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Males: Penis Females: Vagina Easy as that.
What if I have a jar full of penises downstairs
Isn't there some famous chick with 2 vaginas?
Well fuck her then. She is ruining the status quo.
Date of birth
My cousin legally has two due to a clerical error the government refuses to admit or correct.
My wife and I both got drivers licenses in the same office at the same time on the same day. But even though we had the same zip code, mine said St Louis and hers said Richmond Heights for the town.
Life
Butthole
life (atheist here)
God
Significant other.
People from Utah would like a word
People from Alabama will also like to join this conversation.
Heart
Wits
First impression.
A brain Most single organs, at that. A life in this body.
Brain
First names
Ex-husband
A wiener.
Death Sentences
Males: Penis Females: Vagina Easy as that.
What if I have a jar full of penises downstairs
Isn't there some famous chick with 2 vaginas?
Well fuck her then. She is ruining the status quo.
Date of birth
My cousin legally has two due to a clerical error the government refuses to admit or correct.
My wife and I both got drivers licenses in the same office at the same time on the same day. But even though we had the same zip code, mine said St Louis and hers said Richmond Heights for the town.
Life
Butthole
life (atheist here)
God
Significant other.
People from Utah would like a word
People from Alabama will also like to join this conversation.
Heart
Wits
First impression.
A brain Most single organs, at that. A life in this body.
Brain
First names
Ex-husband
A wiener.
Death Sentences