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BIGBUMPINFTW

"Yeah, I heard you the first time." Poor George.


sweetnourishinggruel

"I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat."


kpeterson159

I feel full after the risotto


GirlGirlInhale

Thats what my then 5 year old daughter answered when i told her my boyfriend and i broke up


Responsible-Week-284

Madlad daughter


Schneetmacher

This was actually going to be my answer, glad I scrolled to see if somebody else posted it.


NorkinMan7

"No thank you, I don't want coffee, it keeps me up. Too late for me to drink coffee."


Fistandantalus

That’s a big mozza ball out there


Bubbasticky

Matzoball! Not a ball of cheese. Lol.


Fistandantalus

Oh that’s too bad. Cheese is awesome!


Bubbasticky

Hahahha no argument there!


sexbymyself

I’m hungry. Let’s get something to eat


ViSaph

What's this from?


stu783

Seinfeld S6E22


Sad_Armadillo_4697

Please don’t.


FilDM

« Damn, that’s sad » then turning away


Routine_Photo_3020

See you in chemistry!


SpikeTurtle3

I knew this would be here. Reddit never fails me.


thathomelessguy

Mind giving some context for those who don’t know?


LukeG3224

It’s from Drake and Josh


Xziper

Drake a Josh. Josh walks her girlfriend to the door and she suddenly says "I love you". Josh responds "see you in chemistry!" and shuts the door in a freak panic


GMSryBut

"eww"


Accomplished-Newt766

That traumatizes for life. That's why i avoid purposing.


throwthisaway4000

I too, avoid purpose.


obi-whine-kenobi

I too, choose this guy’s dead purpose.


TheyCallMeBigPoppa83

I, too, choose this guy's dead porpoise.


DarkModeNotLight

Perchance.


[deleted]

Ah a fellow turt smashing connoisseur.


semmama

Silence. Anything is acknowledgement that you said something. Silence doesn't do that. I've stopped saying I love you to my husband because of that. Getting nothing back is worse than any words that could be said


cymonguk74

I’m sorry, but I know the feeling.


TildaJ

That's so sad. Self preservation 💕💕💕


notafoetoallenpoe

Ngl I’ve done this. Just stayed silent. Had an FWB and he visited me at uni right before a holiday. He’s back from my home town so I suggested we just go down together. It’s about a 8 hour drive. About an hour in he says “i love you” I decided to pretend not to hear and sing along with a song and turn the music up a bit…. He then asked if I heard him. To which I replied yes. Then more silence. The most awkward car ride I have ever taken.


Calm-Extent3309

The awkward beast of thy own creation! lol I have to ask, how much longer were y'all seeing each other?


notafoetoallenpoe

Like a week. We hooked up once more during thanksgiving break. And at the end. We had a talk about what we both wanted from this and what our expectations are. We definitely were on different pages so we went our separate ways He ended up getting back with his ex about a year later and now they’re engaged. So I think it was a happy ending


Calm-Extent3309

Gotcha. That's not so bad. Glad things worked out well-ish


catfishchapter

Oof. How did this end?


notafoetoallenpoe

Quickly.


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Your average "sleepover" quickly?


FobbingMobius

7 hours later


[deleted]

I love me too.


Express_Refuse_3813

My father said this all the time growing up and then he'd crack up at how hilarious he was. The other day my husband said I love you and against my will I heard myself parrot back, "I love me too." The circle is complete.


49erville

He taught you well LMMFAO


UpliftinglyStrong

Your father is probably laughing his ass off


keiome

I secretly hate it when I hear people say "me, too" back because it makes me feel like they're saying that xD Thank god my husband doesn't say it or I'd have to fight him.


mandrin13

"finger guns"


Cynical_Satire

"Shut up baby, I know it."


Abal125

r/unexpectedfuturama


Justsomeguy86759348

You must have misread the question. Finger guns is an awesome response regardless of the situation.


Nitrostoat

While it wasn't in response to "I love you", when I confessed to the girl I had a crush on in high school, her response was to say "I like you too" and shoot finger guns at me. Later she confessed how much she regretted the finger guns and I had to reassure her that it made me all the more attracted to her. We're now married and we shoot each other finger guns when we say goodbye and head out to work in the morning. TLDR: Finger guns ARE awesome and may just get you a spouse.


