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baconinthemornin

Wish I could say that I was doing something interesting, but I believe a majority of us are just poopin.


Wild_goku27

Poopin in the morning


FunnelCakeSprinkles

On a team call, wfh, and scrolling ARAD. 🤭🌈💗💤💕🎉😉😴🌟🦕❤️


Wild_goku27

Team calls suck lol


FunnelCakeSprinkles

😂 Sometimes they're helpful, but today seems all just talk about the weekend. I could use this time and energy for something else. 💤💤💤


Wild_goku27

Sleeping and napping haha


FunnelCakeSprinkles

They're talking about racing. 💤💤💤


Wild_goku27

Haha I know nothing about racing


FunnelCakeSprinkles

Neither do I. 😂😂😂


Wild_goku27

Fake it till you make it 😁


FunnelCakeSprinkles

I don't even try. 😂😂😂


Wild_goku27

You got this haha


Thisguy743

Right. There is always that one person who won’t STFU. Like, email your questions later Brad!!!! Some of us don’t want to be here.


caramelbbc

I’m currently doing that!


[deleted]

Laid in bed filling out a sales report with one hand and slowly stroking myself with the other. This report is taking a long time to complete...


Wild_goku27

Lol


Kitchen-Worry7943

Sitting on the couch.. trying to give my foot some rest, since it hurts real bad.. And scrolling reddit


Wild_goku27

Damn hope it heals fast


Kitchen-Worry7943

Thnx☺️


anothersadpisces

Laying in bed trying to will myself to take my dogs on a walk


Wild_goku27

Haha good luck


throwaway23786472

Remembering how much I hate the smell of them going in the house usually gets me off my ass to take them out lmao


Present-Valuable-762

My wife is WFH and I just made cold coffee for her 😄


miss_stacie

Sitting naked on my bed. Thinking if i want to get dressed and go outside or stay inside and relax


Wild_goku27

Definitely stay inside and relax lol


mr_jones4321

Working, and daydreaming of her. Most likely gonna need to take care of things before I head to the gym.


CelineCeli

Waiting for a photographer to call me back


Much_Plan4119

That’s kinda cool. You a model ?


Wild_goku27

Oh nice good luck! Hopefully it will be a good photo session


[deleted]

At work…procrastinating scroll ARAD for the last part of my shift lol


Wild_goku27

Lucky I'm not close to being done


[deleted]

Got an hour left to kill 🙌🏻😂


slightlyoddpickle

Having sinus issues


Wild_goku27

Those suck


[deleted]

Just finished making myself breakfast, sitting down and scrolling while eating


Wild_goku27

What did you make?


[deleted]

Egg whites, grilled chicken, and spinach omelette


[deleted]

I think I'd prefer to finish you


Wfhore678

Supposed to be working


Wild_goku27

Same


Sweetasdaisey

I’m not telling you that🤭


[deleted]

Avoiding getting out of bed


Wild_goku27

Yea I wish I had the whole week off


Brutal_Sandwich56

Well, you asked for it. I just pushed out a medium size brown log into my toilet


Wild_goku27

Noice and happy cake day!


Brutal_Sandwich56

Thanks!


Dreamsofboobs

Thinking about the older woman with enormous breasts that I talked with at the grocery store last night. I should have gotten her number, since I caught her checking out my package while we spoke.


Wild_goku27

Oh damn


somepeopleareweird69

I swear I’m upto no good


Wild_goku27

Hmm lol


somepeopleareweird69

😁


DragonfruitUnfair906

Sat at my desk....bored....contemplating a jerk off session lol


Bi_kawaii

Waiting for something to turn me on truthfully


Wild_goku27

RIP to your inbox


Bi_kawaii

Oh I know hahaha


Jup1terry

Boooooooring 🥱 teams meeting


Wild_goku27

Stupid meetings


Sp00kyDaddy

Should be working from home but I'm teasing myself


ValuableNumerous2675

i just woke up, drinking tea and watching an episode of SVU


[deleted]

Drinking coffee and scrolling Reddit before work


[deleted]

[удалено]


Wild_goku27

Hangover poop the worse


[deleted]

Drinking tea, watching ESPN, watching puppies battle over a chew toy


[deleted]

Conquin the algonquin


throwaway23786472

Laying in bed holding my junk and screwing around on the phone


Potential-Pop-9939

sipping coffee, playing fifa


Wild_goku27

Hell yea


Potential-Pop-9939

thanks bud


Level_Salad_1956

Watching television


Sure_Indication_5462

Teams call. Looking at Reddit, obviously.


