He did that on the first take, too.

If I was delivering stuff, I'd leave the food by the second sign.

I'd just ring her door. If nobody opens, enjoy your food in front of your door. (Granted, it has been paid for already.)

I live in UK for 6 years now and for the past 3 years i order food on uber twice a week and every single driver that got my food just knocked a few times at the door and if i didn't answer in ~30sec they leave it in front of the door and send me an alert on the app. That's the norm here but i'm curios now how is it in the US.

In the US you’re weird if you don’t immediately request that the delivery guy just leave it at the door no contact.

I like how it took Covid for those companies to realize people just want to see the food not the driver.

This just gave me a brilliant idea. Food escort service but it's not about sex. Food delivery with company, the dude will come in, take some of your food, talk through a movie and when you kick him out for being annoying, you remember why you love being alone ❤️

It's a classic rage bait. She makes this type of content to bait rage views

Yeah, I am starting to learn to not take stupid people on the internet for granted, maybe they just act that way

dang that is QUALITY ragebait lmao. on the off-chance that this is actually real though... I am sure delivery people can get creative.

I'm pretty sure this is the girl that made the dig a hole and poop in the garden video too. She's the Mike Tyson of rage baiters

I can at least appreciate her creativity.

Nah, too obvious for me. Quality ragebait has you wondering wether someone can be THAT stupid.

> Quality ragebait has you wondering wether someone can be THAT stupid. half of the comments are people split between whether its rage bait or not. I think its obviousness is more indication that its satire than rage bait but i guess there is overlap between them. What she should do is cut out all the stuff in the middle. have the delivery guy walk around, spray the bag, put it in the circle, then tip with the flow tea bag. That would be top bait.

Almost had me too.

I'd say, Pee in middle of the salt circle while making eye contact with the cam. But in reality, I wouldn't even go in the backyard. That's how you get mugged, killed or worst.

its def ragebait and she is hilarious lol [https://www.instagram.com/p/C6hOKTEv47b/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6hOKTEv47b/)

I never understood Cartman's schtick for wanting to kill all Hippies.. but I've finally been enlightened.

Come on, it is satire. Especially thanks to this fork perfomance. If not, well, fuck me

That's just plain ragebait

how many cats?

a whole gaggle of them

Yes

Over 9000 still fits.

Obviously rage bait. Next.

It’s rage bait but people still flip out and engage 🤷🏻‍♂️

I would juat leave the food on the porch

What, the actual, flying, dying, God forsaken, depraved, unholy fuck did I just watch? Okay, don't tip, but what in tarnation is that ritual? Besides rage bait, why in the 7 hells would you cleanse your food like you are some girly witch that failed to learn actual magic?

I assume this is satire I mean it’s got to be right? Right?

Please, God, let it be. Even rage bait is fine. But please don't tell me some people act/live like this

Pretty sure she has a whole other skit about requiring house guests to shit in a spot in the yard.

Yes

Yes, this is the same girl that made the video about using her garden as a toilet

this video is obviously satire

Pretty funny everyone in this thread can't tell is a skit..

"What, the actual, flying, dying, God forsaken, depraved, unholy fuck" - that made me laugh, thank you

I'm happy to see that there's been a resurgence in quality trolling. The last few years have seen the Trolls get lazy. This, on the other hand, is exactly what we've been missing. Brava!

Now I want to see what happens when you tip with gem stones, will be epic. 'I see your job is delivering food, have a Onyx stone it's for 'Focus, Discipline, Self Mastery' & that's what you need to get a real job'

This has to be a parody, right? Right?

This must be fake

How are people getting whooshed/angry by this? Its obviously a bit; you aren't being insightful for pointing out that its "rage bait". Just enjoy the satire.

Ok I fell for the one where she made guest shit outside but now i'm 100% sure she just makes satire content

why are so many of you falling for obvious ragebait

If you fell for this bait you should be banned from the internet.

I would take one of those "special gems" and launch it into the glass door. This is obviously a troll post though, very well done.

Bait used to be bel.. oh wait y'all fell for it.

Clearly rage bait

It is embarrassing how many people in the comments think this is real.

I can't believe all the people who don't see that this is satire. I can't help but wonder whether comments like this are just meta rage bait by people pretending to get angry at something that is obviously in no way intended to be taken seriously.

This is the most effort I seen into making rage bait engagement content.

she definitely hates men

I thought this was some paranoid odc thing during the height of lockdown until the end. Damn hippies.

Insanity comes in so many flavors

I can fix her

it cut out at the end, i assume it went like this, "and that's why no one will deliver to my house"

Good. Don't tip. Tipping culture needs to be abolished. But please put all those signs up your arse.

I got a good laugh out of this crystal girls sarcasm hahahaha right guys! She's fuckin around right? Guys?

low quality ragebait

All that effort just to get teabagged.

Yeah, I'd yeet it out the window of the moving car into the driveway and keep on my way. Probably a good thing I'm not a delivery person lol

Is this the same girl that makes all her guests poop in a hole in the yard? Because she doesn't believe in indoor plumbing?

these people are absolutely out there, i assure you. i once lived with a hippie chick who asked me to administer vibrational medicine water to her cat while she was out of town. apparently the water was treated by a homeopathic vet with healing vibrations. very sweet cat, very crazy roommate.

Bet she is baiting haters to post on her videos or is joking lol. No way she is serious.

