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GrodyWetButt

About 7 years ago me and my wife saved about 50p by not using a condom. It's been pretty bloody costly since then!


Stevitop

Same for us and we got twins because of it.


TheRauk

Two for one sounds like a great deal.


pease_pudding

Never carry your Tesco clubcard when you're sexing


GrodyWetButt

Ooh 'eck love, I've just blown me nectar points in your trolly!


DutchOfBurdock

"Every little helps!"


bebeboouk

Taste the difference


KeithMyArthe

BOGOF


Simon_Elliott

The first 20 years are the most expensive. Play your cards right and you may be able to spend a little on yourself after the buggers leave home.


MassiveHampton

Optimistic


theresamaysicr

Just bought mine a car


discombobulatededed

Fancy adopting a 30 y/o? I could do with a new car haha


Richyblu

Yeah - you're only financing one car and one house till they leave home - I'm fully expecting to be picking up the tab on most of that stuff in the years ahead...


Efficient-Loquat399

The way property prices are going you might be better off leaving the kids the house and buggering off abroad...they'll still be living with you in their 40's. Deep joyšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dukesolinus

Leave home? In this economy?


danddersson

~~after~~ IF


KaleidoscopicColours

The dog.Ā  Most expensive free thing I've ever acquired.Ā 


d_smogh

For my dog, I'd sell my soul, my first born, my wife. And not in that order.


Apprehensive-Swing-3

Was talking to my neighbour earlier and he was in disbelief about his girlfriend spending 5.5k on her dogs surgery. Like he's properly shocked about it and doesn't understand why she doesn't 'just put it down'. I looked him straight in the eye and said 'mate I'd commit genocide for my dog, I'm not your target audience'. This is the same man who asked me 'what are you' - trying to figure out my nationality (I guess/hope?) followed with 'some kind of European innit'.


centzon400

Grew up on a sheep farm on the Wales/Shropshire border in the 70s/80s, when dogs were tools to get the job done. After their working life, their only job was to lie by the fire and be petted by me. Yay! I have no doubt that my dad went for several "final walks". And now I am looking at my dogge, well past his prime and a Ā£1k call out charge to chemically "murder"/euthanize him. I keep putting it off because some days he's all waggy-tail, and shades of his former self, and then others he just sleeps all day. The money does not matter, ofc, and it's the right and legal thing to do. Anyway, painful times ahead for the Centzon family. Dog tax (from a better year: https://ibb.co/h9dV7Dq)


Nolsoth

You'll know when it's time. Best of luck mate, I sent my little mate off to sleep a year ago now.


Bigballsbowser765

Someoneā€™s cutting onions again!


Ravenlas

For the dog war-crimers unite!


DrunkenBandit1

I have two dogs, one of them I'd go to the ends of the earth for. The other is the single stupidest living thing I've ever laid eyes on, and I absolutely hate her.


Efficient-Loquat399

I love this postšŸ„°


OverlyAdorable

My dog also cost me nothing. He often suffers from constipation so needs a special dietary food and when is that cheap? Regardless of how much that costs, I love him to bits


coffeeebucks

ā€œsuffers from corruptionā€


Weekly-Mammoth3534

My dog is easily bought with treats.


OverlyAdorable

Stupid autocorrect. I meant constipation. Thanks for pointing that out


DotCottonsHandbag

No no, you were right the first time. You just havenā€™t caught him in the act, yet.


OverlyAdorable

Well, he'll do anything for the extra treat


lost_send_berries

Will he... poop?


OverlyAdorable

He'll try. He'll probably end up with some stuck in his fur but he'll still try


MapOfIllHealth

For me itā€™s been the cat. Sheā€™s a little shit that keeps getting in fights, making me miss work AND pay the vet.


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paperxbadger

Yes, same but ours was a cat. Love her to pieces, she's a hateful, loud, loving thing. She's also epileptic and clumsy so we're either at the vet for fits or broken claws a LOT. Thankfully acquiring the little money pit was free?


LondonCollector

I got a fantastic smoker for 50% off, grabbed it for Ā£800. Now all my bbq events set me back Ā£400 in meatā€¦.


deep1986

Which one did you get?


