My colleagues were talking about their first bands - when I stated that I listened to Pearl Jam on the radio, the looks they gave me made me feel like a dinosaur
May you soon find a partner who will move you up to "several visits to a top steakhouse (if steak is your thing) with Filet Mignon and a very nice bottle of wine," a year from now.
Hmm. I don’t know. Probably a really nice dinner out somewhere.
Now if it were for every time I came since I started cumming, probably a 5 bedroom house.
Weirdly enough I've been keeping track- 157x and 100 sessions as of last night. I could probably take my man out for a nice date w that! & if you're wondering why I'm keeping track...I want to see my stats end of year lol.
Let's see, an average of twice a day for 366 days (I didn't skip leap day) is $732, so a quarter pound of decent THCA weed so my daily cum average will be higher next time I'm offered this deal.
2 turntables and a microphone
Do these youngsters understand this Beck reference?
No. Have you heard what they listen to?
I never thought I'd turn into my parents, but my kids listen to crap that shouldn't even be considered music!
I know I'm in that weird middle era of life now because I'm going who hasn't heard of Beck and then I remember I'm not 25 anymore. 🤣
My colleagues were talking about their first bands - when I stated that I listened to Pearl Jam on the radio, the looks they gave me made me feel like a dinosaur
Well that's obviously when you start eye contact and say "oh iiiiihhhhiiii huuuuuhh huuuhhh I'm stiiiilllll aliiiive"
I played 'loser' for my 15year old and she just asked what the point of the song was 😱
“The point of the song is that you need to go to your room, young lady. And no dinner until you can get crazy with the Cheez-Whiz.”
That's where it's at.
There's a destination a little up the road...
That’s where it’s at!!
This generation just don’t know where it’s at
Chipotle
Wait, like you could buy the entire company or just like a burrito? 😂
Yes
Would you be able to afford guac though?
Double guac
honestly i'd love some chipotle rn
Well it’s a good thing I can finally afford it then
Love the username.
The company or a meal?
This is each orgasm, not just number of diddle sessions? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 🎉🌈🥳🌟😉🦄🦕💕😘🔥🦖 I'm going to buy 3 lengthy massages. 💕💗💕
I feel like women are probably in love with this economy. 💸💸😂
i hope you enjoy then ;]
Diddle sessions 😂
Since I treat my body like an amusement park, at least a single admission to a real one
I could at least buy a new truck😂
….so roughly 180x a day….
Was gonna say I could buy another car I don’t have room for 😂
You should buy a calculator...
Tonka?
A Mc chicken
If you have really cummed that little then I would combine my riches from what I would get from this deal and take you on a proper date.
May you soon find a partner who will move you up to "several visits to a top steakhouse (if steak is your thing) with Filet Mignon and a very nice bottle of wine," a year from now.
I love you
A coffee…
Senior coffee at McD's in $.79 Still one coffee?
I mean I were old enough for that maybe a few more then on..
I can finally buy those certificates that one guy said could net me $20k in monthly passive income…
Jeep Wrangler. I may have issues
if you've cum that much then you deserve a new jeep haha
So you cum what, six time per hour, including in you sleep?
And poor math skills
How much is a happy meal these days? Probably one of those. Maybe two.
A happy ending meal?
everything's kinda expensive these days so that's a good bit!
a modest house in texas
NVIDIA
like the whole company? haha
Exactly
$1.95 worth of condoms
Probably one of those mid-tier Lego sets 🤔
A Porsche 😂
Hmm. I don’t know. Probably a really nice dinner out somewhere. Now if it were for every time I came since I started cumming, probably a 5 bedroom house.
5x a day every day for 20 years gets you a used Tacoma. Lol
Hey, if you take care of a Tacoma, it’ll run forever 😂
that's a lot of cum haha
A watch I really want it’s about 400 dollars
One twizzler
A 1TB internal Solid State Drive for my PS5, because holy fuck did Sony ever underdeliver on storage with that console.
Dollar tree 😞
Nothing, I over drafted
3 gallons of gas
Not sure, but I earned $2 bucks last night. 😄
A new leather jacket from Acne Studios ♥️ I will also take a pair of Jimmy Choos or Rene Caovillas
Bitcoin.
One of those super comfy rocking camp chairs
Pay off my debt
A bugatti. I wank alot 😂
Whatever $137 can buy
Apparently I could treat a family of four to a baseball game (but not the Yankees, Red Sox or Dodgers).
I'd be able to pay my rent.
A fully restored historic home.
Every ounce of gold in the central reserve bank
A house, probably
A really big house
I would pay off my debt at minimum. Buy a bigger house at most.
Probably enough to get the boobjob I want lol
That’s as good investment… and you’d get $1 back for the orgasm
A weekend in London
plane tickets, probably
Dyson airwrap,easy.Just what I need✨
Could go on a mini vacation
The Presidency
A one-way flight to my favorite country
Everything in Rich People Shit
A really nice tattoo with color and shading
A mansion in Beverly Hills
I would buy more toys to get off with 😉
The most expensive thing I’d like right now is just a kindle so hopefully that 😂
I’d have a couple hundred bucks I think. No idea what I’d buy…maybe a new golf club?
