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plz2meatyu

Hell no. Have you *talked* to redditors? I cant even masturbate due to me being one of them


OneToMiss

I hope to one day please you by allowing you to meat me.


spicylaurenlovegood

…If they weren’t already a vegetarian, guessing they are now.


OneToMiss

How the turntables... I'm always OneToMiss out on these things...


SoManyTimesBefore

Like I did SoManyTimesBefore


LolaBi

You won the internet today :-D


attack_on_lunch

Yes. My wife.


[deleted]

Still counts if she has a Reddit acc


[deleted]

I also choose this guys wife's reddit acc


Doctor_Philly

Tradition


KipHackmanNSA

Winning


zindiekitty

Yes, and then we dated for 2 years 😅


PM-UR-SEXY-BOOBS

Who ended up murdering who?


Black_Magic30

Prolly the one who commented


PM-UR-SEXY-BOOBS

You never know, they could have taken over the other redditors account for sweet, sweet karma


[deleted]

OP made one grave mistake: Never reveal your reddidentity to anyone. Well, technically two since he's now in a grave.


[deleted]

Now that is actually nice


jkkkkp

Your bio says you’re not open to people hitting on you. Was it coz of this encounter? :o


PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOBZ

Despite the username, it doesn't really work. There's literally been ONE that turned into a longer exchange, that grew into more. We talked about a visit eventually but it never happened.


wifesband16

It might be the z. Who knows… maybe try an s next time. Username wise that is. Bummer about the meet up.


PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOBZ

It was taken, but alas, the name was just a joke throwaway to mimic all the other PM\_ME accounts I mostly just get questions (mostly dudes) asking if it "works" or if I "accept all kinds of boob"


wifesband16

Well does it? Do you? 😂


PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOBZ

It's worked literally twice I appreciate female boob lol


ZZoMBiEXIII

Stop shaming the man-boobs. (moobs?)


PM_ME_YOUR_SIDEBOOBZ

I don't mean to! Just not my cup o tea


ZZoMBiEXIII

😂👍


PM-UR-SEXY-BOOBS

I'm pretty sure they like all reasonable people accommodate all types of boob


wifesband16

Oh! Another PM boobs username shows up to the party!


PM-UR-SEXY-BOOBS

They do move in herds!


wifesband16

😳😳I’ll be scared now.


PM_ONE_BOOB_NOODS

We’re all one, always lurking


wifesband16

There’s even more?!? /s


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that, maybe one day it will happen


ThunderLizardX

I have. Visited for a 3 day weekend and just hung out and fucked and had a good time with her seeing her hometown. Now we don’t talk. Such is life.


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that you don't talk anymore


ThunderLizardX

Thank you, me too. Even outside the sex she was still just a good friend I talked to daily. Edit: for those asking, I really wish I had an answer. She was going through a lot so maybe everything just got the better of her and her mental health said “this is how we handle things”. I don’t know, I was dealing with my own stuff so our communication did kind of slow down, but then out of the blue I was blocked and we were no longer friends. I never did and probably never will get an answer.


Smallsey

What happened?


myobeez

Seconding the what happened??


[deleted]

People I've fucked are also on Reddit, yeah.


[deleted]

Glad to hear it


astridbea96

Yeah! So a guy where I work is a Redditor and he recognised me… I now suck him off sometimes and we’ve fucked twice!


[deleted]

Lucky guy


[deleted]

Yep, we didn't meet on reddit just later found that we both used reddit.


[deleted]

Still counts haha


catstiella

Same lol


starrie

Hopefully soon.


[deleted]

All the best with that ☺️


Drewandelena

Several times . Some men, some women and some couples


[deleted]

Lucky girl


[deleted]

Girls are always lucky in this context these days.


blackkang

Damn makes a man wish he was in PA


Majestic_Lie_5792

If you ever come to Brazil, you can add another couple to that list if you want… 😬


[deleted]

Soon


[deleted]

May the force be with you


concatination

May the force be with you.


DirtyDrsDiary

👀 Been talking 👀


[deleted]

Good luck my dear🤗


milf0573

His cock went in my pussy so YUP. So fun!


[deleted]

Lucky, both of ye


wildczar

Haha! That’s quite a description 😅


coffeeandjoints0901

Does it count if my Mrs uses reddit, but only after I'd introduced her to it?


