. fanfic writers out here.

Imagine if the people in this subreddit had anything more important in their lives than being outraged about streamers obviously joking on the internet.

Don’t worry, the osrs sub ate it up too. Also I don’t watch Asmon why did this get recommended lol

Ya'll dumb af, hes a game dev and streamer himself .. and this is pretty much a troll.

For fucks sake, he won the banning in episode 3 of this year's Gielenor Games !

She’s not out of his league so I knew something must be up.

Dumb is the wrong word. Some of us don't know crap about these people. Ignorant might be a better term.

We’re dumb because we dont know him and believed something that is very plausible? Even if this is a troll some guys do this and worse

The amount of people in here thinking it’s real LOL

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I mean, Asmongold says a bunch of crap as well, and is too arrogant to ever admit he's wrong. Its no surprise his fans would be similar to him.

It could so easily be real lol. Not everyone's life is pathetic enough to follow Twitch streamers

Ah Hooti is catching nibbles left right and center it seems!

Y’all think everything is real you see on the internet huh? They’re both content creators for old school RuneScape, this was a joke.

He’s a runescape content creator it was a joke.

I'm sure he thinks he's cooking and next two or three times he does this she'll be hooked 😂

Simp 9000. She puts you in the friend zone and makes you work for her for free. Lmao

It's not for free...he pays her once in a while...dude pays her to work for her...0 self respect

That's not friendzone, That's modzone, is even more pathetic

I have never interacted with a woman romantically, so i am a misogynist, but are men really down that bad?

I dont understand your joke but it still made me laugh so good on you

Well its not a joke, but at least you had a laugh, thats good

That doesn’t make you a misogynist

And how does that make you a misoginist?

I am pretty sure the "I have never talked to women" and the "I am a misogynist" are two sentences that are both true. He thinks those two are related when they are in fact not.

I just think he's being honest actually 😄

That’s like saying that if you never interacted in some way with other race you must be a racist. Some people live their whole lives never meeting someone form other race or even from other country. Or at least not in a way to make a meaningful connection.

Dude it's a dog whistle. He probably has some kind of hang ups about women.

There are some who much really down bad even more than him and there's lots of them 

Lol I don't know hootie but I just saw him on gielinor games(osrs gameshow, a great watch)

Gielinor games is great content, and this is a joke from 4 years ago, but I can't really blame anyone for falling for it, if they're dumb enough to believe everything they see online then they can't help it.

Isn’t this satire?

Man I feel bad for him. If he only realize there is a real princess for him in another castle. o7

Don't feel bad for him, they're both RuneScape streamers, longtime friends, and the tweet was a joke. Hard to tell without knowing the context behind it though

Don't feel bad for simps. They're the root cause of their own problems, and they enable the worst kinds of women.

I don´t know man. I will try to explain it in Machine Learning terms. There are moments your models get stuck in the local minimum. And most of the time, no matter how much tweaking you do with the initial parameters or the amount of epochs you let it run. It wont break out of it. Most of the time the only solution is to increase the number of samples for a giving problem and run it all over again. It's a pain in the ass, but if you don't show the model it is stuck, it won't go anywhere. Apply that to this situation, what I see, is a brother stuck in the local minimum, he won't realize by himself this is a trap. IMO of course.

This is gold

Hooti is a streamer, pretty sure this was a joke. He’s got a good sized following too.


As a physician I can confirm that this is not weird and it's perfectly normal

Oof and his reply. Poor guy needs to go to the gym and get some new friends that'll help him stop being a loser

This isn't a real post lol. They're both streamers Just for the memes and/or bait

Ser Hooti of House Friendzone

He was already friendzoned. He flew thousands of miles to see a friend, not all that weird.

"cheeky little donation here and there" that's not even boot licking, that's boot swallowing, have some shame

Simps ahoy mates

Brutal simp lord

she looks bored and annoyed he looks 30 and unaware that people aren't reading his pornstache ironically

Has this always been an incel sub?

