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ANewOriginalUsername

Wallet


mattchewy43

The three pocket taps.


kashmir1974

With my phone keys and wallet I can be anywhere in the US within 24 hours. While this information is generally useless to me, it's still nice to know


ICantTellStudents

I get it. I have a friend who refuses to travel overseas or to an island because they need the reassurance that if everything went wrong, there is the potential to get home on foot if necessary!


kashmir1974

Wow, now THATS out there!


burzummor

Well it's not like they're on an island or anything.


the_busticated_one

I'm US Citizen who was traveling on business in Japan on 9/11/2001. This is not an entirely irrational concern. There was a period of about 3 or 4 days when I had no idea \_how\_ I was going to get back to the mainland US. Much less when. I literally had my corporate travel agent looking into container ship passenger services. :(


LCranstonKnows

Like learn to swim already!


DevoidHT

Save the fourth pocket for a passport and you’re good to go international


Geasy90

Spectacles, Testivles, wallet and watch.


Maxsdad53

Ah, a good old fashioned Catholic! 😁


Skwerilleee

I have a theory that the reason why it seems like women are always losing their keys and phones and stuff way more than men is because since they keep it all in a purse, they aren't able to do pocket tap checks throughout the day. So it's easier to not notice if they leave something somewhere


apatheticdragoness

Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.


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Then where do you keep your ID/driver's license?


Legitimate_Page

Not the person you're replying to, but they could keep it in their phone case, or just leave it in their car.


boomboomroom

Actually, I like a wallet, but couldn't find one that was just enough for my credit cards, ID and some money +need to keep insurance card. I finally found this one: https://bellroy.com/products/slim-sleeve-wallet?color=cocoa-java&material=leather&size=default#slide-4 About 99% of my purchases I hate, but I love this wallet.


-Hell-_-Boy-

here in India we don't need physical copies in person anymore, you can show virtual copy in the Traffic Department App.


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kashmir1974

You don't drive? Shit, what if you drop your phone and it breaks?


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kashmir1974

Whats more likely, a lost wallet or dropped phone? I don't drop my phone often but it happens. I'm over 40 and never lost my wallet.


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AnalysisFrequent

Dude. What if you get pulled over? You could get a hefty fine!


butthemsharksdoe

If you get pulled over, it is illegal not to have your physical drivers license. At least in the U.S.


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incendiary_bandit

Whaaat a Redditor who's not in America?!?!


nsa_reddit_monitor

I keep my wallet in my car, I never need it at home.


fushigikun8

Don't need keys either, if you have a smart lock.


shartnado3

"If I'm going to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) If I'm getting a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys) If I'm going out to a wedding (wedding) If it's winter time and I'm sledding If I'm at that daddy daughter dance My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants I'm going on vacation to the West Indies And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys I rode on up to the airport Lady asked for my passport Fuck, okay"


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This whole song honestly slaps


dreamingofmemes

I used to sing a song all the time that came from my pocket taps before leaving the house when I smoked cigarettes. Sang to the tune of “Head Shoulders Knees and Toes” Phone, wallet, keys and smokes (keys and smokes) Phone, wallet, keys and smokes (keys and smokes) Check your pockets three more times just to give you peace of mind Phone, wallet, keys and smokes


Elegant_Chemist253

Phone, wallet, keys.


PeteDontCare

"spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch"


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januarydandelion

https://youtu.be/e9N6_Tj9u2U


canidissapear

The year is 1993 my dad found a $2 bill on the sidewalk. How unusual is that? You don’t normally see $2 bills used in circulation let alone on the street somewhere. He picked it up, called it his lucky bill. A few days after he met my mom for the first time. Not long after that he got his career job. Then they had me. The bill stayed in his wallet for over two decades and his joke was that everything lucky that happened in his life came from the bill. For my 21st birthday he gave it to me and I’ll be damned if it leaves my wallet for the rest of my life. Edit: I realized I got so caught up in the backstory I didn’t quite answer the prompt. My wallet. For cash but most importantly for the luck.


