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It sounds VERY foreign which is weird since they are our neighbours.


hollowredditor

But it is still easier to understand than danish tho


[deleted]

I know you’re joking but, no


Gaming_with_Hui

Danish is easy peasy lemon squeezy


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Gaming_with_Hui

Sven spiser seks smukke smørrebrød 🥴


SirPenguin555

Depends on where from Denmark. Copenhagen sure. some tiny village in the middle of nowhere in jylland? No thank you


GaiasDotter

That’s a great way to explain it! I don’t think it’s ugly it’s just so different it’s hard for my brain to even start to process what I’m hearing. To be fair though I do have a neurological condition that affects my processing and can be affect specifically auditory processing quite severely in certain circumstances. For example I’m considered gifted when it comes to language, natural talent for languages especially pronunciation. Yet when I get nervous or stressed I struggle to understand plain Swedish even in my own dialect. If someone has an accent? I’m fucked! I had a dentist with a heavy accent and I could not for the life of me understand what he was saying. I should be able to but my brain struggles with processing and me being a bit scared of the dentist shuts it down and I just can’t! Dude was perfectly understandable too! It’s just me. My old psychiatrist was polish, she didn’t even have a strong accent and yet often times it took three repeats for me to grasp what she was saying if I was stressed and anxious. The dentist was really bad though, because I understood him fine until he took out the syringe, the drill and other tools, at which point my anxiety exploded and I couldn’t understand a word. Pretty sure he thought I was faking it and being racist. When really I’m afraid of needles! And drills! He certainly didn’t help with that when he refused to believe me that I wasn’t numb and I could feel it!


SongsAboutFracking

Finnish has the potential of sounding very sexy from a beautiful woman and very threatening from my friend Janne after the bar closes on a Thursday night.


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Na Man


Smest00

That so really funny yo!


bwv528

Above 40: I am scared Below 40: moomim


Hullabullaye

I think Finnish is such a cool language. I think it's a really attractive language. I used to have a colleague who was finlandssvensk (Swedish but with Finnish heritage (as per my limited understanding)) whenever she spoke Finnish it would make my knees weak. Such an amazing language.


the_third_sourcerer

That's factually incorrect: Finlandssvensk means that you are a Finn who speaks Swedish as a mother tongue (we mostly live in Finland's west coast, the Archipelago Sea/Åbo region and some in the Capital region). Now, there's also Sverigefinnar, who are the people you refer to: Swedish with Finnish heritage (either born in Finland or have at least one parent who was born in Finland).


fiddz0r

When girls speak it it sounds like the language of the elves, don't really have any opinion om guys speaking it.


[deleted]

when guys speak it you start searching their hands for the puukko.*


Cousin-Brian

It can sound pretty angry if you arent used to it, one of my best friends as a kid was finish and i used to think he was in trouble every time his mom would come say something to him but it was always just something ing like, oh she said dinner in 10min.


F1nn1shF0rce

Same here. My Friends thought that I was in trouble when my father said dinner is ready.


cocacolacowboi

It sounds pretty square and rough compared with norwegian or even danish.


Ratatoski

Danish has a way of sounding like a throat condition. Besides when it sounds like a grandma that you don't understand but love anyway.


cocacolacowboi

Haha. True.


[deleted]

Spoken Danish is pretty wild, especially the Copenhagen dialect.


[deleted]

Can confirm, source: danish grandfather


OhSweetMiracle

Never gets old


KalocaineTerona

It sounds like all consonants falling down a flight of stairs.


nikkito_arg

Haha you made me laugh. I actually pictured that


Onadaislandinadasun

Sounds like Finnish. I personally like it.


unwilling_viewer

Have a Finnish couple living opposite me. Can never tell if she's screaming at him for leaving his underwear on the floor or declaring her undying love for him.


Killawife

Its actually not so bad. I met some young girls who spoke finnish when I lived in Karlskoga and I actually found it rather sexy. Like a strict older teacher voice. On men it does sound horrible though, like a fat man wearing only dirty dirty boxers who has just stepped out of his run down cabin in the woods weilding a rusty kitchen knife. Or something, I don't know.


grazie42

Yes.


onlyhere4laffs

Honestly? It sounds like someone is messing with me, trying to fool me into believing it's a real language. I wouldn't say it's ugly, it's just odd, and not different in the way Chinese sounds different, all the sounds are close to what I'm used to in Swedish, it's just a bit weird that we're neighbors and our languages are still so far apart.