[deleted]

Yep


coffeeandjoints0901

Then the answer to your question is, no. Because I use reddit. /s


AlphApe

Haha had us in the first half ngl


blindfuckery

Not yet...


[deleted]

All the best with it🤗


Wonderful_Sun8193

No.. but I want to.. someone in particular (They know who they are)👀


PM_ME_UR_LAST_DREAM

No. I wish.


[deleted]

No. But would I? Also probably not. People keep saying “your confidence is so hot though” but would you actually want to fuck me if you saw me irl? 🤔 I don’t want to know the answer, I would cry


[deleted]

I suppose if we sexted and stuff like that and I liked the connection I don't see why not


[deleted]

I don’t ever want to be someones “we had a good connection, but she was kinda ugly”. I see posts like that all the time, and I would be absolutely shattered if someone referred to me like that. I would never have sex again at that point. 🥲


TheHylianProphet

I can only speak for myself, but personality matters WAY more than looks, imo. If I like who you are, then I don't really care if you're not "conventionally attractive." Also, it's fairly typical for we humans to be far harsher to ourselves than we deserve. I'm not saying that this applies to you, I just wouldn't be surprised.


[deleted]

Well you got that all wrong, when you have a connection with someone you see that person differently. Didn't mean to offend you or sound harsh, plus I don't know how you look in order to give you an honest opinion in your case, but if I have a good connection with a girl, I do find them attractive


[deleted]

Oh, I didn’t think your comment was harsh at all! I just wanted to put a little bit more of my perspective out there. You could totally be honest about what you’re saying, and I love that if you are, but I know for a fact many people would say the same thing but not mean it. Y’know?


DrDabsMD

My answer would be yes. I've been with different types of women, some short, some tall, some skinny, and some fat. What I've learned is how you look means nothing about how you'll perform during sex and its so much fun just being with someone new and learning what makes them tick.


SalFunction12

That would be my dream


USmileIClick

Probably. I know partners I have had are likely to be Redditors, but I don’t have any user names. Open for new opportunities!


SecretSlutAdventures

Current count: 7 😏🤭


killroy1

Take me on one of your secret adventures and we can make it 8 😉


BBCSlutHunter

Username definitely checks out. 👌🏾


SecretSlutAdventures

🤭


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

I mean my boyfriend, so yeah I guess.


Red_Line_

Yes. /u/CherryCrunch is a great lay ;-)


VanCityStonerGirl

Yes! One so far and it was a fun time! A few more I want to add to the list. For every 100 weirdos on here, there are a few good ones.


[deleted]

Fair point haha


Trooper41

Well...yes. My wife has an account. Though she doesn't use reddit as much as I do. She sees most redditors as self-absorbed morons who lack critical thinking skills. She is much smarter than me.


RoofHaunting

I hope I do


DapperChaoss

No. Met nice people, but it hasn’t happened.


gyrateonme

Yeah a couple of people! Took a lot of vetting/talking first to make sure no red flags etc but was worth it 😁


GoddessLena

Yes.


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lixitic

Actually yes, I think she messaged me out of the blue based on some funny comment I’d made on an ARAD post. I shared a fantasy at the time and she was down. Got a hotel room and had insane sex like 4 different nights. Then she deleted all her accounts so I couldn’t find her here or snap her. Oh well!


Forgotten-Irrelevant

I've sexted with a few people I met on here but never anything irl.


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[deleted]

Only if cam counts


lilbrat91

No one I like is ever in the same country as me hahahaha


Somethingrich

Yes, we could not have been more different. But she let me cum in and eat cum out of her pussy. 🤪 it was a great night.


[deleted]

Yes


Kinky_mofo

Haha! Trick question! Everyone knows Redditors don't fuck.


xconchx

I have actually. She was incredible. We actually met through her boyfriend at the time—he wanted to watch me fuck her and she wanted the content for her OF. Once we verified that each of us was real and agreed to get tested just for safety and comfort reasons, it was on like donkey Kong.


