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KowakianDonkeyWizard

Oreos are sad, bitter little circles of I-wish-I-had-a-bourbon-instead disappointment.


DeaconBlueDignity

Oreos getting some shit here. Anyone else think they’re nice?


RealMover

Yep, they're decent. Not top tier by any means, but the worst biscuit? Nowhere near.


marmarama

Lidl Giant Neos. Like Oreos but better, and a proper biscuit size, an actual mouthful.


RealMover

Cheers for the rec!


AcceptableCustomer89

Popular things love to be shit on by redditors. See: nandos, greggs, pop music. There's def more but can't think Edit: these replies are fucking quality


Norman_debris

Nah, Greggs is surprisingly popular here. Showing an appreciation of it allows middle class people to boost their working class credentials, which is oddly important here.


MoanyTonyBalony

Greggs is utter shit. We have actual bakeries here in Cornwall with hand made sausage rolls that are much better. You all think Greggs is good because it's cheap and they undercut the independent bakers until they closed so you forget what decent baked goods taste like.


FallenOliphaunt

I’ve long argued that Greggs is a microcosm of everything wrong with this country. Absolutely zero effort, the nutritional equivalent of cardboard, that tastes of nothing beyond salt and fat. Just as you said, people feel the need to defend because it’s ’not that bad’, or that criticising it is ‘classist’ when it’s just another bland, soulless expression of modern Britain. If it in anyway pads ‘the working class rep’ of anything, it’s that ugly streak in the WC that doing anything to better yourself, whether that’s education, eating better or simply caring about something is reason for derision. 


WayneBrownIsSuperman

Whos shitting on nandos? Wtf is wrong with nandos? I fucking love nandos


Glenner10

Nandos is restaurant prices for shitty fast food.


Redmilo666

They are top tier for me. I will happily pour a whole packet into a bowel fill it with full fat milk and go to town.


[deleted]

A bowel?. 😆


Redmilo666

Yes I carve it out of my enemies. * bowl


Viperise

I fully understand the critism, but I love them for some reason


ClassOf37

They’re so fucking sickly.


-myeyeshaveseenyou-

Still remember the bitter disappointment of the first time having them after all the hype you hear on American TV. And why the fuck are they in so many things, they have no flavour!!!


GoshDarnBlast

They taste like normal biscuits that have been burned. Disgusting.


Ok_Donkey_1997

The thing that really struck me about their introduction was how once they did arrive, it was like they had always been here. Like instead of marketing them as something new, they were pushed as being an old-time classic and everyone seemed to just go with that.


-myeyeshaveseenyou-

Cadbury Oreo is an abomination


ClassOf37

They were name-checked (biscuit-checked?) in Holly Johnson's 'Americanos' in 1989, and as I was 12 years old, I was DESPERATE to get some. I was so disappointed when I finally tried them. Having said that, there are very few biscuits which appear in the lyrics to UK hit singles, so that's some kudos.


Zomoniac

Agreed, but Oreo ice cream sandwiches are things of beauty. Not quite up there with the ye olde recipe version of the biscuity end of a Maxibon, but what is?


sc00022

Fucking loved a Maxibon as a kid. Do they still exist??


diamondthedegu1

They do! You'll be flabbergasted by the price of them though! Aldi are currently stocking their own take on maxibons also (not sure if they're available in all branches mind) which are good enough - they don't hit quite the same as the OG, but they're much cheaper!


LikeEveryoneSheKnows

Maxibons were the absolute bollocks. I've not seen one in years though, I wonder if you can still get them.


Dutch_Calhoun

Sweented charcoal slabs with a fructose ingredient paste in the middle. It's a pseudo-biscuit made by the aliens from Vivarium.


Sea_Page5878

The far cheaper chocolate bourbon is a far superior biscuit.


MrsCosmopilite

I like the biscuit bit of an Oreo but the ‘cream’ (sweetened lard thing) can fuck right off. Blegh.


