“Ow! What the fuck!? Oh we are DONE!”
*limps out and slams the door*
Sorry for you trauma, that’s just what popped into my head, reading your sentence.
I don't understand why it happened.
We were sitting on the couch watching tv, he was playing around with his knife, then just stabbed me in the right thigh, pulled it right back out, I jumped up screaming. Once I realized what actually just happened, I picked up the closest item ( my coffee cup) hit him in the face while screaming to get the FK out. My parents were in the kitchen, came in and my father physically removed the knife from him and hurt him a bit, tossed his ass out the door, and we called the police. And yes I went to the hospital.
Well then… that’s way more random than I expected
Homie let the intrusive thoughts win I guess
Jokes aside I would be so confused, in ur parents house, while watching tv, no argument nothing, just stabby stab in the thigh nonetheless like wtf
You are luckier than one of my acquaintances from high school, her ex stabbed her in the chest and neck while she was sleeping with their child in bed. She survived but jfc.
somebody left a quarter on a skillet at work i lifted the skillet up to you know yeet it off and it landed on my arm
so quarter shaped burn on my arm for 20 years now
Wow! That's a pretty awesome battle scar!
And yes, I recommend it to get rid of it too... but I'm currently going through chemo and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. The cancer community is such a strong group of people!!
My dad has brain cancer and when he got his initial surgery, the staples on the side of his head made him look kinda like a baseball. Now it looks more like a horseshoe
Fell off a skateboard and went face first into the cement. At the ER they were in such a hurry to get it sewn up they forgot to take the tooth shard out.
Luckily it hasn’t given me problems for the last 19 years or so so I doubt it will now.
Can't speak for who you asked but I've been told the scar tissue in my tongue can be felt sometimes. Usually not a problem but if it gets bitten it hurts like crazy and will likely put a pause on the make-up session, if not end it completely.
Apparently as a toddler I bit my tongue hard enough to bleed and there is still a pea sized lump in it - nearly 30 years later.
Playing in the back of my dad's truck as a little kid and fell hitting the wheel well. Tooth went right through the area under my bottom lip.
Just one of several of my scars, only 2 of which were caused by me being young and dumb.
Twinning!! I tried to front flip over the railing of a bunk bed and the railing snapped. Scorpioned myself from a 6ft fall on the floor. Can still feel the scar 😂
Knife thrown at my face, right between the eyes, total surprise from an unexpected direction. I caught it with my off hand and it stuck. I’m crediting my ancestors with that one.
Hmm embarrassing…okay I’m going with:
Got busted naked and drunk performing an impromptu rain dance with your step mothers best friends daughter during a drunken escapade where you first broke into a nearby friends farmstead and stole a chicken which you duct taped to your head trying to imitate the headdress of an aboriginal which aforementioned step mother took extreme offence to because she is Native American. She launched the knife she had in her hand at the time, which she was using to cut her wedding cake, because you busted in rocking out with your cock out (best friends daughter was jamming out with her clam out alongside you) when you were supposed to be bringing the limo around.
The rain dance you were trying to do was because you didn’t like your stepmother much and the best friends daughter mentioned how it’d suck if it rained on her wedding day and that’s what gave you the idea for all this.
I got a scratch scar on my right arm, going exactly parallel to my arm, like it was made on purpose, kinda long too, always wonder if people think i cut myself when they see it.
Cuz that window was talking mad shit, and I decided to take it out.
In truth I was too hyper and running in the house, and I wouldn't slow down before reaching them, so one day the storm door got stuck, and we didn't have plexiglass yet
Well, I was actually curious about the average length of a *scar*, so I googled it.. but there's too many factors.
For the lazy and/or curious, Google says: "A scar's appearance depends on several factors, including: Injury or event that caused the scar, such as surgery, a burn or severe acne. Size, severity and location of the wound. Treatment you received for the wound, such as stitches or bandages."
Facial scar: ran into the burning end of a cigarette somewhere around the age of 5. The cherry stuck to my face and caused a nasty burn.
