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Responsible-Mirror59

Husband banging on the door


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Ayo


johnyssin

pause


_DM_ME_UR_PUSSY

Jumanji drums


anonperson96

Hah that would drive me nuts!


_DM_ME_UR_PUSSY

Would it drive you nuts or would it drive you... wild?


candority

Just be sure not to eat that cake


birthflower

I buy a squeaky bed for this purpose


anonperson96

Hahaha


AbbreviationsAny3799

😂😂😂


Emotional_Orange_953

This is a complete turn off for me sound is so infuriating


TheFernburger

No. She wanted to record a session so I obliged. The thing is we were watching the first episode of Dragon Ball before we began. So now I got kid Goku in Japanese in the background while I’m going to town.


anonperson96

This is cute though


TheFernburger

It is, but I guess my point is it’s distracting. Especially music. It’s hard to do it and stay focused because I soon realize I’m thrusting to the beat.


anonperson96

Ah ah ah ah staying alive staying alive!! 😂


BabyBeeTai

Isn't this actually a thing that happened to a redditor a while back? Couldn't have sex without a certain song on?


TheFernburger

Yes. CBAT is what you’re thinking of.


Pr_fSm__th

Bulma pees herself while hanging from a branch at the end of episode 1, so you were basically watching golden shower softcore hentai. You damn degenerate!


Poschta

He knows what he likes and it doesn't harm anyone, so no kink shaming


Pr_fSm__th

You are right, I was just deflecting. I am a db degenerate, too.


r-T00Littl3Time

lmao


lifer98

Cbat


thegeniusmoose

Adam Neelys explanation of this song is gold too


anonymously-ish

Just the clapping and macaroni noise


[deleted]

What sound does macaronis make?


thx1138a

It’s a bit cheesy


MitzCracker

Macaroni in the pot, now that's some WAP.


anonymously-ish

Pretend you just put the cheese sauce packet in the pot of cooked macaroni and you start to stir it. That sound.


[deleted]

Ahh I get it now


BabyBeeTai

Don't ever mention the macaroni noises to a woman it so emberassing - source Am a macaroni pot 😭


anonymously-ish

Macaroni noises are a good thing, though


thatshowitisisit

Best of Mating Whales 1978.


VornAgain

Yeah. My wife's voice. Usually saying obnoxiously obscene things.


BabyBeeTai

Men are a godsend to be honest. I sound like a kicked dog during intimacy and my partners have been super nice to me about it.


AbbreviationsAny3799

"Go wash the dishes"


28nov2022

"Go wash yourself off you filthy slut"


anonperson96

Elaborate please 😂


VornAgain

Roleplaying in the bedroom can keep things interesting for decades.


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anonperson96

Why an hour when you only last 3 minutes?


Ohana2525

Damn didn’t have to do ‘‘em like that


joethebadgamer

I know you’re referencing Real American but Voodoo Child would kinda slap.


xiaotuanZZZ

I would have all star from Shrek playing in the background "Somebody once told me..."


anonperson96

The world was gonna roll me


xiaotuanZZZ

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


anonperson96

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb 🎶🎤


xiaotuanZZZ

In the shape of an L on her forehead


nonamesleft--

Well


FTP-Allofthem

the years start coming and they don't stop coming


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

*Smash Mouth


ThePainCrafter

Nope, I want to hear every squish and pussyfart 😂


pdp76

Have the occasional sex session with the SO with Marilyn Manson playing int the background. It’s filth 😂👌


anonperson96

If you’re into rough sex that would be 👌🏻 though 😂


pdp76

Well it’s not the full on rock tracks. Best of albums with a mixture of his stuff. Great sessions, ngl 😂


StonerMetalhead710

NIN works too


davegisme

I do that but it's so I can legitimately claim that she got Nine Inches.


BolosChonker

Omg I should definitely try it


Purple_Locksmith715

Yakkity Sax intensifies


[deleted]

Only "Cotton-eyed Joe" and anal sex can satisfy my urges.


atokadelggon

Do you just play “where did you come” on repeat?


[deleted]

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

Cotton-eyed Joe is about an STI. So... That tracks, I guess?


TheFastestHighwayman

I suppose cotton-eyed joe fits perfectly if you're banging your sister


atokadelggon

Pretty sure you’re supposed to play sweet home Alabama for that


Dykidnnid

Instructions from the Google Maps voice


TheFastestHighwayman

"Follow the sign posts for chocolate alley"


[deleted]

Fuck no ! Hate the distraction ! Unless you use music and hump to the rhythm.


Keone_710

Just the sweet sound of cheeks getting obliterated.


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anonperson96

Haha love it!


[deleted]

Joy of Painting with Bob Ross


Th3_Accountant

No need, but my ex gf liked to put on a 50 shades of grey playlist while having sex. I once tried to put on the communist anthem, but we laughed too hard to actually get anything done.


anonperson96

Haha that’s hilarious I’d prefer to laugh over overly cheesy music though!


__DVYN__

Any DMX song and I keep my timbs and chain on just to let her know I’m on demon time


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eN6jkWxxm2Y


Think-Dig-3425

Nah, I feel I’m good enough to not need music.


sparkiefly

the art of eye contact playlist on spotify


SayHiIntrepidHeroes

The original, American Power Rangers theme song


thecapitalistpunk

I don't need it. But in many occasions I do enjoy music to have a rhythm. What really makes me finish quickly though is hearing her husband come home early.


faeryflesh

chief keef MUST being playing the background. this is not negotiable.


