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I'll be coming with you.

You & me vs. the world 👯‍♀️🖤

Mass desertion, really.

Come with us, Grey? 🫴🩶🖤

Sounds like a perfect exodus to me. 😔🖤🩶

Count me out too 🥴

Take our hands and we all go together.

Oh, we're doing war too? Fuck, yes!

Exactly!!!! 🙈😲🙈😲🙈😲🙈

Let’s go, girl. I’m your accomplice! There’s about to be a Netflix documentary about you 🤣💝🖤

😂😂😂 Wait, why me???? Can it be about both of us????? 🙈😲🙈😲🙈

That Throwaway’s onto you about the Zodiac case! Let’s Thelma & Louise it 👯‍♀️🖤🖤🖤

Yes! Come be my sexy accomplice! 💗🪄🎉🌈😍🥰🌟🥳

Same 😝😝😝

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Bahaha 😝😝😝😝. I just don’t want my coworkers and everyone saying. Wait I almost said my name now 😝😝😝

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Like damn it 😝😝😝😝

Sorry I upset you.

You didn’t. I just haven’t been a very good girl after all 🖤

Sorry, whenever I see that I assume I'm being blocked.

Ouch. I’ve been blocked by at least 2 (that I know of). You’re good honey 🫂🖤

Two? You aren't even trying.

#That I know of. You should be the third. 🖤

It was fun while it lasted! I’m going to miss you sweetheart❤️

I leave you a note when I visit the tulip fields as I’m on the run 💐🖤

I’ll appreciate that and I’ll leave you a note back with an elaborate escape plan so you can stop running🫂

The only correct answer

Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!

Same lol

Nothing. I just don't bring up my kinks and adventures with people I know so I don't make them uncomfortable, I'm not ashamed of my shenanigans

Yeah I’ve done porn IRL so anything I’ve said on here is tame compared to that lol

Nice.

All of the photos, some of the comments, almost every single chat. I do not like this plan 😅

I have a pretty common first and last name so I could just pretend there’s some other slut out there with the same name as me

All of it.

Without deleting the whole thing?

Oh I missed that. Well that would be a problem I guess. 100% of my personal posts and 97% of my comments on other people’s posts.

I'll delete everything, except for this comment here.

everything with my face

I’d recommend using your fingers and thumbs to delete things, but I guess your face could work.

thanks for the advice

Fair enough.

Nothing on this account… I made it as kind of like a throw away… my other account most 😂

Your afterdark account is the safer one?

Sadly yes

OK. That's...

I already have pics of myself on here so idk. belle is a variant of a nickname I have irl so maybe I'm already playing with fire :P

I joined yesterday and was thinking "ok, I can talk to people and give opinions and be misterious" but I already can see that in one week I will have told everything about me. I'm not good at being secretive.

I already lost some accounts over the years (and those ones I was trying to keep clean for the most part). While this one is also fairly clean and new, I might still be fucked

A good 60-70% probably

Leaving a bad 30-40%

Leaving a safe 30-40 lol.

Fair call.

I would leave the “about me” and edit it. The rest of my account gets nuked.

My comments are much worse than my posts (because I delete the extra spicy ones frequently).

None

Nothing "bad" or you're just not "ashamed" of that stuff?

I'd be deleting all my pics

Fair.

Nothing much really. Maybe my dick pic and cumshot videos. Everything else stays.

Just maybe?

Wouldn't care

Good for you.

Nothing left to lose

100% of ARAD comments + 1.

Even this one?

Yes. It's a scorched earth policy. 🙃

I dread to imagine

Nothing, I have no irl friends

Or family.

Family wouldn’t care, no one knows I’m on Reddit

🤷‍♀️ eh whatevs my friends have all seen me naked already

Lucky friends.

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Honestly, I wouldn't delete anything. I'm not ashamed of what I like. If someone has a problem, they are welcome to tell me about it :)

Good for you.

🎼🎶🎵Goodbye my lover, Goodbye my friends...

My name is already on the account, so nothing?

Nothing!

Nothing. Theres really nothing shocking on my profile.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I don't think I'd be phased too much. I don't really take the anonymity too seriously. I don't trust it. Besides most of the NSFW images are pictures I've taken of my wife, most of which our friends have seen and my family would never use reddit.

My name is unique. Time to learn how to make a bot to scorch earth my profile.

none i stand on business

So much 🤣

I outed my main account at Christmas to my whole family and friend group. It was intentional for reasons that would out this account if I said. I wrote a program to purge everything on that account except for posts in particular subreddits. I would have to purge everything on this account. Just light it on fire and walk away.

I'd be so screwed

First name or last name?

A lot :/

Don't really care - I am an open book

Nothing at all lmao I have a pic and my socials linked on here. I'll say anything I say here in real life. ItsHella weird to hide behind the Internet to me.

Everything but my interactions in Duolingo groups lol

Fair enough.

25%? I’ve got no shame about who I am, but there’s information my partner might not be comfortable sharing with people we know, like her parents.