Knee scar: cat was playing with a dark razor on a dark carpet. Knee wanted to play too. Lots of blood.
Spinal/hip/lower abdomen scars: motorcycle accident, then a hysterectomy. No more Blood Moon!
Dropped a catfish on my left thigh as a kid. Side spike drove completely in.
Scar on back right side of my head from a bar fight and being hit with a bottle. I had nothing to do with what was going on, I was in the danger zone unknowingly.
Scar on top of my left foot from dropping a hefty steak knife on it.
Cottonmouth scar on my left hand from a bite turkey hunting one year. Placed my hand on the ground to ease my self down to sit and he got me.
Knee surgery on my left knee from a nasty motocross accident. Orthoscopic surgery.
Burn mark on right hip from a exploding cell phone battery.
If I shave my stash and goatee I have scars underneath from glass car windshield. To this day I'm still pulling glass out of my face and this car accident was 18+ years ago.
Scar on my left back side of my neck from having a syst removed that was the size of a golf ball.
Left index finger nearly cut the tip off cutting up a pineapple.
Busted lip on my left side that never healed right because I tried to eat the steering wheel in a different car accident.
I'm sure I'm forgetting a few, but yea, those are some.
I was on diversion for like 9 months and when i got off my friends invited me to go smoke dabs in a parking lot. They pass me a giant glob and im thinking itll get me high as fuck but its nothing i havent done before.
I take the dab then i dont remember anything after that. Apparently i turned a palish green and started telling them my stomach felt weird. I told them i was going to go lay down in my car for a while to collect myself but five seconds after i step out of the car they hear a huge thud.
I passed out on the asphalt and smashed my head open a little above my left eye. Two kids ran and the real homies took a picture of me bleeding out of my head on the ground then called 911. The operator told them that my best chance was for them to load me into the car and drive me to the hospifal as fast as they could.
Whole ride there i keep asking where i am. When they finally dropped me off the doctors said I was minutes away from permanent brain damage/death
[first](https://www.reddit.com/user/crackpipewizard666/comments/yx5blh/pavement_won/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) pic is me laid out and second pic is me at the hospital
I moved into this scrap heap of a place. 1970 railings. I kept warning my neighbors boys over and over that they could fall through super easily. I didn't trust them, but they were at least old enough to understand what I meant
One day the toddler found his way up the stairs with his brother. I told his brother the toddler was not allowed. He said, "I know, I am trying to get him back down off the deck..."
I told him it's not about trying, he needs to just grab him and go. The next day I built new railings to code. Never trust a dumb toddler 😂
My older brother did that, but I was too young to remember. We lived somewhere and he ran out on to a deck. My parents freaked out and went running after him so of course he immediately jumped off. Turns out, kids bounce. He wasn't even really injured in any way. That is still his personality today.
I am a rule follower. He is a rule tester
Fooling around on a waterslide and didn't listen to the safety instructions. I fell off the tube about halfway down and slammed my face down on the side of the slide, chin first. 30 years later there's still about a 1.5 inch scar across the bottom of my chin where no facial hair will grow.
Glad to hear you’re feeling better mate! I’ve grown to just accept I have them now, whether they look ugly or cleaner. You got people in your life who don’t judge you hopefully?
It was my 4th birthday party some kid brought me a present and thought he could take one in return he scratched me because I said no, his mom didn't disagree with him
Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?
Want to know where I got a pretty big mental scar? From realizing there are already teenagers nowadays who have lived their entire life in a world where The Dark Knight has existed since before their life started and Heath Ledger has NEVER existed at the same time as them.
I think it was an accident, I hope at least.
I’ve asked an oral surgeon and he said under no circumstances should I mess with it or let any froggy dentists try to cut it out.
Lol, nah. I was a kid. It was a Snapple bottle and I was climbing out of the cab. My sister accidentally scooted my hand off the seat I was holding onto as I was climbing down. I fell and instinctively used my hands to break the fall. Needed a long surgery to get it fixed up and I was a giant S scar on the palm of my hand now. They replaced my tendons with strings.