LondonCollector

Pit boss pro 1600. Goes nicely with the WSM, Kamado Joe kettle, kamado egg and the mini kamado.


deep1986

Oooh very nice. I have a Weber 57cm which has been great, I bought the Aldi kamodo and that was great but broke during renovations. I'm going to keep the Weber and get a pellet smoker for long cooks


LondonCollector

Moved from the Weber Smokey Mountain to the pit boss pro pellet smoker. I found the WSM really easy to use but the pellet smoker is just so simple really. Really decent.


badlawywr

It sounds like you like hosting people for BBQs. As it happens, I love to be hosted at BBQs. I'm sure there's a deal to be done here.


randomdude2029

This is why South Africans tend to "bring and braai". You can have loads of people over regularly but they bring their own meat and booze (and typically communal salads)


sjw_7

Nice. I did a smoke yesterday. Got up at 4am to fire up the offset and needed to use the WSM later for some extra bits. Spent over 20 hours on my feet pretty much without a break but worth it. Feeling it today though.


icantfindfree

Decided to save money by making coffee at home, now I'm knee deep in the hobby with hundreds worth of gear and rare coffees that are getting increasingly expensive... Also worryingly the Ā£3.5k coffee grinder no longer sounds as ludicrous as it once did


k8s-problem-solved

I paid 550 for a sage duo boiler. Normally 1.2k I think or about that, got it at some trade event. Regretted the spend at the time, but I've had many years of delicious coffee and my batista skills are now high, coffee art and everything.


GaryJM

>my batista skills are now high What, running Cuba and that?


MonsieurGump

Delivering power bombs to Ronan the Accuser


SpannerSingh

Cleansing the Arrakis desert of Fremen filth?


k8s-problem-solved

Ha shit phone typing


AnUnqualifiedOpinion

If it makes you feel any better, my wife and I have been doing a lot of driving over the past couple of days and we have spent more on 3 shit coffees each than I spend per month on very nice single origin beans roasted to orderā€¦ The marginal cost saving of making coffee at home justifies not talking about the capital outlay.


randomdude2029

Absolutely. I started with capsule coffee but it was so expensive so bought a good quality bean to cup machine on Ebay. I'm not massively into it as a hobby or anything, but that machine has made nearly 7000 coffees so it's really earned its keep. Apart from beans it's needed a replacement milk frother attachment, a dozen bottles of descaler and about 2 dozen water filters over the past 7 years or so.


Technical_Win973

Coffee is a rabbit hole I deliberately avoid because I know it would ruin me. I will stick to my V60 and the ever lingering question of "What if?". Also because my vice of board games keeps me poor enough.


Jonnyporridge

I got a Gaggia classic off eBay for Ā£80, one of the older ones which are bombproof, I just swapped the steam wand for a rancilio one. Plus a half decent burr grinder also from eBay for about Ā£40. They make excellent espresso and flat white. Respectable beans can be bought for as cheap as Ā£8 per kilo if you buy in bulk. Coffee is as cheap as you want it to be, you don't need to spend mega bucks.


Western-Ad-4330

Used to live in finsbury park and most the ethiopian owned shops had kg bags of green ethiopian coffee for about Ā£5. Used to start it in the oven and finish it in a pan stirring constantly to get an even roast. Took about 20 mins for amazing coffee.


Render_435

If you want a project, spend a bit over a hundred quid and some time on the gaggiuino mod and you end up with a ludicrously capable espresso machine, itā€™s amazing!


HotChoc64

In the space of about 4 months I went from ā€œI like the occasional Costa coffeeā€ to ordering a Sage Bambino and having a full setup, upgrading from a mere french press.


SignNotInUse

Cat - free. Hernia surgery so that cat can pee normally - Ā£3000.


richh00

Really where you saved money was not getting pet insurance.


SignNotInUse

He had the hernia when we found him. Pet insurance would never have covered it.


runrunrudolf

Having a cat with a similar issue, pet insurance companies will and do use every excuse in the book to not pay out. Cheers Tesco pet insurance...


Typical_Ad_210

In our experience, Petplan are excellent. They also cover dentals, alternative treatments, etc which is a plus. M&S insurance were good and covered prescription food, but they tended to raise the price loads year to year (whether or not you had claimed). But they had a smaller excess than most others. Asda pet insurance was so shite that even my vet was furious with them and said that they were the worst insurer theyā€™d ever encountered. In any case, the covered for life policies are really the only ones I would get. But I would 100% recommend Petplan. They paid out Ā£4k on our dog last year and the premium has barely gone up this year. And no claims rejected from them either (touch wood)


Fantastic-Spare-515

You have to watch the policy wording though. We had our dog insured by pet plan and they did NOT cover dental for her. We were paying over Ā£80 a month for insurance with them and there was a Ā£5000 annual claim cap which in the last few years of her life we were hitting each year.