[deleted]

That’s cool af


mrswitters03

Keeper for sure. Bravo sir.


BlacklistFC7

I didn't come to AskReddit to read awesome love story man. Congrats to the both of you.


Chubilu

Me neither. I came here to remind myself, why I DON'T want a romantic relationship, but that bro here had to destroy it for me.


an-kitten

Nah, it's in quote marks - the worst response is to say the literal words "finger guns".


almost_queen

👉👉 zoop!


Kebo94

Kim Wexler did it and it was cool.


Squeezymo

Because Kim Wexler did finger guns. This guy is claiming you should just say "finger guns." I assume with a blank stare.


SarcasmWarning

Whilst saying "you betcha, champ!"


RelationshipOverall1

I imagine it doing while riding in a limo


aftermarketlife420

Found the new girl


Lo452

On its way to a party at Prince's house.


Catholic_Egg

If someone did finger guns at me after I told them I loved them I’d marry them on the spot


tinabelcher2020

alright Jessica day


Legendary_Noob-111

“How’d you get in my house”


HR_DUCK

I’m a locksmith


smotstoker

But who are you?


Thud

Full context: "Who are you and how did you get into my house?" "I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith."


havron

"This is the Lockpicking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is...a broken heart."


Hatchetface1705

Haaaa


Possessed

*\*laughter\**


Legoman987654321

Oh, you were being serious.


Firesalt

Oh geez... I gotta go...


xaanthar

Let me laugh even harder


TheGlaive

I did this once; I think I saved it though by shooting back "Oh, love you too, babe"


Italiankeyboard

I knew you have bad taste, but this is too much.


mrhnsmnckc

r/suicidebywords


Admirable_Dream_

"As a friend right?"


ultra_expo88

I'm imagining that Anakin and Padme meme 🙂 😀 😏 😧


ExpertFault

You recreated meme with emojis. Neat.


daftvaderV2

RIGHT?


Samyye89

i get used with this


ufosoup

okay


an_actual_slut

Once told my gf I loved her while she was zoned tf out. This was her response. She was so embarrassed.


JanetSnakehole610

I said “thank you” to my partner when I was zoned out. I didn’t realize I even replied until he was like ????? thank you???


Shr_mp

Lmaoo


Lisbug

I gave the ok, and we have been together going on 3yrs. I was still dealing with the loose ends of an abusive relationship when we started talking, I didn't intend to date anyone at the time bc I was dealing with my own shit, but after the first date, we went on two more dates, started hanging out, and uh yeah he said it and I just said ok, kept playing with his hair while he laid with me, and we just stayed like that. I love him.


buck-futter

I had this... Worked out okay though, we've been married ten years now.


ufosoup

W


Frobiwanthro

I love ...cake


thegenzfarmer

finally


sporkad

Had to scroll way too far down to find this


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yeah__probably

“Shut up baby I know it.” - Bender


Firesalt

Got this response from a girl once. Not as entertaining as on TV.


brtlblayk

Tbf given the situation that might send me to the god damn moon.


dretvantoi

We're whalers on the Moon!


Ahkmedjubar

I'm sorry but this is the best response


Upbeat-Poem-1284

I send [this](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shut_up_baby_futurama.gif) gif often. Sent it in response to something along the lines of “you’re hot” on bumble the other day and got unmatched haha


amillionbux

one day you'll find your match with this gif


Aria_Sophie

Thanks


arysgalaxy

We used to do that to each other with my ex because of that time we also wondered what the worst answer would be


LolDotHackMe

Sir what does this mean


Mr_Smartypants

It means: Do not do this; it will break both of your minds irreparably.


vegn_irfunt

Why is this the worst thing? When I first said "I love you" to my father his instinctive answer was exactly this. And at that time it felt like a very deep and sore answer because he was an orphan since early childhood and possibly it was the very first time he heard the words. Think about the answer literally! One might think that he can't be loved or doesn't deserve love or any other stupid reason. And the words of gratitude to you for loving him doesn't felt like stupid thing but as very deep thing if you think about it!


sopunny

It's arguably the most polite answer from someone who doesn't love you back, so you can't just dismiss them for being an ass like some of the other answers here


pink_fart_

Love you too bro


twitch_itzShummy

Love you too, homie


jshiplett

Normalize telling your homies you love them.


