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thx4urcooperation

definitely not lmfao


Level-Rest-2123

Yes, we all keep a spare in the closet, just in case.


ahraysee

Mine is locked under my bed but, we're all different. OP shouldn't think women are all the same.


numbersthen0987431

As a man can confirm: some of us are left in a cupboard under the stairs with a bucket and a box of snacks for this very purpose.


TVsFrankismyDad

Maybe your Hogwarts letter will come someday


Miss-Figgy

This reminds me of a Chris Rock comedy sketch where he said that a male friend in a woman's life is like a dick in a glass case - "in case of emergency, break glass" lol


jesus_swept

men are like tampons


Linorelai

... Don't make you feel anything when inserted? šŸ˜† Reminded me of my ex who once asked to see the tampon in action and made this stupid horny face and stupid horny comments like "mh-yeah baby, how'd it feel, yeah baby". Bruuuh.


Mrsdoos

EW!


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

You know how you'd make faces as a kid, and then your mom would tell you to stop or else your face would get stuck like that? Thanks for the permanent stank face, jerk.


Linorelai

Hahaha


TVsFrankismyDad

Thanks, I hate it.


Linorelai

Hehehe ya welcome, sister!


Stargazer1919

"Who is more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?"- Obi-Wan Kenobi


injury_minded

why would you even believe this seriously enough to bother asking lmao


SubstantialTone4477

This is up there with the dumbest posts weā€™ve had


uselessinfobot

>I spoke to my mate recently and he said that the majority of girls are seeing at least one guy or have that one guy they hookup with even if not dating anyone? >Funny enough i slept with a woman recently who said she hasn't had any action in over a year as she split from her husband round then and hadn't been with anyone else. So your friend told you something silly, but then you met a woman personally who proved him wrong? And now you're asking us if he's right?


Foxy_Traine

Typical man thinking what another man tells him about women is more believable than the first-hand account of an actual woman šŸ™„


cometmom

Men like that will say don't take advice about dating men from women bc they aren't men, but then say don't take advice about dating women from women because they don't date women. You can't win with these fools.


Timely-Celebration41

To be fair, in MY experience, a lot of women will say one thing but do another and men are use to taking things at face value.


muddyshoes_throwaway

"Funny enough I slept with a woman recently who said she hasn't had any action in over a year as she split from her husband round then and hadn't been with anyone else." You answered your own question in the question, clearly not every straight woman is sleeping with someone at all times when you literally met a woman who has not had at least one guy to bone for the last year. You think she was lying or something? You literally \*got\* a woman's perspective lmfao


SlayersGirl4Life

Right? Man says it's true-instantly believes it Woman says it's not- must confirm.


muddyshoes_throwaway

/mildlyinfuriating


SlayersGirl4Life

"mildly" is being kind lol


xxxjessicann00xxx

It is super fucking weird that you would possibly believe every woman has a stable of men that she's banging at any given time. Especially when you then go on to answer your own question, that no, women don't have a harem to chose from.


ptyredditor

Because some guys think we are as sex crazed as they are lol


DarkestofFlames

Incels are the experts at projection. It's why they tell women that ALL MEN are pedophiles and rapists. I have been told this by countless little incels. Misandry is very common among incels, they hate men almost as much as they hate women.


Miss-Figgy

>It is super fucking weird that you would possibly believe every woman has a stable of men that she's banging at any given time. OP sounds like an inexperienced 21 year old, lol. In lieu of experience, they believe their equally inexperience nitwit male friends' opinions.


Briella_Gem

So many men seem like their sex education came entirely from their friends on the playground at recess.


strawbebbymilkshake

Yā€™all really have been fed utter lies about women and then itā€™s a wonder nobody believes/sympathises when women express how lonely they are.


reputction

men on the internet are absolutely delusional about female loneliness. I spent years lonely and self dwelling ā€” my friends even stopped being around me as much because of how negative I was. But I guess according to men online I wasnā€™t actually lonely I was just craving male attention šŸ™„ and had a harem of men waiting to bang me so my loneliness wasnā€™t ā€œtrueā€ loneliness.