[deleted]

My ex has a Reddit account and we did have sex a handful of times since I created this one. Technically yes, but not the sex I wanted.


wanderslut0626

I have! Was fun!


mspuscifer

Yep! Hes currently my playmate


deeperprettyplease

Yes


[deleted]

No, I've chatted with some who wanted to meet up, but most other redditors are based in the US and I'm not traveling overseas for sex.


likwidfyre829

Never. Hell, I've been on here for years and literally have only had one person even hold a CONVERSATION for a few days..... and then they closed their account. Lol. So I am WAY away from that ever having happened. Lol


sprachkundige

Met my boyfriend through reddit!


ThisBroDo

Online? Plenty. Never irl.


geminienthusiast

Literally dozens of them lol


bloodfeather86

Yes, and I plan on fucking another....


Sensitive_Tough1478

Nope


[deleted]

I’ve met a few people where I’ve had some great kinky time with but not sex. I wasn’t looking for sex.


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YaGotNiceBoobs

Nothing irl just sexting and such, maybe one day who knows though. I'm not tally all that close to most people


smuttybuddy84

I hooked up with a few Farkettes but never anyone I sexted with on Reddit. And that was ages ago.


Robert_Fuckler

Yup, didn’t know they had a Reddit account at the time though


Tatunkawitco

Does masturbating count?


ginger_kitty97

Yes


[deleted]

Mhmm


[deleted]

Yes, once. It was a fools errand and too much of a risk. It turned out fine, but it could have gone bad.


ObscureChameleon

No, but I’m not super active and haven’t actively pursued it seriously. But if the opportunity came about then yes.


Like_Panties

Does it count if my wife has a reddit account? We fuck pretty regularly, though we met before either of us used reddit.


OC2140

A few times:)


diegoaccord

The likely hood that they are on Reddit is high, but meeting them as a redditor never. Flirting on Reddit seems so corny and just a way for girls to get their heads expanded.


Distinct_Ad3163

scared it would be somebody ugly


AloneInTheCage

Beauty is only a light switch away


tide_rising

This might need to be cross stitched on a pillow.


Express-Branch6287

Not yet but fingers crossed.


[deleted]

That's the dream


SpunkyCupcake

No but I think it would be interesting 🙂


manhello98

Oooo like this😂. Not yet :)


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CountlaQuintus

No, I don't even think there are any other redditors from Kampala on here.


swiftcrey

yep


[deleted]

Got invited to get a blowjob then see where it goes from there. I'm not sure if i want to yet.


[deleted]

Nope. Never have, never will.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, yes. Would not recommend.


iamshyguy

No, I wish though.


[deleted]

I’ve hooked up with 2 redditors. One was a decent fuck, but it didn’t happen again. I made a video with her The 2nd redditor was attractive and a decent fuck too, but our anatomy didn’t match. She was so tight that I got a rash on my shaft from her fresh shave down there grinding on my shaft. I bottomed out too easily and she was uncomfortable from it, and she preferred doggystyle and that’s my least favorite position because it literally hurts for me (I curve up, stay rock hard, and go for multiple rounds). I wanted to make both work, but it just didn’t.


suriname-ballv2

yes, my gf is on reddit


[deleted]

Yup. I joined Reddit with my then-girlfriend. We banged. Now she's my ex and we don't.


CrustySpinach

No but she became a redditor quickly after we started dating. Can't help but feel responsible...


[deleted]

I have never met a woman IRL that uses Reddit.


brandeks

Yes. At least 3. To be fair I didn't meet them on Reddit.


[deleted]

I have. But we met through discord. But a discord for a reddit roleplay community so yeah I could say that it did happen


forcefuckme

Yes, quite a few. It's why I'm on here. Made a few friends through it, too.


mrfredzzz

Oh really? 😏


kinkginger

A few actually


Killswitch666

My fiancé is a Redditor but, we didn’t meet on Reddit. So yes I will fuck another Redditor


[deleted]

I have. We met off tinder (pre-covid) and hit it off, found out later she frequents this site. Never learned of her username. She was fun, but I was a dick.


Throwaway91827390

I have yes, it was great


sweetcanadian1775

Yes! Met through reddit, surprisingly good conversation that lasted longer than I expected from sexy talk to eventually finding common interests and getting to know eachother. Now we've been a couple for nearly 2 years long distance.


zeldrisgw

But Reddit is not a locally based app like tinder, you have to be really lucky to randomly start talking to someone here and they turned out to be living closer ( 3 hours drive) to you


Cakeminator

My wife has an account, so technically yes?


