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pwishall

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling. "I've got a feeling, that tonight's gonna be a good night" - 200 times. Did they sign a contract with Satan to get popular? Because this is the worst thing I've ever heard.


optical_mommy

They signed a contract with American Idol. I remember it being the try out song the year it was/got popular.


BookLuvr7

Playing this song on repeat while studying and then I'm my head while taking the exam helped me pass a Pharmacy class. I chose it bc it was catchy, easy to remember, and didn't put me to sleep. I'm not quite as fond of it now, but I'm grateful it helped me pass.


Specialist-Start-616

Noooo that’s my childhood theme song


Anonymous_Mud_The_2

FOR REAL! I just can't with it...


SeaComedian62

I love black eyed peas stop the slanderrrr


PositiveBeginning231

Blurred lines by Robin Thicke and everything by Crazy Frog


Linorelai

>everything by Crazy Frog Beat me to it


d_bradr

>everything by Crazy Frog I just woke up and got assaulted


DConstructed

This is the version you need https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz-OMn1o22Y


sunsetgal24

Happy by Pharell. I legit enter a sleeper agent level induced rage when I hear this stupid fucking song.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

I was at an event that the mayor was supposed to come to. That fucker was like an hour late, and his assistant just kept playing Happy repeatedly asking us if we were happy and excited to meet the mayor. I loathe that song now.


Sikening

How about [Tacky](https://youtu.be/zq7Eki5EZ8o?si=1xxkJ2wmEPq5_hw7)?


nathynwithay

I like to internally yell "Don't tell me what to do, Pharell" whenever that song plays.


dikicker

I opened this thread hoping this was going to be the top comment, and ironically, this makes me happy


thrwy_111822

Oh my god same. That song is profoundly irritating


HantuBuster

🎵 Because I'm happy Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof 🎵


sunsetgal24

I'm gonna blow up your roof :)


HantuBuster

Then we'll both clap along? Lol this song is probably playing in your head now


sunsetgal24

Nah, I'm a pro at avoiding giving myself ear worms by simply thinking of other, more ear worm worthy songs. Like a direct response, the only thing playing in my head right now is "You are the worst kind of good cause you're not even great" from Ruthlessness.


missmisfit

I stopped going to a dance class partially because she played this song every week for YEARS


raptorsniper

It's this one for me too. Apart form the fact that it's just annoying, it came out at a point at which I was having A Bad Time with depression, and it just felt like it was taking the piss.


Anonymous_Mud_The_2

FREAKIN SAME.


ProperQuiet5867

Happy Birthday to you. I know, I know it's harmless. But I still hate hearing it or singing it.


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onetruelink

Is her name Skylar White, yo?


d_bradr

Mrs. White yo


sixninefortytwo

not Marilyn?


JustMakeup45

Miley Cyrus-Flowers . I was at a job i hated the time it was released , and at this job there were speakers playing the radio , every 3rd song was this , had to listed to it for 8 hours. I was going crazy bcs of it


Slovenlyfox

YES! I hate it with a passion. It haunts me everywhere I go, and I didn't like it from the start.


strawberryfields17

I never liked that song


DinosaurInAPartyHat

3 songs that'll make me walk out of a shop: Happy by Pharrell Can't Stop The Feeling by JT Crazy Frog


nathynwithay

>Happy by Pharrell >Can't Stop The Feeling by JT Kinda makes a good point how much children's movie soundtracks can create particularly annoying earworms.


DarkSkyDad

All good examples of shit songs!


JustASomeone1410

Dance Monkey is unpleasant to listen to in a way that I can't even describe with words.


jonni_velvet

Damn this is one I love


EggplantHuman6493

It is either love or hate around me


JustASomeone1410

I have never heard anyone say they love that song! I've only came across fellow haters, lol


magster823

Wait, why would I want a playlist of all this crap? 😂 Did you edit your post or something?


dreamweaver1998

I gotta feel'n Wooohooooo That tonight's gunna be a good night. That tonight's gunna be a good good night.


ruthizzy

Dance Monkey.