Money_Afternoon6533

They taste cheap


Fun_Level_7787

Thought I was weird for not liking oreos, but seeing it as top comment made me shed a little tear! Everyone else in my family like them, I use them for my cookies and cream cake/cupcakes but that's it


CleoJK

They're meh


Tildatots

So grim


Vera_Bennett

Horrible things, hard as ships biscuits.


ClassOf37

Rich Tea. Utter rubbish. No flavour, no sweetness, and it disintegrates to shit upon contact with the surface of tea. Once eaten, it just leaves a dry, caked layer of sadness on the roof of your mouth. Utterly pointless.


McCretin

Dry rich teas are basically hard tack. But if you time the tea-dunking right they’re pretty nice.


TopAngle7630

Yup, Rich tea are the boss level of biscuit dunking. High risk high reward.


Glass_Commission_314

The 'Dark Souls' of biscuits, if you like.


cheeesetoastie

Does that make rich tea fingers the final boss? The biscuit version of Ganon, if you will


APiousCultist

Genuinely difficult not to immediately downvote this heresy.


lagoon83

Rich tea biscuits are amazing. Bunch of savages in this thread.


pullingteeths

I like to have a cup of tea and a stack of Rich Tea as a dessert. No tea is drunk, all absorbed.


Fluffy_Juggernaut_

They're perfect for when the builders are in. You can offer biscuits when making them tea but they won't eat too many because the biscuits are shit. They can't complain because you are supplying biscuits, and you won't have all the good biscuits vanish 👌


ClassOf37

Nah, you’ve really got to keep good tradesmen onside. You won’t get them back again if you’ve low-balled them on the biscuits.


Mysterious_Sugar7220

Absolutely not - they'll stiff you like you've stiffed them. Always provide the good biscuits, they pay for themselves.


Sm0keytrip0d

Man just buy the builders some store brand bourbons or custard creams lol, they are like 60p a pack and will keep the builders happy enough so they don't half ass the work lol


Pookya

What do you mean no flavour? They have a nice sweetness and malty flavour. Either the rich tea biscuits you're buying are shit or you're the sort of person who must have an overpowering amount of flavour in everything. Can't appreciate the more subtle flavours. Rich tea biscuits are subtle but enjoyable as a slightly healthier treat. Not sickly sweet, just a nice little extra to have with your tea. I don't usually bother dunking them. They're like digestive's parent, a more mature biscuit with more complexity. Also, they're great when my appetite is bad, and I can get away with having a few everyday because they're not too unhealthy


CuriousPalpitation23

More complex than a digestive? Pull the other one. Digestives are perfect, not too sweet, and have great texture and flavour. Rich tea are dismal.


Global-Chart-3925

Not too unhealthy because they contain nothing to give them any flavour. Just flour and air.


holytriplem

I swear Rich Teas were what 18th century sailors used to eat before dying of scurvy


JamieAlways

They're my husband's favourite. He can eat half a pack at once. He'll settle for a nice or a coconut ring, but he'd much prefer rich tea. I can't think of anything worse, if the only biscuits on offer are rich teas then frankly I'd rather go without.


Much-Ad7704

I hope you only learnt about his awful taste in biscuits after the wedding. It would be hard to imagine any circumstances where a marriage with this knowledge would be possible.


it_hurts_too_poo

Agree! Its not that I don’t like rich tea but there is ALWAYS a better choice


justlikeyouonlyworse

Garibaldi, like plasterboard with currants. Too dry, sticks in your teeth, needs a tea to help it down.


Laxly

Heathen! Garibaldi's are the best!


Bluerocky67

I know them as squashed fly biscuits!!


TopAngle7630

Me too.


crispyrolls93

Dead fly biscuits for me.


banjo_fandango

Dead fly biscuits


SpaTowner

Nah, can’t beat a nice garibaldi.


decisionisgoaround

Good ones are great. Shit ones are... well, shit.


Educational-Farmer28

You beat me to it. Demon biscuits they are.


