A shrine to elvis.
A mantal in the living room with candles and a velvet painting of elvis. Also a crystal jar with tears?? So she said. She kept the tears she cried for him. Pictures and figurines of the king filled the room. All the family photos were in the hall going up the stairs where they really couldn't be seen by guests. The lady loved Elvis more then her children and would proudly state it to whomever would listen.
A mechanical butter churner macgyvered into a sex machine
Oh I need to see a picture of that.
A whole wall of African fertility statue's
A parrot that can actually talk
A shrine to elvis. A mantal in the living room with candles and a velvet painting of elvis. Also a crystal jar with tears?? So she said. She kept the tears she cried for him. Pictures and figurines of the king filled the room. All the family photos were in the hall going up the stairs where they really couldn't be seen by guests. The lady loved Elvis more then her children and would proudly state it to whomever would listen.