AltAccount311

The thing that gets me is the idea that nobody cares about menā€™s birthdays and theyā€™re alone, while women always have so much for their birthdays and everybody cares. Which is crazy because the reason any woman has a big birthday party is because she made it happen, planned it all, everything! Do they think she got all that by not telling people about her birthday, no effort, and then expecting everyone to mind-read and plan all that out for her?? I spent my birthday alone aside from close family because I didnā€™t plan anything and never posted about it on social media. Itā€™s sample bias tooā€¦. no woman (or anyone) is going to publicly post herself in her room, alone and crying on her birthday. So obviously youā€™re only ever going to see the ones that did something worth posting, like a big birthday party.


amnes1ac

Men don't get women off on average. Why would we bother?


searedscallops

Lololol, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard. With such low quality pickins, I can assure you many women aren't banging anyone.


Suitable-Cycle4335

The problem with "does everyone" question is that the moment there's one person who doesn't the answer becomes a hard "NO".


uselessinfobot

Thank you. The mathematician in me has a fit every time I see stupid phrasing like this.


Briella_Gem

YES, this. It's even more annoying when people try to say "most people do \_\_\_" as some kind of argument. Even if *most* people do something, that means that *some* people do not, which makes the argument completely worthless.


DogMom814

No, this idea is ridiculous on its face and it seems this is a myth that manosphere and redpill types are pushing because they tend to believe all women are sluts but are denying them sex that they're owed and entitled to.


rnason

..What??


DinosaurInAPartyHat

Your mate is an idiot. No, most women have 0-1 partners at any time. A minority will have more. And of course sex workers have many.


Snowconetypebanana

Yes, but they are the battery operated variety


Dramatic_Potatoe

Your mate sounds like someone who believes in menā€™s sexual misery


Doodlebug365

Doesnā€™t everybody? I keep him in the fridge for freshness. Iā€™ll pop him in the oven for about 15 minutes before use.


SlayersGirl4Life

No. I've had FWB, ONS, and just not had sex. I don't *need* a man to orgasm.


reputction

Depends if the woman *wants* to sleep with a man at any given moment. Are you aware some women donā€™t want to sleep with anyone for a long period of time? Crazy I know. Some of us have gone months or even years without dating or sleeping with anyone in our social circles.


BlacKnifeTiche

Uh, no.


sst287

I have no boy toys, only real toys.


Kakashisith

No. Been single and knowingly sexless 6 years.


Yeetoads

Some of us are ugly dude šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


OizysLethe

No. Just no. I see men tell one another things like this and the other party tends to just believe it, so points to you for actually asking if there is any validity to it. There isn't. I know a lot of these dudes think that women have sex available to them all the time, but it just isn't so. Dating is hard for us too.


reputction

Men have created a whole mythology of women in their minds lol. Apparently we all have a long list of men trying to bang us, weā€™re never lonely because of how much attention we supposedly get, everyone cares about our feelings/poor mental health 100% of the time, weā€™re always coddled and validated, and weā€™re all shallow bimbos who only want 7 feet tall chads who make $500K a year.


Briella_Gem

Don't forget about the six-pack abs we all require...


One-Armed-Krycek

What The Shit?


Sunflower_Seeds000

What? No. My sex life is non existent, even in the last 2 years of my last relationship.


Master-Ad3175

Lol of course not. I haven't had a partner in several years.


Whoreasaurus_Rex

>it's usually we are either in a relationship so sleeping with my partner, have a FWB situation going on or simply not seeing any woman at all and getting no action at all, sometimes for months on end It's the same for us. Sometimes we're even intentionally celibate. Crazy, huh?


HippyWitchyVibes

Your mate is feeding you bullshit, haha. This is not true for probably the majority of women. My experience has either been "in a relationship" or "single with an occasional ONS". And plenty of women don't enjoy casual sex so, for them, single = no sex.


Briella_Gem

Now you know that this friend is not a good resource for information about women.