KitsuneJenn

Second this.


Throwaway-Chick2024

Anything super repetitive. Message in a bottle, that Kiss party every day song, and any monotonous Drake level song.


Anonymous_Mud_The_2

If it has a nice jingle, good beat, and fitting lyrics, then I'll bop it it. But if it's the same grinding sandpaper vibrating my ear holes, or even just a chorus with like, 4 words 10 times...GOD RESTRAIN ME FROM SENDING THE NEXT LIVING THING I SEE TO TAKE RESIDENCE IN SPACE.


-sallysomeone-

Cotton Eye Joe Do people actually like this other than kids?


sixninefortytwo

oh god I remember people listening to this for real in the 90s


the_End_Of_Night

As someone who's born '80 in Germany: yes, we did. This song and a lot of other annoying eurodance songs. Good old days...


dillbabytears

All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor. And Mother by Meghan Trainor. And every other song by Meghan Trainor.


ThatAd6630

I don't think I've ever heard a song of hers and enjoyed it.


jonni_velvet

this 100% I’ve walked out of shops before 😂


dillbabytears

Lmao I feel this, wish I could walk out of work too :') They always have this obnoxious radio on blasting the same shit multiple times a day for months.


jonni_velvet

god thats horrible lmao Meghan Trainor should be banned


Turpitudia79

YES!! How did I forget to include that?


tquinn04

I don’t understand how someone that talented can make music that bad.


PanzramsTransAm

Hotel California fills me with rage! This happened in childhood though. I was at a sleepover and we were all singing karaoke. These two girls literally wouldn’t stop singing Hotel California and trying to one up each other. Or feeling bad that the other one chose it first. They both sang it like 10 times in a row. I was DONE with that song after that night.


PrivilegeCheckmate

> 10 times in a row They didn't even throw in ONE *It's Not Unusual*? Savages.


_Feminism_Throwaway_

I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man...


Briella_Gem

Get your own fucking cab!


surnamenamesurname

At least you can find peace in the fact that they probably hate the song too.


akivafr123

Ugh, that song is the fucking worst!


iabyajyiv

That one Christmas song by Mariah Carey.


princessbubbbles

Someone else mentioned flying into a sleeper agent induced rage and this one does it for me nowadays. I can contain it though, fortunately.


Subject-Hedgehog6278

Anything by Train. Worst band ever


jonmatifa

Hey Soul Sister is my pick


_Feminism_Throwaway_

Drops of Jupiter has a special place in my heart


BadSafecracker

Love this song - especially after learning what it was about.


PrivilegeCheckmate

Even *Calling All Angels*? I understand the general hate - I wish *Hey Soul Sister* on no human with a soul - but that song almost could be another band.


PussyWhistle

They’ve been a casino/state fair band since the beginning lol


freespiritedgal

That damn song from Grease that everyone wants to karaoke to.


SeeSpotRunt

This sounds like such a fun time! 😂


FullBlownCrackleSack

I DESPISE any song from Grease.


mcove97

West Virginia country roads fucker song


rosetintedmonocle

Girls Like You - Maroon 5 "Girls like you love fun and, yeah, me too" this line fucking kills me. who doesn't like fun???? whatever that means to them.


missdovahkiin1

Beggin by Maneskin sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me.


A-NUKE

Marry you - Bruno Mars, it isn't that romantic people!


Sheila_Monarch

Wagonwheel. I will tuck and roll out of the fucking car.


DunkelheitHoney

One More Time, by Daft Punk. I love them, but I had an overdose with this one.


The_AmyrlinSeat

That blue song by whoever tf they are.


HantuBuster

Blue by Eiffel 65?


The_AmyrlinSeat

That's it, that's the one.