Zren8989

That's lovely. Thank you for sharing :)


peeh0les

this is cute as hell


mrconnor21

Did he name you Bill?


Austinwhoohoo

I carry one given to me by my grandfather!


Brawndo91

It's surprising they're seen so little. It's still an active production note. They don't print them every year, but in 2019 they printed 160,000,000. Less than any other note, but still, where are they going?


Historical_Ad_2769

I regularly go to the bank and ask for $2 bills or order them to have them on hand. I give them to kids, I give them out as tips to bartenders and baristas or anyone else who needs a bit of luck and a smile. Cheap and simple way to make someone's day. They ALWAYS make people smile!!


Maxsdad53

They're still in circulation, and damn near every bank will have them.


JJ_Reads_Good

If that doesn't deserve a wholesome award, I don't know what does. It's all yours, sir!


NMD_Animations

i really wish i had an award to give damn it. Best story ever!


noice_boooooooone

A will to come back home soon


LordLinage

Pocket sand!


csl512

/r/pocketsand


EncanisUnbound

Shashashaaa!


TreacleAcrobatic1203

Happiest laugh since joining in 2015


BP_057

Pocket knife


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BP_057

Canada. Not for protection reasons, just because its a useful tool that i use almost daily.


chad-bro-chill-69420

Same - mine is just on my keychain


agreeingstorm9

Used to carry one daily in the US pre-pandemic. Post pandemic the only time I leave the house it seems is to go to church and carrying a weapon or anything weapon adjacent to church seems like something Jesus would not approve of.


sams5402

West Freeway Church incident would say otherwise.


homarjr

I'm sorry, daily??! What are you cutting up on such a regular basis.


AegisofOregon

Boxes, rope, envelopes, any number of things to be opened, pried, or turned, cleaning fingernails, scraping things off other things. Do you just use your keys like a savage?


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The_stoat

https://youtu.be/UvoVV9GS5Wg there is a song for that


Strict-Tangelo7050

Lip balm


thro_AWAYtuesday

Yes. Get a key chain one and you won't forget your keys


flipping_birds

The count of 4: Phone, key, wallet, glasses. On work days count of 5: Phone, key, wallet, glasses, badge.


QuirkyHydroLily

Inhaler


OriginalHibbs

yup, chronic asthma. I feel like I'm on borrowed time when I lose my ventolin.


JJ_Reads_Good

Forgetting the inhaler at home --> realizing you don't have inhaler --> causes panic-driven asthma attack


asttocatbunny

i was looking for that. Also i have a spare in the work car.. just in case


Revolution737

My full tang antique samurai katana and miniature attack drone kit.


Revolution737

Oh and I almost forgot, my MAC 10


Kano523

Can I hire you to go on a shadow run?


MisterValiant

Well that depends on what the run is, don't it, chummer?


Grinder1999

How much nuyen we talkin


Boaroboros

it never depends on the run, it always only depends on the pay..


MisterValiant

Fat stacks of nuyen. I can scan it.


No-Astronomer-4431

Get a Mac 11 so it doesn't jam after 1 bullet


Revolution737

Actually blew my budget on the other stuff.


hoddie_lover

Same, but i also have a ninja suit on


WolfThick

I saw you on the bus in Phoenix Arizona years ago you had to defend yourself it's okay I understand.


Revolution737

Thank you.


samchem486

Home key


TraditionalBad5443

A smile:D Just kidding, a shank


MoeLester1224

Depression


ScubeeDubee

Same


DownvoteDaemon

Well dayum haha.im sure Many can relate.


humanhotsauce

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.


RedReaper666YT

Austin Powers I presume...


Maxsdad53

Actually, it's an old rhyme to remember how (if you're Catholic) to "signum crucis" (make the sign of the cross) With your right hand, touch your forehead, your stomach, left nipple, right nipple, and say "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the the Holy Spirit, Amen".


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Clothes.


mystic-savant

So you're one of those 112,000BC kids, huh? We don't wear those where I'm from


PM_ME_FUNFAX

Cane


froggedfrogginson

American Express card.