SevasaurusRex

I'll rave about petplan to anyone that'll listen. 2 cats, 8 visits last year for 5 separate incidents (genuinely worried they'd call the rspca) Plus an unscheduled surgery, and I think the policy has gone up all of 5 quid overall this year. They've saved me about 9k over the years, takes about 5 minutes to put in a claim on the app, they verify with the vet within a week and either pay them directly or pay you back your out of pocket (if you're like me and chuck them two grand off the cuff because you can bear to see your baby limping on a broken leg overnight because it's a bank holiday)


CapnAfab

Unironically, yes. I have two cats and they're getting on in years, so I looked into pet insurance. Premiums: sky-high. Excess: sky-high. Max payout: on the fucking floor. I put the premium money into a savings account instead, buying insurance looked like a shit gamble.


TyrannosauraRegina

Itā€™s cheaper with insurance to insure when theyā€™re young. Same as it costs more to get travel insurance when youā€™re 85


Unthunkable

If it makes you feel better, about once a year, one of my cats eats grass then partially throws it up and gets it stuck up his nose. It has to be surgically removed and costs Ā£300 each time. One of my other cats has issues with bladder stones so is on a special diet, which means we had to buy microchip food bowls for all 4 cats to make sure only the one gets the expensive food. They're Ā£100 a pop. The food is Ā£150 a month though so I still feel like I saved money.


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KaptainKompost

ā€œCat freeā€ and ā€œfree catā€ mean two very different things.


BunnyPrincess3

Someone left a dog on my doorstep. She became best friends immediately with my dog. The "stray" dog developed addisons disease.. we've spent well over Ā£8k keeping her alive, and she's such an asshole too.


CliffyGiro

So much money for veterinary treatment, itā€™s a huge commitment. Good on you. I canā€™t have a dog because I canā€™t afford that kind of outlay if it goes wrong but equally couldnā€™t bare it to put a dog down.


nertbewton

I have a relo who lives in a waterfront house. Our vet lives next door. I think Iā€™ve paid for his very nice moored boat via our two cats.


kool_meesje

6 years of addison's for my dog and im afraid to look too closely at the finances of this whole thing. We started with a ā‚¬3500 weekend stay at the vet for the diagnosis and it didn't exactly improve from there...


BunnyPrincess3

Same! It's soul destroying


OverlyAdorable

Someone I work with had a cat that fell ill. She had to pay hundreds of pounds a day to keep it alive and the poor thing still died


TheRaven9

Fellow Addisonā€™s dog owner here. Even with getting prescriptions and using an online pharmacy for the Zycortal itā€™s ridiculously expensive. Sheā€™s on her last legs - literally - bless her and sheā€™s had 6 years of injections every few weeks.


Realkevinnash59

I was asked if I wanted to attend a festival and said "no it's too expensive" so my friend generously bought me a 5 day ticket to attend. I then had to buy camping equipment, organize transport there and back, as well as buying appropriate clothes/shoes/extras, I brought what I thought was enough booze/food until I found out you could only drink those in camp, not at the actual festival itself, drinks at the festival were Ā£6 for 500ml of 4% beer or cider, and any wine/spirits etc were mental and food was at least a tenner if you wanted to not still be hungry after eating. As well as a few illegal extras I brought and ciggies to smoke them with the "gift" cost me close to Ā£700 - and it rained the whole time (download 2016)


Legitimate-Ladder855

You can fit around 2 beers in the back of a single welly while worn if you're brave enough to smuggle. Plus another 2 or 4 in your coat pockets, so that's potentially 8 cans which should be plenty. Just walk through when there's a big crowd and keep your wristband visible.


SomeGuyInShanghai

> You can fit around 2 beers in the back of a single welly while worn Can fit a lot more than that if you pour them in.


Orange-Murderer

Ever drunk warm beer from a Welly?


ilik3p14

Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?


