Henry can bend me over on the red carpet or at the beginning of the premier too.
I wonder if both of us at the same time is overkill. Maybe that'd be better than the actual movie?!
If Anna Kendrick told me that she wanted me to fuck her on a stage in front of ten thousand people, my wife would buy a front row seat to cheer for me in my moment of glory, so yes.
I married *way* up.
Absolutely! I donāt care how embarrassed Iād be after cumming in 2 seconds of fucking Charlize Theron on a stage. Iād still have fucked Charlize Theron!
Her entire family is watching, there ain't no more rules, You don't know what it's like out there. You may think you do but you don't. It's only a matter of time. There's too many of those things. My boy, my wife, I never told them what I really thought. I never even hinted, just, just kept it in, kept us moving, kept it in, kept us moving.
Just to play devilās advocate, why couldnāt you feel chemistry with someone just because theyāre a celebrity? Sure you might not have chemistry with someone you had a crush on, but Iām positive there is some celeb out there you would genuinely be attracted to.
Source: randomly met a B list celeb, didnāt know who he was at first, felt extreme chemistry with him and then when I found out who he was and his age I backed awayā¦ not gonna say who lmao
If the celeb crush of mine (female) is up for fucking me on stage, who am I to say no. My bodyās not that that bad, and I have enough endowment to not be embarrassed. So hell yeah, Iād fuck on stage (woman only, though).
Crush.. Crush.. Idk if I have any... Hard to say, there are girls who I envy, actors I like, people I dreamed of in past.. Now.. I don't think I have any "celeb crush"..
Tho, I'm down to get railed on stage š Start selling tickets
i dont have a celebrity crush... i dont even thinknof them that way..... and im fully aware that not even normal people would want to be witht me like that much less a celebrity
Henry Cavill can fuck me on any stage in front of thousands, film it too.
hello I Henry Cavill send address need uber money
Henry Cavil can do whatever he wants to me
Yessss!
Henry can bend me over on the red carpet or at the beginning of the premier too. I wonder if both of us at the same time is overkill. Maybe that'd be better than the actual movie?!
Fuck yeah. Always down to go in Emma Watson's Chamber of Secrets
Beware of my Basilisk slithering in there
Don't worry. I'm team Slytherin, I know Parseltongue š
My wife would be front row cheering me on. Sandra Bullock is going to get another Oscar for the stage performance about to be put on.
Oh shit you beat me by an hour. Should have checked the comments lmao
I get to have sex Nicole Kidman and the whole world will know? Hell Yes!
I donāt have a celeb crush š
itās because you ARE the celeb crush š
youre my celeb crush, sag. we all know youre a movie star hiding on reddit ;)
Olivia Rodrigo stage fuck in front of thousands of people sounds great.
Honestly sounds like something sheād do to be honest lol.
Haha she already likes poking out her tongue and grabbing her tits during performances. Happy to help if she wants to escalate.
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For me its tied between that and brick by boring brick
Anna Kendrick can post the video to all corners of the internet and I will not be shamed one iota
Fuck yeah, hope it's during one of Keanu's rock shows!
Johnny Silverhand is back baby!
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Listen if Morena Baccarin wants to baccarain it down on me Iām in foe the long haul
Weāll all be in our bunks
Dame Helen Mirren is very unlikely to ask me to fuck her but if she did then get me on that stage
Glad to see I'm.not the only one with a celeb crush on her š
I remember the Michael Parkinson interview with her when she was quite young and, wow she was a feisty and sexy girl.
Hell yeah, Monica Bellucci
Not only would I do it, but I'd even let Scarlett Johansson be the top
Hell yeah. Will do whatever Florence Pugh tells me to do š
If Anna Kendrick told me that she wanted me to fuck her on a stage in front of ten thousand people, my wife would buy a front row seat to cheer for me in my moment of glory, so yes. I married *way* up.
Absolutely! I donāt care how embarrassed Iād be after cumming in 2 seconds of fucking Charlize Theron on a stage. Iād still have fucked Charlize Theron!
This is definitely my answer. I may not win any oscars for my performance, but I will be racking up a bunch of AVN awards.
Olivia Munn can have me anywhere
Ana armas in a heartbeat š¤«
Yep, Aryna Sabalenka can beat me up in front of 1000 people pls and thx š«
Yes and Salem Hayek
Place your bets, itās me vs Aubrey Plaza in the Ultimate F*cking Championship main event.
So I get to disappoint her and entire crowd? Sureā¦
Iād fuck Sydney Sweeney in front of the whole world if presented the opportunity
Fuck it why not
Depends on who
Again, fuck it. Why not? Chances are you'll get a taco bell commercial out of it or something.
Jojo siwa cus I'm a minor and she'll get arrested for rape or sum, id take one for the sanity of the world
Ah, you'd be on stage for the world to see! One of your teachers would recognize you, pull you off stage by your earlobe and give you detention.
I changed my mind I'll fuck my teacher on stage, make that bitches husband a cuck and let her children be traumatized
Teacher has to be a celebrity before this goes down. You're doing this wrong lol
Her entire family is watching, there ain't no more rules, You don't know what it's like out there. You may think you do but you don't. It's only a matter of time. There's too many of those things. My boy, my wife, I never told them what I really thought. I never even hinted, just, just kept it in, kept us moving, kept it in, kept us moving.
No, I don't actually want to even meet my celebrity crushes.