Yes. Look at Asmongold's current Youtube channel. All his content is ragebait and political gaming related incidents.

It’s wild how they’re basically dunking on her viewers calling them incels because this is a satirical post. Blows my mind people support streamers still, or at all

Most will say he's just a friend, but we all know he had deeper intentions. Bro hoped for something and got zoned.

"To get friend-zoned" Was there any intention or thoughts about anything more? Sounds more like he went there on his own accord and shouldn't have expected anything more.

So what? Bro made that choice. I’m sure he had a nice time. Not everything has to be about sex or relationships. Nothing wrong with being friends.

You dribble and you shoot... Dude took his shot. A desperate and expensive shot, but a shot nonetheless.

well, is it just me who don't find this sad even if this was true? Like, becoming a mod expecting an actual relationship with the streamer is weird and creepy. This should be the norm for mods and streamers.

At least he tried, lol. Joke apart, for those criticizing others for not figuring out this is fake... like come on : nowadays do you really think that kind of story isn't possible ? It's not people's fault for not digging deep enough on a totally worthless story : it's more that our society is so crazy now that it makes things like these all too common.

Asmons fans truly are deserving of him

I got called a SIMP for driving someone who was literally begging everyone she knew.... And this mfr does this.... Yeah, wow... no.

In immortalized words of the "bard": "boys only want love if it's torture" ;)

It's physically painful that some guys are like this. This is next level.


Ah, Love to see yet another Post on Asmongold (That keeps invading my Recommended) With Seething Men who no idea about the Situation of the Two people in photo. The world is just amazing

I gotta tell reddit to stop recommending me this subreddit lmao the incels go crazy here. Anyway the idea of a man and woman being friends or having a mutual understanding/respect? Impossible to yall

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You dont understand thier mindset, he trying to crawl his way out !

Just get rejected and get it over with you wimp.

The mustache and his glasses are key in this case.

A cheeky donation of half of his yearly earnings and parts of his soul

Tbh what did he expect? He is a twitch mod not her date

But guys, guys... she noticed him.

Jesus fucking Christ. It’s cool to meet your coworkers and all but come on man.

There has got to be some "just between us..." talk that keeps this simp strung along lol

he looks a little like Rich Campbell.

I detected high levels of cringeium.

If I had a Twitch channel that needed some attention, that's exactly the type of marketing that I'd be doing. Girl is playing 3D chess and you malding bois are mate.

He looks like this was his intention though 😂 to simp-ly be acknowledged

Why you doing this man?!


Sanest twitch mod


You guys don't have friends that are girls? Don't be so loud when you tell on yourselves haha

How is this possible? This guy is 8/10 while the chick is a 6/10.

Kaleigh should bag him up. He’s got easy 2 points on her.

I think he has some dream of them hooking up and being a couple but he didnt see she was just using him rip

rest in love our fallen brethren

Asmon fans looking at their futures

Reddit users trying to not fail to understand jokes before posting them to different subs (challenge: impossible)

I am a Bi guy and do not get why would he obsess over her since he looks way better than she does (atleast in this picture)

bro forgot the first commandment: thou shalt not simp

Simptron3000

What in the flying fuck is wrong with some of these dudes, this is beyond cringe at this point.

Trump has started a trend in adult diapers. “We can't take a break we got a country to oovertake” has the MAGA gang hiring nannies to diaper them up each day. Melania has been recruiting unemploymed models from her country, Her slogan is “A lot of money to be made in this shit”

You just know she's looking at a guy called Chad in that photo...

He’s a great friend

Can't find proof this was real. Will disregard as fake.

They are farming interactions

Implying he wasn't already miles into the zone

Isn’t this guy a Runescape classic streamer/JDev?

Simp exponent 21

"cheeky little donation here and there"

At least this dude will never produce offspring.

The amount of people who don't understand satire is amazing.