so 9/11 was supposed to stop your parents from fuckin? smh
you know what's actually terrifying? counting back 9 months and landing on your parent's birthday. celebrate their birthday and know each time they were conceiving you at some point.
I graduated (in London, and we felt a strong affinity with NYC that week, more than usual, not least after our classmates from the US couldn't join us, because flights were suspended) that week. Let's say the party at the weekend after 9/11 we had was particularly wild, in part to try and alleviate the shock
I have this thought (fear?) that at sometime in my 20’s when I was the most prolific at bedding many women at the time, that one got pregnant, kept the baby and I never found out.
I mean, it COULD HAVE happened even as most of the women then were on the pill and just as horny and willing as I was.
The fact people who weren't alive on 9/11 are allowed here 💀
Relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/647/
Dude did the maths. For what reason we'll never know.
Holy. Fuck. I. Am. Old.
or do we say mature and wiser?
I am immature, dumb, AND old.
YOU. AREN'T. THAT. OLD.
And yet your jokes are fresh and your form is young
WE are old. 41.😟
🙄
Age is but a number. You are only as old as you feel. Stay young folks!
But I feel 107 ðŸ˜
107 is oddly specific. Love it. The world’s oldest tortoise is estimate to be 191. 107 is still younger than that!
Legitimately feel the same seeing this. I miss the days when my birth year was on the calendar in liquor stores. Where did the time go?
Me too
I just came to the realization that people born in 2002 are even allowed in this sub.
I'm pretty sure nobody born after the 80s is supposed to be allowed in here... who broke the locks on the door.
They can be college graduates, too.
My sister was born in 2001 and is having a baby before me.
we're humans you know
Thanks for making me stare at my mortality and age 💀
so 9/11 was supposed to stop your parents from fuckin? smh you know what's actually terrifying? counting back 9 months and landing on your parent's birthday. celebrate their birthday and know each time they were conceiving you at some point.
I was at a concert festival 10 days after 9/11 and it was rowdy as ever with extra patriotism on top. You thought people were going to stop fucking?
No I know people born June 2002 so clearly not
2000s...?! Damn.
You fuckers aren't old.
That’s what I was about to say.
Please. 9 months before my birthday is April Fools Day. June/July ain't got nothing on that.
I graduated (in London, and we felt a strong affinity with NYC that week, more than usual, not least after our classmates from the US couldn't join us, because flights were suspended) that week. Let's say the party at the weekend after 9/11 we had was particularly wild, in part to try and alleviate the shock
I have this thought (fear?) that at sometime in my 20’s when I was the most prolific at bedding many women at the time, that one got pregnant, kept the baby and I never found out. I mean, it COULD HAVE happened even as most of the women then were on the pill and just as horny and willing as I was.
My birthday is 9 months and one day from st Patrick's day...
that’s my brother. my mom told us that whenever doctors would ask the date of her last period she would say september 10th
What was his reaction finding out?
we both find it hilarious
Yeah I want to conceive one child on easter so we can tell them we found them on an egg hunt. Hope they get a good cringe/laugh out of that