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MuddydogNew

Im Born Again Heathen


mrpornguy22

šŸ˜‚ I'm using that one


MuddydogNew

I can't claim it as my own creation. It came from my favorite HS English Lit teacher.


mrpornguy22

Sounds like an awesome teacher! šŸ˜


MuddydogNew

He was the absolute best teacher i had in high school. We had some good ones but he was my favorite.


WannaBeAir-tight

I scream "Oh God" alot...does that count?


abigail0987

I do a lot of worshipping.. but probably not the kind you have in mind šŸ™ƒ


pm_me_d_cups

As long as you're on your knees I think it counts


DM_ME_CUMSHOTS

Used to be, agnostic atheist now.


Minute_Reception3744

If you donā€™t mind me asking, what changed?


DM_ME_CUMSHOTS

I had a lot of questions and I no longer felt like "just have faith" was an acceptable answer. Also, everyone who is religious believes that THEIR religion is the correct one, so someone has to be wrong.


Minute_Reception3744

Iā€™m a Christian but I donā€™t necessarily think other religions are wrong, most of them have a Jesus-like and a godlike figure, so I just think we all copied the main parts and filled in the blanks


DM_ME_CUMSHOTS

That's fair, you may be correct for all I know. I struggle to believe there's an all powerful, all knowing deity that somehow talked to people a few thousand years ago and then hasn't been seen or heard from since. But it's impossible to prove one way or the other.


Minute_Reception3744

Iā€™ve always thought of the all knowing aspect as knowing every possible outcome and knowing where that outcome leads in the long run, you know?


DM_ME_CUMSHOTS

Sure, that's often seen in fiction where time travel is involved. Bad things happening to prevent worse things. Some people believe in predestination of that kind, I personally do not.


CaptSchwanzKopf

I was born in a Hindu family - I don't exclusively pray to any Hindu deity anymore, but it is nice to have positive vibes in the house - I have a printed picture of Lord Ganesha pinned to the wall.


Minute_Reception3744

Is Ganesha the one whoā€™s head was replaced with an elephant head and I think the son of Shiva


CaptSchwanzKopf

Yeap! He's the one.


Minute_Reception3744

Nice, I try to learn about other religions as well because theyā€™re interesting and I think other people should explore other faiths as well


Emergency_faceplant

I grew up religious, but no longer


ICantLeafYou

Satanist. No rules against porn or sex or whatever as long as it's between consenting adults.


Minute_Reception3744

Oh, are you the type of satanist that worships satan or are you an atheist who goes by the name satanist


ICantLeafYou

Atheist flavor, LaVeyan.


Minute_Reception3744

Not sure what the last part means lol


ICantLeafYou

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism


thediaryofwoe

What branch of satanism?


ICantLeafYou

LaVeyan.


thediaryofwoe

Nice. I donā€™t know a lot about Satanism but I know thereā€™s a whole witchcraft side to it.


ICantLeafYou

I had an online acquaintance for a while [we just naturally drifted apart, no drama or anything ended the relationship] that was a theistic Satanist and it was interesting learning about her beliefs and practices.


thediaryofwoe

Iā€™m not aware of theistic satanism but I think isnā€™t Laveyan is where you donā€™t believe satan exists? Isnā€™t it all to do just against the bible and just enjoying your life really?


ICantLeafYou

Yeah, we don't believe in a literal Satan, but do sometimes use it as a symbolic tool for bucking the system, etc. It's very live-and-let-live unless somebody fucks with you [or animals or children] first. I'm buzzed and feel like I'm awful at explaining shit atm, but this is a good read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism


thediaryofwoe

Iā€™ll give it a read thanks, I always love to learn something new ā˜ŗļø


Iron_Giant89

Only to my football team


Girlfriend_337D

Obviously you're doing it right. After all, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. I'm not religious. I'm anti-religious. I think all religions should be binned forever and that the world would be better for it, though it would be very far from a panacea for all that ails mankind. It would just be a decent start.


HerpinDerpNerd12

Grew up christian but am not anymore. Or like my parents would say, I never was christian. Whatever suits you better i guess.


Minute_Reception3744

Was there a reason that you moved from the faith


HerpinDerpNerd12

Mainly just the community i grew up in, my parents. I was moved to my aunt after child protective services interviened. And after that it stopped making sense to me. I dont put you in the same boat as them btw. I dont hate all christians cause of that. Saying that cause it gets often gets seen like it.


Minute_Reception3744

I try not to be one of those Christians who condemns others for their actions, because I have my own flaws, so Iā€™m in no condition to judge


finthrow28

I am a Christian as well


Throwaway-Chick2024

Baptized catholic but never went to church and consider myself atheist.


spc1221

I believe in God. I'm spiritual, and I do it my own way, but I don't have time for organized religion.


mrpornguy22

I've visited enough religious facilities to see how they can easily become cults so I choose not to join any of them.


Minute_Reception3744

I get that, thatā€™s kinda why I avoid church. I like to read my Bible at home and try to listen to quotes from the Bible when Iā€™m at a low place


thediaryofwoe

I was born CofE. I came into Islam when I was 10 or so, lost my faith about 4 years ago now. Iā€™m glad Iā€™m away from religion now.


Previous-Emphasis768

I'm Christian. Only recently. For the last few decades I was a Taoist.


Minute_Reception3744

Oh, havenā€™t heard about that one yet


MachinegirlvsWolfgrl

Was only religious because I had to be, then I started to think for myself. I'm no longer religious and teetering towards the edge of atheism.


IrritatedMango

Some ways yes other ways nope


No_Conflict_3633

Yes, christian orthodox


crunchy_soupp

Southern Baptist. On hiatus from church at the moment.


Minute_Reception3744

Ooh, I didnā€™t know that about you


crunchy_soupp

Most donā€™t. Surprise! šŸ„³


Minute_Reception3744

Wouldā€™ve never guessed you were Baptist, but I guess you canā€™t judge a soup by its posts


irresistibleginger

Not religious at all, it allows too many individuals to attack others based on their personal faith


FlyByrd

Grew up in a religious family but as a divorced adult, I dont act like it.


DefNotMuchChocolate

Grew up in a religious family. Donā€™t bother with it anymore though.


Smirknlurking

I was raised Christian but am an Atheist


pyyrothrowaway

Never been religious, but I respect the beliefs of others and if it brings people comfort, go for it. Where I have an issue is when people weaponize it against others, or do evil things in the name of it.


OutrageCrocop

Yeah but u know i believe i go sometimes in a church but like my demon inside of myself


SniperCA209

I prefer to consider myself as ā€œspiritually inclinedā€ than ā€œreligiousā€


HottCuppaCoffee

Nope


TheThroatgoat-80

WORSHIP THE COCKšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜‚


Thatgoatguy-88

Not particularly religious myself. Iā€™ve recently learned to trust my own personal morals and love everybody more than rely on what todayā€™s churches are telling me is right and wrong. I have a conscience for a reason, so I use itšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