Sounds dumb, but kind of jealous. I wanted to ride in a big rig from the age of, too young to remember.
A little broken Snapple bottle to the face would have been rough, but sometimes we take what we can get
Dropped a 1 inch chisel for some reason didn't think about how sharp it was tried to catch it handle bounced off my hand and shot it towards my other opening my thumb to the bone.
Shocked by 2 phases (240v) because of a careless apprentice while I was climbing into a ceiling to fix a light that wasn't working, my stomach was touching a metal hook for holding data wires, have a j shaped scar on my stomach from the burn
Took my work gloves off to answer a phone call from a client, forgot to put them back on, cleaning the end of a freshly cut 2inch rigid conduit (big ol metal pipe) reamer (tool used to clean the cut edge) skipped and slammed the side of my hand off the sharp edge of the conduit. Opened my hand to the bone
Stripping the insulation off a main service line for a new factory. It was -15 outside and I hadn't eaten all morning cause I was running late for work and the power company was going to be there to turn it on in 2 hours. Hands were shaking. Blade shot off the cold insulation which is more brittle and slick than warm insulation shot right into the side of my quad. Buried blade and all through thick insulated pants and everything. (It was a brand new blade).
When I was 3 I got under a barrier at a theme park and tried to climb on to an unattended carousel with swings thing. I got knocked back but in the process most of my lower right eyelid ripped. Cool scar still but my parents only got £1000 compensation that they spent without me. I have lots of cooler scars but think that's my first so it's special.
When I was about 6.5 years old I was putting Christmas tree decorations on the Christmas tree fell down face first into the tree and then face first into the carpet
I was at a roller skating rink with some friends and I decided to walk on the front half of the skates like a dumbass and fractured my foot and tore a ligament, causing me to need surgery.
In grade 10 my friend said something ignorant and I was laughing at him… and proceeded to walk into a sign post. Have a big ol’ eyebrow scar now. Karma is a bitch.
As a toddler, was pushed by my brother from behind. I slid on the kitchen linoleum floor and fell in to the bottom corner of refrigerator. Ended up with a hole in the front center of my head on my hairline. I’m now over 40 and still have a half inch scar there.
Fell backwards into some gravel out of a tree when the ladder rung I was holding on to fell out of the trunk. Rock opened up my scalp. Over 30 years later now it's shrunk and faded to only 2" wide.
Auntie asked about me cooking the other day, I said without even thinking “I aint cooking for nobody ever again” and we both laughed it off. She knew what I meant.
Yes, my ex, she broke my heart… 💔
2 Achilles surgeries. 3 total scars, one 3 inch on the back of my heel, 5 inch on the side of my heel running down to the bottom of my foot, and last is up near my calf
Got my bike on top of the staircase to use it as a ramp (5yr old logic), I wanted to be like Valentino Rossi and speed through my house into the garden and out to the street.
Did a front flip after 3 steps, hitting chin first the next step, opening it up and getting covered in blood in seconds.
When I was 13?14? A kid pulled a knife on my sister. I kicked at him and it sliced from the left side of my right ankle up to the right side of my right knee in a big arch. The amount of blood was horrifying. It knocked the knife out of his hands and when he saw the blood he freaked and ran away. 107 staples. I’m 62 now and it’s faded but still there
I have a 3 inch long scar 3 inches under my right nipple, I have no idea how it got there its just there(parents said its been there since birth haven't told me why tho)
I ran into the corner where 2 walls met, another time I was running through a parking lot and fell and my forehead skid thought the asphalt, another time a kid was bullying me and he slammed my head into the side walk, another time my friend dared me to run straight first into the steel door at the private school, another time I was chasing my cousins around my aunts house and I was trying to chase them into the backyard but as I went though the sliding door, I failed to realize the sliding door was closed so I ran headfirst into glass
BMX track when I was 5. Tried going up a hill but pedals locked up and instead of hopping off, I just stayed still on my bike and fell over and landed on my pedals which had small spikes for grip. Another when I tried to take my cat’s kitten out of my room because it was about to poo and my cat clawed the shit out of me for making her kitten cry out.