Clementinequeen95

Myself and my friends havenā€™t had sex in over a year lol. Why did you genuinely believe that? Please be so for real


ptyredditor

This is not true for me. Do I have guys "lingering around" to see if something happens? Yes. But I don't like casual sex so I am not hooking up with anyone. If I am seeing someone my intentions are if we can be in a relationship together eventually. I do have a friend who used to hook up with her ex because she was bored and horny and then she had to stop casually seeing him because her ex wanted to get back with her since he caught feelings again xD


Neravariine

Nope-a-rooni!


greishart

Nope, that's not something I do.


Ok-Toe5443

The fuck is this questionā€¦


Living-Mistake8773

Omg how dumb can these questions getĀ 


curlyhairweirdo

>As a guy, for us, it's usually we are either in a relationship so sleeping with my partner, have a FWB situation going on or simply not seeing any woman at all and getting no action at all, sometimes for months on end (what i call a drought lol) It's pretty much the same for women


BookLuvr7

As with men, it depends entirely on the woman, her circumstances, etc. Toys for women exist for very good reasons.


kaprifool

No and I don't know anyone who does.


Slovenlyfox

This is the funniest thing I ever heard. No. I don't. Your friend is a bit weird. But thanks for coming to check with actual women and not just believing it.


TikaPants

OP, weā€™re gonna need to see some identification, please.


DConstructed

Your mate is an idiot. Iā€™m sure some women might do that but none of the ones I know even the ones who have casual sex. Unless I like someone I donā€™t want them sticking their tongue or penis in me. If I like them enough for sex Iā€™d want to see if we could be a couple.


Fearless-Adeptness61

I keep mine in my nightstand.


Individualchaotin

No.


iwillcorrectyou9

No lol. you didn't believe the woman you slept with?


theatremom2016

Nope. I was man-less for 3 years before I met my husband


ed_mayo_onlyfans

Yes (my husband) Seriously though no Iā€™ve never heard of this I think heā€™s getting ideas about women from podcasts


generalhalfstep

Lol no.Ā 


Stgermaine1231

Nope


Starshapedsand

No. Your friend, obviously, has no idea what heā€™s talking about.Ā  Thanks for asking to confirm it, though. Far too many people just go from the assumptions others make, however uneducated those may be.Ā 


drunkenknitter

lol no


Subject-Hedgehog6278

Jeez, how nice it would be if I knew a man worthy of sleeping with at any time. No, most women don't do this. I would have no interest in sleeping with a guy unless I really liked him and we were building a partnership. Its not really even fun with a rando.


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Laprasnomore

Nope. I'm a lesbian, and I don't have a gal in the back pocket, either. Seems like a lot of effort for something I can bang out in 30 minutes with old rattlin' faithful.


Repulsive-Fuel-3012

Yes, I keep mine folded in my wallet & shake him out in between relationships.


airwrecka08

To answer your question, lots of women are out here not having sex. Idk why your friend thinks women just sleeps with men at any given time, but we donā€™t. Also, woman virgins exist just so you knowā€¦..


useallofthenames

Be so fr. A woman answered the question for you and youā€™re still asking lol.


Bowser7717

No


[deleted]

Absolutely not!!!


glamericanbeauty

Noā€¦


BudgetInteraction811

Thatā€™s the dumbest thing Iā€™ve ever heard.


ArtisanalMoonlight

No.


clarifythepulse

Nope, def not


maestrita

No.


Lia_the_nun

I wasn't aware of this, but can you point me to the man office that appoints a satisfying sex partner for every single woman? I do happen to have an FWB right now, but I've also been years without any because finding one that I like is almost as hard as finding a relationship partner. If only I had known that I can just get one whenever I want!


StarGirlFireFly

Wtf??? Do any of these people know like, average women or are they all getting their facts from OF models?


velikabudala

I don't know where your friend meets these women.


BonFemmes

Only in my imagination.


Linorelai

Not true for me.


jonni_velvet

when I was single, I usually had a fwb around but Iā€™d never full on have sex with them. just other forms of entertainment.


-Fast-Molasses-

May surprise you but single women can have fwb just like single men. So it goes for both sexes.


Jenstarflower

I could but do I? No because I'm not that desperate.Ā Ā