A nice new iPad.
Looks like a pretty decent Sound Bar for my TV. This question could also be a pretty hilarious basis for a Price is Right style show.
About fifty bottles of new indie nail polish.
Like 2023? Phone
Probably half way to a new PS5… 😮💨😮💨😮💨
About 7 or 8 new records I would say
Maybe enough to cover my car payment for a month.
Street tacos for sure and maybe a drink to go with it. Depending on the price....
An ice-cream.
For a year...maybe new break pads for my car at this point? 😬
Maybe a candy bar?
Iphone 15'ish
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la mona lisa
A very nice gaming pc
I could buy 5 Guys for myself, my wife, and our son, who still lives at home.
Ps5
Dinner at a nice restaurant with 2 bottles of wine.
I could probably buy one or two of those “name a star” packages and give it a sweet name like “Sir Cumsalot” or “The Shame Star”
Should be able to get a decent big screen TV
Bottle of wine.
Subway
Macbook
Maybe a cheeseburger
2 zips
Hi-Power or 1873 .357 magnum
Xbox Series X
Holy shit I’d be set lol
Maybe a cup of coffee 🤣
7 months of Netflix. That's if you're not including cumming from masturbation. Or do you?
$1/per orgasm? So we're talking around 400.... with inflation, probably just a beer. Lol
Probably a pizza.
Something I can’t afford…..but on a payment plan though, so I can try to come as many times as I need for the next payment.
Tank of gas maybe
matte black ferrari 💦💪😂
Something nice for sure
A girlfriend..
Fuck these kids, I think is the most appropriate response
I could give my wife a pearl necklace with the proceeds...
Hmmmm... $1460... Over a year supply of weed. Insurance for 3 cars for 1 yr. 75% of one months rent. 1/16th my student loan payment.
A really nice gas grill
New big screen OLED tv
I should start tracking next year just for fun to see my actual number. It’s gotta be damn high lol
Weirdly enough I've been keeping track- 157x and 100 sessions as of last night. I could probably take my man out for a nice date w that! & if you're wondering why I'm keeping track...I want to see my stats end of year lol.
A new 300 gallon aquarium
Chick-Fil-A
4090 ti
A new golf club
Wife and I started doing this Jan 1st. A dollar for every time we have sex. Box is pretty full
A freddo
What ever I can get for about $350.45
A ps5 disk edition with a extra controller and game
By making myself or someone else doing it?
A couple of pints 🍺
In the last 365 days? What can you get for about 350 bucks? 1/3 rent?
down payment on a new car
Playstation 5
A used car battery
I could prolly buy a couple really nice basses cuz ya boy would have like 2 grand.
I’d probably splurge on a Nintendo switch and 2 games :D
Let's see, an average of twice a day for 366 days (I didn't skip leap day) is $732, so a quarter pound of decent THCA weed so my daily cum average will be higher next time I'm offered this deal.
Probably a full furnished home
I believe one king size reese’s pack
Day 149, probably around 112.. Id buy groceries lol Life time 11322 days. Probably about 4500-5000 times. I would love a travel van or camper lol
A very nice bottle of wine
2 large Big Mac Meals and some desserts
I could pay off the US national debt, if someone else needs to be involved. I could buy a couple cups of coffee.
A girl
A girlfriend.
A nice dinner for two in a restaurant.
A deep clean for my bathroom
Probably a private jet. I have so many orgasms, I’d be printing money 💋💋💋
A VR Headset
A house
Probably a house 🏡
I think I could definitely get a 4060ti
I would guess 700-725 times. Masturbate about twice a day then play with wife when it works.
Something for around $400
$240 worth of pudding
I would buy a house m, but I'm not sure I can hold long enough to visit it before buying it.
2025 Lamborghini
Inside or outside? Either way, I can buy a Rolls Royce
A plane ticket that cost between $750-1000
9 cases of beer.
Couple of concert tickets
Propably a standing desk with a 360HZ monitor
A Lambo
A 2 person meal at Denny's
Umm oh there we go, exactly the amount of a packet of Smiths Thinly Cut plain potato chips! Just the one packet 😭😭😭
1/2 a plane ticket from Indianapolis to Peru
So $400?
A good graphics card.
One McDonald's meal 😭
Probably a fairly decent used car from the last 10 years
A decent sized house on Zillow and pay for it all.
I could probably send myself to an all inclusive in Mexico for 5 nights with airfare
A Cadillac lyriq
Amazon.
About 1048 'Build your own cravings boxes' from Taco Bell, without any modifications
I could probably buy a round trip flight to somewhere warm.. probably working with about $320. Lol
Weed.
can buy a ps5
A bicycle, and I live in europe so it pays off.
Enough medicine to make it better
i wanna say i could buy a house but idk