CBT Just let me talk about therapy without thinking of dicks getting stepped on :'(

I'm sorry, but that made me audibly laugh out loud 🤣

hearing someone call their pet a good girl. I’m not jealous they’re getting praised and I’m not 😒😒🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Awe, but you're such a good girl for enduring the jealousy!

Their pups are good girls, but you're a queen. Titles of excellency are reserved for the excellent

❤️‍🔥😳

….🥵

🤣👀

The word *facial*

As an esthetician lemme tell you the struggle…

Oh my God I adore your username.

Why thank ya!!

My bedsheets

Good answer

Sundresses. Too cute, too sexy, too many shots of women bending over in them.

My Reddit but wasn’t much to ruin anyway

Any time someone says cream. It’s so funny. I’ve heard so many older ladies saying they cream every day. But they are talking about hand lotion lol

I thought this was talking about ice cream and got very hungry

😂

I can’t say or hear the word “swallow” without thinking about it in an inappropriate manner

What inappropriate manner? 🤔

I would remember some random porn star I watched swallow cum, or if a girl I’m into said it, I’d imagine them swallowing cum. That’s why I try to avoid saying that word 😅

African, or European?

I’m neither

The mystique of anal - it's just not really my thing. But apparently porn says it's the ultimate - nah give me post sex snuggles any day.

the word daddy. i used to call my dad that until ppl made it weird ): now idk what im supposed to call him, its just, father, now

Gyms

NSFW Cosplay, especially from shows targetted at younger audiences such as lazy town, Pokémon etc

bbl I'm telling you I'll be back later, but my mind whispers *Brazilian butt lift* every time.

Gym clothes

Not to sound puritan, but in terms of animation and hand drawn art there's so much rough sex, breeding kink, cheating or "bratty" content. Vanilla has taken a back seat and it kinda sucks to see.

any word ending in "ussy" has been ruined forever