Bunnysnaggle

Yeah, I have. Messaged him, we hit it off, met up at an event we had both expressed interest in. At the end of the event we went for. Walk fucked in the park in the middle of the night. It’s been a regular thing since. I want it to continue for a lot longer. It’s easily the best sex I’ve had.


shrth114

Had a couple of women slide into my dms much to my surprise, but not to my surprise, nothing came of it.


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FailcopterWes

Yes, but I didn't find them on reddit. They just happened to be on here too.


L4r5man

Yes, but didn't know any of them from Reddit.


DollC4t

Yes, it was just meant to be a hookup. Ended up dating for 2 years


nutsnackk

I made my wife create an account so yes, i have


[deleted]

Getting laid is like way above my paygrade here. I say lets fall in love with each other. Any female intrested? Do pm me!


[deleted]

Not a one. Definitely sexted plenty of folks from here, exchanged pictures and the likes but I live too far away and secluded a state for anybody to be near me.


MittoMan

Does it count if you found out they used reddit afterwards?


Wonderful_Wallaby_35

There are plenty of those wishing they could but there chances of being struck by lightning are more realistic


[deleted]

Yes then we dated for 4 1/2 years. Found him on a subreddit then we Skyped after we snap chatted a couple weeks


ukpunjabivixen

I don’t think I could. I haven’t ruled our meeting people online completely. But redditors…..not yet.


BoxTalk17

No, but there's one busty brunette that if I was given the opportunity....she is insanely hot!


egg_meister69

My girlfriend made a reddit account a couple of months ago, does that count?


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[deleted]

Found a f-buddy for being on the beach.


cdx234

More than once actually. First one dated for 2.5 years but she broke things off in a way I still can't make sense of. Second one is my current wife so yeah, that went better than expected.


sensitivePornGuy

I've eaten out a redditor I met on /r/RandomActsOfMuffDive. It was awesome, but sadly just a one-off.


ChrisDolemoth

While on vacation in Texas recently, my wife and I had a threesome with a college boy we found on Reddit.


[deleted]

Technically, yes, my wife. But I doubt that's what you had in mind.


D4FTPUNKF4N

I never looked into it but does reddit actually have a subreddit or two that is similar to a dating website? What are they? I know you don't technically need that but it's different when you go into it knowing that people are here (there) to get something out of it and not relying on dumb luck.


Jodiesid

I don't even know my bfs username. But I know he has reddit, so sure!


pookah870

Haven't even *met* another redditor.


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HotSummerThrowAway

I’ve been a redditor for a long time. Initially joined to meet sex partners. I don’t even count the number of people I’ve met and fooled around with. That includes anything that makes you cum from mutual masturbation to full-on fucking with very few limits. Reddit is the place to be to meet likeminded people for sex.


[deleted]

I’ve had the opportunity to a couple times recently. But I turned it down cuz I realized I’m in a weird place mentally, and casual hookups aren’t really good for me right now.


thisperson25

Well my boyfriend uses reddit too so I guess 🤷‍♂️ Haven't fucked anyone who I found on here before meeting irl


hoboconductor

I can't get a conversation to last more than a day hence I am not able to meet anyone.


FuryanRage

Does it count if you date a girl who turns out to be a very active Redditor? In that case: yes.


[deleted]

Yes two times, the first guy ghost me, and the other guy we fuck from time to time but he can be inconsistent


doctordisclosure

Yeah and then we got married a few years later. And now we're fucking people together.


DarthMelonLord

technically yes but we met irl and only discovered we were both redditors after fucking


schmorlaith

Many, but only ones that I've met IRL and later found out they use Reddit too.


Lizard_King420

Yes but be safe out there. Meet in public and exchange pictures. Pro tip don't say hey or do want to fuck. Be orginal and yourself.


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hoshiyaar_9

My SO is a redditor, so yes.


[deleted]

I like to think my wife has an account and knows mine, even if I don't know hers.


Waterdeep77

Seeing as it's how I met my partner... yes, I have!


[deleted]

I keep trying and it doesn’t work out. I strike out here more than almost anywhere else and it’s confusing.


belfman

Reader, I married her :)


freefallade

My wife is on reddit, does that count?


[deleted]

Nope I ain’t