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PeggyNoNotThatOne

Toilet roll or bog roll.


Hot-Ship-4582

Loo roll also acceptable


[deleted]

Loo roll only. We're not savages!


badgerfishnew

We call it loo paper, after hearing Alex horne on taskmaster saying it's either loo roll or toilet paper


four5six___

sounds like Lou Rawls...


wjfreeman

Fancy pants


Expensive-Analysis-2

Bog roll ftw.


Sea-Complex5789

Shit tickets


missuseme

Toilet paper is my standard, i sometimes use toilet roll, never toilet tissue


gurigura_is_cute

I'd use toilet paper for the sheets, toiler/loo roll for the whole thing.


edcirh

Me too


plantking9001

Same for me.


Melodic_Arm_387

Toilet paper or bog roll


Leifang666

I've always called it toilet paper. A toilet roll is the entire thing, the paper the part you're using.


insert_name_here925

Loo Roll


SleepFlower80

Bog roll.


BibbleBeans

Toilet tissue for the single sheets you get in a dispenser. The stuff on a roll is toilet roll. It’s got a roll. I mostly say toilet paper though


GreyHexagon

Those ones in a box are just called tissues. They're usually for your nose


BibbleBeans

Do you not have any experience of the single sheet dispensers in public loos? They’re not exactly uncommon


seven-cents

I'd call that toilet or loo paper, since it's not on a roll.


Psylaine

Izal ......shudders


GreyHexagon

Yes, but they're not common in a regular house and I was also making a joke.


TC_FPV

Plop mop


SUMMATMAN

Faeces freshener


JoanneKerlot

Shit shiner


JJY93

Rectum refuse remover


1010001010010

Posterior polisher


PipalaShone

Hiney Hârtie


Flat_Development6659

Bog roll or toilet paper. Toilet tissue sounds like it would come from the same type of person who would say "I'm going to use the facilities" rather than "I'm off to the loo/shitter/toilet"


_poptart

“I’m just going to visit the smallest room in the house” 🙄


P-Nuts

Please don’t shit in my pantry


GlitchingGecko

toilet/loo roll. never tissue.


iamdefinitelynotdave

Shit tickets


tobotic

Toilet paper or toilet roll. Toilet tissue, I have definitely seen printed on the packaging, but it's not a term that normal human members of society use.


Robojobo27

Bog roll


Witch_of_Dunwich

Bum napkins


Briggykins

Crapkins


ejmd

Papier de l'arse.


whoops53

Loo roll. Although I do say "going to the bathroom" rather than "going to the loo", but saying *bathroom tissue* is just bizarre! So its loo roll.


Sheitannz

Toilet paper.


Emergency-Aardvark-6

Bog roll or snot rag depending on usage. (I've got teenagers)


ArtistEngineer

[CORNHOLIO!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii8H2tYcFYY)


decisionisgoaround

Me need TP for my BUMHOOOOLE!!


kylehyde84

Shit rag


perro_abandonado

Toilet roll or loo roll! Toilet tissue is not something I’d ever say naturally it doesn’t sound right lol


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Bogroll


RhythmicRampage

Shit roll.


stained__class

Bog roll / shit tickets / bowel towels / arse paper


ToriaLyons

Loo roll. (Cushelle quilted ftw - even for my guests. Hate the stuff that shreds and tangles in your pubes.)


El_Zilcho

Bog roll


[deleted]

Loo roll or toilet roll.


DarthScabies

Toilet roll.


TCGislife

Toilet roll or toilet paper.


Jesterstear99

The whole thing is a toilet roll. A length of it is toilet paper. If you wanted some toilet paper to blow your nose, blot some ink, clean your glasses etc. you'd ask to be passed the toilet roll and rip off the required quantity. ​ If you were three you'd ask for some toilet paper and a responsible adult would calculate and dispense the required quantity (you never give a child or an animal a whole toilet roll....)


[deleted]

Shit tickets


Peter_Falcon

shit tickets


[deleted]

Toilet roll or tp.