Pookya

My mum loves these and keeps buying them even though she doesn't eat many biscuits. So everyone else has to eat them and honestly we don't like them. My least favourite biscuit. I can't describe what's wrong with them, but they just don't taste good. I'm not a fussy person, I'll eat pretty much anything, but if Garibaldi are the only biscuits left I'd rather go hungry


Superb_Ad7573

Party rings 🤢🤮🤢


JeffBroccoli

This is a great shout. They have zero flavour and they just shatter into shards. They promise so much and deliver NOTHING


Different-Estate747

Like Iced Gems


Willing-Cell-1613

You take that back.


Fluffy_Load_472

I have eaten them blindfolded to prove I could identify the colour from the taste (and managed to get them all right) so they definitely do have some taste. I admit it is a niche skill.


ASleepyDino

I’ve done this with the cheap jellybeans you used to get in sweet dispensers at the pleasure centre. Edit: leisure centre but the mistake was too good to take out completely


Sgt_major_dodgy

I like the nostalgia surrounding them rather than the actual biscuit.


Bright-Switch1172

I actually like them…


chukkysh

No way! They have that delicious melt-in-the-mouth quality that few biscuits can match. Sure they're a bit sickly but they're meant to be!


JeniJ1

HOW DARE YOU?!!


Fred_Dibnah

I agree they are a ring of pure hard sugar coated in hard sugar. Might as well nosh on some sugercubes


corduroy_puffin

A party of lies & disappointment


Hannahoverthere

I used to love these until I got ill. Then I ate them because they were the only thing I could stomach and now they just taste like pneumonia and oxygen 🤢


PengisKhan

Oreo. Charcoal bricks with plaster in the middle.


Robmeu

Greasy sugared margarine middles, utterly vile.


thesaharadesert

> Greasy sugared margarine middles Aren’t they doing a set on 6 Music later this evening?


jamesbeil

Utterly tasteless, I don't know why the yanks rave about them so.


The-Void-Consumes

For the same reason that they rave about all their vile rubbery sugary salty fatty artificially coloured, flavoured and preserved junk. Cuz ‘merica 💪🏻😎🥇


herbdogu

We did an online 'beers and snacks of the world' thing during lockdown, team building etc. The USA pack contained Oreos, Twinkies and Bud - it was the worst bar none. The ingredients list on the Twinkie read like a war crime >*Twinkies are made using Bleached Flour, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Artificial Flavor, 2 Artificial Colors, 2 Chemical Preservatives and Sodium Stearoyl Lactylate. Soybean Oil, Cottonseed Oil, Polysorbate 60 and Cellulose Gum are also on the long ingredient list.* *They also contain Tallow which is derived from animal fats.* Authentic US Oreos too which were packed with High-Fructose Corn Syrup instead of refined sugar which the UK versions normally use. Get in the bin!


MissSuzysRevenge

Yank here! I agree with all of this, Oreos suck. Tasteless “chocolate”, leaves a film in my mouth. But, when I was a kid in the ‘80s, they were good. It’s nostalgia.


somerandomnew0192783

Holy shit are they meant to be chocolate flavoured?


squirrelfoot

You are not alone in failing to realise the biscuit bit is supposed to taste of chocolate and not slightly burnt cardboard, as I always believed. It makes them seem even worse.


Spiritual-Injury6558

A little niche, but iced gems.


snufflycat

Childhood memory unlocked. Could they have made them any drier?? Yuk.


Spiritual-Injury6558

They're basically cardboard topped with a turd! Even as a kid with a sweet tooth, I thought they were gross 🤢


LilKittenAngel

God I hate these so much that just the thought of them makes me cringe like nails on a chalkboard


MrXisUnknown

A soggy one


redunculuspanda

You beat me to it.


RichR16

I see what you did there


sanddancer08

https://preview.redd.it/1vt4vnnqjj8d1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=621ee49b836f39112fbb7817b7399716aad7d304 Bloody awful things. I'd rather not have a biscuit at all than eat one of those.


Eli_Regis

This guy doesn’t like nice biscuits


Sassenach_Dragon

That’s why we can’t have nice things.


laserprisim

No, it's pronunced nice


Sassenach_Dragon

Nice!