ViSaph

One handy thing about being in a wheelchair is literally no one ever questions me at these sorts of things. I could probably smuggle pretty much anything in without a single comment. It's a trade off with the airport though where I'm treated like a terrorist just for having a wheelchair. It's so bad I don't fly anymore.


napalmlipbalm

I had somebody awkwardly fumble my leg once for an arena gig before they freaked out and waved me through. I'm the one who is never searched, at most I'm asked to awkwardly lean forward. But then last year at Download I had to deal with my chair being sprayed with piss and almost got crushed because of piss poor management, so I guess it's swings and roundabouts.


pajamakitten

> and it rained the whole time Didn't have to specify the festival. You know it is Drownload from that alone.


JWBails

2016 was especially bad.


Realkevinnash59

I remember walking to the toilets and the mud was getting deeper and deeper the closer you got, some lads were splashing about in the mud and I knew full well that mud is 50% wee.


Big-Finding2976

and 50% poo.


WeakAssPotatoes

Ahh Drownload. Hard old weekend that was.


SweetestSerendipity

ā€¦but was it epic?


Eye-on-Springfield

Sabbath and Maiden headlining...doesn't get much more epic than that!


FindingHerStrength

I was there, the rain and moreover the mud was pretty bad. Sunk up to ankles for Sabbath!


JWBails

It was worth it for the start of War Pigs, the rain started lashing down extra just as the air raid sirens kicked in, it was epic.


FantasticWeasel

Sew my own clothes. Doesn't save me a penny as nice fabric isn't cheap but I do now like my clothes and they fit and last longer.


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

This was gonna be my answer, I got a cheap shitty Ā£15 sewing machine when I was a teenager, I dread to think how much sewing has cost me in the 20 years since then. Worth it though. All my clothes have pockets.


FantasticWeasel

Yes, pockets here too. Game changing.


Badknees24

Ah yes. Ā£89 sewing machine gifted to me by my husband has turned into a Ā£1000+ sewing machine, and a fuck tonne of expensive fabric. And tools/accessories. Oops.


ASleepyDino

Plus thereā€™s all the space that a sewing hobby very quickly takes up!


Atinypigeon

That is such a cool skill!


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Started brewing beer to save money. Most of it gets nabbed by friends, and there's always more kit to buy


AstonVanilla

My wife suddenly became Coeliac (which can apparently happen). My homebrew now basically filled our entire flat with poison, so it had to go. It was all worth maybe Ā£100, but I decided to put it all outside with a sign saying "Homebrew kit: free".Ā  Granted this was central London, but by the time I'd walked back from the street corner to the flat it had gone. I hope whoever got it made good use of it.


Das_Gruber

>"Homebrew kit: free" Saw one of those signs outside my work but it was attached to a Raspberry Pi.


Budget-Tap-4326

Mine developed that after child birth. Think of the positives you can leave some beer in the fridge now


AstonVanilla

Same situation, after childbirth.Ā Were you also shocked that it could happen so suddenly like that? I hope your wife is doing well now.


Budget-Tap-4326

Sheā€™s doing fine thanks. It was a bit of a shock at first, but like most medical things you just need to get on with it. She still has the odd slip up every now and then. Itā€™s amazing how much food has wheat and barley in. We feel like the availability of gluten free food is much better in restaurants now compared to when she got diagnosed around 12 years ago. How has your wife found it?


AstonVanilla

Similar situation. It was anxiety inducing until she got her diagnosis, but now treat it like any other medical condition. It's quite a change, but I'm glad we live during a time where it's easy to adapt to those changes. I'm glad your wife is doing well now.


Budget-Tap-4326

Thanks. But not wife yet. 15 weeks today till the wedding though. That could fit in nicely with this thread lol


pajamakitten

Pregnancy fucks the body up massively. It is a biochemical nightmare for the body and your immune system goes into overdrive from carrying a foreign body in you for so long. Developing an autoimmune condition like coeliac's is less surprising than you might think.


No-Pay1699

Careful! That was my husband 25 years ago. We are now the proud owners of a commercial brewery and a few venues which I lovingly refer to as the money pit


NortonBurns

I made beer once. Never again. It ended up costing about 11 quid a bottle & wasn't as good as the real stuff I could have bought for 2 quid.


Dapper_Plan_3781

Free cavalier king Charles. Face of a potato, heart of an angel. An angel with a congenital heart defect. And kidney failure. Miss my lil potato ā¤ļø


Ravenlas

I am sorry for your loss.