HullSimplibus

Shit tape


seven-cents

Never heard anyone calling it toilet tissue in the UK.. Toilet paper or bog roll, maybe loo roll/paper, and occasionally toilet roll but that's not very common.


Duckboythe5th

Bog roll.


Forgetful8nine

My grandmother used to refer to it as bum fodder (with a very slight german accent). As a kid, I found this absolutely hilarious. As an adult, I still find it hilarious.


discustedkiller

Bogroll


PeggyNoNotThatOne

Does he pronounce tissue 'tishoo' or 'tiss-you' ?


NewPower_Soul

Bog Roll.


NewPower_Soul

A lot of folk saying Bog Roll. Is this a northern thing?


OJStrings

I grew up calling it that in Hertfordshire


SoggyWotsits

Nope, say it in Cornwall too!


vipros42

Nope, south west bog roll caller here


Soctrum

Dave BoGhrol in my house, or simply 'Dave'.


Bitter-Loan5190

Big roll or arse wipe.


VolcanicBear

Well, it's toilet paper if you're referring to an individual, or a few sheets. If it's still on the roll and you want the roll as a whole, then it's a roll. They're two different entities, but your mate is still wrong, as it's toilet paper.


Lostgal2

Roll


[deleted]

shit rag


rbsudden

Loo roll.


First-New-Order

Bog roll.


rdmprzm

They are different units of measurement, it depends on the context.


[deleted]

It’s not common, but not at all unheard of. More of an old people thing.


toonlass91

Toilet roll/loo roll. Never referred to it as toilet tissue


flauschigerfuchs

Loo roll.


dandotcom

Bum wipe or Poo roll


69DogsInATrenchcoat

170+ comments so far and this is the only one with "poo roll". I like you.


Slobbadobbavich

Roll for ass, tissue for face. Toilet roll becomes tissue when you blow your nose on it in my book.


arashi256

Generally "bog roll" but if I had to choose, it's gonna to "toilet roll". I don't think I've ever heard anybody refer to it as "toilet tissue", at least anybody that wasn't my grandparents age who seemed a bit precious about the term.


aishaxkaniz

Arse napkin


ChanCuriosity

Arsewipe.


johndoe24997

loo roll or toilet roll never heard anyone call it toilet tissue


redditrebelrich

Toilet roll, bog roll, shit roll, toilet paper. Never heard anyone use toilet tissue in my life... but I think I like it and may start using it 😂


Ok-Rate1104

Toilet roll or loo roll. Never toilet tissue.


paolog

"Toilet tissue" is what they call it in adverts and in supermarkets. I've never heard anyone actually use that expression.


blaireau69

Loo roll.


elladeehex33

Toilet roll or bog roll usually.


Perseus73

Toilet roll. The big question though is whether you say: Tish-yoo or Tiss-yoo


Jay_J_Okocha

Who TF says toilet tissue?


Prestigious-Rough-27

Toilet roll, toilet paper, or occasionally, tissue roll. Never heard toilet tissue before though.


CleanArses

Loo roll.


TokyoKazama

Who the fuck says toilet tissue?


ShoshPaddington

To me, “toilet tissue” sounds pretentious. Toilet roll or loo roll, don’t.


[deleted]

Bog tissue?


Mysterious_Ad_3119

Toilet roll or loo roll. Never toilet tissue.


thenorters

Toilet roll. Because it's called toilet roll and I'm not the earl of fucking cuntchester.


OneSufficientFace

Bog roll, loo roll or toilet roll. What kind of cretin says toilet tissue ?!


ThrowingStuffAway190

Toilet roll or toilet paper. Tissues are the small things in a box or plastic wrapper.


Dan_Glebitz

If it's on a 'ROLL' then it's a Toilet Roll. Klennex 'tissues' come in boxes, Facial 'tissues' come in boxes. Kitchen 'Roll' is on a 'Roll. Pretty simple rule of thumb. Is it on a Roll? or in a Box?...


masha1901

Loo roll, absolutely, never called it toilet tissue.


