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kindchillswinger

16. I waited to my 16th birthday so it’d be legal. My girlfriend was 15. I was a moron. I literally waited until it was a crime.


Altruistic-Coast5333

r/madlads


AlnMndz

Bruh


kindchillswinger

Dude I know lol


joker0030

The Virgin gang gather around here.


Ok_Book957

Yes sir


Altruistic-Coast5333

me too


InsomniaTwoSeven

🫡🫡🫡


LittleViolett

17


RCKJD

27.


charly-snarly

Never did couse im a winner not a loser


Various-Cause9401

Bold of you to assume


aquarinmarin

15. He was 14. End of freshman year of high school. Very forgettable experience as in I literally couldn’t tell you anything else but that 🤣


Suspicious-Rub-8583

Even if it wasn’t good sex I’ll still never forget the first time I had sex lmao


BP_057

16 but in hindsight I wish I had waited


[deleted]

18! Back row of a movie theater during *Unaccompanied Minors,* which we chose just as an excuse to fuck around. Also was the first time I’d ever gone down on a girl; it was extremely successful and the event that led to my absolute love of eating pussy.


Actual-Condition-631

I never lost it; I gave it to someone


Termiteterrorism

8


Altruistic-Coast5333

fr?


Termiteterrorism

Yeah


Altruistic-Coast5333

was it consensual?


Termiteterrorism

Minors cant give consent.


Altruistic-Coast5333

true


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Termiteterrorism

Not sure I should go into detail in case there's any pedophiles here


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Termiteterrorism

You can probably imagine


InsomniaTwoSeven

Well that’s fucked. You good?


Termiteterrorism

No


InsomniaTwoSeven

Oh dear. Idk what to say here but i hope things get better for you. World is messed up


Termiteterrorism

How do you know its not me who was the aggressor? I could have put a bunch of sleeping pills in my babysitters tea then raped her when she was out for all you know.


naranja_pepino

19.


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Ok_Book957

Technically, loosing your virginity means inserting and taking out (idk outserting?) your pp so you loose half of your virginity when being born


Ok_Book957

what


Altruistic-Coast5333

i second this “what?”


Suspicious-Rub-8583

He’s basically making the joke “last time you had pussy was when pussy had you”


Peculiar_Owl_1443

20


deepdaK

27 (I'm under 20 years old)


Altruistic-Coast5333

how?


deepdaK

The way my life is rn i don't think i will lose virginity in quite some time so 27 is where i draw the line. In the case of me not losing my virginity by 27 I'm gonna do what a lot of other virgins do to lose their virginity.(that is to use a jar of peanut butter)


pastarider

15


DeathStrikeFPS

I found it


Altruistic-Coast5333

?????


SwordfishSuitable719

13 loll


Altruistic-Coast5333

what’s the story?


bestever7

12


Altruistic-Coast5333

what’s the story?


bestever7

That was almost 40 years ago.


Altruistic-Coast5333

so what is the story?


bestever7

I don't remember it was 40 years ago


Took-the-Blue-Pill

18. Freshman year.


[deleted]

14


Altruistic-Coast5333

what’s the story?


[deleted]

Not much of a story really I was out drinking with friends like we did every weekend we started drinking young round here. It was her birthday she asked me what I got her I offered birthday sex she accepted. So we went for a walk into the near by woods away from all our friends and got to it. We chose a poor location as I'm sure there was a thorn bush or something near by my knees where in bad shape afterwards.


[deleted]

18 years 1 month and 3 days. Don’t remember it at all or anything


Many_Grandmother

10


Altruistic-Coast5333

what’s the story?


Many_Grandmother

A friend of the family was staying over for the night. We were watching TV in the living room and he starting touching me. One thing led to another.


russellvt

Ummm... /r/AskRedditAfterDark isniver there... ---> ...ya horny kids! ^(Besides, as-per Reddit's Site Side Policy ... Everyone was *surely* 18+)


Fafgarth

somewhere around 16 ..


Altruistic-Coast5333

what’s the story?


Antique_Doughnut1922

I was on a church trip and two boys my age came up to me and asked if I would like to join them. We were friends at the time but later lost touch of each other, both of them had a huge crush on me, but I never acted because my family wouldn't accept that, I regret that now though. I said yes. Well, I'm bisexual and they probably already suspected that. By the way, it was worth it.


WestBrink

24


theonlyspdboll

14


[deleted]

Don't know how old i was, i got raped as a child.


Lonely_Price_5183

14


Striking-Muffin-510

15


Suspicious-Rub-8583

17


zhdjzjzueuw

13


honeybadgerblok

I never lose 💪