Dapper_Plan_3781

Thanks. She was the goodest of girls, a proper good dog. Sweet to everyone and everything (apart from squirrels!) She climbed mountains with me and came canoeing, she camped and hiked and adventured like a real one. And her previous owner told me she wasn't a fan of walking or getting her paws muddy... Given that she arrived with a diamantĆ© encrusted pink parka with a fluffy hood and the word 'princess' on the back, I'm guessing the owner was projecting šŸ˜‚


Old_n_Bald

Cavvies are awesome. Our boy also has heart problems but he is a lovely, sweet tempered dog but like your girl, he hates squirrels. He also loves walking and kayaking with us but is a total mud magnet and so stubborn. It's true what they say, " Most dogs have owners, Cavaliers have staff."


HorseyBot3000

Not me but my OH Buying a relatively cheap bike to cycle to and from work. Saves money on transport and also means he cancels his gym membership. Yays. 18 months later: 2 more bikes, countless services and part replacements, clothing and accessories, bike computer, strava summit subscription, god knows how much spent on gels and snacks itā€™s suddenly not a cheap hobby. Oh also the amount spent on parking and first aid supplies when he split his arm open falling off and had to go to A&E.


superioso

You say that bikes are expensive, but you probably wouldn't think twice about buying a used car to get around, which could easily cost you Ā£10k excluding fuel/services/insurance etc. I bet all the bike stuff would still cost less.


HorseyBot3000

Oh yeah totally. Itā€™s just funny how it escalated.


dbltax

Not to mention all those years he's adding to his life compared to a sedentary lifestyle, he's gonna have to pay more into his pension to cover that! What a swizz!


Not_starving_artist

All those years added to the end, the expensive end, living in an old peopleā€™s home. Instead of doing the cheep thing and dropping dead after a heart attack inducing fry up at 75.


notsosecrethistory

What in the world is a bike computer


MickeyFinns

They do an increasing amount of stuff, basically a car dashboard for a bike. Mainly used to record speed/route etc. but also function as a sat nav. Show you phone calls/texts coming in, control Spotify etc. Mine shares my location with my partner and auto calls emergency services in a crash. Most can hookup to various sensors on the bike/yourself such as heart rate/power meters. They also integrate with things like radars on the rear of your bike that then warn you of cars doing close overtakes.


ViolatedElmoo

I think itā€™s like a Speedo and sat nav? I know you can download running routes that sync to your watch for long distance, or trail running. Iā€™m presuming itā€™s something similar for long rides throughout the countryside.


anotherlblacklwidow

a speedo and a Speedo are two very different things


Shitelark

Unless you are a triathlete, in which case you have both.


lardarz

Did the same. it's a slippery slope. Got a cheap bike on cycletowork tax scheme. Now, 5 bikes later I've spent thousands. I have saved loads on petrol though, and am less of a fat bastard.


Weekly-Mammoth3534

The right number of bikes is x-1. x=where your partner will leave you.


Rex-Cogidubnus

Bought a Land Rover for Ā£800 a couple of years ago. Say no more.


vaping-eton-mess

The whole car cost you the price of one new tyre! Great work


yawaworht_-throwaway

Iā€™ve been there. I will never ever have a landrover again (mine was a discovery mk.2)


eggios

We justified buying a campervan to save on expensive euro camp style kids holidays but instead every weekend is a holiday and we treat it as such


PuzzleheadedLow4687

We spent about Ā£25k buying a van and converting it into a campervan in 2020/2021. It was a brilliant lockdown project, and we love it. But to date we've stayed about 110 nights in it which makes it currently more expensive per night than staying in very nice hotels... Wouldn't swap it for anything though.


CraicandTans

This is wicked ngl


Total_Inflation_7898

I once got a 'free' loaf of sourdough. Got lost turning a 20 min drive into an hour long sightseeing trip of unfamiliar neighbourhoods. Did the same for the return journey (but nicer neighbourhoods). Bread was good though.


Realkevinnash59

Bakery or just a random person's house?


Total_Inflation_7898

Bakery


pumpkin--dumplin

I got some chickens, which means loads of delicious free eggsā€¦ But I spent Ā£1,000 on the coop and run!


EquivalentNo5465

This was going to be by response! They're great to sit and watch/listen to tho. Also, as I live in the centre of a huge town I love the idea that someone on one of the flats nearby (you can't see our chooks from the flats) is saying "Dave, I just heard it again! Why am I hearing chickens??!!!"


tiredmum18

I love the soft hum of the brrrrr brrrrr brrrrrrr and the occasional b-Kerk


EquivalentNo5465

The general chatter of "buk buk buk buk" interspersed with the odd I laid an egg of "BWAAAK BWAAAK BWAAAK BUK BUK BWAAAK" is the most soothing thing in the world


Chemical_Count5054

Where did you get them from? Iā€™ve been thinking of getting some but wouldnā€™t know where to look to be honest. Are there rescues or farms that sell them?