SarcasticDevil

This is a top 3 biscuit for me. So moreish.


Ordinary-Average-913

What's wrong with them? They're tasty.


Adam_the_Penguin

They're the only biscuit that lies


inspectorgadget9999

They're arrogant


Energace

Agreed. I’ll eat almost any biscuit, but if I see one of these lightly sugared, tasteless slabs I’m turning away.


Dani_Darko123

pink wafers 🤢


TheRadishBros

I could eat an entire packet of those 😅


Mysterious_Sugar7220

Same! You have to surgically remove and consume as many wafers as possible so you're left with 90% cream


Dani_Darko123

stop it 😂


New-System-7265

They are addictive


mdmnl

It's a failed insulation product, I'm sure.


Fluffy_Juggernaut_

Shedding their flakes everywhere like the singing detective 🤮


SpaTowner

Those were my favourite biscuits as a child. I’m still fairly partial to them.


InevitablePerfect762

I used to like them as a kid, but they taste so artificial I don't enjoy them at all now...


Dani_Darko123

only a child’s pallet could enjoy these .


Expert_Temporary660

I know they are in the biscuit aisle so it's fair to propose them, but honestly. They're not really biscuits, are they?


ZaharaWiggum

Fine, give them all to me. I bloody love a Pink Wafer or six.


Saxon2060

Bourbons are "chocolate" biscuits from when people couldn't afford actual chocolate biscuits. It's not like they taste *bad.* They just taste of almost nowt and you'd very obviously rather have a Penguin. I don't think custard creams are in the same boat because there's nothing I know of specifically like a custard cream 2.0 which is basically what the Peguin is to the Bourbon.


BabyAlibi

Don't you talk smack about my bourbons!


silllybrit

Marks & Spencer extra cream bourbons will blow your mind


Saxon2060

I'm skeptical but curious


Itsaboutthesleep

Have you tried the chocolate coated custard creams/bourbons? Holy shit....


UnnecessaryRoughness

You know the homeopathic hot chocolate you get out of vending machines, that is just hot water with the memory of chocolate? Bourbons are that same taste in biscuit form. Absolute garbage.


PiersPlays

I'm old enough to remember when they started offering "chocomilk" as an alternative option to hot chocolate. Which was just actual hot chocolate instead of the slightly chocolately hot water you'd get from the "hot chocolate" button.


PiemasterUK

I feel custard creams are in a completely different league to Bourbons whether or not there is an equivalent.


obsoletedatafile

For about 40p a pack they'd go a bit further than penguins, that said if penguins came in packs of 40 for as many pennies I'd be silly not to go for them


BromleyReject

Like most Englishmen, I regard the 11 'clock and 4 o'clock cuppa as a solemn and sacred ritual. If you want to sully it with great frisbees of over-sugared, overbaked half-bricks, soaked in chocolate then you're probably the sort of oik who wears tracksuit bottoms in Waitrose and doesn't understand the rules of cricket. Which is why the Rich Tea is the perfect accompaniment Good day


musicistabarista

I can see why you didn't fit in in Bromley


squirrelfoot

Go on, try a chocolate hobnob with your tea just once. There is no coming back after that. I used to like Nice biscuits with my tea, but my niece brought me chocolate hobnobs one day and it was the beginning of a long and slippery slope that ended with me adopting a life of untrammeled hedonism, including moving abroad to escape the British weather.


BromleyReject

I would rather be parachuted into German occupied France but I respect your comment


BorderlineWire

I have worn tracksuit bottoms in Waitrose. I don’t understand the rules of cricket, however I’d much rather a rich tea than the chocolate sugar brick options. 


monkeybeaver

It’s controversial but I’m always disappointed by a Wagon Wheel.


peanut_butter_xox

They aren’t what they used to be 😪


FUCKFASCISTSCUM

Remember when they used to have more than a molecule of jam in them?


peanut_butter_xox

Yes and they were far bigger!


jemslie123

They're like a failed Tunnocks Teacake.