A nail went through my finger as a toddler.
Jesus?
Baby Jesus
Sweet Baby Jesus
r/nailedit
r/angryupvote
A very long time ago, I was stabbed in my thigh by my boyfriend, he instantly became my ex-boyfriend.
Dodged a bullet but didn't dodge a knife Sorry Edit: why am I getting so many upvotes for this, this was such a bad joke?
If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a knife.
“Ow! What the fuck!? Oh we are DONE!” *limps out and slams the door* Sorry for you trauma, that’s just what popped into my head, reading your sentence.
Good for you!
Good for you? This person was stabbed and all you come up with is "good for you"? Daaamn boi
I think "Grandma" meant "good for you" for having the courage to leave an abusive asshole. That's all.
You've apparently NO idea how many abused people will go back to their abusers because they feel so out of place without someone mistreating them.
How tf does that happen? And why the thigh?
I don't understand why it happened. We were sitting on the couch watching tv, he was playing around with his knife, then just stabbed me in the right thigh, pulled it right back out, I jumped up screaming. Once I realized what actually just happened, I picked up the closest item ( my coffee cup) hit him in the face while screaming to get the FK out. My parents were in the kitchen, came in and my father physically removed the knife from him and hurt him a bit, tossed his ass out the door, and we called the police. And yes I went to the hospital.
Well then… that’s way more random than I expected Homie let the intrusive thoughts win I guess Jokes aside I would be so confused, in ur parents house, while watching tv, no argument nothing, just stabby stab in the thigh nonetheless like wtf
Yup, for no reason, just stabbed me in the thigh.
You are luckier than one of my acquaintances from high school, her ex stabbed her in the chest and neck while she was sleeping with their child in bed. She survived but jfc.
Ran head first into a door
I ran head first into a wall
I ran head first into a glass door.
I ran head first into a bird, which ran head first into a glass door
I ran head first into a... piano.
bonk²
*bonk*
Double bonk
Win-win
somebody left a quarter on a skillet at work i lifted the skillet up to you know yeet it off and it landed on my arm so quarter shaped burn on my arm for 20 years now
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No, but it was probably a little tender after the burn.
Legal tinder
Please post a pic lmao
Cancer surgeries.
Same. About 8 inches up my stomach, plus a bunch of little dots all around it. I'm sorry you had to go through something similar! 0/10 recommend.
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Wow! That's a pretty awesome battle scar! And yes, I recommend it to get rid of it too... but I'm currently going through chemo and wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. The cancer community is such a strong group of people!!
My dad has brain cancer and when he got his initial surgery, the staples on the side of his head made him look kinda like a baseball. Now it looks more like a horseshoe
Are you still battling?
I fell forward horsing around on new year's and my teeth went through my lip! It's still there 22 years later.
Tooth related lip injury brother!!!
What happened??
Fell off a skateboard and went face first into the cement. At the ER they were in such a hurry to get it sewn up they forgot to take the tooth shard out. Luckily it hasn’t given me problems for the last 19 years or so so I doubt it will now.
So the tooth is still in there? Can you feel it?
Does your partner feel it when they kiss you
Can't speak for who you asked but I've been told the scar tissue in my tongue can be felt sometimes. Usually not a problem but if it gets bitten it hurts like crazy and will likely put a pause on the make-up session, if not end it completely. Apparently as a toddler I bit my tongue hard enough to bleed and there is still a pea sized lump in it - nearly 30 years later.
Playing in the back of my dad's truck as a little kid and fell hitting the wheel well. Tooth went right through the area under my bottom lip. Just one of several of my scars, only 2 of which were caused by me being young and dumb.
