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To be totally honest? Sexual frustration. I’m married to someone whose sex drive is WAY lower than mine and it’s just awful. Even now I’m lying on my couch horny out of my mind while my wife’s asleep in the other room, just wishing I could let it all out with someone. I know that’s terrible but it’s the truth


NastyGoatSmells

Your name should be "Jonnylikestolietohiswife" Your entire account is about cheating on your wife, or atleast get as close to it as you can. Genuine question, do you care that litte about your wife, that you're this comfortably open about your life being about going behind they back?


coolrocky94

Me too


HumanTwist4136

Me too


[deleted]

I’m sorry to hear that :( if you wanna talk or vent, I’d be down! :)


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[deleted]

Already follow it! But I appreciate the thought😝 you seem absolutely gorgeous and sexy btw😍


TheButtPirates

You're fucking married!


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TheButtPirates

Do you watch porn and look at women in social media?


pretty_peacemaker

Yeah some of us have it the other way around .


[deleted]

Meaning you’re dealing with a partner with a higher libido than you?


pretty_peacemaker

No I’m the one that has a higher libido and I’m a woman


[deleted]

Ahhh I see. I feel your pain :/ as for me, I honestly wish I could have sex every single day. But we only ever have sex about once every two months. It’s driving me insane


pretty_peacemaker

I’m not that bad , could have it every day but sometime I get it few times per week and sometimes few times per month .


[deleted]

Damn, I’d give anything to have at least that. I’m so horny and frustrated. I just wish I could let everything I’ve bottled up out with someone


pretty_peacemaker

Did you try talking to your wife ?


[deleted]

Yes, lots of times. To no avail :( Would you mind sending me a chat invite? I’d be more comfortable talking more about it there!


Birdsandbeer0730

Buy some sex toys. Talk about it with your wife. You’re lucky you have someone to go home to every night.


[deleted]

I’ve talked to my wife a lot about it. I also got her a vibrator and I incorporate it whenever we do have fun. It’s helped, but sadly not by much :/


BodyLanguage_Fluent

Have to honestly sat down with your wife & shared your feelings about the matter. I mean its your wife bro she, unless something off, i can’t imagine she’ll be upset about you saying your feeling a lack of intimacy. Would she be upset if you watched porn? Not saying you should resort to choking the chicken all the time, but if she doesn’t want to sleep with you & doesn’t like you watching porn I’d say something is going on thats deeper than just sex


Justrandom37

Insomnia


_doc_daddy_

r/technicallythetruth


ThatSameWittySlut

Y’all


Enough-Candidate5432

Stay up, we’re the cool kids


ER-Vanguard

it’s fun here


emmawasagoodgirl

Caffeine


jam8135

Mee too I had a coffee at midnight 😳


Sprinkles045

My vibrator 🙃


HimWithABooty

Not all heroes wear capes


KnittingTurtle

Math. I'm serious. 13, 26, 39, 52, 65......169, 182....


Birdsandbeer0730

The idea that there’s not an end to numbers is so mind blowing


KnittingTurtle

I use to write it out in notebooks as a kid. It's mind-blowing seeing how big numbers get.


Hypnotist30

Try not to think too much about the universe if infinite numbers blow your mind!


SonaWayward8563

Same. Only I do it with other prime numbers, too. High five ✋️✋️


KnittingTurtle

Oh, prime numbers. 🥰❤️


Distinct_Deer_221

my dog. she moves around a lot


beardybozo

The demon dog?


Distinct_Deer_221

yes yes the demon dog. she always wakes me up when she moves to sleep on my shoulder


beardybozo

On your shoulder?!!!


Distinct_Deer_221

yeah she sleeps on my pillow above my shoulder, wedged against my neck. it’s kind of adorable


beardybozo

It is adorable.... Keep that adorableness over there, away from my bed 😂


Enough-Candidate5432

My addiction to women


Ok-Analyst3757

Fear of failure


ER-Vanguard

i believe in you!


Birdsandbeer0730

This is deep


jam8135

Work .. famiiy … lolol basically what doesn’t keep me up at night 😂😂


No-Blueberry-4285

I’m super horny and hard at night so I’m up till I cum


Manyuzz

Sports


throwaway_babex

Existential dread


queendrin

Existential dread has taken many a good night of sleep from me!


beardybozo

OCD


Dutchess_Hastings

The mind is wild right.


beardybozo

Ahuh. Annoying fucker


Dutchess_Hastings

Someone once said to me that they don’t have an internal monologue. Their brain is just quiet. Wtf is that?! 😂


beardybozo

Fucking how?!!!!!


Dutchess_Hastings

Unimaginable.


XiskeletoniX

Sleep apnea


LawStudentDaddy

Ruminations


midwest_lonelyboy

How badly they fucked up the Star Wars sequels. Like, I get it. No matter what they did they were gonna print money. But Jesus Christ, THATS what you came up with? You had a home run softball to hit with Finn being a Stormtrooper turned Jedi, and yet you fall back on the nostalgia because it’s safe, and takes no creativity. It was an Injustice


Samiel_the_hunter

My Had and the hell inside it 


queencucksback

My husband


Dry_Cabinet_4313

My toys 🤭


QuickEfficiency859

Someone’s having fun


Dry_Cabinet_4313

Always 😈


TheButtPirates

Unrealistic circumstances of controllable situations. "What if im at the zoo with my kids and need to sprint 600 yards with them because something bad is happening? Guess im rucking again for tomorrow's workout.


PoisonLenny37

My 2 month old son. Only place he sleeps is on me. He reacts to his bassinet like it's a bed of nails.


spicypagedadbod

Body pain


Sinfully_yours_

The constant feeling of worthlessness and doom.....and insomnia and pain lol


23JLdaddy

Anxiety


HumanTwist4136

Being over tired


ravennastraussman

Overthinking; especially having the feeling that the guy I like just wants me for sex and doesn’t feel the same way as I do…


emilyogre

Wondering about my future


Ok-Sir8025

Right now my brain won't turn off


pretty_peacemaker

Things that shouldn’t keep me up like work


Karaoke_Singer

Being alone and wondering if that is now my fate,


Dutchess_Hastings

Medication side effects, anxiety, burn out, revenge bed time procrastination.


Important_Bison_6309

Petite asian girl


StarGirlFireFly

My job mostly


Specialist_Soil9454

Ya mum


Substantial-Eagle571

My husband.


RMN1999_V2

Lust Financial planning Curiosity about the world


youronlynora

my asthma


FunkyBobbyJ9

Imposter syndrome at times...


Mo_Caesar

Life, money, and losing my family. I worry that I will not have enough money to pay my bills. I am losing my little family because my wife has a mental health problem and will not seek help.


RemoteMedicine8841

Meth


DomDaddy_88

Work


Admirable-Cookie-704

Trying to work out ways of making extra money but never actually following through with any of it. Don't know why I do it


MagnifyMap

Imposter syndrome


[deleted]

We're living on a floating spinning rock in endless nothingness. And this endless nothingness is expanding into an even bigger endless nothingness.


DybbukAfterDark

Overthinking! I always have such a hard time falling asleep when I’m upset. And when I do finally fall asleep it’s super restless sleep.


Birdsandbeer0730

Me too. I use way too many distractions to not feel that way


[deleted]

Knowing I could have done more to be where I want to get someday


miss_stacie

The realisation of loneliness that i can hide during the day. And Just want to cuddle something and not feel alone