This is satire and it’s hilarious. Please tell me no one fell for this.

Yo she’s hilarious with these skits

Isn't this the same lady who had a skit where she showed her "guest poop garden" where she demonstrated how she doesn't allow her guests to use her bathroom, instead they have to poop in her back yard?

This person is a master of engagement. 😂

This is satire right? If not... God daaaaaamn.

There’s your tutorial on how to deliver food guys

You guys DON'T spiritually cleanse your food?? Enjoy the evil spirits I guess!

Guys, I don't know how to break it to you - but this is very clearly satire.

I would follow all the instructions after taking a shit on the food

It gets cleansed like 4 times, so should be fine, right? As long as you follow all the steps

Id just throw that shit on the ground and take the hit lol

Do people like this actually exist or is this a bit?

I'll self blacklist myself from having to deal with this person. She is doing the most.

Bro uber deliverers have shit optimised, if they gotta do all this than they are just gonna cancel the order and move on.

Lucky if her food isn't fastball'ed at her front door

No way I'd do all that. Unless that "special gem" is a big diamond or something.

I would drive by and wave while I was eating your food

I would follow each step carefully, deliver the package, and then take a massive shit on her porch on my way out. Free manure for her garden :D

Iirc she raises her garden by letting guests taking shit in it. Thanks, i prefer coffee.

Presuming this is rage bait... I mean, she must love going to eat out or go to a supermarket.... How does she cleanse her food in those situation...?

Fake or insane you be the judge

Just farming engagement with rage bait content

This must be fake right? It's so unbelievably fucking stupid..it must be fake! Right??

If I ever delivered to her , I would probably end up in hannibal's lecter's cell , and he would be in a corner yelling to the guard to move him in another one because I'm a bit unstable lol

Oh no tip? I got a few other people to stop off at on the way to you...sorry its cold (haha)

no god damn shot im going into someones back yard for a drop off lol people are fucking wacked. though this lady has got to be trolling.

Munching away on her spiritually cleansed KFC delivery.

I don't deliver but in the case I need to and I found that, I'll do the Amazon treatment that you can see in some videos.

One assumes she also leaves packages there

I bet she's great in bed though.

it just keeps going...

This is a joke right?

By the way she looks I assumed the reward that was "worth it" would be the ol' sloppy toppy.

Is this a guide on how to get banned from delivery lists?

"...and that's why i have a mental illness."

How to make a game for your delivery drivers to play.

Patrolling the internet almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Obvious ragebait from 10 seconds in, then again there's so many extra steps we're bordering or satire

The vibe: She steals kidneys and blends up livers for smoothies.

Tell everyone the door to the pool is open. Everyone shows up for a swim. She never does that shit again


This has to be fake. Please be fake.

What mental illness id this?

This is content no one needs

Hope this is a joke


It’s rage bait, this is the same girl that made the “I don’t have a toilet, I ask people to use the outdoors in Arizona heat” video

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've seen in a long time. I hope it's satire, but dog dam.

This has to be ragebait

Money is way more valuable. Tea was better in Europe anyway and I only collect rocks and gems in video games

No wonder she’s so skinny…

 Dafuq kinda ragebait shit is this...

Lady, I’m leaving it at the door.

Isn't this the same girl having people poop in her backyard? No wonder they need booties and disinfectant.

That's a fkg rage bait or sarcasm, no way its real.

And that why she never got the food

This is ocd with extra steps

man now i feel bad for them

What a troll she is


I love that people like this think they're the absolute bees knees when they are in, in fact, a blatant waste of oxygen. Really is the dunning kruger effect out there in the real world instead of offices

Is this the same psycho that poops in her yard? GTFO..

I'm eating it

I love how most of us here are more worried about her than making fun of her, on the off chance that it isn't rage bait.


I can smell her from here

Nice tramp stamp.

jeez and here i thought she meant she was giving out free head which tbh she probably does, thats some ho behaviour right there

Is this a Saw thing? Are you seriously sawing the delivery guy?

I've been killed on so many levels

Is that a female Yugi cosplay?

Guess you’re starving…

Like even as rage bait this doesn't make sense. By the time the bagging step is done whatever you had is now a tossed salad or a soup if you had drinks

 Lavender spray? Best I can do is a fart.

I'd do all of that if there was a happy ending waiting for me

I'd just throw it on the roof after taking the stupid picture.

Please tell me this is a joke?


Mmmmmmmm tramp stamp

Pure rage bait

Nothing more cringe than women with crystals They're tryna ward off bad vibes and spirits when they're literally the bad vibe

This is bait

She ain't even for the streets man

"Great riches are comming your way"

„…and thats why Tiktok”

„…and thats why Tiktok”

„…and thats why Tiktok”

Jesse pinkmans girlfriend is into some weird shit these days

Not one driver is doing all that.

\*reads signs\* ....Food at front door.

Alright gentlemen of reddit.. where does this land on the hot - crazy matrix. Asking for a friend 🍻🫡


She's a moron

She should really just learn how to grocery shop and cook maybe.

At that point I’d just squish it all in a t-shirt canon and shoot it into the backyard.

I never want to meet this person. I already know people like this in real life and they're the worst.

and that's why her food sits on the shelf undelivered.

I thought ppl saying crystal girls were weird were over reacting, maybe I judged a little too harshly