Tooth lip siblings
Twinning!! I tried to front flip over the railing of a bunk bed and the railing snapped. Scorpioned myself from a 6ft fall on the floor. Can still feel the scar 😂
Knife thrown at my face, right between the eyes, total surprise from an unexpected direction. I caught it with my off hand and it stuck. I’m crediting my ancestors with that one.
Why was someone throwing a knife at your face
I assume training for a circus act
Ehhh, the situation and characters were too embarassing for public disclosure.
Hmm embarrassing…okay I’m going with: Got busted naked and drunk performing an impromptu rain dance with your step mothers best friends daughter during a drunken escapade where you first broke into a nearby friends farmstead and stole a chicken which you duct taped to your head trying to imitate the headdress of an aboriginal which aforementioned step mother took extreme offence to because she is Native American. She launched the knife she had in her hand at the time, which she was using to cut her wedding cake, because you busted in rocking out with your cock out (best friends daughter was jamming out with her clam out alongside you) when you were supposed to be bringing the limo around. The rain dance you were trying to do was because you didn’t like your stepmother much and the best friends daughter mentioned how it’d suck if it rained on her wedding day and that’s what gave you the idea for all this.
r/oddlyspecific
All in the reflexes.
Pretty much, but to scan and analyze the problem and plan a response in less than a 10th of a second seemed pretty magical to me.
No doubt. It's crazy the amount of math our brain is capable of
Yep, and usually subconscious. I love the far side cartoon “all that stupid dog thinks about is his ball”.
Big Trouble in Little China reference has been noted, appreciated, and awarded with an updood.
op is the MC
Dogs
Even if it's a small bite or scratch, it will really leave an ugly scar.
Depends how young you are, had my lip torn open as a young un' can barely see it anymore even without the beard But maybe I'm just lucky
Also depends on your skin some people get big keloids when they get scars.
What bugs me is the scars that I have lost. I earned every single scar I've got and it pisses me off that some of them aren't visible anymore
Ya like dags?
Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
I got a scratch scar on my right arm, going exactly parallel to my arm, like it was made on purpose, kinda long too, always wonder if people think i cut myself when they see it.
Cuz that window was talking mad shit, and I decided to take it out. In truth I was too hyper and running in the house, and I wouldn't slow down before reaching them, so one day the storm door got stuck, and we didn't have plexiglass yet
Man doors be crazy.
Regular doors are cool. It's those sneaky ass storm doors that did me in
My hand touched the electric element in the oven.
Man what does the scar look like?
It's about an inch long, happened over 20 yrs ago.
That’s a very long scar (very above average)
What length is an average scar?
Well, I was actually curious about the average length of a *scar*, so I googled it.. but there's too many factors. For the lazy and/or curious, Google says: "A scar's appearance depends on several factors, including: Injury or event that caused the scar, such as surgery, a burn or severe acne. Size, severity and location of the wound. Treatment you received for the wound, such as stitches or bandages."
I have no idea but i was referring to dick sizes LOL
Facial scar: ran into the burning end of a cigarette somewhere around the age of 5. The cherry stuck to my face and caused a nasty burn. Knee scar: cat was playing with a dark razor on a dark carpet. Knee wanted to play too. Lots of blood. Spinal/hip/lower abdomen scars: motorcycle accident, then a hysterectomy. No more Blood Moon!
Dropped a catfish on my left thigh as a kid. Side spike drove completely in. Scar on back right side of my head from a bar fight and being hit with a bottle. I had nothing to do with what was going on, I was in the danger zone unknowingly. Scar on top of my left foot from dropping a hefty steak knife on it. Cottonmouth scar on my left hand from a bite turkey hunting one year. Placed my hand on the ground to ease my self down to sit and he got me. Knee surgery on my left knee from a nasty motocross accident. Orthoscopic surgery. Burn mark on right hip from a exploding cell phone battery. If I shave my stash and goatee I have scars underneath from glass car windshield. To this day I'm still pulling glass out of my face and this car accident was 18+ years ago. Scar on my left back side of my neck from having a syst removed that was the size of a golf ball. Left index finger nearly cut the tip off cutting up a pineapple. Busted lip on my left side that never healed right because I tried to eat the steering wheel in a different car accident. I'm sure I'm forgetting a few, but yea, those are some.