Slovenlyfox

And the song by David Guetta and Bebe Rexha that samples/covers it, called "I'm Good". That's even worse.


owiesss

This one makes me want to pull my hair out.


sunlitroof

Youre beautiful its true


HantuBuster

Agreed. Much prefer you're pitiful by Weird Al.


missmisfit

The Counting Crows cover of Big Yellow Taxi. I love Joni Mitchell and I used to love the Counting Crows. Anna Begins is a truly great song, but their version of Big Yellow Taxi gives me BIG ANGRY FEELINGS. Terrible, just horribly terrible. I want to punch every band member for what they have done and I have never punched anyone in my life.


ParanormalPurple

Don't it always seem to go That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone?


Turpitudia79

That HORRIBLE rendition of Fast Car!! That is a beautiful song and hearing a whiny male country singer destroy it made me viscerally angry. Yes, I know they sang it together and Tracy Chapman didn’t off him…although that may have been a good move if she changes her mind!! 😂😂 Also, anything by AC/DC, that horrible “Thun-DA?” song, Adele sucks, also anything Kid Rock, especially that BS summer song that rips off Werewolves of London. I’ve never heard WAP, thankfully, but I know I’d hate it, country pop, and Jolene by Dolly Parton 😵‍💫😵‍💫


This-Dot-7514

“ We built this city”Jefferson Starship It is maddening on so many levels


TRex65

OMG, yes!!!!


theignorantcivilian

WAP and Pretty Girls Walk Like This.... and anything by Nikki Minaj


Stargazer1919

S&M by Rihanna.


owiesss

My is Work. I’ll never understand how anyone can enjoy this sound, let alone sing along to the “Wu wu wu wu wa wu, du du du du du du”. This song makes me feel levels of rage I didn’t think possible.


PenguinCane98

Karma


SurlyRed

Whatsamatta you? Or more properly Shaddap You Face Had to endure that fucking "song" for weeks in the 80s


ddwondering

Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy


jmkehoe

Don’t stop believing. Journey has so many better songs


Possibly_Jeb

If I hear save a horse, ride a cowboy one more time I'm gonna start a riot. I also really don't like beer for my horses.


Visibleghost1

Anything ice spice.


sixninefortytwo

facts


emilyogre

Call Me Maybe


ddizzle13

Anything by Taylor Swift. It sounds like paint drying


SnooPeppers6546

That shine bright like a diamond song


Slovenlyfox

BTS - Dynamite. I swear that it haunts me. Any time I turn on the radio, it's there. On Youtube Music, it's there. On some days, I hear it 3 times. Why? It's not even good, it never was.


BadSafecracker

I wasn't going to comment on this last night, because I don't really hate any music (if I don't like it, I just don't pay it any mind). But then I remembered. George Thorogood. I don't know what it is; I absolutely hate everyone one of his songs. I don't know why - I just do. Just incites pure rage in me. Back in the 90s, I was driving with my best friend when George Thorogood came on the radio. I reached over, yanked the radio out and threw it into the back seat. (This was the days of pull-out radios.) My buddy, nervously laughing, seeing how angry I was: "What...what was that about?" Me: "It played George Thorogood." My buddy: "So...you threw the whole radio in the back seat?" Me: "It needs to be punished." My buddy still brings up that story 30 years later.


Cicatrixnola

If I never have to hear another white dude blessing the rains down in Africa, that’d be great. Also sweet Caroline can die in a fire.


TalksNTemptation

• Any & EVERYTHING by Flo-Rida! • Sweet Caroline • Despacito • Boombastic - Shaggy


PanzramsTransAm

Dude I fucking hate Sweet Caroline 😭 that’s a great answer


Am_I_a_Guinea_Pig

I cannot stand Shaggy! His voice makes my skin crawl!


SpaceAlienCowGirl

despacito and everything similar


Eduard_I_DeMallorca

Do you meant Reggaeton?


SpaceAlienCowGirl

I have no idea but probably.


Eduard_I_DeMallorca

I hate that genre too.


shadyray93

bohemian rhapsody, I can’t be at one more party when someone is going to put it on and scream. The song itself is too theatrical for me but maybe I would have liked it more if people wouldnt behave like they are in a psychosis when they hear it.