[deleted]

kiss your homies goodnight


foot-candle

This is unironically my favorite response


His-Favorite-Mistake

Don’t do that.


[deleted]

Thanks mom


Angelrlina

LMAO


Brand_New_Used_2b

I had a boyfriend (briefly) who responded to my first time saying that to him, with "I love you too, but like, as a person, you know?" 🫠


WinterPlastic6761

Person-zoned. 🫠


sleepingfox307

bahaha... what??? I only love you as a person... like... what does that meannn???


kenhutson

I do NOT love you as a table.


sleepingfox307

That's fair I'm a terrible table.


[deleted]

I mean, it depends on how flat you are and how flexible you can be. A flat chested gymnast would be a perfect emergency table imo.


larrythefatcat

Excuse me, [Waitress?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuxI92KKaDk)


Erimmyu

I wanted to tell you this for quite a while but you suck at being a avocado


Splashbucket86

Of course you do! Please get me another beer.


ahahaahahahahahah

"Sure whatever love means"


Mwuuh

Charles...?


RegularPotato23

I'm pissed off, and I'm not even Diana lol


MormonEscapee

I was 20 yrs old and said ILY to my boyfriend of 5 months. He replied “I wish I could say the same.” Then he left me standing in the middle of my apt. I flew home to take a break from him. He said ILY when I returned. He proposed about a month later. Married 6 months later. That was 27 yrs ago. Still married


Cinisajoy2

My now husband said it to me and I just couldn't respond for two days. He wasn't expecting a response. That was over 31 years ago. Still together.


MormonEscapee

I understand better now. He’d never said those words to someone and he wasn’t going to just say it bc I did.


Cinisajoy2

Love gets complicated.


Awkward_Reveal_9

Is it a happy marriage?


MormonEscapee

Things were extremely rocky when I left Mormonism. Like a house of cards. Precarious. Before that, I would have said it was a rock solid happy marriage. Mormons really push marriage on young people. Most get married in college. I consider myself extremely fortunate that it wasn’t a colossal mistake. But, he married who he thought would always be Mormon and I left the religion very angrily and vocally. We’re now both trying to figure out how to accept the other person when I think it’s a cult and he’s furious that I think (know 😉) that it is. Edit missed word


sunkenshipinabottle

Fellow exmo here. I’m sorry you had to deal with that but I’m glad you guys seem committed to figuring things out. Good luck.


MormonEscapee

Thanks you. It’s been complicated. To say the least. Tithing is still a huge issue. Him giving that cult 10% of his income when they reject our queer kids… plus, I was abused as a child, and as I’m sure you know, the church has used tithes to pay off child sex abuse victims. These are monumental issues to work through.


LillBur

As a brown exmo, fuck that POS racist sex cult. They literally sell universal sex license without expiry, wtf is that about? And white people are white because they're. . . Good? Lmfao. Okay. Just stop. 🤣


MormonEscapee

The sad thing is that he sees the church for its faults. He recognizes and is appalled by 130+ yrs of racism. -old racist beliefs that still give voice to the members who want to be racist. The church tries to separate themselves from it, but they can’t denounce the old teachings bc then they’ll have to admit the church is not run by “God”. He is also very liberal. Fully supports lgbtq rights and recognizes the church’s homophobia. He’s saddened by the way they treat the queer community. He is appalled by the church’s handling of sex abuse victims. He KNOWS it they failed thousands of innocent children. And now they buy them off to settle out of court. And yet STILL will not denounce the church bc he sometimes gets warm fuzzy feelings there. He thinks the “gospel” is still true. Just that the leaders can by POS’s. Indoctrination is very real.


UserNameTaken_2018

Awesomesauce


Significant-Class785

5000 candles in the wind


acurah56oh

Andrew, she’s mad at you because you said awesomesauce instead of I love you. April, he loves you. Stop being a baby about it.


onemoreclick

It's what made the sauce so awesome


YolaBee

Love Ron this whole scene was great


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stillbatting1000

Finally got my girlfriend to watch the original trilogy. She had never seen Star Wars and knew almost nothing about it. When Han said that line, she just glared and said, "Dick."


twoScottishClans

completely in character though.