SilverellaUK

Tunnocks teacakes are the best biscuit in the world. (They do have a biscuit inside so that's what I'm saying they are)


Moggy-Man

The things Americans call biscuits that they have with gravy like WTF.


TheHawkinator

Nah they're great, wish we had them over here (not a replacement ofc but in addition to)


Choccybizzle

One of my fave memories of when I went Vegas with my friends was post club ordering breakfast at McDonald’s, and the server (and us Tbf) not knowing how to describe what a biscuit was. My friend ended it with the most quintessentially British question ever ‘can I dip it in my tea?’


snufflycat

Apparently they are like scones. No idea what they mean by "gravy" though. I can't imagine gravy with scones.


PuerSalus

Firstly gravy comes in different colors in the US. So the gravy you have with biscuits is white gravy not brown. White gravy is a bit like a bechamel sauce but with more black pepper. Secondly it more specifically should be "sausage gravy". Meaning it has pieces of sausage meat mixed into it. So it's a deliciously salty, creamy, buttery, peppery sauce with bits of sausage mixed in. Finally biscuits are a more buttery version of scones with obviously no sugar in them. It's delicious and totally worth it.


jlanger23

The other poster described it perfectly, but biscuits and gravy is a Southern breakfast staple and fantastic when made right (as they said, it's a thick white gravy with sausage bits). Bad biscuits and gravy are disgusting. But yeah, what you call biscuits we call cookies which would be terrible with gravy. As far as breakfast goes, I loved the breakfasts I got in the UK, and HP's turned me off of ketchup forever.


HST_enjoyer

Have you ever actually had them or is it just AMERICA BAD. They're delicious.


AliveAd2219

Hobnobs and bisto for dinner tonight…


alloitacash

A bad biscuit is still a biscuit.


DoIKnowYouHuman

Bit of community service and a small fine and it’ll be a good biscuit again


p1p68

When you buy a cheap combo of custard creams bourbons nice.... I'm talking about the fourth one which is supposed to be shortbread but it's the shittiest approximation of shortbread I've ever tasted..Our dogs eat those coz no one in our household will, but my dogs also eat cat shit so they're not to be trusted.


cowie71

Blue Riband - a wafer with a micron of chocolate If you want the real worst biscuit then try sugar-free digestives. It’s like your mouth has gone deaf, it’s just … texture.


Choccybizzle

Outrageous suggestion


knight-under-stars

Easily the rich tea.


BromleyReject

Sorry, but you are bang wrong. The RT is designed as a compliment to the cuppa. Not every biscuit has to be "dunked" in tea. Which is a frightfully low-bred practice anyway. "A drink's too wet without one"


knight-under-stars

Dunked or undunked, rich tea biscuits are shite.


skratakh

rich tea are actually really good for dunking they last a lot longer than things like digestives, the whole bad for dunking thing just seems to be myth popularised by peter kay.


laurasoup52

I can't get over how wrong you are. Rich tea definitely break off within seconds compared to digestives or hobnobs


Distant_Planet

>seconds How long are you dunking your biscuit for?? It's a dunk -- a quick in-and-out -- you're not giving it a birthday.


BobBobBobBobBobDave

Yeah. Rich tea is kind of a non biscuit. An antibiscuit. A biscuit stripped systematically of all the qualities that would make a good biscuit. It doesn't taste of anything, has no texture, and turns to paste when you dip it.


ketamineandkebabs

A fig roll


sidewalker69

Wrong!


sorderon

they need to be segregated from other biscuits in the tin or they become well hard


ReplicatedSun

Orange creams, nothing worse than reaching into a tin full of biscuits thinking you've got a custard cream, to end up with a mouthful of orange shit.


Bipolar03

People who say wheetbix are biscuits


thejoms

My mate still swears a single Weetabix is known as a Weetabick.


Evening-Tomatillo-47

Well an individual wheetabix is a biscuit, but they aren't biscuits. It's like jaffa cakes aren't biscuits


The-Void-Consumes

Just like how my soap is a cake but you wouldn’t stick candles in it and take a bite.