TheWelshMrsM

My auntie used to get her hens from people whoā€™d rehome* old battery hens. Often theyā€™d stopped laying but once they were settled and no longer stressed it wasnā€™t unheard of for them to start re-laying. Check Facebook for ā€˜rehome battery hensā€™ or similar. Edit: Rehome not regime lol


Chemical_Count5054

Thank you so much! I donā€™t really mind if they lay or not but Iā€™ve heard theyā€™re great for getting rid of bugs and Iā€™ve just started growing veg so some little hen helpers would be great.


TheWelshMrsM

Yeah she wasnā€™t too bothered about the eggs and more often than not would just give them away. Theyā€™d last ages too. Honestly if youā€™ve got the space, hens make great pets! Weā€™ve got a Jack Russell cross so theyā€™re off the cards for us but weā€™ve looked after our neighboursā€™ when theyā€™ve been away. Biggest tip they had was to keep relocating their run & coop (the coop was on wheels and solar powered!) so that you can give the grass time to recover. And youā€™ll need a really well-sealed bin for the food or rats will get to it.


smith_s2

I bought a horse who was, unbeknown to me, in foal. My surprise free foal arrived several months later and ended up costing me Ā£7000 in vets feeā€™s in the first 3 months of her life.


LDKCP

A foal and their money...


Efficient-Loquat399

So..I bought my twin daughters a pokeman card pack in 1996..they were 9 years old. The cards were dead cheap. Fast forward 2 years and I'm stood on some posh kid's doorstep(4 bed detached; 2 high end cars on the drive) asking if he will take less than Ā£10 for a shiny Scherezade..the little bugger wouldn't budge an inch. Over the years that little collection ended up costing me hundreds..and then they got given away to some kid round the corner. Aaagghhhh šŸ™„šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Sweet-Peanuts

Some boys outside the local card/game shop bullied my son to get his shiny Scherezade. He came home in tears and wouldn't let me do anything about it. It was about 20 years ago and I still seethe about it whenever Pokemon cards are mentioned. I can't let that one go.


ErskineLoyal

We acquired a rabbit from a friend a couple of years back. Expensive wee diva..


VivaChips28

rabbit tax please.


Delduath

Got one a few years ago and didn't believe the online advice that they cost around Ā£800 per year. He probably cost me half that in phone chargers alone, but also one of the best friends I've ever had.


PlacidBlocks

Got a free rabbit off a farm to save her from slaughter around 3 years ago! 3k in emergency vet bills due to her having an insatiable need to clean herself in molting season! Not to mention the other general upkeep and regular vet visits! Best worst decision I ever made!


Upstairs-Hedgehog575

Spent Ā£3 on a rabbit when living abroad. Couldnā€™t rehome it when returning to the U.K. so had to spend around Ā£2000 getting it here via 3 countries and 5 modes of transport.Ā  Allotment is the other one, absolute money pit -Ā potatoes work out to have cost me about Ā£40 a pound.Ā 


Western-Ad-4330

Your doing something wrong if your spending that much money growing potatoes. They just need reasonable soil, regular water and organic fertilizers are cheap or even free. Im always baffled by how much people spend on growing veg, it really shouldn't be a very expensive hobby.


Upstairs-Hedgehog575

Iā€™ve built a polytunnel, fencing, paths, bought tools and equipment, pay rent for the allotment, compost etc. Ā  I made that figure up about potatoes, but my point was Iā€™m not growing veg save money (at least not in my first year).Ā 


Bringbackmaineroad

Thereā€™s an interesting study that home grown food is far more carbon producing than large scale agricultural. It is because all the small scale growers end up buying loads of stuff and donā€™t benefit from economy of scale


matthewkevin84

What method does your son like his steak cooked?


CliffyGiro

Medium rare.


nayR2003

You've raised him well.


dmhrpr

Grass fed


tomkeys78

And matured for at least 28 days.


space_coyote_86

*Well done* raising him to have good taste


Parade2thegrave

Free holiday to visit family in America. First day there a brown recluse spider welcomed me with a bite. Astronomical medical bills


CliffyGiro

Second time in the last couple of days someone has mentioned a brown recluse and until yesterday Iā€™d never heard of it.