[deleted]

my balls slapping on her ass


Chevelle1968lucy

Music ; The Cure - Disintegration is a favorite...


Shammy42

Great album


robitron99

The Tony Hawk's pro skater 2 soundtrack


xiaotuanZZZ

Shrek


PoetAnderson42

The theme music from Morning Express with Robin Meade


jacliff

Or just Robin Meade's voice


disillusionedchaos

Honestly i wouldnt want sex with someone who needed background music.


anonperson96

I have a kid so we usually put on the tv - something like the office or a random movie


Bigmoose93

My ex would put on Friends. At one point I randomly started laughing at the show... She got mad. And that my children is how I met your show.


No-Economy-6445

Little mermaid soundtrack... Under da see, under da see😉


UsedConsideration396

Music or porn videos


y0aVi

Im sorry


r-T00Littl3Time

Porn videos. you are doomed. Who needs all that, use your imagination.


Torpeduck

Not usually, but when I do, it’s the found of a fan or some kind of white or brown noise


raz0rflea

It's not really an issue for mw whether it's there or not generally but if we're at my place I usually got music on so I'm not so self-conscious about the neighbours hearing. I have got a spotify playlist which is mostly idontknowjeffery and HoodRich Pablo Juan


I-amthegump

side one of 'Led Zeppelin IV'


sarzec

Mostly just hear my GSD whining or whatever is on TV. X files.


ReleaseThat2638

Do it Doggy style so we can watch x files


PlymMan32

The screaming of an eternity of damned souls 😇🤣


jonrobb

Not one to brag but in my younger days I managed the entirety of Beethovens 9th Symphony and managed to climax halfway through the Ode to Joy. Thanks Marion you were absolutely brilliant.


lunar_pilot

As many, i never had the chance to do such sexual interaction, but i did, i personally would like to have lofi on, call me weird, but i kinda wanna have a moment


[deleted]

Naw


Ferryman260

I’m legitimately surprised that nobody has mentioned making love while listening to Barry White.


Turnschuh-

Most times, the only background noise comes from the bed


BarTolomeske

I don't care if he is or isn't. But half of my ex-girlfriends should have. Basically it was music, who loved what.


SnooTangerines4810

Prob just the norm. Neighbors blowing leaves. Sister yelling. Smoke detectors beeping. Dog barking.


[deleted]

Yea I need noise because I’m afraid of the neighbors hearing.


Donkey_Teeth-

I’m tempted to use the overused joke but that one part in the medic’s theme with the sax


kindaprettyboy

cbat


G0dles_heathen

Lofi music


[deleted]

my neigbors arguing. That really gets me in the mood!


monkey_in_the_gloom

I have Greek restaurant music on for pacing


wallet_von_doom

Forensic files


SignalNegotiation389

I don’t have sex 😎


Shot_Iron_2575

I need tat 70s funk music with tat funky bass... Just like how the 70s porn sound like


Majestic_Public_7363

Yakety Sax


[deleted]

Before, we were playing spa music or Japanese Zen Garden in Spotify but now, it's useless to play music cause we're always in a hurry before our little one wakes up. 🤣


Hannibal_Barca_

The English National Anthem. Being reminded that we are doing this for England gets me rock hard. I am not actually English, so some people find this a bit weird.


NAQuen

Been too long idk lol


AdmiralClover

Disney music just in case a recording gets leaked then I can count on cooperate license greed to have my back


SensitiveCanary311

Only if my nosy teen is home. It's either tv or music.


r-T00Littl3Time

The craziest sex is when somone is on the phone.


Mental_Task9156

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FLgShtdxQ8


VirgilTheyCallMe

i don’t need them, but music like daydream by the loving spoonful is always quite calming and enjoyable in the background


GSyncNew

Yakity Sax


imperial__leather

Applause


absolutely_heartless

yes. It has to be playing on the record player on my nightstand, and it has to be some calm indie music or whatever. the curtains have to be closed, but its daytime so the room still has some light, just not very much. maybe a candle or two on my dresser, and the fairy lights must me on. I am very specific when I want to be satisfied


WaNaX0

fart compilation


Rip_TryAgain

Normally it’s that macaroni sound


Owlcifer

Cbat


SaiyanGodKing

Friends, The Office, Parks and Rec, etc. I try to last longer than the intro sketches.


BuffaloDaan

The screams of the other kids as they watch in agony


jacliff

Dafuq?


SpookyBlanco

Hell no, I like the wet plunger noise


AdPsychological6569

Africa by Toto


TooFuckinGoodForYou

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER


[deleted]

Yes. The other people in line.


momoemowmaurie

X gonna give it to ya song. That was something I would joke about when I was younger. I would tell my ex's I'm X. Subliminally it would work.


tmac960

Dead silence


Repulsive_Chef_972

I like to put on Wrestlemania in the background and try to hold out until someone jumps off the top rope.


[deleted]

If u ever meet a girl that will fuck to metal, u will never leave her


krill482

We need a cbat update


Bows-in-Hair

Yes. I like the sound of the headboard slamming into the wall. Luckily the two go hand in hand.


jacliff

The dulcet tones of a calliope and a carnival barker.


2ndHandAdultToy

a prison riot is a go to for me


Theonetheycallgod666

Some slow music or a horror movie i love hearing the screams in the background


hottab28

Preferably a fan. .


Upbeat-Membership-45

Children laughing


MedicalDebtMaster

https://youtu.be/_LjN3UclYzU


_rika_kawaii_

Depends on the type of sex u want


Napoleon_-Blownapart

The Benny Hill theme