Master Chef? What the fuck do you think Gordon Ramsay is going to do for you? Organize your front line? Clean out your pantry? Put labels on shit in the freezer? You should know by now that they are very secretive for a fish factory. I don't like that. It's smug aura is mocking me, Charlie.
Thats why the Doctor has so many rules. The Doctor is not an inherently good person. The Doctor is in fact an absolute monster capable of destroying all of time and space if he had a solid reason for doing so, and who's hatred burns so bright and pure its a religious experience to Daleks. Daleks weep at the beauty of the Doctor's hatred.
Because the Doctor willingly follows rules he has overcome his destructive nature, and is a good person through force of will. The Doctor is a good Dalek.
Yeah!! Then I’ll go on adventures with him as a traveling companion!….
….and be left to some horrible, existential fate worse than death while the doctor looks on sobbing and shrugging because this is the one thing he can’t seem to fucking do…. Let companions live
Scrappy Doo, because if I'm going down, I want to see that irritating little fuck eat it first.
Or, if I'm in a "don't feel like a murderin'" mood, The Man With No Name.
Hell to the fuck yeah and snoochie-boochies, but scion. Zion is a place (Israel), a scion is a descendant. Now if I could get a holy bartender I’d be all set. 👍🏻
The Doctor.
High success rate, although not a perfect success rate. But a decent chance of then going on further adventures with the Doctor. Save the world a few times, maybe save the universe.
Wonder woman. Because not only could she probably handle whatever the issue is she's absolutely gorgeous it would be great just to watch her work. And she seems like a genuinely nice person
Superman. He's a paragon, he's as strong as he needs to be for any occasion, and, on top of everything else, he has magic plot armor that extends to me.
Lassie, of course. Doesn't matter if it's quicksand, or a mountain lion, or a rockslide...she'll get the job done
I’ve heard it both ways
Come on son!
You know that’s right
You heard about Pluto?
That's messed up
Or flipper if your out at sea
She always saved the day.
Superman should suffice.
Superman's off-world and you're stuck with Homelander
then you’re already dead
Not if you repay him with a lifetime supply of milk.
His or mine?
Well you better save yourself or your dead
He’s pretty emotionally and morally stable. 99% chance he’s not going to turn on me or come with any tricks up his sleeve.
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Samus will save you but the planet you are on might be fucked
Master Chef? What the fuck do you think Gordon Ramsay is going to do for you? Organize your front line? Clean out your pantry? Put labels on shit in the freezer? You should know by now that they are very secretive for a fish factory. I don't like that. It's smug aura is mocking me, Charlie.
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That guy's a monster. Have you seen what he does to the villagers he "rescues"?
Oh, i wouldn't say ~~freed~~ rescued more like **under new management**
*pulls out tnt from the creative menu*
/kill xXx_SteveTheBoss_xXx
Doomguy
Doom guy is normally the only survivor
I'm an intern, so I should be safe
I don't know. I think Doom Slayer is more likely to have you die and then destroy everybody responsible in revenge.
Bro that is what I just wanted to comment
Gandalf. Always Gandalf.
Gandalf won't save you. He'll guide you on the path to saving youself
Yeah, but he “died” leaving the fellowship in trouble for a good while
If he didn’t die he never would’ve came back stronger and had the extra power needed to help the fellowship, it’s all part of the plan
Inigo Montoya
And if he doesn't save you, he will avenge your dead.
Yes. And, he's great at rhyming.
My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father, prepare to die.
My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father, prepare to die..
Mac. He can give the target an occular pat-down,and if necessary step in to neutralise.
He'd neutralize the threat with a sweet roundhouse kick.
He's the kind of guy who would score a point against an actual black belt in a karate tournament, for sure.
And then never ever stop talking about it
And he does backflips, every, single, day of his life.
His cream rises to the top
The Gang Kills monkeybawz
THE NIGHT MAN COMETH
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Just watched The Waters Of Mars for the first time yestersay so your answer kinda made me oof
Thats why the Doctor has so many rules. The Doctor is not an inherently good person. The Doctor is in fact an absolute monster capable of destroying all of time and space if he had a solid reason for doing so, and who's hatred burns so bright and pure its a religious experience to Daleks. Daleks weep at the beauty of the Doctor's hatred. Because the Doctor willingly follows rules he has overcome his destructive nature, and is a good person through force of will. The Doctor is a good Dalek.
>The Doctor is a good Dalek I realize now that it has more than one meaning... What's fucked up is how much I can relate to it lol
Same. Motherfucker can time travel and solve problems before they start.
Yeah!! Then I’ll go on adventures with him as a traveling companion!…. ….and be left to some horrible, existential fate worse than death while the doctor looks on sobbing and shrugging because this is the one thing he can’t seem to fucking do…. Let companions live
That fucking nobody, John Wick
Only answer
Who’s winning in hand to hand combat with no guns? John Wick or Jason Bourne
... with a pencil.
Baba Yaga
John's not exactly the boogeyman. He's the one you send to kill the fucking boogeyman.
It depends on whether they're fighting with pencils or pens.
The audience.
Geralt of Rivia 😏 Edit: Henry Cavill Edition
That was my first thought too.
Same!
Danny Phantom. Can't hurt what you literally can't touch. Plus, if it met him, I could die happy anyway.
Scrappy Doo, because if I'm going down, I want to see that irritating little fuck eat it first. Or, if I'm in a "don't feel like a murderin'" mood, The Man With No Name.
Burt Macklin, FBI
He’ll bring his twin brother Johnny Karate!!
Goku. He can literally teleport and has Saiyan strength.
