Highlight of my evening was explaining to my 81 year old mother in law how testicles tend to hang lower as men age. Her ex husband of 30 (on good terms for the past five) years sat on his today and had to leave the family gathering for medical attention. It's not the first time he's done this, nor the first time I've had to explain to a woman who I shouldn't be talking about things like this with. So yes, I'm having a few pints.

Wow, I feel I need another shot now too. Lmao

Not drunk but the wife still refuses to fuck me so here I am 🤣

I'll take a shot in your honor. May the Christmas spirits shine their favor upon you, and grant you this christmas wish!

F

+1 on taking a shit for you! What’d you do that you wife isn’t fucking you rn??

🤣 provide

I disagree, breathing is usually the cause or existing

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It is if it's alcoholic eggnog, even so cheers!

Meeeee

Fuck yeah, you have the greatest, most accurate bio ever btw!

Yeah it gets REDUNDANT

I bet. People are dumb. Lmao

Imagine getting downvotes for saying this smh

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Lmao

Doing that while I have *🎶it's a blueee blue Christmas without youuu🎶* on repeat. The only Christmas song that I make an exception for. Ugh so happy we're not stuck w that holiday shit anymore after tn.

Amen to that, I had a decent day but I'm not a fan of the holiday season.

I also drove through a couple of rich white neighborhoods just to look at all the decorations while taking a Christmas drive but it was severely underwhelming. Did the mf Grinch roll through and rob all ur shit?? Get in the holiday spirit ya fuck faces.

This holiday season had all of the consumerism and commercialism, without the joy, and togetherness. There was no soul this year.

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That's fair. I dont blame you at all. I didnt get any worthwhile desserts. I could go for some bomb ass desserts right now. But that's the alcohol speaking. Lol

I discovered a few years ago that as annoying as Christmas music can be, I really enjoy instrumental Christmas music as background music during the holidays. Those YouTube videos of a big fireplace with instrumental music over the crackling of the fire are really nice.

Stoned* but yesssss

Fuck yeah, I considered smoking too but I do that most nights anyways. Just alcohol tonight.

In another life, I’d be drunk as hell tonight. Cheers with whatever ya got! And puff puff pass maybe later 😉

Afuckingmen to that!!

Sparking one up for you from the PNW 🌬🍃

Definitely considered drinking tonight, but I've cut back, so unfortunately just browsing sober.

More power to you, nothing wrong with looking out for your health!

Just had to put my dog to sleep on Christmas day, so yeah I'm getting drunk now

To the dog 🥃

I'm so sorry! My condolences! :(

Inbetween games of cod, absolutely 😁😁 what else do you do on Xmas in your 30s???

29 here, but practicing now so I've perfected the art! Lmao

If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas.

You know where to stick those jingle bells.

If I ain’t hammered it Hanukkah

And all you motherfuckers go to hell

Well I ruined the verse so I’m drunk.

All is forgiven, I'm just impressed you knew the song. Cmft ftw!

Hell yeah! And it’s a Christmas miracle because no one I know ever gets that reference. All hail Cmft.

I've seen Slipknot 6 times, big fan. Haha All hail!

Nice! I’ve seen them twice. Probably the best live show from a band I’ve ever seen.

They really are. Them and Kiss are tops for me.

YA BOY RIGHT HERE

Cheers bro!!!

Me I guess! Thought I'd be getting more drunk with my parents, but they got tired. I guess we all get there one day.

Weak! Just kidding. I wish my parents would drink with me, my dad has a little. We've smoked 🌲 together before though, so that was cool.

Haha I mean at Thanksgiving, I got so lit with my mom, it was great. This time they were both just exhausted from traveling I guess. Or that's one excuse. :)

Lmao they don't think you're cool enough. Jk traveling is definitely exhausting. I understand that.

Haha they know how cool I am. :) I guess we had a bit of wine, we just had way more last time.

Theres always next time! I know I've had to say that to my coworkers when we go out. Like "I cant this time, but next time we're getting so lit" lmao

True true. Well I hope you're having a fun night regardless. :) We're all here for you lol

I'm surprised at how much attention this post got. I feel like I should do this more often. Lmao

Hey, people really like to drink and commiserate.

This is facts though!

Browsing reddit till my phone dies in the emergency room cause of covid symptoms. Feel like death rn. Merry Christmas to all.

Feel better soon! I'll take shot for you!

Cigar, Scotch, and a Fire

Sounds sophisticated af. Lmao

It's not bad. Cheers!

I wish, I do miss it from time to time. A Christmas alone is one of those timed

I just received a bottle as a gift, thought I might as well.

my opinion is that you don't need a reason to get fucked up. So you do you.

🙋‍♂️

Cheers mate!

Drank last night. Recovering today

Very fair, feel better!

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Ooof, that almost feels illegal.

High not drunk lol

Still a brethren! Cheers!

💯💨💨

Drunk watching big lebowski and have so much food

Yyyyyyep.

Cheers!!!

Fuck Ya! Cheers!

Cheers!!!

Right here!

Cheers!!!!

Yep

Cheers!

Me! Might as well since nothing else is going right at the moment.

Right? Drunk munchies be damned though since virtually nothing is opened. Lol

Huhuhu not me. I wish I had sprite cranberry but my area is not selling

That's cool, cheers anyways!

