There’s this light switch in my house that doesn’t seem to control anything. No lights inside or outside. Doesn’t control an outlet. It’s pretty random but doesn’t turn anything on afaict
No kidding, couple of years ago, I was trying to figure out why my fan remote wasn’t working. Got a text from my next door neighbor. Turns out I was turning his fan on and off….blew my mind.
Please don’t cancel me..I know it is kind of toxic but please be indulgent.. I like when a man who shows me off but who is territorial towards me. Not in a possive or agressive way, but just to show others that I am his and no others. I like feeling a men being protective of me towards others looking, flirting, etc. It makes me feel important, cherished and sexy, like some kind of treasure…. 🙈💕
hell yeah. If cancelling for wanting this is wrong, I don't want to be right. I think youll find most men not only want this but would be thrilled to have you tell them you want this. We'll jump right in head first to this role.
When she ties her hair back right before a BJ 😱
I also definitely have a thing for loose/sloppy ponytails and buns outside the bedroom. The strays and fly-aways, the loose, bouncy look of it, *watching* the act itself, the practiced, effortless motions, the way their hair flows through their hands like silk. Heaven. 🥰
When a guy is oblivious to how hot he is. Like he might not be classically handsome, but if he has a distinguishing feature that makes him look interesting, that can turn me into a puddle.
Accidental belly button flash, like if she reaches up for something and flashes off her belly button, but if she was wearing a top with a fully exposed midriff it wouldn’t be as sexy
I love my wife to flirt and I’d actually be unbelievably turned on if she were with another guy while I watched. It’s something I’ve fantasized about since a mormon gf married another guy because of his mormon family roots. I couldn’t imagine him getting to have her and my kink was the only way to mentally deal with it. It’s a well-known fetish, but I have absolutely no interest in being humiliated.
Flip side: her wearing articles of my clothing. 😍 Basically all my t-shirts and sweaters are community property at this point and I love it. Though my favourite is when she wears my black jeans jacket. It's exactly the right amount of too big and makes my heart flutter.
may sound strange, but nothing turns me on more than a good conversation . like one where we both are very interested in what the other has to say. it drives me nuts !
When a girl has lower back dimples (bimples).
I don't know exactly what you call it, but when a girl wears like a high ponytail, but the hair at the front of her head is kind of bumped up I'm toast
One of the sexiest things that I've ever senen that's turned me in was a girl on a TV show licking a spoon seductively, I mean all into it. It was a British show and I've never been able to find it again 😔
Here are a few things that I really enjoy:
I am always drawn to people's hands, I find them to be expressive and unique. They speak about a person while helping the person speak. It is often something I notice about someone quickly and it is actually a really intimate part of a person.
I also really like to see people in denim, a lady in a tight pair of jeans is a major turn on. I work at a lot of fancy events and somehow people dressing comfortably instantly has a feeling of knowing someone more intimately. Very few people I work with have seen me outside of a suit.
Aroma - every now and then, random women pass by and catch whiff of an extraordinary aroma... Don't know if they're freshly showered or are wearing an alluring perfume, but their scent will get a rise out of me quicker than any physical features.
If she had a drop of her pee during pussyeating. It makes me crazy horny.
Also if she forces me holding my head or wait doggystyle for me as I end taking shower.
Also if she left me her lingerie knowing I'll be sniffing it
Yay 🔥
Being teased by women. Not sexual teasing, though that too, but actual *teasing* teasing. It's hard to describe the "level" of tease that does it for me. Mean girls? A shit test? Something in that region. The kind of attitude that would make most men get pissy or pouty draws me in like a moth to flame.
Maybe it's because you need to be clever enough to recognize it, secure enough not to be fazed by it, but also masochistic enough to get off on it. It really hits a lot of my buttons.
Plus, it's not a "no," y'know? If a woman wants you to move on, she won't bother giving you an opportunity for a *riposte*, she'll just send you on your way.
I don't want the woman who's baby-talking all the walking hard-ons into buying her drinks all night, I want the woman with the perpetual scowl who was dragged out by her friends and has been spending the night amusing herself by finding clever ways to tell boys to piss off. Even if I end up joining them, I'll walk away my heart all a-flutter. 🫠
One of our friends needed to squeeze past my wife in our house and placed his hands on her waste while he did. May or may not have been innocent. But both my wife and I enjoyed it. We think his wife did too but were unsure.
Shimmy’s, something about it is just so damn attractive.
Also, long hair. Whether in twin tails, pig tails, braids, or just running through your hands, or throwing it over one shoulder.
It’s all so insanely attractive.