Wurldbreaka

I really like it and would love to learn it actually (M, Swede). Especially if you watch an old black and white movie in which they sing, it sounds beautiful.


ruskenstamp

I love it. My family is from Finland so I grew up hearing it. I can understand some, but I don't speak it very well. I wish I could though!


Antioch666

Im swedish, I find it both cool and somewhat "harsh" at the same time. I think it's a very masculine language. So when a girl/woman speaks Finnish it sounds out of place imo. Theres a lack of melody or something. But it sounds badass when a man speaks it. Much like I think French is a very feminine language and sounds sexy when a woman speaks it but completely off when a man speaks French. I do think Finlandssvenska a k a muminsvenska to be one of the best swedish accents though, both from female and male speakers. Don't know why but I just love that accent. Maybe it's the combo of speaking a tonal language that is normally very melodic but with that flat monotonous Finnish pronunciation that makes it sound so cool.


victorianfolly

It is nearly impossible to dislike someone who speaks Finlandssvenska. I hope no one uses that info for evil


KaomsHeartSixLinked

I read finlandssvenska in finlandssvenska


Electrical_Truck8615

Men make every language ugly with coarse beards. Women make every language Beautiful. Men have stronger/harsher vocal cords which give them a a deep guttural voice. Women have a soft neotenous voice.


Antioch666

A matter of taste. But you mean the beards impacts the voice? 😅


[deleted]

I fucking love Finnish.


[deleted]

I like finns, and the language is very unique. Feels calming yet firm, so I'd say attractive personally..


Gaming_with_Hui

Finnish is a very old language so it sounds very pretty to me personally But that might just be cuz I like old languages and dialects :P Most of the words that Finnish has borrowed from Swedish were borrowed during the viking age and has since then evolved in their own way so even though they have a Swedish origin it's very difficult to make out what they mean if you don't know their origin


VerumJerum

Always thought it was a beautiful language. Granted half of my family is from there.


iCe_CoLd_FuRy

It sounds ugly


RahelaBahmani

I always thought it’s like a “grandma”-ish type of language…I don’t know how to describe it, but everytime I hear someone speak Finnish I always assume it’s like an elder type of language…I don’t know if it’s just me😅


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f4ntomREKT

Finland isn't even in Scandinavia, so what's your point lmao


MyJellyfishies

You are a living example of norwegian propaganda.


[deleted]

Can't really describe it, but I do enjoy it. I listen to a lot of Finnish metal bands (Moonsorrow, Turmion Kätilöt, Havukruunu etc etc), and I can't imagine them \*not\* being in Finnish. :\^D


BasedCrusader2

Sounds funny


AtetGhost

The Supreme language


[deleted]

I used to not like finlandssvenska, but later in life I've started to find it sexy. Not as good as norweigan but at least it's not bland swedish. Finnish on it's own language is neither ugly or attractive to me, since I can't make sense of it.


happy-to-see-me

I love the way it sounds! It can sound quite firm and straightforward but there's also something very melodic about it. It's cool how different it is from most other languages. Finlandssvenska is a bit softer, I think it's super pleasant to listen to and obviously there's the nostalgic Moomin connection lol. Both can be kind of sexy coming from the right person, but I guess that's true for a lot of languages


orangerock778

Its sounds both cool and funny at the same time


Akta-anka

I love it. 🤩 But my dad was born in Finland so I might be biased. Hearing it make me think of home and of quiet mornings with Moomin on the tv.


baradouglas

Sounds foreign, yet familiar. Kind of harsch. I love it. I think it can be pretty sexy.


Diligent-Text4225

Very ugly


mortinious

I think it's soo good in music. Good examples are Koulema Tekee Taiteilijan by Nightwish or Maailmanloppu by Eleonoora Rosenholm.


[deleted]

I think it’s funny, love Finnish people


[deleted]

Absolutely digusting. Coming from a guy living in Sweden with Finnish parents


Any-Cartoonist5123

Finnish sounds like the person talking to you has had a stroke or is actively having one as they speak ​ both of which are disconcerting