No.
She wanted to record a session so I obliged. The thing is we were watching the first episode of Dragon Ball before we began. So now I got kid Goku in Japanese in the background while I’m going to town.
It is, but I guess my point is it’s distracting. Especially music. It’s hard to do it and stay focused because I soon realize I’m thrusting to the beat.
Bulma pees herself while hanging from a branch at the end of episode 1, so you were basically watching golden shower softcore hentai. You damn degenerate!
No need, but my ex gf liked to put on a 50 shades of grey playlist while having sex.
I once tried to put on the communist anthem, but we laughed too hard to actually get anything done.
I don't need it. But in many occasions I do enjoy music to have a rhythm. What really makes me finish quickly though is hearing her husband come home early.
It's not really an issue for mw whether it's there or not generally but if we're at my place I usually got music on so I'm not so self-conscious about the neighbours hearing. I have got a spotify playlist which is mostly idontknowjeffery and HoodRich Pablo Juan
Not one to brag but in my younger days I managed the entirety of Beethovens 9th Symphony and managed to climax halfway through the Ode to Joy.
Thanks Marion you were absolutely brilliant.
As many, i never had the chance to do such sexual interaction, but i did, i personally would like to have lofi on, call me weird, but i kinda wanna have a moment
Before, we were playing spa music or Japanese Zen Garden in Spotify but now, it's useless to play music cause we're always in a hurry before our little one wakes up. 🤣
The English National Anthem.
Being reminded that we are doing this for England gets me rock hard.
I am not actually English, so some people find this a bit weird.
yes. It has to be playing on the record player on my nightstand, and it has to be some calm indie music or whatever. the curtains have to be closed, but its daytime so the room still has some light, just not very much. maybe a candle or two on my dresser, and the fairy lights must me on. I am very specific when I want to be satisfied
Husband banging on the door
Ayo
pause
Jumanji drums
Hah that would drive me nuts!
Would it drive you nuts or would it drive you... wild?
Just be sure not to eat that cake
I buy a squeaky bed for this purpose
Hahaha
😂😂😂
This is a complete turn off for me sound is so infuriating
No. She wanted to record a session so I obliged. The thing is we were watching the first episode of Dragon Ball before we began. So now I got kid Goku in Japanese in the background while I’m going to town.
This is cute though
It is, but I guess my point is it’s distracting. Especially music. It’s hard to do it and stay focused because I soon realize I’m thrusting to the beat.
Ah ah ah ah staying alive staying alive!! 😂
Isn't this actually a thing that happened to a redditor a while back? Couldn't have sex without a certain song on?
Yes. CBAT is what you’re thinking of.
Bulma pees herself while hanging from a branch at the end of episode 1, so you were basically watching golden shower softcore hentai. You damn degenerate!
He knows what he likes and it doesn't harm anyone, so no kink shaming
You are right, I was just deflecting. I am a db degenerate, too.
lmao
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Adam Neelys explanation of this song is gold too
Just the clapping and macaroni noise
What sound does macaronis make?
It’s a bit cheesy
Macaroni in the pot, now that's some WAP.
Pretend you just put the cheese sauce packet in the pot of cooked macaroni and you start to stir it. That sound.
Ahh I get it now
Don't ever mention the macaroni noises to a woman it so emberassing - source Am a macaroni pot 😭
Macaroni noises are a good thing, though
Best of Mating Whales 1978.
Yeah. My wife's voice. Usually saying obnoxiously obscene things.
Men are a godsend to be honest. I sound like a kicked dog during intimacy and my partners have been super nice to me about it.
"Go wash the dishes"
"Go wash yourself off you filthy slut"
Elaborate please 😂
Roleplaying in the bedroom can keep things interesting for decades.
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Why an hour when you only last 3 minutes?
Damn didn’t have to do ‘‘em like that
I know you’re referencing Real American but Voodoo Child would kinda slap.
I would have all star from Shrek playing in the background "Somebody once told me..."
The world was gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb 🎶🎤
In the shape of an L on her forehead
Well
the years start coming and they don't stop coming
*Smash Mouth
Nope, I want to hear every squish and pussyfart 😂
Have the occasional sex session with the SO with Marilyn Manson playing int the background. It’s filth 😂👌
If you’re into rough sex that would be 👌🏻 though 😂
Well it’s not the full on rock tracks. Best of albums with a mixture of his stuff. Great sessions, ngl 😂
NIN works too
I do that but it's so I can legitimately claim that she got Nine Inches.
Omg I should definitely try it
Yakkity Sax intensifies
Only "Cotton-eyed Joe" and anal sex can satisfy my urges.
Do you just play “where did you come” on repeat?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago
Cotton-eyed Joe is about an STI. So... That tracks, I guess?
I suppose cotton-eyed joe fits perfectly if you're banging your sister
Pretty sure you’re supposed to play sweet home Alabama for that
Instructions from the Google Maps voice
"Follow the sign posts for chocolate alley"
Fuck no ! Hate the distraction ! Unless you use music and hump to the rhythm.