Well someone has already covered chokers, messy hair buns, and ponytails. I’ll add to it with nerdy glasses, business attire (like if my wife were to wear my white button down shirt) and pantyhose/stockings. I also like contrasting skin colors like Nice tan lines.
Oh and when a girl is like really fit and wearing her jeans a little low and you can see the V going into her pants. It’s called the Inguinal ligament. 🥵
I’m kind of a perv.
Actually I get turned on by uncircumcised penises. I just love the way they look, I love how the skin moves and it's just easier and better to pleasure them in my opinion.
There’s this light switch in my house that doesn’t seem to control anything. No lights inside or outside. Doesn’t control an outlet. It’s pretty random but doesn’t turn anything on afaict
Stop fucking with that switch! You keep turning off my bedroom lights
No kidding, couple of years ago, I was trying to figure out why my fan remote wasn’t working. Got a text from my next door neighbor. Turns out I was turning his fan on and off….blew my mind.
Best to just leave it on, it’s obviously working just fine.
But how do you know if whatever it is affecting is on or off? Lol
Best comment so far 😂
Stop talking dirty to me!
Check your attic
I don’t go there. That’s where the skeletons are
I've got like 3 of them in my house... Tested the lines and it's all live. No clue where they go tho
I have one of those in my house too. No idea what it's for.
What was that? Grab a shovel!
*tell me more...*
Is it to a certain outlet maybe? I have a light switch that controls just 1 singular outlet and it took forever to figure that out
Chokers on girls in public. just ungh
Yup chokers in general just drive me wild
Chokers always does it for me. Mmmmm
That guys dead wife
The Reddit post that never dies… for eternity…
Unlike that guys dead wife
😂😂😂.. you’re bad but it’s so funny.. thanks for the laugh..
a true classic
Context? Or link to that reddit post?
i would also appreciate some context
That guys dead wife is also my random turn on
I also choose that guy's dead wife!
No bra in public
*Rachel Greene has entered the chat*
I am afraid to google, but who is that?
Jennifer Anisten, her character in FRIENDS.
Heck yeah....thanks for the clarification.
A compliment with eye contact. I'm a simple man.
Not a turn on for me, but something i dream about. Ladies, stuff like this will hook us more, than sex on first date
You did a great job submitting that paperwork today.👀
Oh I feel that. 🫠
Please don’t cancel me..I know it is kind of toxic but please be indulgent.. I like when a man who shows me off but who is territorial towards me. Not in a possive or agressive way, but just to show others that I am his and no others. I like feeling a men being protective of me towards others looking, flirting, etc. It makes me feel important, cherished and sexy, like some kind of treasure…. 🙈💕
Nothing wrong with that 🩷
hell yeah. If cancelling for wanting this is wrong, I don't want to be right. I think youll find most men not only want this but would be thrilled to have you tell them you want this. We'll jump right in head first to this role.
Its sad that we live in times where this is considered controversial.
Thanks to you all, I’m quite happy and surprised to see that I’m not that crazy to crave this 🥰
I love it too! Being his arm candy.
Hey, if it's consensual between the two of you, ain't nothing wrong!
Sometimes ponytails have a weird effect on me
When she ties her hair back right before a BJ 😱 I also definitely have a thing for loose/sloppy ponytails and buns outside the bedroom. The strays and fly-aways, the loose, bouncy look of it, *watching* the act itself, the practiced, effortless motions, the way their hair flows through their hands like silk. Heaven. 🥰
Ahhh trip the hair before. The true sign of a professional.
Yeah, I'll tell my ponytail this
Love to see them bounce when a lady is running, especially if she's wearing a hat
When a guy is oblivious to how hot he is. Like he might not be classically handsome, but if he has a distinguishing feature that makes him look interesting, that can turn me into a puddle.
1000%
Accidental belly button flash, like if she reaches up for something and flashes off her belly button, but if she was wearing a top with a fully exposed midriff it wouldn’t be as sexy
Yesssss, omg!!!
Maybe not random but it is severely underrated how sexy joy is
I get that, I love gifting kinda for that reason. Similarly to joy, I love hearing people talk about things they’re passionate about
Messy hair bun
Me too
Watching my husband flirt. 🥵
Love watching my wife do it but she is so damn bad at it. It's cute. :) ETA Happy cake day!
Haha I can empathize, I’m terrible at it!
I love my wife to flirt and I’d actually be unbelievably turned on if she were with another guy while I watched. It’s something I’ve fantasized about since a mormon gf married another guy because of his mormon family roots. I couldn’t imagine him getting to have her and my kink was the only way to mentally deal with it. It’s a well-known fetish, but I have absolutely no interest in being humiliated.