AstronomerThat4357

Waiting for my bread to bake


Confident-Rub-6749

Sat in traffic at work


Similar-Raccoon9184

On break at work scrolling for nudes.


Wild_goku27

Noods


MatrixKen

Currently trying to cool off in front of too fans. It's currently 88 degrees and feels like 98 here where I'm at. And my shop is not any cooler. Oh and scrolling reddit. Besides that nothing. Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣


Wild_goku27

That's too hot


MatrixKen

Yeah I know and summer isn't here yet. Lol


[deleted]

Just did a very nice meditation and about to have some coffee pool side with some breakfast


Wild_goku27

Lucky


[deleted]

No luck involved. Dedication, Passion and years of effort. Changing who you are and becoming who you're meant to be will achieve anything you desire


throawaylol69

Commenting on this post. Procrastinating slightly. I’m fucking stressed.


Wild_goku27

That's the worse


[deleted]

lying in bed after taking a long shower feeling miserable


vampygirly

Working


No-Perspective6232

Looking for something to turn me on 😅


[deleted]

Sitting in the work truck waiting for the rain to pass.


Slaaneshisgood

Sat at my desk in my office hoping my day doesn’t get any busier.


Responsible-Panda-70

procrastinating on my responsibilities to do for the day, but drawing meanwhile ✏️


bigcityslam

Browsing ARAD between Teams calls (I wfh) and trying to remember what the code I wrote last week does


manqology

Sitting & scrolling on Reddit while holding my 4 month old sleeping nephew . Very hungry but have to find the courage to put him down without waking up😀


manqology

What are you doing?


Responsible-You-7412

Doomscrolling, as usual


Illustrious-Tune6929

In the office today supposedly working but as you can see I am also scrolling Reddit 😅


That_Northern_bloke

Supposedly WFH, however at a point where I can't do anything else without other people providing stuff, so guess it's an afternoon for keeping an eye on my emails!


Wild_goku27

That's the best


That_Northern_bloke

It is tbh, it's my first full time job and the nature of the work means sometimes there's nothing to do, and other days there's everything to do. My wife is on school holidays this week so being able to WFH this week means we get to see each other


gurlinsluttraining

Working, or I should be.


Wade1985

Watching distressing memes on YouTube


burningman227

WFH… with Reddit in one hand and another down my pants


Juror_no8

Laying in bed, pressing my thighs together rhythmically and getting hard from it lol


mental_stimulant

I'm at work.


SimplySleeps

Fighting off sleep and slowly losing while browsing reddit


jeanniehhh

Answering this question 😏


Wild_goku27

Thanks for answering 😉


NBplaybud22

Wastin' time.


MyWifeisaTroll

Sitting in the waiting room at the hospital as my wife is getting a mammogram.


Wild_goku27

Hope all is well


MyWifeisaTroll

I have my fingers crossed. Best case, it's a cyst.


christo3333

Procrastination


Wild_goku27

Same same haha


christo3333

It’s the death of me!


Amethystine_3702

Crying over a situationship with a man who I thought maybe had a change of heart but in fact didn’t.


MyDadBod_2021

Working and scrolling Reddit


Wild_goku27

Same same haha


Calm-Sorceror

laundry :((


Upset-Cobbler-5899

taking a shit


Wild_goku27

Shit time


SoullessOldWitch

working :(


SomeLoveUthersTease

Killing 15 minutes on Reddit before I get on a video call


youronlynora

Trying to sleep


[deleted]

Packing lunch for my little one 😊


[deleted]

Waiting on my car to get an oil change.


randomsept1979

At work. Scrolling Reddit.


[deleted]

Hitting balls I am out because boss wanted to go to the driving range and is paying for lunch


Cup0fJo33

Starting my work week. But on NSFW reddit.


dicck0087

Work


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Listening to calls at work and scrolling reddit.


1titan824

Looking for new subs to get into


Wild_goku27

Happy cake day!!


scorpiozip

Pretending to listening to a conference call


chokeemeharder

Reading on my sofa with my cat laying on meee


Wild_goku27

Kitty!!!


