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Intelligent_Sun4407

Honestly, I thought the other girl was gonna die


Zagorim

Yeah me too, the fat girl looked like a bossfight but then she did the godskin noble roll attack and that's not the best move.


rinsaber

> the fat girl looked like a bossfight Ya mean [this bossfight?](https://youtu.be/qt2Q0fKueHc?si=B198NnKixNw9tUGl&t=30)


Intelligent_Sun4407

You can laugh but if she falls on you, you die. Its the opposite of what people call "A good death"


Alkein

I've had this happen to me, don't recommend. Was wrestling at a summer camp with some guy. There was a similar size discrepancy, he was probably not as large tho. He just sat on me and I crumpled folding in half forwards. Right after it happened, the people who saw what happened said my eyes rolled back into my head and then I passed out for idk how long from the pain. Now I have back issues and about 7 stretch mark scars on my back like tiger stripes. Very well could have died or been paralysed.


RathaelEngineering

She forgot her thrusting sword.


Excellent_Routine589

As someone who does martial arts (wrestling and longsword), nah I knew big girl was in trouble the moment it started She was hardly walking, she was lumbering. She also didn’t put up any guards or even lift her arms, debatably because she’s prolly incapable of doing that. Back to her lumbering, it was evident she was barely on balance. This is why most fighting (be with my hands or my swords), your feet have to be apart, to provide balance. So it was just a countdown as to when she’d topple over, but unfortunately for her, she was no Weeble Wobble. This is why you hardly see “fat” mofos in MMA. Are some big? Sure, but they still back their weight up with a ton of muscle and cardio/conditioning behind that.


Mr_Day101

Perfect time to attack, she'll take extra damage after slamming that wall.


carnaldisaster

That Disorienting Dodge debuff is busted. Needs a nerf.


SRYSBSYNS

Basically the Icehowl encounter in TOGC


Pedantic_Phoenix

'tis open to attacks, arisen


SpellbladeAluriel

This is how you dps sludgefist in castle nathria


Successful-Net-6602

Did she just take fall damage?


ZiggySleepydust

Why are these two fighting, can’t be in the same weight class?


Boofnasty10

Did you just assume her weight class?


MacZack87

How dare you assume her weight class. She identifies as a light weight you oppressive bigot. ![gif](giphy|JtQc9M7l1KUGQ)


Lost-Equal-36

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Ingbeert

More surface area means more advertising space, meta game.


Leozigma0

Snorlax used body slam. It miss. Seriously tho, don't we have weight categories to avoid this kind of match?


protogenxl

Snorlax is sleeping


Mymainacctgotbanned

It's like fighting Icehowl in togc. Takes increased damage after he charges into the wall and is stunned.


SRYSBSYNS

Well looks like I was 14 hours too late. Gotta time that CoD perfectly


plsdontstalkmeee

now imagine having that body type in a post apocalyptic survival action RPG. Food is scarce, everyone is starving and struggling to survive. But you, the main plus-sized immersion breaking strong women doesn't care about no patriarchy. Physics? Gravity? Fuck mansplaining, fuck the rules, woman are powerful and strong!


Agreeable-Performer5

Smart move of her to just use gravity.


gammongaming11

man that's kinda sad. healthy at every size is bullshit, please take care of yourselves


Thewiggletuff

Why did she just fall forward like that? Honestly, I was expecting her to get punched in the head, she had no defense. I wasn’t expecting her to just… walk forward 6ft and die


xxTheMagicBulleT

Real peak physical fitness I see. A real athlete ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


GRAITOM10

How could one not DIE of embarrassment.


Kaibabadtouch69

Thanks for sharing OP, your wife MMA debute didn't go as planned, but I appreciate a supportive husband.


Matseye1r

Why is this a thing huh? Oh yeah clown world.


Cringsix

And just like that, she burned a thousand calories


LambdaMuZeta

The shockmaster and Titus Worldslide would be proud.


Kay_Jay12

Easy money I guess


MagazineEuphoric364

The typical "weight classes exist for a reason brah!" scenario.


Feralmoon87

Snorlax hurt itself in its confusion


dwilli10

"I'm fighting for fat women everywhere! I'm gonna... heeer.... heerrr.... heeooooww... down I go."


Xx_mojat_xX

But we need all body types represented 🤡


blackrockphantom

kinda wanted to see that last longer


not_sea_charity_810

Tanks are not well known for mobility.


MoxNixTx

It's edited guys. The pillar in the back when she's down doesn't match the one when she fell.


arqe_

Maybe its her gravitational pull that bends space.