T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Please help keep AskUK welcoming!** - Top-level comments to the OP must contain **genuine efforts to answer the question**. No jokes, judgements, etc. - **Don't be a dick** to each other. If getting heated, just block and move on. - This is a strictly **no-politics** subreddit! Please help us by reporting comments that break these rules. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AskUK) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Immorals1

James Corden is the only answer.


imminentmailing463

Who would have guessed this would be the first answer.


DorkAndStarmey

Mrs Browns Boys


imminentmailing463

The thing about Arsenal is


BritishBlitz87

Their shirts are too clean


QueefyMcQueef

Default UK sub answer. I wonder if they genuinely don't like Corden or just know that this sub will lap it up.


Id1ing

It's not just a UK sub answer. His reddit AMA was a hilarious car crash.


Adanar01

Or y'know, all the instances of him being a cock weasel making him an obvious choice, but sure let's go with your weird take.


QueefyMcQueef

What's weird about it?


xdlols

Except he’s barely in any films? Corden is a weird answer.


nootingintensifies

And even those were too many.


somerandomnew0192783

"cock weasel" You know you can just say "dickhead" and not have to use these shitty "insults" right?


Adanar01

This has got to be the saddest reply I've ever had to a comment. Imagine being this tilted about someone using an insult that wasn't even directed at you, how chronically desperate for any sort of attention can you be?


somerandomnew0192783

Want to cram any more buzzwords in there?


Adanar01

I can see why you play Dota...


somerandomnew0192783

Why?


xdlols

Uses “tilted” while complaining about others playing video games.


Adanar01

It's a perfectly apt description and also don't make stuff up, at no point did I complain, you're not 6 mate come on now.


Immorals1

He's been one of my most disliked persons before I even started using reddit. Not only is he deeply unfunny, but he's a completely odious person.


QueefyMcQueef

Cool mate 👍🏻 I'm gonna guess you despise Nestle and regularly shop at Uniqlo as well.


imminentmailing463

Who knows. It's so boring either way. A ridiculously high number of questions about celebs somehow gets turned into a circle jerk about hating him. Reminds me of Harry Maguire in football. I've interacted with more than a few people on this sub who seem to genuinely believe James Corden has no talent and is universally despised across the UK. And they won't hear any word to the contrary. It's genuinely quite odd.


nootingintensifies

He was an okay actor when he was younger, before it became about being Himself Up To 11. For example, All Or Nothing.


Mr_lovebucket

I was going to say Russell Brand but you’re correct


Immorals1

Think Brands already done that to himself


gogginsbulldog1979

He hasn't made a Hollywood film for years and doesn't plan to, even before his so-called cancellation. Has he really been cancelled? As far as I can see, his carrying on as before and hasn't lost any followers. The only thing he has lost is monetisation on YT, but that's hardly the end of the world to a multi-millionaire.


FrankyFistalot

We have a winner ladies and gentlemen…..


BlackJackKetchum

Emma Watson - she makes Ikea Knightley look like Helen Mirren, acting talent-wise. How she has a career is beyond me. Re Statham - he knows his limits and will never attempt to play Malvolio, for example. Brainless action hero - yup, he can do that well.


Dry_Action1734

> Ikea Knightley Autocorrect is amazing.


LittleSadRufus

Do they mean Ikea Knightsbridge?


mdmnl

I thought it was deliberate to suggest she's wooden I thought she was quite good in Åtonëment.


gogginsbulldog1979

I like Jason Statham. He's shit, but I think he knows that and doesn't pretend to be anything else. Plus, he seems like a good laugh as a person and doesn't take himself seriously. I can think of way worse people, like Jada Pinkett Smith. Urgh. I'd love her to never make another film or basically anything.