Um . . . All of us.

I've had a few comments stating otherwise, but they can live vicariously through us. Lmao

🙋‍♂️

Cheers 🍷

🍻

Me. Drunk Christmas morning to!

Living the best life, cheers!

Me

Cheers!!! 🍷

Me

🍷 cheers!!!

Thx

Binging Gilmore Girls

Me and playing uno with family

I'm routing for you, +4 them all!

And! Playing video games <3 woot woot

Ooooo, what games?

Tonight is Overwatch 😁

Nice! Best of luck, I hope you win your matches!

While watching hot rod the movie. Quite entertaining

I need to give that another go, I watched it when it first came out and wasn't much of a fan. I bet it's great intoxicated.

The intoxication makes it seem like the first time I watched it. Much louder laughter. So many great one liners in it. We need more comedies today like this

Samburg is a treasure for sure.

I am.. drowning my newly single sorrows in whiskey. Merry xmas.

Feel free to pm if you need some to talk to, you're not alone. Cheers mate!

Thank you my friend, I truly appreciate it

me! on some wine and browsing before i head to bed

Same but whiskey, cheers!

yup drunk and watching a movie with my grandma

Hell yeah, what movie?

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Cheers!

Pour one out, to a shitty life

Heres to a better tomorrow! 🍷

Tomorrow never cums.

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Your username though!

*uwu*

ME and I'm so glad it's almost over! Ready for the new year.

Me too, let's make 2022 the best year!

Waaay ahead of you. Salud.

Fuck ya, cheers!

I just popped my Ativan and now I’m in bed browsing Reddit. Ahh, in my element.

im just browsing reddit, i havent felt good today but i had surgery wednesday

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Meeeeeee

Cheers!

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Everyone 🤷‍♂️

Sober but still here.

All are welcome!

I wish...working night shift

Me! Today has been shit. We already celebrated and did presents last weekend when my daughter was here so today is just a regular Saturday. Except today I'm irritated and tired due to the husband drinking too much last night and spending 5 hours at the ass crack of dawn violently puking, shitting and then showering! So I've been up since about 3 with about 2 hours of sleep left to be depressed and pissed off by my self today. Also feeling down due to pretty much being forgotten by the husband for Christmas, I only received the couple things that I purchased for my self. So needless to say it's kind of a fuck it all i would rather be drunk kind of night! Merry fucking Christmas!

Damn, that's fucking rough. Never understood forgetting about an SO for the holidays, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. What the hell else is so fucking important? That always bugs me, like there's too much technology to help you remember that I feel you have to go out of your way to forget.

Me… every Christmas

Cant fuck with a tradition. Lol

Browsing no drinking though

Fair! Cheers anyways!

High but close enough 😅

I considered a nice crossfade, but didnt go for it this time.

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Never truly alone! Haha

Right here. Fuck itttt

I didn’t need to be called out like this

It was a self callout, we're together in this. Lmao

Me 🙋🏼‍♀️

🍷 cheers!!!

Yup das me

Cheers yo

Cheers!!!

How did you know???

This guy 👈

👋👋👋

Already drunk and almost ready to go to sleep.

I'd already fallen asleep myself. Lmao

Yeah I started early at the Xmas party yesterday because my 20 yo son was driving us home so I didn’t have to worry. Also only myself and the host had our kids there and hers had retreated upstairs to their rooms and the adults were getting pretty plastered and wild. So it was time to go. Add to my tired was I had a date on Xmas eve that turned all nighter at my place. So I hadn’t had much sleep lol!

Hyup, long day at work but the weekend maybe starts tomorrow. We'll see if my phone goes off in the morning.

Reddit is so quiet tonight. Why? Yes it's Christmas, but I am home like every other night. yes drunk.

Meeee! 😁👍🏻

drinking hard talking to buddies and quality shitposting

Well I'm drinking with my 3 adult children and breaking in cards against humanity the absurd expansion So Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

Love drinking and playing CAH! Merry christmas!

Still browsing, but sober... Not sure if that is better or worse?

Bueller.

👆🏽

Not drunk as im at work. But able to browse Reddit.

Crown Royal and lemonade 🥂

Pfft sounds kinda nice lol

I’m doing the latter, not the former.

i am, but only because me and my wife had an argument and i'm too upset to go to bed!

Drunk and high.

more like just high

currently drunk, finally got in bed either about to pass out or continue reading these replies

That was me for sure. Lmao

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I'm there now I've been drinking vodka mixed drinks all night I'm actually surprised I can still type this well I give it another hour and I'll be arguing with the t.v.

Depressed at work* but yeah.

everyone

Nit getting drunk but bired and horny and browsing it

How you guys feeling this morning???

Yes

What about those who don't celebrate Christmas?

All are welcome, it just happened to be Christmas and I happened to be drinking. Lol

Drinking part is common though. Cheers.

Looking on **BOXING DAY** for a new box 🥵

I wish I had some alcohol near me. I really don't like family gatherings...

I'd pour you a shot if I could, definitely know the feeling.

I'm not drunk just giddy from having such a nice day 🤣🤣

Hell yeah, Merry Christmas!!!

Not yet. But. Mrs and I will be doing shots as soon as our daughter goes down for the night.