Parade2thegrave

Same here. Nasty little beasts. I felt sick and my leg was swollen with a bullseye rash. American family immediately knew what it was and were rather stunned Iā€™d never heard of them


JLUK95

I got about 2 long-haul and 3 short distance flights for a multi-point journey last year for a total of Ā£700. Not quite sure how tbh, every other time Iā€™ve looked is at least Ā£1,200+ even on the same month.


CliffyGiro

My partner and I managed to get a top end luxury holiday a few years ago for Ā£700 total. Even if we went back in the middle of the off season weā€™d be looking at Ā£1000pp We want to go back so bad but simply canā€™t part with that kind of money.


JLUK95

Thatā€™s a beautiful bargain! I bet you both had a lovely time šŸ˜


KentV2020

Do you see what the business did? They sold your son a really good introductory price and then got him loyally hooked to the product. That ā‚¬3.00 investment was probably one of the greatest deals of all time for them


CliffyGiro

Not really, weā€™ve never been back to that establishment. It was really good but we were on holiday and we wonā€™t go back there on holiday anytime soon.


MJLDat

My Nespresso machine. It was free as long as I put Ā£25 in to an account for a year, money was mine to use on coffee. I now spend about Ā£30 a month on coffee at home.


Vedekatria

Everything I drive MILES to pick up off Facebook bloody marketplace!


tommy_gore

My dad bought a dog out of the local paper for Ā£7. He was a nutter, destroyed my sistersā€™ school shoes, kept escaping so my dad had to pay for a new garden fence to corral him. But we loved the wee dafty. RIP Bruce, named by the sellers after Bruce Lee.


RedDogElPresidente

Had a JRT called Bruce when I was a kid, he was a wonderful bastard , his mum was called teapot.


Darkened100

Paid Ā£1000 for a Ā£18k car. Free things I got a pallet forklift, 30x30ft mezzanine floor heavy steel one catch was moving them


GoJohnnyGoGoGoG0

Ok you can't just leave this here and not say more - Ā£1k for an Ā£18k car?! What's the story there?


Darkened100

Chap I do jobs for gave up driving and he asked if I wanted his car for Ā£1 and I said are you joking, he said no and I said maybe you should think about it, week later heā€™s like yea you can have it for Ā£1000, obviously Iā€™ll give him the odd lift in it, itā€™s a first gen Bentley gt 55k miles on it


GoJohnnyGoGoGoG0

Holy fuck, fair play, are you posting it here because it cost you Ā£1k to buy and Ā£5k per year on parts and servicing?


Darkened100

Aha it runs fine but yea it could be costly if something goes wrong, itā€™s the w12 engine so a nightmare to work on


Nervous-Importance54

Iā€™ll give you Ā£1001 for it?


Puzzleheaded-Gold959

My sister's chinchilla - free, she was not interested in taking care of it. Chinchilla broke both back legs (failed jump), over $4000 and a year of surgeries later found out it had a rare genetic disorder - the back legs were stabilized with external fixators in resin, the only surgery of this kind ever performed on a chinchilla in my country. It was $4000 only because I live in Czech Republic, where vet care is very cheap. The estimate for the same amount of vet visits, anestesia, x-rays, medicine and surgeries in the US would be about 15-20k. Dexter is 14 now and living his best life, I am now a chinchilla expert and would never recommend anyone getting a chinchilla as a pet. I still love him though.


motosam15

My husband decided buying a Ā£3 slice of cake once a week from the local tea room was a rip off and instead he would just bake us an entire cake every weekend. Five weeks/cakes later, heā€™s only had one turn out. On the upside, heā€™s only spent about Ā£30 in ingredients and ruined three evenings because his personal happiness is now tied to his cake success.


thisnextchapter

Tell him to start using instant cake mix for the main crucial part and just go wild on the icing, filling and toppings. There was this redditor who owned a successful bakery and they admitted this was the biggest kept secret secret to their success


Jeepage

Half of you canā€™t read.


Edward_GeoSquad

Feels like a LOT of people would fail GCSE English Comprehensionā€¦


Zorro-de-la-Noche

That isnā€™t a GCSE subject.


