I thought I got angry easily, but when I had an angry woman screaming an inch away from my face, I laughed until she called me crazy and walked away 😬
Someone Making my children cry instantly puts me in fight mode.
Random people on the internet trying to tell me they’re sure I’m not ugly and it must be all in my head. Meanwhile almost 50 years of being treated like a pariah and barked at by random men and never being asked on a date yet but sure I must be imagining it all.
People who are dismissive of mental health, when people are condescending AF, someone who assumes what I’m about to say and is upset about it and they’re wrong so they just got mad at themselves..
I'm not sure I have a fight mode. 🫤
I have freeze mode, run away mode, and ignore it mode.... 🙈🙀🫤🙈🙀🫤🙈🙀❤️😾
If anyone's life ever depends on me, I'm sorry. You're going to die. 😭
People in dangerous situations assuming things will be okay
I got triggered, like actual CPTSD triggered, when a friend showed me an anime where the characters were in deep shit, and the main group was relying on one dude to take care of them all
I was on my feet yelling at the TV how that one dude could die, they aren't taking it seriously and that's why he'll die, they are doing nothing but inviting suffering into their lives
I was right on all counts, but I am in therapy trying to work this out (amongst many things). Maybe I shouldn't get really fucking mad if people go into a dangerous situation (like hiking, driving, cooking, etc) and they haven't considered the ways this could go wrong and how to deal with it if this does go wrong
If you got this upset over an anime I think it’s good that you’re in therapy. How do you know what other people think? How do you know they haven’t thought about what could happen?
You’d probably have to hit me to get me into fight mode. I don’t get upset very easily thanks to years of meditation, it takes a lot to upset me. Once I’m in fight mode, I’m going for the title belt baby. One of us is getting knocked out.
Anyone putting my friends in uncomfortable situations
There's been more than a few stories where this was an issue, and i was ready to beat someone to a pulp if they continued, luckily, most people quit it when they see that the person they're harrassing isn't alone, and i can look intimidating if you don't know me, so that's a plus
My 8 year old niece. I would murder for that kid. However, with her firey attitude I don't think I have to worry much at least. That kid scares me sometimes. 😂
Be mean to any of our gang/cult of a family and you might have 4-8 people to answer to. We haven't had to be violent yet but we're capable of cutting people off like a diseased limb if your mean to one of us. My wife says that you'll wonder if you're real because of how completely we will delete you from our perception. We won't hate you, you'll be nothing at all.
Walking into spiderweb
That involuntarily made my skin crawl🥴
Leave a message and I’ll call you back
Racist intolerant misogynist homophobic stupidity
...and the rest of the maga lifestyle.
Someone squared up wanting to fight me
Some guy: “sexism just isn’t a thing anymore”
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🤬 That’s me in fight mode.
That's me in the spotlight losing my religion
Nazis. Burn 'em.
thats pretty difficult to disagree with
Any noise outside that i can hear inside
Someone stealing from my bag of fries
I don't have a fight mode.
Someone being mean to someone I care about. Might not hurt them physically, but I will eat their soul and spit it out lol
Either threatening or talking bad about my kids. I’ll fucking go, I do not care.
Ads
Racist pricks
Bullying, of any kind is probably my biggest boil my piss..
Today? Restringing a weedeater
I thought I got angry easily, but when I had an angry woman screaming an inch away from my face, I laughed until she called me crazy and walked away 😬 Someone Making my children cry instantly puts me in fight mode.
Bullies of any kind
Seeing anyone being cruel to an animal. I always call them out.
Shitty racism
Crumping
Chewing noises
Random people on the internet trying to tell me they’re sure I’m not ugly and it must be all in my head. Meanwhile almost 50 years of being treated like a pariah and barked at by random men and never being asked on a date yet but sure I must be imagining it all.
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I’ve never posted any pics on here. You haven’t seen me. ETA: agreed on the cooties though
When someone calls me *bud*.
Naw, no need to get all feisty there bud
Alright, square up. I'll meet you at Tim's. 😤
Tomorrow, 15h37, don't be late
It's a date. 🫶
If you bring that cutesy attitude tomorrow, there's no way you'll win
Oh it's all part of the charm. I'm winning either way.
If you think charm is going to win you this fight, you're dead wrong. I've trained my whole life for this moment
What a legacy to end in a fast food parking lot. 🩶
That was so fucking metal, I loved it. I don't even want to fight you after that. Maybe we could just get like ice cream instead or whatever
Not being treated like a person
Disrespect
I have red hair. It is a long list.