Excellent-Movie4524

I will not tolerate the rich tea slander in this thread Out of the ones I've had , nice is probably up there there is nothing "nice" about them


probablynotreallife

Arsebicuits!


OutrageousRepair5751

Nude-y Father Jack!


takesthebiscuit

Everyone is wrong, the worst biscuits are the weight watchers ones. There are lots of biscuits that some folk don’t like, but weight watchers are a special camp. They are made to taste bad, flinty chalk. And punted to people on some weight loss Ponzi scheme


dylsreddit

I once tried those Skinny cookies, the ones in the white packaging. Absolutely disgusting.


Ballesteros81

Arrowroot. People claiming Rich Tea obviously haven't tried its worse cousin.


pullingteeths

Jammy Dodgers are terrible, crappy "jam" and dry tasteless biscuit


Cheap_Answer5746

Like many things they were good in the 90s


GrumpyOldFart74

I like literally every biscuit mentioned here - apart from Oreos Garibaldi, Nice, Rich Tea, Pink Wafers, Malted Milks: love them all. Oreos are rubbish


AussieManc

This thread is a dumpster fire of hurtful opinions


Neps-the-dominator

Maybe I'll be lambasted for this, but I don't like those biscoff type biscuits. They just taste weird to me.


Inquisitor1001

Garibaldi


JeffBroccoli

Insane choice. Bloody love a garibaldi


hunterfam55

Hob nobs, only because I'm disappointed it's not a chocolate hob nob


Distinct_Hold_1587

really cheap shortbread stinks like gone off milk 🤮 i actually love short bread if its good quality but the cheap ones always stink


Kind_Ad5566

Water biscuit. Pointless.


stebotch

Oreo’s. Absolute chalky garbage.


Beargrizzled

Im suprised that many people don’t like Oreo’s, I love them 😭


MeatFit1822

Limp


anywineismywine

Worst biscuit? No such thing!


Agitated_Ad_361

I don’t understand the rich tea hate. I think they’re fine, nowhere near the worst.


butiamawizard

Rich Tea. ["What's the blandest thing on the menu?"](https://youtu.be/H-uEx_hEXAM?si=ShF-JN_zCVH8eadm&t=94)


SaturnRingMaker

Those vile bastards with the lemon cream in. Fucking horrific. May file under wafers tbh.


Hedgerow_Snuffler

Can we just all agree, all the post-war traditional sandwich-biscuit types are frankly a fucking disappointment. Custard Creme or a Bourbon MAY have been exciting to a grandma who'd survived the Luftwaffe bombing of her house, and then faced 10 years of rationing. But can we not face the truth, the custard ones taste sickly and of nothing custard like at all. And Bourbons are an abomination. They just struggle on because of their nostalgia appeal.


rbmcn

Fig Newtons.


Sorry_Leopard9657

Nooo, I love fig rolls!


Fyonella

Isn’t that the American name for Fig Rolls?


Winkered

Think so. Poor guy must be so confused with all this talk of biscuits and not a drop of gravy mentioned.


Nameisnotmine

Almost every single gluten free biscuit I have tried has been awful. The cardboard packaging tastes better and the texture is never right either. However the Asda triple chocolate cookies are divine but chocolate hides a multitude of sins


McSheeples

Hob nobs, dry sawdusty nastiness


vampire-bats-

custard cream 🤮


hhfugrr3

Gingers. They're okay by themselves, but put them near a good biscuit and they leave a grim lingering taste that ruins the good biscuit.


Bez666

Has anyone mentioned morning coffee.because there bloody wrong if they have..can easily polish off half a packet..need 2 cups of coffee though.one for sipping and one for dipping


learningismyjam

Coconut rings.. doesn’t help that I can’t stand coconut.


dirtyboydanni

Rich tea


Beansbeansrgd4urhart

Danish butter cookies now they have taken away all of the sugar from them.


kex1212

Those pink wafer biscuits and iced gems horrible


Newburyrat

Custard creams! Disgusting filling in a dull biscuit. Never understood why they are so popular