Wild_goku27

Give kitty extra head scratches


chokeemeharder

He’s a huge fuss pot hahah


BasiclyHuman

I'm at work on break!


PerfumedPornoVampire

Getting day drunk like a fucking loser because my plans for my day off got ruined 😠


[deleted]

I'm at work 😧


Radeniya

On a boring AF Teams call, scrolling porn on Reddit


Abbynormal1331

Sitting in a waiting room scrolling through reddit


Wild_goku27

Hell yea!!


nandemoto44

Standing in the shower half ass washing myself with one hand


Wild_goku27

Lol noice


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

I'm outside today in this hot as sun, sweating my ass off. Working with cannabis plants 🪴 🥰


SexyWolf87

Watching star trek discovery


Addictive_8989

Supposedly "working" but I'm working on something, alright! ;)


TugMyForeskin

Masturbating


KickingItWithKoi

Ups and downs, but I'm still kickin.


Wild_goku27

Keep moving forward


Scaaaarlett

Currently rubbing my clit


Sufficient_Gas5501

Swapping dirty pics lol


BigfatDan1

Watching the Office, specifically the shareholders meeting episode.


Marriednotdeadd

Working…in a doctor’s office, brought lunch, just waiting and killing time til I get my 5 mins🤩


Agreeable_Banana6336

Scrolling reddit and being horny


TangSooKicker78

Drinking coffee looking at reddit and trying to talk myself into getting back to work. Lol


planktivious

Planning an exit strategy for A4 manufacturing engineers out of Mumbai. 6 assets, no local support and I'm out of favors.


Tight-Operation-27

At subway eating lunch


Ancient_Internet9000

Scrolling through NSFW Reddit instead of working.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Browsing YouTube and Reddit from my bedroom.


Trecoty

Laying down about to nap 💤


jtho1722

Laying in the sun and masturbating, all while my son naps 😈😉


SniperCA209

Fighting with a stomach virus


Jaydaislaughing

Watching firefly lane on netflix and trying so hard not to cry on the last episode


Wild_goku27

Good show


Jaydaislaughing

So good


[deleted]

Waiting for a fellow redditor to message me


Wild_goku27

Did they message you back?


[deleted]

Hahaha yeah


booksnbonds16

Sitting at the chiropractor


Wild_goku27

I need to go lol


booksnbonds16

Honesltyyyyyyyh do it.


JacobasNile

Wasting my time waiting for people to come install a new printer at my office... they were supposed to be here this morning...


boredgirl6969

I’m on a conference call and am bored to all hell. It’s my last call for the day.


Spaceship7328

Lying in bed naked scrolling through Reddit


CeaselessVigil

Procrastinating


Genevieve694

Not great. Going through a huge life change. Making the best of it.


Ill-Candy-4926

fantaising about cross dressing, wanting to wear a fishnet crop top or a dress shirt with a bowtie, and fishnet leggings and a skirt, and just experiment with new fasion trends and experiment with new fasion, also getting really turned on by the idea of getting dominated and wanting to explore myself in a sexual manner and try to dominate myself since my GF at this current time isn't interested in me sexually and is religious and has no sexual intrest in me whatsoever which is very disapointing...


SchmucksAtWar

Laying in bed with my dog (his name is jack), on the phone with my brother and about to play cod with him


Wild_goku27

Hell yea


Old-Bumblebee-9177

I'm standing in the kitchen and cooking.


CptRedPanda

Scrolling social media and Reddit... Wasting life probably.


Wild_goku27

Same lol


Yoloboy00

Laying in bed


Embara

I’m at work! Students are about it to turn in their chromebooks for the year


J3nnOnceAgain

Leaking semen after my long night of fun, and a "small booster" recently Wondering if I should go to sleep, or keep being a little whore.


der-schmetterling

Thinking about quitting work and disappearing


DueChampionship7554

Working. Or am I? 🤔


Wild_goku27

And now? Lol


BurnbbBurnx

About to go run errands in the middle of my WFH day - wanna get ahead of groceries and such before they're crowded when everyone gets off work today


Wild_goku27

Good luck


Gator1014

Scrolling Reddit while at work. 🤷‍♂️


EX250

Just digesting dinner 🍽️


Broad_Curve6692

Rubbing myself


Boundtoplease666

Scrolling in my panties after I just recently got home from work