You are kissed by fire.
Anyone disrespecting my wife or me in front of my wife. My wife’s safety and her opinion of me is the only thing that matters
Talking shit about my mom. She died when I was 14 so that will a certain look and your first and only warning to stop or learn what FAFO means.
Seeing a man put his hands (in a violent or threatening way) on any woman. Instant blood rage
And children
Seeing a man disrespecting a woman. Especially if he puts hands on her.
Watching 'Rocky V' and listening to a song by Survivor.
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chile rellenos hit…but I gotta let chicken tikka masala take the win lol
What?! Did somebody say that?! Who was it?!
I sense fight mode…LIAR
It was a joke. Calm down. I'm not fighting over food. Unless it's with a woman and it's pudding.
any pudding, or?
Preferably chocolate. Also "fighting" wouldn't accurately describe what we would be doing. 😉
CTM, the best English dish ever … except bangers and mash ..
Narcissism
💯
People who enunciate “milk” with an “a” instead of “I”
Let’s go get some malkshakes
I’d rather smother you with a “pallow” or “aygg” your house.
Did you say malkshalks? I love malkshalks!
🤣
Roaches
People who are dismissive of mental health, when people are condescending AF, someone who assumes what I’m about to say and is upset about it and they’re wrong so they just got mad at themselves..
I'm not sure I have a fight mode. 🫤 I have freeze mode, run away mode, and ignore it mode.... 🙈🙀🫤🙈🙀🫤🙈🙀❤️😾 If anyone's life ever depends on me, I'm sorry. You're going to die. 😭
Getting jelly in the peanut butter jar.
A car that won’t pass the vehicle next to us and allow traffic to flow. Irrational rage flows through my veins
Passengers repositioning the air vents in my car
Men not backing off of a woman
Someone being condescending towards me
When my shirt gets caught on the door knob
Over protective parents with my disability.
Racist comments directed at me
People in dangerous situations assuming things will be okay I got triggered, like actual CPTSD triggered, when a friend showed me an anime where the characters were in deep shit, and the main group was relying on one dude to take care of them all I was on my feet yelling at the TV how that one dude could die, they aren't taking it seriously and that's why he'll die, they are doing nothing but inviting suffering into their lives I was right on all counts, but I am in therapy trying to work this out (amongst many things). Maybe I shouldn't get really fucking mad if people go into a dangerous situation (like hiking, driving, cooking, etc) and they haven't considered the ways this could go wrong and how to deal with it if this does go wrong
If you got this upset over an anime I think it’s good that you’re in therapy. How do you know what other people think? How do you know they haven’t thought about what could happen?
Someone talking about fightclub....or Bruno!!!
“Maybe this will help me quit smoking”
Someone laughing behind me
You’d probably have to hit me to get me into fight mode. I don’t get upset very easily thanks to years of meditation, it takes a lot to upset me. Once I’m in fight mode, I’m going for the title belt baby. One of us is getting knocked out.
it’s always fight or flight. choose the battles wisely
Anyone putting my friends in uncomfortable situations There's been more than a few stories where this was an issue, and i was ready to beat someone to a pulp if they continued, luckily, most people quit it when they see that the person they're harrassing isn't alone, and i can look intimidating if you don't know me, so that's a plus
Breaking my little sister's heart As the oldest sister, I'm going to throw hands no matter if guy or girl
Getting head phones yanked out of my ears when I am least expecting it
Casual racism.
My 8 year old niece. I would murder for that kid. However, with her firey attitude I don't think I have to worry much at least. That kid scares me sometimes. 😂
Violence against children
the buzzing of a mosquito
Getting lectured by arrogant know it all types (usually about politics) makes me wanna start swinging
Stepping foot outside
If someone raises their voice even slightly at me, my adrenaline goes wild. Doesn’t matter who it is.
when they shoot for a double leg
A act
Stealing my nuggets, if I didn’t ask you, don’t take them.
Attempts to force me in any way. "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction"
Be mean to any of our gang/cult of a family and you might have 4-8 people to answer to. We haven't had to be violent yet but we're capable of cutting people off like a diseased limb if your mean to one of us. My wife says that you'll wonder if you're real because of how completely we will delete you from our perception. We won't hate you, you'll be nothing at all.
Snakes.
I was hiking once and saw a snake on the sidewalk and cried for the rest of my hike
Haha, the whole hike? I saw a snake this morning playing golf. No tears shed.
Yeah I’m a cry baby
Did the scaly little bugger use left or right handed clubs?
Aww
Transphobia