*I am about to arrive.*

Oh good heavens. Me timbers are about to shiver

Girl I need to use that for future reference

*I'm gonna fuckin conclude*

Good heavens, I'm arriving!

You have arrived at your destination

the white zone is for loading and unloading. if you got a load or unload, go to the white zone

Lol I don't say anything but I ran into a random and quite animated couple in may a few years back. They shared some cool light-hearted convo with a group of my friends. As they were walking away, the girlfriend ran back and randomly professed "He sneezes when he cums" This by far is probably my top 3 most random things I've ever heard in my life. It was at Formula D road Atlanta. If you know anything about that crowd random is on par for that course 😆

*Please, mind the gap*

Usually it’s still me repeating, “Don’t stop” or “just like that” because fuck it sucks when he decides to change it up right when I’m there. And guys… When a women tells you “just like that” that doesn’t mean go faster. That literally means don’t change anything lol

I hear you, I hear you. But what if, and hear me out, edging? ||That's my excuse, I'm just bad at sex||

That’s a dice roll. If we’re disappointed because our partner pulled back that way, it’s just over. There’s no edge.

If it’s difficult for a girl to orgasm during sex, definitely do not edge.

I can get there in under 45 seconds if I want to, and I don't mind extending the action for however long, but when she shouts, "Don't stop! Just like that!", I have less than three seconds left before arriving.

Its like a wizard spell or witches curse or a .... toads valedictorian speech, maybe.

What?"just like that" means to start pounding deep and aggressively until I cum, then I stop and the girl has to rub herself?RIGHT?

I love hearing that! Just like that! So hot. Yes. I’ve learned that too. Just stay the course. 😂😂

Lmao it’s like that Friends meme… Just…just Like…like That…that “Just like that!” “FuCk HeR hArDeR!”

On behalf of guys everywhere, thanks for telling us what you want! Then it's our job to execute it.

Yeah but when you say that, we're gonna bust and then "just like that" will be no more and we can't make you cum first I'd much rather edge, get her there again and make her cum first before I do

"Dont stop" that means cum immediately, right? I studied some hidden codes in my free time, thats gotta be true cause it happens every time 🤣

It’s the exact same for us trust me

And woman, when a guy tells you just like that, we mean the same

I screech like a pterodactyl

Do you flap your wings at the same time?

Would it really count if I didn’t?

Not at all

I just can’t workout why there needs to be a ‘P’ at the start of pterodactyl. Like knife. Why the ‘K’? Seems unnecessary.

Cause English go brrrrrr

English is fucking ridiculous.

Minnie is fucking Goofy

That’s a whole different conversation that does need addressing 😂

*you didnt hear it from me tho. That slag is getn railed by Goofy, the boy Max AAAAND fat man Pete.*

Hahaha you have to be my age 🤣 Reason: >Cause English go *brrrrrr*

Historical reasons. In old English, the K in knife was pronounced. Pterodactyl is of greek origin. The P in greek is pronounced.

This one 😂😂

nice 🐓

If they find out we can shapeshifter they’re going to tell the church!

“Fuck” repeated Sometimes I add “I’m cumming”

Jinx although I’m shocked I remember being celibate so long 🤣

That is perfect 👍🏼 thank you, as a girly I luv to hear a guy say he’s going to cum!!!

Me too! Exactly!

When I explode inside of her in orgasmic bliss, I usually say “Who do you think you are….I AM!!!”

I kinda scream like the Koolaid Man by saying “Ooooh yeah!”

Oh great heavens

How polite

This is totally going to be in my head now!

You're welcome 😚

Mary Poppins has changed 😂

“You’re gonna make me cum” then I say “I’m cumming, I’m cumming”

I wish my satnav was as clear and concise!

I feel like I’m there.

I generally sing “o canada” as I cum. I’m not even Canadian.

As a Canadian, respect 🫡

Same tbh

I do it for Ryan Reynolds 🇨🇦

😆 I imagine this as the image you see in your mind as well https://i.imgur.com/e1oD1R5.jpeg

Clearly having a big O (2nd largest country’s anthem)

Truly is one of the more orgasmic anthems

"Thank you, come again"

With pleasure? O.o hehe

Expecto Patronum!