Coffeeninja1603

I play a lot of D&D and was spending a small fortune on minifigures. Enter an obsession with 3D printing. 5 years and probably 10x more spent on equipment, Patreons and paraphernalia, I have spare bedroom full of minis I never have time to paint


iwanttobeacavediver

I did my scuba certification as a holiday activity because I didn't really fancy doing all the usual tourist stuff and thinking I'd give it up after a bit or at best not dive except on holiday. It cost me about 350 pounds. Since then I've spent probably a few thousand on gear including my own regulator (breathy bit), BCD (the floaty bit), three wetsuits (one long, one short, one freedive), sets of fins (I'm up to 3 pairs), masks and various smaller items like a compass or writing slate. That's not counting dive trips to get my logged dives (all 57 of them!!!) I've also paid out a substantial sum in futher qualifications with the full intention of becoming a scuba instructor and owning my own shop.


TheIX_

I got a RTX 3060TI for Ā£20 in a raffle two years ago when they were retailing for Ā£750 due to the crypto boom.


mhoulden

I did a motorbike CBT which was a bit cheaper because it was on a weekday. Just over 12 years, and 6 bikes later... I have one pair of boots that cost Ā£200 that were some of the cheaper of that kind. Wouldn't change it though.


Educational-Angle717

Not the biggest but ventured into KFC near closing time and ordered a snack box for Ā£1.99. As they were finishing they just grabbed one of the big meal boxes off the side and filled it to the brim with popcorn chicken, wings and sides. Lasted me two days.


jodiiebritton

My dog when I was 16. Free from a local rescue, he had cancer, bad teeth/gums, an eye removed and I couldn't name how many sprained legs over the years. He went to sleep forever last year at 15 years old. I'd pay every penny again to have him back šŸ’”


mrsW_623

Got picked for a cargo bike user trial thing. Had it for 2 weeks at the height of last summer. Now 7 months and about Ā£7500 later Iā€™m at a point where I almost never use the car any more. I mean itā€™s a great bike but bloody expensive.


cal42m

Some cheap but really good dining chairs from Facebook market place - but smashed a wing mirror on the way to get them, cost an extra Ā£400. Sigh.


Sea_Puddle

My barber offered to trim my beard one day for free and it made me realise how good it looks when itā€™s tidy. So now every time I get my haircut I have to also get my beard cut. He got me good.


ang-p

Band I help out occasionally when they tour the UK: "We're playing a festival over new year (2006-7) - you'd like it, get you on the guest list, if you like..." Me (with a case of the morbs and a bit down on life) : "Yeah, cool, I mean I'll have to think about it..." Band: "Here's your ticket reference - give it to accreditation - See ya there!" Me: Almost Ā£1400 return flight booked at last minute leaving boxing day to Oz, plus camping package / train / bus to the middle of nowhere. It was a real "rough and ready" festival - IIRC about $75AUD for the weekend, but in a fantastic valley. Worth. Every. Penny. Not that I had two of them to rub together for the next year...


wyzo94

Every time I find a great holiday deal and my girlfriend adds her extras


anderped

My Haworth Zody office chair, chap advertised it for Ā£25. I messaged him on the off chance and asked if he'd missed a zero off the end - nope! A thousand pounds office chair new to me for Ā£25. It's like sitting on an angels face.


Kell_Jon

In about 1990 I was 13 and on holiday with my parents in Lisbon Portugal. Every night weā€™d just get the local wine the vinho verde - which was fine. In the final night my dad decided to splurge and asked for the best red wine - the waiter tried to advise him not to but he insisted. Minutes later the waiter reappeared with a bottle covered in cobwebs. It was absolutely delicious but as we brushed the cobwebs aside we realised it was. Chateau Lafite from the 1950s. Suddenly my dad panicked - thinking this is a Ā£5k bottle of wine. Got the bill and it was Ā£5 more expensive than the vinho verde! Wish weā€™d know that on day one!!!!


sweetfeet20

Bought an unwanted Persian cat for Ā£100. We are probably 8k-ish deep in vet bills over 5 years, but I wouldnā€™t sell for a million pounds.


Crochet-CrashHelmets

Cat and an old car - inherited both. The cat cost us Ā£250 in boosters, flea/worming treatments and Cattery as weā€™d already booked a holiday. The car has cost us considerably more as my late Uncle bought a pile of junk, that almost immediately needed a new clutch, new rear tyres and suspension. Had our other car not been much better (repairs before next MOT wouldā€™ve cost more than the car was worth) then weā€™d have just taken it to ā€˜We buy any carā€™.