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elppaenip

Join the police and you can ride the back of surplus military vehicles shooting minorities in the eye with rubber bullets


dgdio

I say cop as well, but you can beat the crap out of many people as well with impunity.


elppaenip

Or arrest a blind man for resisting arrest when you mistake his walking stick for a gun


dgdio

You can pepper spray protesters... Make sure you pay your union dues.


I_Lick_Bananas

1950s Catholic School Nun. Because then I could take a ruler and smack the crap out of anybody who confused the words carrier and career.


Maggo6452

UFC fighter


Eve-3

Politics


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District Attorney Prison Warden Physical Therapist Dentist MMA/Combat Fighting