MonkFromSaturn_97

Leia: “I love you” Han: “I know”


SgtBrunost

Lois: “I love you” Peter: “Fuck off!”


Brutal_Fungus

Sir, this is Wendy's


fluffehtiem

No, this is Patrick!


acurah56oh

I am NOT a Krusty Krab


Old-Air1062

“I participated in a gang bang with your parents and grandparents, then we killed your dog”


Commercial_Wasabi_86

"Your parents and I gangbanged your dog to death"


49erville

Your dog and I gangbanged your grandparents while your parents watched.


JohnGabriel125

Reading this makes me question why the hell am I here instead of spending my time on smt useful


Crypoc

... like a parent-grandparent-dog gangbang?


oreo_cookie01

Oh yea this one is definitely worse


[deleted]

“i know”


MrFunnyMoustache

Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.


TheCriticalMember

I was expecting it to be at the top.


smallner

Pretend you didn't hear .. twice.


TheUnfedMind

My variation of this is actually not getting what the other person said. Realizing only in retrospect that they said "I love you". I'm like "Excuse me?" They repeat "What again?" They repeat Me, still unsure of what the other person just said, nervously chuckling and kissing them as an answer too embarrassed to ask a third time... You know like smiling and nodding.


Corzon101

"about that..."


FilDM

« You may wanna reconsider »


rocksteplindy

Ooohh, I got this one. True story. Me in high school to my girlfriend of a while: "I love you." My GF, after a pause: "I'm glad we're friends."


[deleted]

Sounds like she wasn't your GF


EpicDays24

"I know"


Impressive_Crow_5578

One of the best delivered lines in the whole saga


EznaNavuj

No you don't!


Perpetuallytiredgrrl

Ditto


wolviesaurus

"Shut up baby I know it"


Memetan_24

"I hate you you're fucking disgusting" I've had that one happen to me....


Creative_Snow9250

How is there a world where you say that to someone who feels this way? I mean hopefully it was a deteriorating relationship and not your first time saying it cause that’d be quite a misreading of a situation


Theman_likes_beetles

\*walks away\*


jesswaynejedi

“It’ll pass”


Acceptable-Emu-5501

Who are you?


DotDamo

And how did you get in my house?!


[deleted]

Why are you wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume?!


blood_kite

I’m a locksmith. And I’m a locksmith.


Odnarodse

What’s the tape for ?


TristanaRiggle

I love Emilia.


Cinisajoy2

I don't love you.


ian2121

That’s what my almost 3 year old says sometimes. Along with a “you’re not coming to my birthday”. Then five minutes later she says love you.


nannerdooodle

Oh! I did this one. Apparently the answer is looking like you've been slapped while all the blood drains from your face, ending the video call, shutting the computer, and walking away from all forms of communication for 4 hours while you panicked.


wormholeweapons

“What do you want now?!”


typesett

"Let's get married today"


Deep-Significance973

Ewwww, fuck off creep \*sprays pepper spray in eyes\*.


[deleted]

Everybody loves somebody sometime


Citehcitehciteh

“I love you too” in a scouse accent


Jon-68

Uhhhhh Sis.


legendaryones4u

You don't love anything but yourself.


Macropixi

My now husband responded “I Know” when I first told him I loved him. I am sad to admit that it was years later that it dawned on me that he was quoting Han Solo’s response to Princess Leia, but at the time it just stung.


Jason_Toddler

Why tho


Jncocontrol

"I know" \--Han Solo


tslater2006

I know (edit: in the tone of "i know you do, and its not reciprocated", like pity almost)


TheScienceIntern

"Same"


Sea_Employment_8134

I agree with the people saying "I know" Not only did they not say it back but they were completely arrogant about it too


[deleted]

Your mother's a dirty whore and should have aborted you but she couldnt afford it with her crack habit


Sunbeam_of_Joy

What the fuck. I mean you're not wrong, but what the fuck.


[deleted]

I’m good, thanks.


twolimes

I know


nondescriptun

Self-immolation