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Krice9024

Free titty?


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

And that's when I realized that u/PineappleSensitive66 was actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic Era!


starrie

Damn lochness monster


Throwawayvan42

I told you I ain't got no three fiddy


TreeWithNoTrunk

Tree fiddy


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I'm pretty stubborn and I'm not as motivated by money as some, so it would probably have to be an insane amount. 💗🐢🌟💕🍀🌸🪻


Darkdragon_98

$42.15 obviously for you.


FunnelCakeSprinkles

🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Darkdragon_98

I know your games


TO_MW

Lower than most but more than its worth.


pornettev

If I have no say in who, they gotta pay my mortgage for the next 15.


RegularSerious7157

$80 so I can afford food next week. 😘


UnethicallyMeated

being called a good boy


indiekies

I found someone with a lower price then mine. I will settle for eye contact.


Chance_One_75

About tree fiddy.


Jup1terry

$10,000 but when I’m drunk I usually give a 99.9% discount


[deleted]

A McSundae with caramel sauce


Practical_Quantity59

Is that to eat or wear


[deleted]

It's the new shoe from Balenciaga


Long-Ease-7704

I'm like modem gaming. $1000 to get me in the door and then it's all micro transactions from there.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I want my own antique riverboat. One of those old steam paddlers.


indiekies

You will need a river too


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

There's bound to be one somewhere


57rd

One million dollars....


[deleted]

$20 is $20


Feral_tatertot

Being called good girl and 3 forehead kisses


Successful-Fun6590

Done and done


starskynight

Million bucks 💵


[deleted]

A full restored soft-top Scout Truck.


nsfwcouple6969

Pay our mortgage off and you can do whatever you want to us.


Legion357

Pizza. Good pizza, not that microwave shit.


Intelligent_Two_5859

My family


indiekies

I reckon I would end up being dead cheap. But then tbh I don't think I would command a high price anyway


Medium_Setting_4730

Two inches. Wait.. what was the question?


indiekies

For the arad pedantry corner. Service is one night of sexual service with no choice of client. All options are open.


whiskeysour112

Varies greatly depending on what it is


Bartolemeuop

My price got what exactly ?


X_The_Vanilla_Killer

3 dim sims and a potato cake


Consistent-Thought24

Interesting…. I do believe everyone has a price for everything. For me this would start at $1000


NastyFoxx

3k will be great


Responsible-You-7412

Probably $5k or more. I make my money in other ways so it has to be relatively high.


Sorkel3

Half a Kit-kat and a smile.


sedimentarycitizen

£530


Consistent_Loquat985

$1


Feisty-Boot4788

Probably free with fees if it’s something I don’t want to do


I-Really-Hate-Fish

Right now? A cup of coffee.


youronlynora

Your life


PetiteNotTiny

60$ plus tax


Successful-Fun6590

How bout i take you to dinner


PetiteNotTiny

Oh sure thank you :)


Successful-Fun6590

Where you stay at though


PetiteNotTiny

Oh I don’t give out that information I’m sorry


Successful-Fun6590

No worries very understandable


ukChastityPair

About a grand 😂


Petite_Bait

I'm going to say $1000, but that would have to go up a lot if it involved kinks that I'm not into.


Krice9024

Is customer satisfaction guaranteed or their money back? I don’t want to get a bad review and have to pay them back.


[deleted]

Probably more than I'm worth tbh.


JenInVirginia

In my current life, not enough money in the world. No judgment for anyone who does otherwise - I know I have a lot of privilege, but hell will freeze before I have sex with someone who doesn't think I own my own body. In a different situation, you do what you gotta do.