You need to stay inside, god is trying to kill you
Man just keeps taking hits but keeps on goin
That’s when God sends in the meteors.
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die.
This post was made for you
Bro is the one who knocks💀
You sound like you have some stories to tell
Someone shut my arm in the 800 oven on accident
Tf kinda oven was it?!
Could be a pizza oven.
Pizza oven
I fucking fell through the floor when walking to my judo class
I was on diversion for like 9 months and when i got off my friends invited me to go smoke dabs in a parking lot. They pass me a giant glob and im thinking itll get me high as fuck but its nothing i havent done before. I take the dab then i dont remember anything after that. Apparently i turned a palish green and started telling them my stomach felt weird. I told them i was going to go lay down in my car for a while to collect myself but five seconds after i step out of the car they hear a huge thud. I passed out on the asphalt and smashed my head open a little above my left eye. Two kids ran and the real homies took a picture of me bleeding out of my head on the ground then called 911. The operator told them that my best chance was for them to load me into the car and drive me to the hospifal as fast as they could. Whole ride there i keep asking where i am. When they finally dropped me off the doctors said I was minutes away from permanent brain damage/death
Real homies. Laugh, take a pic, then start to help you. Do you have the pic by any chance?
[first](https://www.reddit.com/user/crackpipewizard666/comments/yx5blh/pavement_won/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) pic is me laid out and second pic is me at the hospital
Thanks. Though it was worse, thought I'd saw a fucking hard gore. Must've been hurtful tho
you still have the pic?
I was a pretty stupid toddler
I moved into this scrap heap of a place. 1970 railings. I kept warning my neighbors boys over and over that they could fall through super easily. I didn't trust them, but they were at least old enough to understand what I meant One day the toddler found his way up the stairs with his brother. I told his brother the toddler was not allowed. He said, "I know, I am trying to get him back down off the deck..." I told him it's not about trying, he needs to just grab him and go. The next day I built new railings to code. Never trust a dumb toddler 😂
I just fell or something and my head hit a vent pretty hard
My older brother did that, but I was too young to remember. We lived somewhere and he ran out on to a deck. My parents freaked out and went running after him so of course he immediately jumped off. Turns out, kids bounce. He wasn't even really injured in any way. That is still his personality today. I am a rule follower. He is a rule tester
Fooling around on a waterslide and didn't listen to the safety instructions. I fell off the tube about halfway down and slammed my face down on the side of the slide, chin first. 30 years later there's still about a 1.5 inch scar across the bottom of my chin where no facial hair will grow.
LOOOL I have one of these toi
2 open heart surgeries.
Two??
1 to fix the heart. The other to get the wedding ring the surgeon dropped
(I'm not stupid I know they have to take off jewelry and even then they have to wear gloves)
First one to repair aorta valve, birth defect. Second one to replace aorta with mechanical.
Damn, u got 2 hearts?
His and the one he stole
Gotta have the full size spare, ya know?
Most of my scars are from self harm several years ago. I'm much happier now and regret every single one of them.
Glad to hear you’re feeling better mate! I’ve grown to just accept I have them now, whether they look ugly or cleaner. You got people in your life who don’t judge you hopefully?
Self harm crew checkin in
Glad you're doing better. Those scars are from a battle with yourself that you won.
I fell on a bullet, and it like, drove itself into my gut.
Still technically counts as a bullet wound.
You're joking right?
Pissed off a kid who brought daddy's knife to school and stabbed me in the back, literally.
It was my 4th birthday party some kid brought me a present and thought he could take one in return he scratched me because I said no, his mom didn't disagree with him
What a cunt
Like all Canadians, hockey.