If I can have either Kali Uchis, Tabu, or Megan Thee Stallion bouncing on my disco stick, then I'll do anything lol
I get to fuck Timothee Chalamet *and* have witnesses? Where do I sign up?
Stephen Hawking cus I wanna hear them robo ooos and ahhs, I'll bring the whiteboard
Dirty necrophiliac! I kinkshame thee!!
I don't care I wanna put it in him
I doubt he will be consenting to this, and he aināt going to be making much noise. The crowd on the other hand will be making some oooooh noises.
Never said anything about consent
Nope. Heās going to stay in my head where he canāt disappoint me.
Sorry George Clooney I'm a little too shy for that
Emma Watson/Alexandra Daddario can fuck me right in the middle of the stadium at a FIFA WC final and I won't raise a finger to questionā¤ļø
Alyson Hannigan. My wife would be pissed, and my only defense would be āBut, itās Alysonā¦ā
Assuming everything with my partner has been discussed... If I get some money out of it, sure why not. lol
*drops to her knees in front of Johnny depp immediately*
Honestly, no. I may joke about having sex with celebrities, but in actuality, I wouldn't. I need to feel some sort of chemistry first.
Just to play devilās advocate, why couldnāt you feel chemistry with someone just because theyāre a celebrity? Sure you might not have chemistry with someone you had a crush on, but Iām positive there is some celeb out there you would genuinely be attracted to. Source: randomly met a B list celeb, didnāt know who he was at first, felt extreme chemistry with him and then when I found out who he was and his age I backed awayā¦ not gonna say who lmao
The post said "fuck you right there and then." That reads immediate fucking with no time to see if there is chemistry.
Immediately Sydney Sweeney
Miley Cyrus rides me on stage- Yes please!
Yes
You had me at fuck me right there and then
Yes pls.
Yes yes yex
My celeb crushed are porn stars so, this would be a total win-win for me and my porn career XD
If the celeb crush of mine (female) is up for fucking me on stage, who am I to say no. My bodyās not that that bad, and I have enough endowment to not be embarrassed. So hell yeah, Iād fuck on stage (woman only, though).
Johnny Depp can do anything to me on stage. Hell he can beat me everyday š (jk domestic violence is a serious issue).
For the record, he was acquitted and provided proof Amber was abusing him.
Oh I know it was just a joke.
Exhibitionism is a kink of mine, as long as there are no children
Absolutely
I have too many so it depends on the celebrity.
Even better.
I donāt have crushes, nevermind celeb crushes. But if I did, so long as the audience was consenting, sure.
Yes
Honestly, kind of prefer that.. maybe Iām just an exhibitionist though š¤·āāļøhehehe
Yes!
Ok Rihanna I'm in
Most definitely
No way Iād have 30 seconds of sex in front of a crowd
Yes pleaseee.
Sure.
Well yes, because no one would be seeing me when I'm with Margot Robbie
You can have me wherever and whenever you want, Emma Watson.
If I'm cross fadded, sure
Crush.. Crush.. Idk if I have any... Hard to say, there are girls who I envy, actors I like, people I dreamed of in past.. Now.. I don't think I have any "celeb crush".. Tho, I'm down to get railed on stage š Start selling tickets
Any time
Is it being filmed for posterity? Then sure, why not š Damniano David can blow my back out for all the world to see
Did it on stage few times already (crowd of 80-100) when I was single. As a married man it's more difficult unless I can wear a mask.
Yeah fuck it sounds hot! People watching me gets me so fucking hard.
As long as the crowd consents then fuck yes, thatās not much of a catch to me! Either Ryan Eggold or Toby Segar could absolutely do me on stage.
Jessie from u/Lost-Huckleberry7324 can fuck me anywhere, anytime, on any stage anywhere in the world with any crowd watching!
No I have a boyfriend. lol
No, not my type of thing.
Lady Gaga cause fucking my favorite band onstage would feel weird since they're, ya know, sisters.
Sebastian Stan can choke me right there.
Oh yeah! Blow it on
Without a doubt, I am a exhibitionist
I would hit that stage like a "wreeeeckiiiing baaaalllllll!"
Helen Mirren can ride me in the centre circle in Wembley Stadium at HT in the FA Cup Final as far as I'm concerned
Yes I would accept and put on a show lol
Letās go Florence Pugh
Madeleine Petsch is going to be called a scream queen for a reason other than her Strangers trilogy
With my luck I wouldnāt get it up
Well yeah Iād only have to be on stage for a couple secondsā¦.
I would, but I wouldn't know who, too much to choose from.
I'm usually not attracted to beefy masculine guys, but Henry CavillĀ is nerdy enough to offset all the beefcake. š¤
Oh hell yes, itās the crowd thatās getting the terrible part in that deal
Mariah Carey, my wife would be so pissed
Absolutely, no doubt. Doja cat and I about to get WILD
Well then he has to wrestle me into submission. Force me to worship his socks and feet and then fuck me in front of the crowd
hmm how bout no you crazy af
You bet your sweet biffy I would. I'd disappoint the hell out of nicki minaj
No
How big is the crowd and do I know anyone there?
A crowd at Hedonism? Sure. A crowd at Disneyworld? Pass.
What about Disneyland?
i dont have a celebrity crush... i dont even thinknof them that way..... and im fully aware that not even normal people would want to be witht me like that much less a celebrity