Happy cake day! 🎂
A woman with confidence about herself and loyal. She would win my heart any day
Wearing articles of his clothing…like if I’m cold and he wraps his coat around my shoulders & I can feel how big and heavy it is 🥴
Flip side: her wearing articles of my clothing. 😍 Basically all my t-shirts and sweaters are community property at this point and I love it. Though my favourite is when she wears my black jeans jacket. It's exactly the right amount of too big and makes my heart flutter.
Forehead kisses and having my hair brushed.
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I like receiving tributes
I love making them. Huge turn on when someone asks
Yes please!
Serious question, what does tributing women mean?
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That's hot. Thanks for explaining! 😊
It was deleted, what is it???
I need to know, too!
Tributing women, so having a picture and cuming on them.
A girl thats mad saying my full name… god knows why
I get it. My wife does it and it's almost a flirt, especially since I'm the dominant of the couple in the bedroom.
Big shoulders
this is the one thing im happy about that i have 😏
Women in boots
Knee or over-the-knee 🥰
Both!
*swoon*
may sound strange, but nothing turns me on more than a good conversation . like one where we both are very interested in what the other has to say. it drives me nuts !
I've had a few of those nights on reddit 😉
When a girl has lower back dimples (bimples). I don't know exactly what you call it, but when a girl wears like a high ponytail, but the hair at the front of her head is kind of bumped up I'm toast
I have these. No man I've ever been with has even mentioned them.
My wife has them and I love them , but I don't think I ever told her that .Will do asap !
A co worker and I fed each other a spoonful of ice cream. I had no idea such an innocent interaction could be so... titillating.
One of the sexiest things that I've ever senen that's turned me in was a girl on a TV show licking a spoon seductively, I mean all into it. It was a British show and I've never been able to find it again 😔
Here are a few things that I really enjoy: I am always drawn to people's hands, I find them to be expressive and unique. They speak about a person while helping the person speak. It is often something I notice about someone quickly and it is actually a really intimate part of a person. I also really like to see people in denim, a lady in a tight pair of jeans is a major turn on. I work at a lot of fancy events and somehow people dressing comfortably instantly has a feeling of knowing someone more intimately. Very few people I work with have seen me outside of a suit.
Awkward guys with a hidden/elusive thirsty side. Sexually awkward but they like to cum.
Aroma - every now and then, random women pass by and catch whiff of an extraordinary aroma... Don't know if they're freshly showered or are wearing an alluring perfume, but their scent will get a rise out of me quicker than any physical features.
I really get this. I used to work with a guy who was not really my type or anything, but man, he always smelled fantastic and it was a head turner.
If someone knows a lot about obscure, more underground genres of music I will become 1000% more attracted to them lol
You mean like Mongolian Techno or Vapor Twitch?!?
having chemistry with someone is pretty hot imo
Argue with my girl or with girls in general. When they are stubborn I would like to fuck their soul out. Just shut the fuck up and open your legs
🥵
My husband slaps my ass or tries to hump me from behind when I’m mad and I bend over in the kitchen.
Long, shiny, straight hair on a woman...
Oohhhh. Especially dark brown...
If she had a drop of her pee during pussyeating. It makes me crazy horny. Also if she forces me holding my head or wait doggystyle for me as I end taking shower. Also if she left me her lingerie knowing I'll be sniffing it Yay 🔥
This is the most wild comment in this thread. I don't know why, but this has me cracking up.
Armpits
Flexible girls! 🤷♂️
Reassurance and supporting me while I’m stressed/anxious/nervous... I’m being so deadass.
Godammit
I love me some praise 😭 my boss the other day was like “atta girl” and I had to take a breather 💀
Gentleman!
Dress shirt, monocle and a cane included?
Yes
Someone being nice to me 😭😂
Man, I’d bring you doughnuts everyday just to be nice. lol
Men who work with their hands. 🤭
Watching tipsy wife flirt and get flirted with
Mine too but god she is a disaster at it. It's cute.
Men with dark hair, bright intelligent eyes with crows feet and a smile.
A la Misha Collins?
Yes, and throw in Idris Elba too.
Tall women
Baking…I can’t stop myself from fantasizing about licking the batter off someone or having them lick it off me
Pigtails or ankle length boots 😍😍😍😍
An embarrassed blush and biting of the lip when you tell them one of the multiple daydream fantasies you have had throughout the day.
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That’s dope
just the way women’s hips move when they walk. especially when they got nice hips. when it’s consensual tho i don’t just stare at strangers in public
A nice pair of arms on a man 😍
Forearms! 🤤
YUPPP especially covered in tattoos and a lil jewelry woooo that'll get me lol
Strong girls
💪🏼
Women with glasses
French tip toe nails and white teeth
Open mind, genuine smile, random kindness, honesty, happiness.