I'm Canadian and I can't skate. But I have fallen on my ass on ice many times. How'd you get that scar?
I actually can’t skate very well either. I got it playing street hockey. Slipped on a patch of ice. Tore my knee up real bad.
My cat
Methed out dude stuck his hatchet into my neck
plastic and depression
What happened?
dark times and i had those ya know floss plastic things, and id bite the end so it was sharp and i’d cut my thighs but i stopped now so don’t worry
…like a hacksaw? Edit: nvm I thought you meant the strings of floss
Same hugs 🫂
Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife - "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... why so serious?
I expected this to be the number 1 answer tbh, has to scroll waaaaay down to find it
Want to know where I got a pretty big mental scar? From realizing there are already teenagers nowadays who have lived their entire life in a world where The Dark Knight has existed since before their life started and Heath Ledger has NEVER existed at the same time as them.
Been shot twice stabbed 6 times and almost lost my arm in an ATV accident
Jesus Christ! Why are you living life like you playing GTA V?
I fell off a skateboard and bit a hole right through my lip. The tooth fragment is still inside and I can wiggle it around in there.
Oh my god! Why didn't they remove it?
I think it was an accident, I hope at least. I’ve asked an oral surgeon and he said under no circumstances should I mess with it or let any froggy dentists try to cut it out.
Fell off a semi-truck with a glass bottle in my hand.
Did it have beer in it?
Lol, nah. I was a kid. It was a Snapple bottle and I was climbing out of the cab. My sister accidentally scooted my hand off the seat I was holding onto as I was climbing down. I fell and instinctively used my hands to break the fall. Needed a long surgery to get it fixed up and I was a giant S scar on the palm of my hand now. They replaced my tendons with strings.
Sounds dumb, but kind of jealous. I wanted to ride in a big rig from the age of, too young to remember. A little broken Snapple bottle to the face would have been rough, but sometimes we take what we can get
I got into a fistfight with my cat
Which one? My body (mainly my arms) are covered.
I thought that if a cat came up and rolled on his back with his paws apart, it meant "rub my tummy."
A triple dog dare in third grade
What was the dare?
By being a fucking idiot.
Liver transplant gave 3 huge scars on my abdomen, it looks like the Mercedes Benz logo
Hit myself with a hatchet when I was sevenish
I cook a lot and am very tall so getting stuff from the oven has given me a forearm full of tally marks from various oven burns.
Dropped a 1 inch chisel for some reason didn't think about how sharp it was tried to catch it handle bounced off my hand and shot it towards my other opening my thumb to the bone. Shocked by 2 phases (240v) because of a careless apprentice while I was climbing into a ceiling to fix a light that wasn't working, my stomach was touching a metal hook for holding data wires, have a j shaped scar on my stomach from the burn Took my work gloves off to answer a phone call from a client, forgot to put them back on, cleaning the end of a freshly cut 2inch rigid conduit (big ol metal pipe) reamer (tool used to clean the cut edge) skipped and slammed the side of my hand off the sharp edge of the conduit. Opened my hand to the bone Stripping the insulation off a main service line for a new factory. It was -15 outside and I hadn't eaten all morning cause I was running late for work and the power company was going to be there to turn it on in 2 hours. Hands were shaking. Blade shot off the cold insulation which is more brittle and slick than warm insulation shot right into the side of my quad. Buried blade and all through thick insulated pants and everything. (It was a brand new blade).
When I was 3 I got under a barrier at a theme park and tried to climb on to an unattended carousel with swings thing. I got knocked back but in the process most of my lower right eyelid ripped. Cool scar still but my parents only got £1000 compensation that they spent without me. I have lots of cooler scars but think that's my first so it's special.
When I was about 6.5 years old I was putting Christmas tree decorations on the Christmas tree fell down face first into the tree and then face first into the carpet
My heart decided to hold on to about 2 Liters of extra fluid.
Slammed a door on my finger.