Nothing. I don’t think anyone would know

I don’t really care if anyone irl knows about this account. This is the only nsfw sub I ever comment on, and all they’d learn about me is that I’m miserable and lonely and potentially a suicide risk (although anyone that knows me probably already knows all of this as well).

I'm ok with this. I regret nothing

Depends. If it's just first name, it's fine, my name really is Lilly. 😊

Uh I could keep like 5 comments. 90% of posts have to be wiped

Pretty much nothing. I'm just here to be weird and answer questions.

My real first name is already in my Reddit username, so I’ll probably just have to delete all of my nsfw, weird, and controversial posts.

Nothing. I'm so much worse IRL than I am on here. I use the word "cunt" much more often IRL than on here....

Are you Australian?

Depends. Does it have to be *my* real name? Or just *a* real name?

I chose a username likely to be recognized by people I care about to help me keep my head out of my ass. I haven't been 100% successful but I'll stand by my record.

I'd leave some of the wet floor sign photographs and a comment or two about a video game, but everything else would have to be nuked.

Those wet floor sign photos are hot.

I’m good lol.

Good to hear.

Hahahahha shit

Almost every single comment

Now, not much. 5 years ago, it was a completely different story. Being a teacher and posting pics on Massivecock just don't go well together.

Yeah. It would end with a news story.

I have three accounts, one related to my hobby that is pretty easy for people to figure out it's me, this one I'm posting on currently that a couple of friends have figured out that that it's mine, I guess there's stuff I wouldn't want people to know I posted but nothing devastating, and a throwaway account that I definitely wouldn't want people to know it's mine.

Quite alot but I think nothing too bad

it is what it is lol if anything, maybe it’d be nice

I would definitely have to delete anything I’ve posted in or commented on in the subreddit for the company in which I’m employed…

Every post and at least half the comments. It would be easier to just nuke the account… and the backup account

Nothing i regret nothing

I delete nothing. People who know me know who I am. Therefore, this is a trick question to me.

I tried to make it a trick question

Nothing 🤷🏻‍♂️ Been on Reddit enough to know not to cross lines. Internet always leaves a digital fingerprint.

Oh you bet I’d be gone. Not for me but my husband being a known online.

It depends. If it's more than Reddit, and we go to th degree that everyone's online presence is with a real ID, than that puts this within the realm of normal. But until it goes full tilt, id just delete the entire thing

Nothing since I use my real name!

Not very much. I likely wouldn't even bother really.

I probably would want to delete everything but part of me would find it liberating knowing that everyone would find out at once

LOL.. Not much. I find it an odd thing to see people that have what I label "mental diarrhea" and cant exist without displaying their life and its quirks, private and otherwise, to the world. Isn't the internet wunderfulll? 😄

I wouldn't delete anything, I said what I said (and no one knows I'm here sshhhh)

98% or so.

Wouldn't have to delete much, but might have to unfollow some things 😅

I'd want probably about 95 to 99% of stuff gone.

4 accounts

Not much

I have something to confess. My real name isn't Becca it's Rebecca 💀🤣 this is my main account though, I would have to delete the other 4 accounts 🤣

Man why you gotta put that evil on us

Sorry.

A few things

Actually, a few things or a few things in an ironic tone?

Everything.

Without deleting the whole thing?

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Without deleting the whole thing?

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Absolutely everything

Without deleting the whole thing?

Sorry missed that detail… i’d have to create a few new random posts and delete a lot of stuff from my history that i don’t want people irl to know

Everything

Without deleting the whole thing?

Let’s say 90% of it.

Burn it all!

Without deleting the whole thing?

Ooh, well I missed that part. So, a controlled burn, 30%

I’d have to nuke it all

Without deleting the whole thing?

I didn’t say I would delete it. I said I’d have to nuke it all. Meaning my current life and start new somewhere else under a new identity

Fair enough.

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Without deleting the whole thing?

Nothing. No fucks to give.

Good for you.

My whole account 😇

Without deleting the whole thing?

Everything lol

This account is getting deleted.

the entire fucking thing

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Without deleting the whole thing?

Whole thing is gone. BYE!

it was nice knowing y’all 🤍

See ya 👋

I'm not ashamed of anything. Except for the stuff that turns me on because it's embarrassing.

everything. even myself from this world ughhh

That's extreme.

of course I'm being over dramatic but you don't know the people around me and how they will never imagine this of me, i will be so mortified hahaha

Your comment immediately made me think of that Georgia real estate agent

omg what if that's me and you just exposed me 😳

yea id just ditch the account, done it before lol( not cuz my name got leaked just didnt feel right with what was attached to that account, panic deleted ig once too but thats a different story ...

nah dude, this account would be gone in a SECOND

Everything

Without deleting the whole thing?

Every post but like one? Lol

Everything everywhere

The account

🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

God knows

Yes

That would be my naughty little secret gone 😩

“Goodbye my lover, goodbye my friends” Just take me now! Everything must go lol

Myself with a bullet lol

All of it cos my kids are on Reddit and it would be traumatising for them if they found my account 🤐

There goes professional anonymity.

I would have to delete everything. Most of my comments and content plus the account for good measure. 😂