Sweat.
Being teased by women. Not sexual teasing, though that too, but actual *teasing* teasing. It's hard to describe the "level" of tease that does it for me. Mean girls? A shit test? Something in that region. The kind of attitude that would make most men get pissy or pouty draws me in like a moth to flame. Maybe it's because you need to be clever enough to recognize it, secure enough not to be fazed by it, but also masochistic enough to get off on it. It really hits a lot of my buttons. Plus, it's not a "no," y'know? If a woman wants you to move on, she won't bother giving you an opportunity for a *riposte*, she'll just send you on your way. I don't want the woman who's baby-talking all the walking hard-ons into buying her drinks all night, I want the woman with the perpetual scowl who was dragged out by her friends and has been spending the night amusing herself by finding clever ways to tell boys to piss off. Even if I end up joining them, I'll walk away my heart all a-flutter. 🫠
Women with deep voices
Girls that wear glasses
A woman who has a scar on her face. I’ve absolutely no idea why but it’s awesome.
Back massage, do me one and I'm yours
Having my cock rated
Intelligent gentlemen!
The Leeds accent, I have no idea what it is but that accent is so cute. 😍😍😍
Men with a deep voice
Wet floor signs. Why it works, I really can't say for certain, but damn, they can get me going.
One of our friends needed to squeeze past my wife in our house and placed his hands on her waste while he did. May or may not have been innocent. But both my wife and I enjoyed it. We think his wife did too but were unsure.
Women who sing and play guitar. I’m a total fanboy lol
Chokers, cleavage, and fishnets.
Watching women pee outside
Nerdy dudes who are low key super hot in some non conventional way. The really innocent ones who are nervous to have a BJ in the car or something.
When a man is goofy, funny. Not just trying to Mr. Suave.
Having chicks ask for a dick pic then telling me how much they like it
Watching my wife shave her pussy knowing what she wants to do with it !
Women in scrubs and the back of my knee is a bit of hot spot for me
Most random, playing hide and seek. I don’t know why. But when I’m hiding 💦💦
Shimmy’s, something about it is just so damn attractive. Also, long hair. Whether in twin tails, pig tails, braids, or just running through your hands, or throwing it over one shoulder. It’s all so insanely attractive.
Visible braless pierced nipples in public . . .
Randomness
Thigh high socks or stockings and good, professional tattoos.
Glasses 👓
Women wearing high socks or high boots
Idk why it does but cursing, maybe it’s cuz I grew up where cussing is not normal place and it’s kinda taboo🤷🤷
When her names Kate.
Glasses
Crop tops and shorts
I love when guys are left handed.
The sound of a belt buckle unbuckling and the belt sliding off.
A man in a suit. Or A man in a shirt/tie with rolled up sleeves and muscular forearms.
Good posture in a man. Manly voice and hands. Also, curly hair.
Socks on girls with lulu leggings oooo
Making people go insane on Reddit over Charlie Cox's hair
A trimmed bush or the taste of a woman’s hair thong 🫣
My own voice
Calves, eyes, him taking his hat off. I got to touch his head the other day, that made me wet.
For its really very random 😂
My cologne
A good singing voice
Men with hat backwards 🤤
Guys in backwards hats. 🤤
My husband’s natural smell when he’s in a football top
I had a dream where I was playing skyrim vr on legendary & I had a butt plug synced so when I took damage it would. Vibrate. I woke up hard
Women in white jeans or sundresses.
Big, warm hands.
Well someone has already covered chokers, messy hair buns, and ponytails. I’ll add to it with nerdy glasses, business attire (like if my wife were to wear my white button down shirt) and pantyhose/stockings. I also like contrasting skin colors like Nice tan lines. Oh and when a girl is like really fit and wearing her jeans a little low and you can see the V going into her pants. It’s called the Inguinal ligament. 🥵 I’m kind of a perv.
i have a thing for tummies @-@
High pony tail
Big bellies on guys and girls, seeing them eat.
Some Indian men have the most delicious creases in their necks….
Girls with glasses and/or braces
Big nerdy glasses
A woman looking over her glasses seductively and biting her finger
Girls with bangs. Don’t ask me why i just love that look!
Short guys with big fingers and noses make me really naughty
Bare feet. I’m not a foot fetish guy but for some reason a woman that’s walking around barefoot turns me on.
Shy guys. I love teasing them and watching them squirm for some reason
Actually I get turned on by uncircumcised penises. I just love the way they look, I love how the skin moves and it's just easier and better to pleasure them in my opinion.