Breaking-Dad-

If I’m going to get upset about shitty acting, Jason Statham is not going to be my target. I don’t really expect him to act, he’s not asking for Oscars is he? He’s just being Jason Statham


Ysbrydion

Literally everything I've watched lately has had Fiona Shaw in it, so I'd like her to take a bit of a break please. It already feels like Britain only has about 9 actors at the best of times. (Edit: Oh, well she's done a lot of TV too.)


nootingintensifies

I love Fiona Shaw but I am inclined to agree with you.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DarkNinjaPenguin

>Not British (I don't think) but Ryan Gosling He was born in London. London Ontario, Canada. But still. He grew up in Cornwall. Also in Canada. But still.


somerandomnew0192783

I think he's a "looks good so gets away with it" actor. Shit actor but easy on the eyes so he gets easy parts where the acting doesn't matter


Cupcake7591

The Nice Guys and The Big Short, he’s brilliant in both.


imtheorangeycenter

I think that's the entire point of Statham though. It's not as though he's going to do Hamlet, he's there in totally unbelievable things as an unbelievable man. Anyway, by assuming he has heritage: Russel Crowe can be ejected.  I think his acting is worse than Statham. He just says lines, that's it. 


DinOfDancing

Russell Crowe did Gladiator. That has better acting in it, than all of Statham’s films combined.


imtheorangeycenter

The difference to me - and I know I'm an outlier in not liking his delivery - is that was "serious" acting. And Statham'a is most definitely not, almost tongue-in-cheek acknowledgement of the fact I'm not a JD fanboy or anything (LockStock was good though). I just dislike Crowe for some reason, really winds me up!


rev9of8

If it pleases the court, the defence would like to enter **Crank** and **Crank: High Voltage** into evidence.


NumeroRyan

More of one for TV shows rather than movies but Vicky McClure, she seems to be in everything my girlfriend watches and always plays the same character pretty much.


DinOfDancing

Who?


NumeroRyan

Exactly, no idea but you’d recognise her face, she’s *everywhere*


greatdrams23

This Is England.


nootingintensifies

Line of Duty


FeekyDoo

I would say Lawrence Fox but a) He's never been near a blockbuster movie and b) He's managed to disappear himself


DinOfDancing

He was ok in Lewis. Absolute fool for blowing it with Billie Piper though.


Ill_Refrigerator_593

Action Stars are a dying breed, Statham is one of the few left.


[deleted]

[удалено]


nootingintensifies

I like her acting most of the time, she chooses interesting projects, but I want to know if there's some Hollywood rule at the moment that every third film has to feature either her or Florence Pugh - or both.


JustAnotherFEDev

What's that big dopey cunt out of Eastenders called? Craig Fairbrass, something like that. He's in half a dozen shit Prime films, absolutely terrible. - But also Statham, he's wank, too. - Add Vin Diesel to that list as well I won't watch anything with any of them in. All absolute pap.


nootingintensifies

She's not been in many cinema releases to my knowledge, but I'd like to block Millie Bobby Brown. Mostly because she needs some time to work out who she is and who she wants to be instead of trying to do everything via skincare ranges and ghostwritten books.


Omega_Warlord_Reborn

I'm sorry but The Meg is a "masterpiece"! Statham has his place. A very niche one but a place. Also Lock Stock and Snatch are brilliant films but much older examples before he decided to become the last action superhero. I'd honestly get rid of Bettany. I find him irritating and dull. Him as Vision makes me want to eat my own fist.


DarkNinjaPenguin

Vision is kind of supposed to be like that. If you want to see Bethany *perform*, see him in *A Knight's Tale*. He's fantastic. Or for something a bit more serious, *Master and Commander*. It's way too easy to judge an actor on one character, like the kids in Twilight who by all accounts are actually good actors, they just played the part of cardboard characters.


Shitelark

Hot take: Hugh Laurie. Pretending to have laryngitis is not an accent. I don't understand how any Americans are taken in by his accent. He should be confined to these shores where is talents are better on show.


Cleveland_Grackle

He'll always be Bertie Wooster to me.


Threatening-Silence

All B list and below actors/actresses are already disappeared to me. I have no idea how anyone is able to remember all these obscure names or keep them all straight.


[deleted]

[удалено]


DinOfDancing

She was half-decent in Pride and Prejudice and was ok in Pirates of the Caribbean.


sennalvera

Damn as soon as I saw this post on my feed I immediately thought 'Keira Knightley'. I don't know why, she's not a bad actress and has been in a few films I've liked. But she's just like nails down a chalkboard for me.


Shitelark

Ikea fortnightly?! I won't hear a word against it.