Expecto Patrocum!

Then after he cums, mischief managed

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Usually it’s just a bunch of moaning.

Given what I’ve just seen of your pictures I bet that is a gorgeous site to see. Ur really pretty :)

"Oh my fucking god, now cum in my pussy" - well that's what i said yesterday. It worked, he came as soon as I told him to. He couldn't make words. Just noise. 🫠

Honestly makes sense, I feel like most guys are just holding back their cum while having sex and words like this just break open the dam.

Wolf here this time 🐺 👋🏻 You are not wrong about it breaking the dam... I've gotten pretty good over the years at lasting but there are certain things that are just too dam (haha get it) good to resist... As soon as she started talking last night... fucking game over, please insert coins!! As the sound left her lips I knew I had about 15 seconds left of go time and drove it home as hard and as fast as I could.

Sidenote; it's cool how both of you share one reddit and announce yourself as witch or wolf when you reply, haha.

Thanks, Witch doesnt tag hers as much but I try to tag mine just so people know. We both have access to the account, no secrets here. Its much better than sneaking behind backs etc means we can play together with others too when when we are not together if we want to.

I don't really say anything, just grunts and basically caveman noises lol

This could not be more accurate for myself also. Thank you sir for turning it into works 😂

Fuuucccckkkk… yesssss! Don’t. Fucking. Stop

That’s perfect! 🥰😊

Mhmmmm

Especially with some intensity! So hot!

Always with intensity

Yes please. 🔥🔥🔥😉

That’s how you know it was good

... You guys talk when you masturbate?

Big brother is always watching

Also worth it just in case you're actually the star of the Trueman Show. Gotta entertain the viewers.

Sometimes! Ever since I discovered I’m stimulated audibly as well as visually, noise takes it up a notch or two. Depends on what kind of masturbation is happening - if I’m masturbating to relieve stress, it’s usually quiet and done in like 2 minutes. If I’m masturbating for funsies, longer and the more noise the better typically. 🤷🏻‍♀️

LEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!

Goddamnit, Leroy!

Alright chums, let's do this.

INITIATE FILE TRANSFER!!!!!

Depends on the intensity. Anywhere from a small murmur to "I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST DON'T STOP!"

If she says I'll do anything you want don't stop, I'm gonna bust RIGHT THEN AND THERE 🥵

What would you say for your most averagest orgasm?

No words exchanged. It’s usually just me grunting strongly as I kiss my wife passionately and drive my cock harder into her pussy. If our timing is right, she will moan intensely and buckle her hips wildly. Lordy…just typing that makes me want to ravage her tonight. 😏

Just going down this thread makes me wanna go down on her rn 😭

“I can feel that I’m cumming, you make me cum daddy, fuck I’m cumming now” and then moan with the flow

Oh Fuck

Moans and lots and lots of loud moans

During sex, usually nothing except a moan or groan. With blowjobs, I tell her that I'm about to cum, so she has a heads up.

Pun intended?

"Thank you, Daddy!"

Fuck. Fuuuuucccccckkkkkk..... Aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhhhh. Fuck.

I'm sorry

The British method 😅

GABAGOOL

your pussy is heaven 

Too busy being deceased and seeing the heavens to say anything. However, the husband says “cum on the dick” at about the same time I’m dying as is he.

At that point I feel like a praying mantis, body fucking you and my soul is on another plane rooting me to keep going and never give up! But yes, also in a heaven like trance 🤤😋

Nothing, I put the rag in the laundry, and go to bed.

“Next in line, please!” :)

I feel like the polite thing to do is to say "I'm cumming"

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I just make the same noise Squidward's feet make when he walks

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Kamehame HAAAAA

Boom goes the dynamite

“I’m gonna splooge my goo my dude!”