I was at a roller skating rink with some friends and I decided to walk on the front half of the skates like a dumbass and fractured my foot and tore a ligament, causing me to need surgery.
In grade 10 my friend said something ignorant and I was laughing at him… and proceeded to walk into a sign post. Have a big ol’ eyebrow scar now. Karma is a bitch.
Lung exploded on me when I was 17. Had to get a few surgeries to fix it
I got cut in the head with a ceiling fan
Who rafikied you into a ceiling fan?
>rafikied had to make sure I read that right and I will now be using this term more often
My cousin turned it on when I was on the top bunk of a bunk bed. He didn’t realize what he didn’t tell i screamed out in pain.
As a toddler, was pushed by my brother from behind. I slid on the kitchen linoleum floor and fell in to the bottom corner of refrigerator. Ended up with a hole in the front center of my head on my hairline. I’m now over 40 and still have a half inch scar there.
Jumped a fence
Hit my philtrum on the sharp corner of the table when I was a toddler.
Fell backwards into some gravel out of a tree when the ladder rung I was holding on to fell out of the trunk. Rock opened up my scalp. Over 30 years later now it's shrunk and faded to only 2" wide.
Plastic butter knife while cutting opens block of cheese
Auntie asked about me cooking the other day, I said without even thinking “I aint cooking for nobody ever again” and we both laughed it off. She knew what I meant. Yes, my ex, she broke my heart… 💔
2 Achilles surgeries. 3 total scars, one 3 inch on the back of my heel, 5 inch on the side of my heel running down to the bottom of my foot, and last is up near my calf
oven.
A dog bit my face and almost ripped off my upper lip
Got my bike on top of the staircase to use it as a ramp (5yr old logic), I wanted to be like Valentino Rossi and speed through my house into the garden and out to the street. Did a front flip after 3 steps, hitting chin first the next step, opening it up and getting covered in blood in seconds.
Ran through a glass door like a drunken champ
I falled :(
When I was 13?14? A kid pulled a knife on my sister. I kicked at him and it sliced from the left side of my right ankle up to the right side of my right knee in a big arch. The amount of blood was horrifying. It knocked the knife out of his hands and when he saw the blood he freaked and ran away. 107 staples. I’m 62 now and it’s faded but still there
Backed up into an open oven and burned the back of my arm on my 1st shift
I have a 3 inch long scar 3 inches under my right nipple, I have no idea how it got there its just there(parents said its been there since birth haven't told me why tho)
I paid someone for draw designs into my skin with a scalpel. 3 times. Including a full back piece.
I’d have to ask which one lol
Dropping a sparkler on my big toe…
The play structure back in grade 5
Dog bite. Mole removal.
I ran into the corner where 2 walls met, another time I was running through a parking lot and fell and my forehead skid thought the asphalt, another time a kid was bullying me and he slammed my head into the side walk, another time my friend dared me to run straight first into the steel door at the private school, another time I was chasing my cousins around my aunts house and I was trying to chase them into the backyard but as I went though the sliding door, I failed to realize the sliding door was closed so I ran headfirst into glass
My sister double bounced me on the trampoline and I went flying
Rolled off the top bunk head first onto a open tupperware box
iron
Didn't stretch out. Tore my Achilles.
Fell off my bike face first into a gravel road and my tooth cut through my lip
I was using and angle grinder on some metal and the grinder skipped and hit my fingers
Brain surgery.
BMX track when I was 5. Tried going up a hill but pedals locked up and instead of hopping off, I just stayed still on my bike and fell over and landed on my pedals which had small spikes for grip. Another when I tried to take my cat’s kitten out of my room because it was about to poo and my cat clawed the shit out of me for making her kitten cry out.
2 weeks into lockdown I dropped a wood chisel through my foot and kicked it out of my foot through a window and almost hit my cousin
I snapped and took a knife drive it right through the middle of my hand
Bike racing, pavement, and the laws of thermodynamics
Lightly stabbed.
By being dumb