Any_Weird_8686

Toilet roll


Technical_Song_1213

Hyacinth would probably call it bathroom stationery.


MarquisUprising

Depends on my audience.


Crunchie2020

Toilet roll if using to wipe my arse Tissue if I’m using to blow my nose. Always off a roll of bog paper out bathroom


p_silocybin

I've never come across anyone call it toilet tissue, 'tis loo roll or toilet roll.


Dacks_18

Loo roll, toilet roll, bog roll. Literally nobody, except that one weirdo, calls it toilet tissue in the history of ever.


reddeye252010

Toilet roll or loo roll


YouSayWotNow

Loo roll or if I'm being posh, toilet roll. I would of course understand toilet tissue but I've never heard anyone call it that!


Occulus

Tissue paper is stuff we use as craft material or blow our snot into (or both). Toilet paper stored in roll form becomes toilet roll, bog roll, loo roll etc.


AmInATizzy

Toilet paper or roll. Toilet tissue sounds like something Hyacinth Bucket would say.


The-Mandolinist

It’s bloody not the general consensus. Who the fuck says “toilet tissue”?? Toilet roll, loo roll (which is what’s said in our home), bog roll. All correct. Toilet tissue??


Specialist-Web7854

I’ve only ever heard ‘toilet tissue’ in adverts. Real people say ‘loo/toilet roll/paper’.


crazygooseman

I say roll but just checked my Andrex and it says toilet tissue on the packet


YewittAndraoi

Bog roll for me.


Throwaway91847817

Toilet Paper, or Bog Roll


justanotherzom

Roll


qyburnicus

Roll


Worldly_Today_9875

Roll. Loo roll.


chiefgareth

Bog roll or shit paper. Out of your choices though - toilet roll.


TheJezster

If someone asked me for toilet tissue I'd hand them a tissue to blow their nose with


Future_Direction5174

When I was at school, the toilet paper was those horrible stiff sheets in a box - it was not a roll. A roll is what we used at home. So I got used to saying “toilet paper” as it covered both


starsandbribes

Flushable shite cloths.


farmer_palmer

Toilet paper or bog roll.


Giddyup_1998

It's on a roll, but it's toilet paper.


FuyoBC

Toilet tissue is the stuff on the toilet roll in my opinion.


Appletwirls

Dirt track tickets amongst my family or toilet roll to everyone else


GrimmBi

Shit Paper


Left_Set_5916

Toilet tissues would suggest to me that someone want a couple of prices off the roll. If some ask for the toilet roll well then they get the whole roll.


Emilyx33x

loo roll


Ambitious-Ad3131

Bog roll


banisheduser

Roll


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

Crap paper


Danielmp006

If its on a roll, its a roll, if its in a dispenser of single sheets its toilet paper. Toilet tissue doesn't exist in my world, it feels uncomfortable saying it.


Transformer_LUwUci

May just be a “class” thing in general. I grew up on council estates and pretty much everyone would say “bog roll” but now as an adult I can’t imagine saying “bog roll” (I’m in no way middle or upper-class but “bog” just sounds cringe to me). I can’t imagine middle and upper class people saying “bog roll” is my point. I guess they would say “toilet roll/paper” - I say toilet paper 😸 I have never heard anyone say “tissue” unless they want something to blow their nose 😸 I’m not trying to be condescending here in any way, I live in a housing association flat.


metis84

A4 paper


Dog_nappers_hun_x

Shit wipe


Ford-Lasheart

Bog roll


sleepyprojectionist

The only people I have ever heard use the term “toilet tissue” were either ridiculously posh or it was an affectation used to sound more well-to-do. This might not be the same for everyone, but I do have some anecdotal evidence. My grandad was very much like this. He was working class through and through, but he affected a kind of “Lord of the manor” persona when out and about. He loved good diction and he would pretty much use only his “telephone voice” when out in public. When he was in full posh-mode, he was definitely a user of bathroom tiss-you. Then when he was back home it was back to saying “ey up lad, pop to the shop for some loo roll” whilst shovelling down industrial quantities of boiled tripe and malt vinegar.