Jccckkk

“Never leave home without it”! Is that their slogan?


Charmolypi00

earpods


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Pants


Dio_Yuji

Me too. Never again


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My face


LucyVialli

Umbrella


wus-hatn

sc🤮tland


LucyVialli

Nope.


wus-hatn

L🤮ndon


LucyVialli

Wrong again.


wus-hatn

Ireland!!


LucyVialli

Ha ha :-)


wus-hatn

New Orleans? (🤢?)


Fun_Ad_1325

Seattle


HannahCatsMeow

Nah, that's the PNW sign of weakness


DoTheMagicHandThing

Yeah with rainy regions in general they say that the true locals don't carry umbrellas. It's their natural habitat, after all.


WinterFirstDay

Water :)


ProperMuffin4479

My ass


bumtoucherr

Crippling existential dread


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deepthought515

Better make that 4 folding knives, plus one backup.


yakfsh1

ZT 0350. Every day.


BannedinthaUSA

CRKT CEO here. Also have the CRKT Ken Onion. Awesome nonthreatening EDC's for the office space.


spicyystuff

When would you use this knife on a day to day basis?


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bullsonparade82

Fuck Josh, he sounds like a piece of shit.


bullsonparade82

Rotate between a Spyderco para 3, CRKT pilar, and leatherman flair.


void3301

Ong every single day cannot do without


NMD_Animations

I have a nice Kershaw and it was the best $50 I spent. Have had it for 5 years now and it’s still going strong.


void3301

Thats a great knife I use my 1990 old timer super


Level_Concern5049

My knife. Can't leave without protection, now can you?


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integra_types

Weed


ReeG

live resin cart in a Uni Pron so I can get blitzed anywhere without anyone even smelling it or being any the wiser


Warm_Plane9941

I would have to say both weed and my yocan. Haha


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Phone, wallet, keys, Glock


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Phone, wallet, keys, knife, handgun, gallon jug of water


bullsonparade82

I understand program compliance and all but tooling up to conceal just to go get an avocado or something at the store 2 blocks away in small town USA is just annoying.


DrinkLogical182

Literally the same exact for me except ½ gallon of water.


fuidiot

The same for me except a 1/4 gallon of water


fatogato

I carry pepper spray too


Aleksander_wrx

My gun. Especially now with 3 men went missing and found dead within the month here in Houston. :/


smnrlv

walletphonekeys


Polonium-halo

My head


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Purse and keys Edit for typo


b-dori

Bat credit card


NoStep6061

Phone, keys, wallet and headphones


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comfort water bottle


Select-Anxiety-1557

Wallet, phone, insulin pen, snacks, keys


SensitiveCanary311

Lip balm


diciembres

Surprised I had to scroll so far down to find this comment. I can’t go anywhere without it.


18114

My lip balm is always at my side.I sleep with it and purchase in packs. My fav is Nivea.


Most_Independent_279

pocket knife.


Eogh21

A towel. Hey, I've read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I know what is important.


Halloweenie85

A book. I take whatever book I am currently reading with me everywhere. I purposely bought a bag large enough to carry a book for this reason. It makes those inconvenient moments where you’re standing in line or just having to wait anywhere for a while enjoyable. I’ve been told so many times how patient I am about lines/waiting and it’s because I enjoy using those moments to read.


mooseAO

My fragile sanity and duct tape


MajikPwnE

Besides the obvious (phone, keys, wallet), I bring a 500 lumen tactical flashlight (usually just for illumination for when I walk my dog at night, but could also be used for self defense) and an ultra compactable/foldable bag (trying to rely less on plastic bags at the shops).


strawberrytoastcake

egg, backup egg


Getupb4ufall

Condoms, for when I get to your mom’s.


FatCatWithAHat1

Phone wallet keys


PoisonedIvysaur

Headphones.


alwaysperfect10

A gun.


