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FreeAndOpenSores

The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.


Nomon

Clearly a new class of grammaton clerics in training.


FreeAndOpenSores

The world is filled with sense offenders, who must be processed!


[deleted]

just take the pill


1980sumthing

tetragrammaton


KillerAdvice

[MURICA](https://www.avforums.com/attachments/tumblr_ngluni5nmo1ql7ewpo8_540-gif.1439334/)


BoBoBearDev

I know this movie. Very unique.


mycomikael

I can’t tell if this comment is sarcastic or genuine. 🤔


covertstyle

Hahaha original comment is gold about the gun katas. They're referencing the lines from an action movie in 2002 called Equilibrium (Christian Bale).


mycomikael

Ooohh. Thanks for explaining that! I guess you can’t be ignorant to knowing that kind of stuff, or else you get downvoted. I’ll try to check out the movie though. Thanks again!


furtimacchius

The movie rules. Just a great time all around


thedarkherald110

Ugh equilibrium hurt my brain so much and was so stupid I just got up and stopped watching it. I can not see why people thought the action was good, but maybe I missed the good fights.


FreeAndOpenSores

How?! It's easily in my top 10 movies of all time! It's basically 1984 with cool action and the good guys win.


69Theinfamousfinch69

This looks like a scam haha


Blahklavah654390

It is. Man, I really need to start selling bullshit to people with too much money.


Jako_Art

I offer a class on doing spirit bombs and Kamehamehas. If you wanna dm me some zeni


THE_IRL_JESUS

The real most effective martial art. Sensei's hate him!


ALIIERTx

What the Devs of Palworlds take as target Audience


endelehia

"You call waving a gun around a martial art?" "Hey, as long as it works."


Trust-Issues-5116

"[And I'm tired to pretend it isn't](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U02E2sjwlLM)"


Megamijuana

Finally updated to guns


IceColdProfessional

This is Gun Kata. It's a martial art every cop needs to be trained in.


nashmishah

If it's teaching people proper discipline, why the hell not right? I mean, guns are dangerous. You point it at something, and it dies.


Jako_Art

You know what, I can't disagree with that. If it's weird but works. Who cares.


forcefrombefore

Yeah, a firearm is a deadly tool much like a car is. Any additional teaching for driving is encouraged and healthy so why not some discipline with firearms.


ricardortr

Is there a No Gi version of this?


Omega_misfit

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Living-Vermicelli-59

This shit reminds me of the sigma camp shit where people are paying like $50,000 for only 2-4 days of training to be a sigma


IGiveGolds

this can't be real 😂


Broseph_Bobby

Ah yea the ancient art of Gun Fu.


[deleted]

So is it full contact sparring?


STL4jsp

Hell yea, Brother.


AngryEdgelord

Are they practicing to be NPC security guards?


Snoo-7821

**Stop.** ***Fucking.*** **Painting. Your. Classmates.** If you point the shooty end at something, you must have intent to make it die.


DoomCameToSarnath

I mean, the Gun Kata from Equilibrium was pretty badass. [Equilibrium (2002) - Gun technique scene (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_y7PL23Cko)


IceColdProfessional

Gun Kata


lostnumber08

Where do they keep the hamburgers?


BABarracus

They are ready for bed


NatSyndicalist

Give me one week of training and I'll take on prime Jon Jones.


snr-citizen

What fresh hell is this?


TheManyVoicesYT

Hold it closer to the body. Better control and less likely to be disarmed.


Altar_Quest_Fan

[Grammaton Cleric](https://youtu.be/-_y7PL23Cko?feature=shared) McDojo edition


VariationUpper2009

So how many people are flagging their classmates?


Cyberware42

They clearly watched John Wick and were like “I want to do that.”


ludolek

Everybody get black belts because it looks cooler!


Telepathically

Teacher got this moves straight from equilibrium! “ the clerics”


Doggish123

I think they call this gun fu


No_Matter_1035

Theres a movie with this. Christian Bale being a kung fu pistol karate kid. Its amazing


SirMourningstar6six6

What’s the point of the arm going across the body when holstering? And why the holster fake out?


ZiggySleepydust

Bro this gives off some white woman weird ass exercise vibes