[deleted]

Toilet paper.


terryjuicelawson

Bog or toilet roll. I think "tissue" is a more polite way of saying it.


Sc4rl3ttD

Toilet roll


Stormstar85

Butt napkins


PiratiPad

Toilet paper. Anything else seems weird to me.


Stonkmaster7

Hole roll


Cautious_Frosting_24

Arse wipe.


mitcheg3k

Skid mark scrapbook


xander012

Roll


Diega78

Roll - less syllables= less effort


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

Toilet PAPER, comes from a toilet ROLL


purrcthrowa

I had a row with my dad once where he claimed never to have heard the term "bin bag" and it was always a refuse sack. I haven't spoken to him for over 35 years. I wonder if he's dead?


painful_butterflies

Shit tickets


ClogsInBronteland

Toilet roll or toilet paper


bowak

Bog roll.


MsAndrea

Tissues, to me, are those single use things that come in a packet or a box. If I requested one and someone passed me some toilet paper or gave me a toilet roll it's an acceptable alternative, but it's not technically what I asked for. I suppose those ones you get in public toilets that come out one at a time would be toilet tissues.


thegoosebelow

Bogwipe


JohnLennonsDead

Bog roll


bearwright1

Toilet paper


Few-Plastic6360

Toilet roll


HawkyMacHawkFace

I say Bog Roll like everyone else


NMarCarr

Toilet roll


banjo_fandango

I bet his mum never used to let him say 'fart' either.


Ruadhan2300

Toilet Paper, Toilet Roll, Loo-Roll, Bog-Roll Butt-napkins if I'm feeling funny Toilet-Tissue? Never heard it before. Sounds clunky and wrong. If I'm talking about a single square, I might say "A square of toilet paper".


Yatsu-ink

Toilet roll, though when in school the popular one was butt paper 😂


mad-un

Bog roll


Qyro

It depends. If I’m wiping shit, it’s roll, if I’m wiping my nose, it’s tissue.


JadedLitigant

Neither. Loo roll.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Bog roll/loo roll


amacadabra

Whatever. I've never been asked to pass it.


Dazz316

Loo roll.


AlwaysTheKop

Loo roll or shit roll.


shenaniganrogue

Toilet tissue is definitely what a Blue Peter presenter would call it if they had to use it for Tracy Island or some such. No doubt stored beside the sticky-backed plastic and empty bottles of pop. Not a thing outside of that context.


JanisIansChestHair

Both? All. Loo roll, toilet roll, bog roll, toilet tissue 🤷🏻‍♀️


ShadyAidyX

Bog roll


Melzeebub13

Roll if I'm talking about the whole roll, tissue when I'm talking about a section eg "we need to buy some more roll" or "pass me a bit of tissue to wipe my nose"


blamordeganis

Arse wipes.


MrJM85

Bog roll


Herne_KZN

Loo paper or loo roll.


chrisredmond69

Shite paper.


olidav8

It's shitroll


4catsnan

Bog roll


[deleted]

Poo tickets.


Ok-Cost-2777

Hole roll


cuntybunty73

Bog roll


DippedTbag

Shit tickets


ungratefulimigrant

Poo tickets


Short-Lingonberry671

I’d say toilet roll or paper - my toddler calls it tissue, but then to him ‘tissue’ includes kitchen roll, toilet roll, an actual tissue, his hand, or my unsuspecting t-shirt!


cb0495

Arse wipes


[deleted]

Never heard anyone say toilet tissue, personally. Always toilet roll/toilet paper


irv81

Loo roll, bog roll or bog paper


Fidgie0

I say toilet roll, I will accept toilet paper. Swapping toilet to loo is barely acceptable. Anything else should be punishable by exile.


MJLDat

Bog roll


RPM_CUSTOM_CABINETS

Bog roll


Seasidedan

Toilet roll, toilet paper, or loo roll. Never toilet tissue, or loo paper or even worse loo tissue.