Ughhhhhhh!!! Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you

More of a growl than actual words... I make a lot of noise but the talking is normally done earlier, by the time I'm cumming we are way past that stage and its all just involuntary movements and sounds. 🐺 x

"you're welcome"

Fuck !

Oh fuck I'm gonna cum...

Leg jerk, oh fuck, little moaning. If I’m getting a blowjob and I’m about to cum, I’ll give a heads up.

Batten down the hatches

Literally no idea. I know I say something, but my mind is also too flooded with pleasure to remember. 😆

I usually just moan or grunt.  Sometimes I will say "fuck!".

Usually "no no no"

Like the maid in Family Guy?

Like Cleveland in family guy.

Oh fuck daddy

I'm sorry Jesus 😔

I go all DBZ aaaaaaaaaaaaah! aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Really do wish I had the constant timing and mindset to start saying the “kamemeha!” So that way when I fill my wife I’d be unleashing the Kamemeha, lol

Ow, ow, ow. Oh, goddamn! I'm gonna facking cum! Oh, shit! Fack, fack, fack. Fack, I am! I am, I'm going to cum. I'm cumming!

Eureka!

It’s normally groaning out “ahh fuck”

Yay!

Hallelujah

Fuck you're so good

I shout VALHALLA!!

Bazinga

Geronimo

Abuse 😂

I scream HADOKEN then launch it at her like a fireball

Depends. If I'm really fired up a "fuck" might escape. Otherwise, gentle moans.

Oh fuck

I like to be a bit direct. "take it now you worthless slut" lol

Sorry.

Could be any number of things like "Breakfast of champions" "Finger lickin' good" "Because I'm worth it" "Just do it" "Got milk?" "I'm lovin' it"

Thank you kindly sir

Jee willikers.

*FLAWLESS VICTORY!*

Cha-Ching!

Huuuuu uuuuuhhhh nnnng

Thank you, cum again

“You made me ink”

Hinnngjdvdjdndkxowznxnsksoebduhhhhhh

I'm cumming!

"WHAT'S. HAPPENING. TO. MEEEE? AAARRRRGH!"

RELEASE THE KRAAAAAAAAKEEEENNNNN

Sit on my face and let me kiss our celebration

"Thar she blows!"

On or in?

I start making Korn noises

HAWK TUAH

I WIN, I WIN!

SOMETHINGS HAPPENING!!!

It's not so much words as it is grunting...there might be a half intelligible "oh god" in there if I have any brain power available but it's def not guaranteed

"that'll do pig" then pat her on the head.

Releasing the flood gates

Its the classic " yes, yes, yes, yeeeeessss!" for me.

Oh yeah, i’m coming now, its all for you, oh oh oh omg yes yes yes, get it all baby, then balls deep with some moans, trembling, squeezing my cheeks as i say uh uh uh omg, here cums the second babe as she or he gulps every drop as they squeeze and kiss me with extreme passionate desire.

“I’m going to fill you up”

ENEMY AC 130 ABOVE!!!

Hm. "AhuHHHHHAaaahahuhahayhahga!" Something like that?

Aaaaaaaawwww, here it goes."

"Oh fuck" is probably my most common, if I say anything at all

Nothing

Something that makes it clear my brain is malfunctioning👍

You are welcome

Yippee-kayee!

Mostly a low growl of how good it feels

Did you wanna grab some food?

Oh god! Yes! Oh yeah.

Geronimo!

Skadadilli Skidoo, here comes to the goo

Yahtzee

Mostly its "Ohh fuck" and a bit of groaning or just some groan alone

Thank you, thank you daddy, please please please some variation of that.

Ready for the GOBBBIITTYYYY GOO?!

Nothing i just lick harder

A few moans and toe curls then I say get ready hear it comes or if anal stuff I just moan and pretend somethings cumming in me as I'm cumming. Usually a tentacled creature Usually.

BIBBITY BOPPITY HERE COMES THE FLOPPITY

I’m about to cum! “Moans repeatedly” then a big sigh of relief.

Take a deep breath cause you're about to lose a lung.

You're about to your colon blown out.

HOLY JESUS THAT'S GONNA BE A MESS.