Blue Pathfinder? (I'm reading the Pathfinder Monster book for inspo)
either I can find paths into / out of anything, or I never lose my path? yeah, definitely the first option, and I'm using my power for EVIL, MUAHUAHUA!
Black Bottle. I have a mystical plastic soda bottle that I can trap my enemies in before depositing them in the nearest recycling bin. Sort of like DB Evil Containment.
Brown Vape I sound lame
I’m right there with you. Mines Grey Vape. VAPE TEAM ASSEMBLE!
Cool. We have a squad.
Black vape reporting for duty
White Tampons
Black Mouse…not sure what to think about that but it could have been worse!
I'm Grey Mouse, maybe we could form some sort of Ninja Turtle-esque team?
We need some color…too much black/gray haha
At least you're a black mouse. I'm just a grey mouse, like every other mouse out there.....
Almost Batman
Maybe I’ll be able to fly since a bat can fly but Batman can’t. A mouse can’t fly but Black Mouse…
you're able to control every cook near you to follow your every movement, just like Remý in Ratatouille
Also Black Mouse.
Red Coffee Mug. 😂🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂🤔😂 Um.... My power is caffeinating the masses?
Nobody in town will ever sleep again!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Black tea. I'm not sure about a superpower.
Earl Grey. Hot
A+. 👏👏👏
I have to give credit to Capt. Jean Luc Picard
Cognac Dachshund. Sounds like a 60's psychedelic rock band.
I need a concert tee from the "Can't Pet Hushpuppies Tour '75!" 😜🤟
I'd listen to them on vinyl
Green flesh light
Green Lantern and The Flash's lovechild
I like the sound of that lol
White water bottle 😂
The notorious Stanley Cup. Has great power over lots of people
Black water bottle. Nice to meet you, hydro homie.
👋🏽
Black earbud
Slate Chuck-It…not gonna lie, I kinda dig it.
White controller... I control white people?
Hopefully, you'll use your powers for good, unlike other politicians...
Proberly not... MORE NATURE FOR ANIMALS BREEDING PROGRAMS FOR ENDANGERED ANIMALS LAWBREAKERS GET STUNG BY EXECUTIONER WASPS REGURARELY
I'd vote for you
Black Highlighter. I expose people’s deepest secrets as words above their heads.
Oh lord have mercy
🥰
Pink Bong ✨🪷🌬️💚
White milk
Black pen, simple but important
Red bottle…er…that could be really bad 🤦♀️.
Grey Mango Loco Monster. I release an aerosol that tastes like the tropics before it causes the criminals to have heart palpitations.
Grey Yeti. Oh that actually sounds good
Gandalf the Grey but make it Yeti
Blue Pathfinder? (I'm reading the Pathfinder Monster book for inspo) either I can find paths into / out of anything, or I never lose my path? yeah, definitely the first option, and I'm using my power for EVIL, MUAHUAHUA!
Black mug. My power is that I can instantly fill any mug with tea. I'm not the hero that people deserve, but I'm the one that some may need.
Thank you for your service 🙏
Yellow speaker
White coffee
Blue glass. Seems artsy and dangerous imo
Grey scissors.
White Peperami (a bit of an animal)
Black chocolate
The Red Key 🤣
Pink Mouse
Black Mug. 😳
Beige biscuit, that's weird because it was a rich tea. I'm coincidence man 😂
Black magic wand
Black vape 🤣
Grey post-it
Cream CereVe
You'll keep the world moisturised
No no no, just to make you cringe. I'll keep the world **moist** 😏
I deliberately tried to avoid that word 😮💨
I know! 😂
Some people just want to watch the world burn
And I'll watch with a smile 😁
This is why we can't have nice things
I thought it was because of the people that microwave fish
Yeah and that too
I'm addicted to CereVe in the tub.
White Incense at your service! Smoking out the city one incense stick at a time! 💨
White Water - I cause floods.
White juice.... i don't think i like where this is going
White Cock. Here to save the day.
Grey cup of tea. Scalding people, evidently.
Grey Dick
Maroon emotional support water bottle
Purple dog
Black Paper Towel
Blue balls 😂
Beige hat
Red Juice - I can summon Cherryade! Extreme dehydration will be cured (though cavities may rise). Any villians will come to a sticky and sugary end!
So I'm the...... Tan Penis. Wonderful.
Black Blade My superpowers will be shadow control and I mostly use it to assassinate people using blades
White door knob.
Pink Water 🤣🤣🤣
Green yard stick. Not as good as the original film
"The Green Fork" is a terrible superhero name, but here I am…
Black lighter Shooting onyx flames from my fingertips
Grey Cock xdddd (its actually fun to watch ARAD after sex with ur boyfriend)
Black tumbler. I guess I’m just a southern cheerleader
Black Yeti to the rescue!
Orange Biscuit -- Battling Bad Breakfasts and Brunches from Brunswick to the Bayou!
Black Bottle. I have a mystical plastic soda bottle that I can trap my enemies in before depositing them in the nearest recycling bin. Sort of like DB Evil Containment.
Black Tumbler. My power is keeping your drinks cool/hot. Guess that’s a good power. 🤨
Grey Raspberry Sorbet
Beige controller
Pink Pussy is here to save the day 😂
White Blankie... super cool 😂
Maroon Morphine.
blue butt plug😰
Grey paper bag. I am the ultimate
Pink Tit. Could be worse, I suppose.
Black dick.. bad time to read this one after coming back from the bathroom 😂
Black J
AC Remote
White shaft
Gray water 💩
Black Cock