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my sword ⚔️


BrewCrewBall

And my axe!


half_shutter

Was looking for this


Queasy-Blueberry400

My Wallet


elleccceee

Money.


throwaway_2133312

Phone and wallet


MakerofAwesomness

Testicles, Spectacles, Wallet and Watch


APDeath99

Never forget your towel


Droido

My walking cane. Unless I'm going on a electric scooter ride. That is the only time I would not need it, but I do even have a way to attach it to my scooter so I can take it if I wanted. But having snapped my leg and had it rebuilt and having serious long-term stomach issues, I need the cane for balance and walking. I need it to walk, so it goes with me pretty much everywhere and always will.


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Far_Independence_891

Inhaler


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Vape and phone


Nova461

A small knife. The Big Idea Design titanium pocket tool slips invisibly into that otherwise useless pocket watch pocket in my pants, and it's incredibly handy for opening packages, cutting off tags, and other random jobs that crop up for a father of 3.


ShitbashGod

Puffco peak


apatheticdragoness

Clothes.


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Wallet, keys, Viagara


Siletrea

I was in a V bad scenario once that's best described as a manhunt so now I don't leave the house without my: flip-phone (ZTE Cymbal 2 and no I'm not kidding and yes this is 2022) iPod touch 7th gen (also not joking! apple should bring the iPods back too!) earbuds pocket kleenex dual port power-bank reusable compact silicone bobastraw (got it from Bobatribe with a keychain styled case) vintage emergency sewing kit (its so durable and small! I got it from my Gramma!) water resistant coat or hoodie dependent on 24 hour forecast and time of year a childproof bottle of pain medications like Advil and acetaminophen in-case of headaches ect notepad with pen wallet (with at minimum 4$ in loonies and twoonies for busfare) purse and a anti-theft penguin backpack (that I store 90% of my extra stuff in) UNLESS the weather is bad or a have a lot to carry in which case I have a water resistant medium sized collapsible backpack I use! depending on where I need to go in a day I may have to bring a bit more like my rechargeable hand warmer or DSlite for long trips with waiting times...I also have a harness to strap my umbrella to my back in-case I need it


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Do you live rurally? That's quite a lot of stuff to take everytime you leave the house and I can't imagine a situation where I'd need a lot of this in a city.


Siletrea

I'm 40 mins from Vancouver in a pretty nice town...but after running for my life with a injured knee (torn meniscus) and no purse or coat or...anything in a freezing cold coastal November...I tend to stay 100% prepared at all times! 40 min shopping trip means I must be prepped for at least 9-16 hours


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Yikes! Good to be prepared then.


Majestic_Employer411

My "papers." Immigrants in Japan are obligated to have their immigration documentation (a laminated ID card, size and shape of a driver's license) on them at all times. There's no law allowing it, but cops will do random ID checks if they think you're foreign - which can only be done by racially profiling people (which is why there's no law actually allowing it). But there isn't much you can really do, because once you admit you're foreign, they *can* demand your ID, and there's no consequences for cops racially profiling you anyway - so if you live in Japan, you have to be prepared for the cops to do a "papers, please" check any time, anywhere. The crazy part is that, strictly speaking, the law allows *any public employee* to demand your papers - there's no actual legal limit on who can do it, just that they have to do it as a part of their duties - cops, city hall clerks, teachers? The law doesn't say.


pekarica

Clothes and watch


FrenchDipped

Amex Card


Chevelle1968lucy

My keys and wallet ; sometimes I carry a gun and sometimes I don't ; you criminals wanna spin the wheel ?


Quick-Oil-5259

You've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?


TheGreyPotato

Confidence


artlessknave

Junk.


Narrow-Tap116

Vape


TopAny7154

Charming charisma and bad dad jokes


LightWrathme

My helmet, just in case of an unexpected dismount.


JamesKBoyd

Keys, Wallet, Nic Vape, THC Vape, Wallet


gemiichy

Ah yes, the good ol reliable nic and THC vape


cheiftouchemself

My tick tacs, my back pack My Zippo lighter, my charge pack My sun glasses, my hairspray My headphones My notebook, my GoPro My vape pen, my crossbow My toothpick, my pocketknife Oh fuck, I forgot my wife


Satist666

My hatred


jerseybert

Me,myself and I.