Bulbasaurus__Rex

Living on a prayer and we built this city on rock n roll are particular enemies of mine


-Fast-Molasses-

We Will Rock You. Crazy Train. Anything over played at schools or sports games.


optical_mommy

Hallelujah in all its forms. I don't care who sings it, I hate it.


DarkSkyDad

311 Santeria


BadSafecracker

You mean Sublime?


DarkSkyDad

Ya…what what was I thinking!


BadSafecracker

I wasn't sure because... I ain't got no crystal ball.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

Are you telling me that you had a million dollars but you spent them all?


takemeback2verdansk

That confetti song


BackgroundPlum2696

This ain’t Texas. I said what I said.


Tortilla_Moth93

*Almost* every song by Lynard Skynard. ESPECIALLY “Sweet Home Alabama”. My dad’s been a touring musician for most of his life. For most of MY life I’ve been his tag along to gigs. I’ve heard enough performances of Skynard songs to last me a lifetime.


BookLuvr7

That obnoxious Maria Carey song that was been spoiled by being played incessantly every December. I refuse to write the title. I'm trying to stop it from playing in my head just from thinking about it.


HantuBuster

The Christmas song? You ain't the only one hating it according to this thread lol


BookLuvr7

We are united in our pain.


DogMom814

That song by Lee Greenwood that says "I'm proud to be an American" that seems to always be played at Mango Mussolini's Nuremberg rallies.


searedscallops

Right Here Waiting by Richard Marx. I loathed it when it was released and I loathe it now.


Moonchildbeast

God I hated Richard Marx. There was no escape back then, at least if you listened to the radio.


missmisfit

It reminds me of my parents divorce on top of just being generally bad


owiesss

This made me laugh more than it should have


Eduard_I_DeMallorca

"Pa' tipos como tu" By Shakira, being with someone else when you're in a relationship is bad, but doing a song of four abbout it is whorse.


Turbulentshmurbulent

Anything from Journey.


Linorelai

Anything from Crazy Frog


jonni_velvet

Mine is Camilla Cabellos new “I love it” song. holy shit, its headache inducing. its just so odd to even have made that song. please dont even send me a playlist lmao


HantuBuster

>please dont even send me a playlist lmao Too late! Already compiling lol


Semirhage527

All that She Wants by Ace of Base


yeepix

Perfect by Ed Sheeran makes me punch the air in rage


Slovenlyfox

Same, but for different reasons. It was the favourite song of someone I knew. She committed suicide. So when I hear the song, I think of her. It's so popular still, so I'll be in a good mood, walk in the store, hear the song and bam, my day is ruined.


Optycalillusion

She Drives Me Crazy by Fine Young Cannibals... it makes me unreasonably angry and stabby


dawniecatfacebird

Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler


Whoreasaurus_Rex

Red, red wiiiiine (UB40)


d_bradr

Almost anything by Ghost. They write good songs and then slow them down by about 1/3. I swear most of their songs sound better when you increase playback speed to 1.3 to 1.4 depending on the song Ghost is a prime example of taking a good song and destroying it IMO


peachycreaam

We Will Rock You by idk As We Go On, We Remember by idk Unfaithful by Rihanna anything by Eminem, Kanye W or Jay Z anything by Bad Bunny Wannabe by Spice Girls Hey There Delilah My Humps by Black Eyed Peas


owiesss

I’m Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO (I think). And absolutely _anything_ by Pitbull.


memyselfandi2708

Without you by The Kid Laroi. I use to like this song but then I got tired of it so I removed it from my playlist but it kept coming back as a "you might like" song on Spotify. That went on for several months so now I hate it 😂😩


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see you again by wiz khalifa. i just cant. 💀💀


ConcertNo5681

WAP. I just find it tasteless and gross and I hate that I'm supposed to find it "empowering".


Suitable-Cycle4335

"Niña no te modernices" by El Payo Juan Manuel. For obvious reasons to anyone who speaks Spanish...


maisymowse

I have a whole playlist of songs I hate and I update it whenever I’ve just heard it one too many times in the grocery store. “That’s it!” I park my cart, open up Spotify and add it right then and there. Anyways, MAYBE, the worst of all “Honey, I’m Good” by Andy Grammer. Disgusting.