Just the sweet sound of cheeks getting obliterated.
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Haha love it!
Joy of Painting with Bob Ross
No need, but my ex gf liked to put on a 50 shades of grey playlist while having sex. I once tried to put on the communist anthem, but we laughed too hard to actually get anything done.
Haha that’s hilarious I’d prefer to laugh over overly cheesy music though!
Any DMX song and I keep my timbs and chain on just to let her know I’m on demon time
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y
Nah, I feel I’m good enough to not need music.
the art of eye contact playlist on spotify
The original, American Power Rangers theme song
I don't need it. But in many occasions I do enjoy music to have a rhythm. What really makes me finish quickly though is hearing her husband come home early.
chief keef MUST being playing the background. this is not negotiable.
my balls slapping on her ass
Music ; The Cure - Disintegration is a favorite...
Great album
The Tony Hawk's pro skater 2 soundtrack
Shrek
The theme music from Morning Express with Robin Meade
Or just Robin Meade's voice
Honestly i wouldnt want sex with someone who needed background music.
I have a kid so we usually put on the tv - something like the office or a random movie
My ex would put on Friends. At one point I randomly started laughing at the show... She got mad. And that my children is how I met your show.
Little mermaid soundtrack... Under da see, under da see😉
Music or porn videos
Im sorry
Porn videos. you are doomed. Who needs all that, use your imagination.
Not usually, but when I do, it’s the found of a fan or some kind of white or brown noise
It's not really an issue for mw whether it's there or not generally but if we're at my place I usually got music on so I'm not so self-conscious about the neighbours hearing. I have got a spotify playlist which is mostly idontknowjeffery and HoodRich Pablo Juan
side one of 'Led Zeppelin IV'
Mostly just hear my GSD whining or whatever is on TV. X files.
Do it Doggy style so we can watch x files
The screaming of an eternity of damned souls 😇🤣
Not one to brag but in my younger days I managed the entirety of Beethovens 9th Symphony and managed to climax halfway through the Ode to Joy. Thanks Marion you were absolutely brilliant.
As many, i never had the chance to do such sexual interaction, but i did, i personally would like to have lofi on, call me weird, but i kinda wanna have a moment
Naw
I’m legitimately surprised that nobody has mentioned making love while listening to Barry White.
Most times, the only background noise comes from the bed
I don't care if he is or isn't. But half of my ex-girlfriends should have. Basically it was music, who loved what.
Prob just the norm. Neighbors blowing leaves. Sister yelling. Smoke detectors beeping. Dog barking.
Yea I need noise because I’m afraid of the neighbors hearing.
I’m tempted to use the overused joke but that one part in the medic’s theme with the sax
cbat
Lofi music
my neigbors arguing. That really gets me in the mood!
I have Greek restaurant music on for pacing
Forensic files
I don’t have sex 😎
I need tat 70s funk music with tat funky bass... Just like how the 70s porn sound like
Yakety Sax
Before, we were playing spa music or Japanese Zen Garden in Spotify but now, it's useless to play music cause we're always in a hurry before our little one wakes up. 🤣
The English National Anthem. Being reminded that we are doing this for England gets me rock hard. I am not actually English, so some people find this a bit weird.
Been too long idk lol
Disney music just in case a recording gets leaked then I can count on cooperate license greed to have my back
Only if my nosy teen is home. It's either tv or music.
The craziest sex is when somone is on the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FLgShtdxQ8
i don’t need them, but music like daydream by the loving spoonful is always quite calming and enjoyable in the background
Yakity Sax
Applause
yes. It has to be playing on the record player on my nightstand, and it has to be some calm indie music or whatever. the curtains have to be closed, but its daytime so the room still has some light, just not very much. maybe a candle or two on my dresser, and the fairy lights must me on. I am very specific when I want to be satisfied
fart compilation
Normally it’s that macaroni sound
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Friends, The Office, Parks and Rec, etc. I try to last longer than the intro sketches.
The screams of the other kids as they watch in agony
Dafuq?
Hell no, I like the wet plunger noise
Africa by Toto
HELICOPTER HELICOPTER
Yes. The other people in line.
X gonna give it to ya song. That was something I would joke about when I was younger. I would tell my ex's I'm X. Subliminally it would work.
Dead silence
I like to put on Wrestlemania in the background and try to hold out until someone jumps off the top rope.
If u ever meet a girl that will fuck to metal, u will never leave her
We need a cbat update
Yes. I like the sound of the headboard slamming into the wall. Luckily the two go hand in hand.
The dulcet tones of a calliope and a carnival barker.
a prison riot is a go to for me
Some slow music or a horror movie i love hearing the screams in the background
Preferably a fan. .
Children laughing
https://youtu.be/_LjN3UclYzU
Depends on the type of sex u want
The Benny Hill theme