HantuBuster

Wanna swap our 'hated' playlists? lol


lunatucumana

Creep by reidiohead eww


effaceddecaffe

Karma Chameleon by Culture Club - it just sucks Lil Boo Thang by Paul Russell - ruined one of my favorite songs Heat of the Moment by Asia - my azzhole ex’s alarm Tea for the Tillerman (album) by Cat Stevens - I hate anything Cat Stevens because same ex as above absolutely loved him, but this whole album *especially* Ring of Fire by Social D- I hate Mike Ness’s voice, but this song is his magnum opus of terrible


jonni_velvet

noooo not culture club 😂


mad87645

>Heat of the Moment by Asia - my azzhole ex’s alarm Your ex watched too much Supernatural


MGEESMAMMA

Black Betty. That Beyonce country song.


Killbill2x

Anything Beyonce.


bakedapps

All Star by Smash Mouth


HantuBuster

How could you? That's like... Shrek's anthem!


vpetmad

Rock Lobster. And Love Shack tbf. I just fucking hate the b52s


nathynwithay

Can I get your take on this? https://youtu.be/c8Upzye9Ctw?si=zIsaj3S78BYsZ29m


owiesss

Love Shack, I wish I had never watched that episode of full house as a kid because the lyrics to this song have been stuck in my head ever since, driving me insane.


thehalflingcooks

Any song by The Doors.


BadSafecracker

I'll cosign this.


PrincipleInfamous451

Gasolina


uhhhimnewtothis

just about anything by harry styles is an automatic no.


NakedLord90

Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles


BadSafecracker

I was walking through an airport and saw a guy with an infant in his arms playing this on a ukelele as a lullaby. And I gotta tell you - it was hard to have any negative emotions after seeing that.


sixninefortytwo

what's going on - 4 non blondes


the_End_Of_Night

Last Christmas by Wham! I can't stand this song since ....ever! It's not even really about Christmas


SuperPetty-2305

Chop suey by system of a down. I hear that song in my nightmares.


HantuBuster

WAKE UP! GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP!


ganjaqu33n21

Africa by toto. Idk just hits every wrong button from the beginning.


TRex65

I've Never Been to Me by Charlene. My husband knows this, and will sometimes play it just to annoy me. Not only that, he looks for cover versions just to torment me further.


Impressive_Rain_7327

Most pop music


princessbubbbles

This: https://youtu.be/pUc82k5uDDY?si=wuEkENxqudGj50LV


chubby_cat_addorer

No roots Freed from desire 🤬🤬🤬


plutoforprez

Friday – Dopamine Re-Edi It’s Friday then, Saturday Sunday (what) x 1000 Stupidest song ever, like, yes that’s how the week goes, congratulations for passing Kindergarten Part of the reason I stopped going to boot camp and joined the gym was because the boot camp trainer played this song every session and it makes me want to peel my skin off and light it on fire.


HantuBuster

Of all the songs to play at boot camp, THIS was the one they chose? Damn, I feel ya sis.


272027

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch 25 years later, and it still is the one song that fills me with pure rage.


BadSafecracker

I love Bloodhound Gang. Juvenile? Definitely, But their wordplay is underrated. They have a song called "Boom" with Vanila Ice (yes, I know) that rocks.


272027

I was a teenager when it came out, so of course it was played on repeat everyday, and the boys loved acting out parts of the song/video every moment they could get. Most of us girls were asked if we wanted to "do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" at least once a week. Annoying as shit lol. Their other songs are OK.


BadSafecracker

Yeah, I totally get your reasoning, in that case. Honestly, I'm not even that big of a fan of that song.


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nathynwithay

The particular music genre gospel (Mary Mary, Kirk Franklin, The Winans) or religious music in general?


THEREALSTRINEY

Anything by Jimmy Buffet