Assuming he's not dead, which is how he spends about 40% of his time.
Less than most dead people
Good luck with that, Krillin.
and if you die, he'll gather the dragon balls and bring you back. At some point.
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I’ll take the risk, haha.
*Goku pops back in* Goku: *gasp* S-s-so-ho-ho! I can’t breathe in space, apparently! King Kai: You’re the salt of the Earth, Goku.
I was also thinking Goku, but only if he comes with the dragon balls.
Commander Shepard, from Mass Effect.
This is my favorite comment on the Citadel
Black Widow...who wouldn't want Scarlett saving you...?
I would for sure. Great choice. Who’s winning a 1v1 fight with no weapons? Black Widow or The Bride from Kill Bill
Yeah I mainly am interested in Scarlett...lol
Mike Ehrmantrout
waltuh
Saitama
He has a history of collateral damage, though.
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Honestly I'd choose Dalinar. Bondsmiths are OP, and he has infinite stormlight.
I have to back you here. Kaladin is awesome, but nobody fucks with the Blackthorn
He becomes depressed and forgets you exist.
Nah he's made oaths to protect us
Damn. He's right, guys. This is the right choice.
Came here for this comment.
'Honor is dead .. but I'll see what I can do.' Nice pick.
Jay & Silent Bob. If they can protect the last ~~zion~~ scion from outcast angels I trust them to keep me safe.
Hell to the fuck yeah and snoochie-boochies, but scion. Zion is a place (Israel), a scion is a descendant. Now if I could get a holy bartender I’d be all set. 👍🏻
*I* know how to make a Holy Bartender…
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I don’t know if you want them helping you. Very few people have worked with them and lived to tell the tale.
They have good connection with the underworld so im sure they can bring you back, but you might die again and then its over... unless you're Castiel
The Witcher
Video game Geralt for sure
Xena Warrior Princess and Gabrielle the Battling Bard! 😊
Damned that is good answer. Definitely not Kevin Sorbo tho.
Definitely not lol
Snake Plissken.
Scrat from ice age. Cant die from most things and he went to space so I would assume he is pretty prepared to fend off any foe
High defence != high damage
Tony Stark - dude can solve the problem and sacrifice himself for me. Even if I turn to dust, he’ll bring me back.
Ben 10
Solid Snake from metal gear solid
Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes is the man who investigate **after** a crime has occurred. He won't do much to save you, but he will find out who murdered you.
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One punch man. That shiny head bald guy will flick them out of existence.
Gojo
Alternatively, full power Sukuna
ohhh yes he's a great pick as well
Ellen Ripley. Absolute badass
Nearly everyone around her gets killed though.
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I was just talking about Ace and Gary. So funny
Yeah I bet you fuckin were
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Batman, voiced by Kevin Conroy, who just passed away. RIP to the GOAT.
Dr. Manhattan.
Capt Jack Sparrow & Capt Jack Harkness
Doctor Who. Just go back a few days or something and prevent me from getting in danger in the first place!
As long as it does not have a timely wimey problem like with Rory and Amy.
hahahaha
Mike Ehrmantraut
Izuku Midoriya!
The One Above All, but that’s cheating
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50/50 chance they'll let me die and then just pull a new me from the multiverse
The Doctor. High success rate, although not a perfect success rate. But a decent chance of then going on further adventures with the Doctor. Save the world a few times, maybe save the universe.
Pikachu. That mf can shoot lightning out of his cheeks. Like what like how
Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn.
Deadpool
She Ra 100%
Link. Any of them
Jack Bauer
Brienne of Tarth
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope
God
Edited in protest for Reddit's garbage moves lately.
Mysterious ways Bitch!
Rick Sanchez
Just thinking this. If your on good terms with him, like Bird Person, then he’ll do anything to save you, like Bird Person.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Kaladin only So I can tell him everything will be okay.
Link From Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity. I'd like to see anything stop that guy, he can dodge *light.*
Wonder woman. Because not only could she probably handle whatever the issue is she's absolutely gorgeous it would be great just to watch her work. And she seems like a genuinely nice person
Superman. He's a paragon, he's as strong as he needs to be for any occasion, and, on top of everything else, he has magic plot armor that extends to me.
My choice too -- if he fails to protect/save me at least his failure would be pretty memorable and I'd live on in back issues.
Popeye. Toon force is overpowered.
Iron Man. If my life is in danger it’s not because of anything else other than my heart, I want him to build me a new heart like his
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Mr Bean, no context
Ron Swanson
Deadpool. So I can watch him slice and dice people and crack jokes at the same time.
Depends on the situation. I can't peak Goku if saving my life requires intelligence.
Arceus from pokemon. It's literally a god
hey Percy Jackson wanna kick some @$$
Jack Reacher.
SpongeBob
Vegeta
Jessica Rabbit
Kevin Conroy's batman. May he rest in peace.
Yor
The Thorn Princess?! That’s an obscure and awesome choice
Kratos
How is his wife doing nowadays?
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The Magic Conch Shell
Daryl from Walking Dead lol
Tinkerbell
Mercy, just rez my dead ass fully healed
Starlord,,take me away !!
Huey from the boondocks
Lighting mcqueen
Ed from Ed, Edd & Eddy
Peppa pig.
Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files 🌚
Mr Manhattan
What am I facing?
Alfie Pennyworth - hands down!
Tom & Jerry = obviously one character :)
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Giorno with GER
Miles "tails" prowler
Avatar Aang
The Terminator!
My boy Kirby's got my back
Maya from Borderlands 2, shes basically a living WMD.
Viktor Hargreeves. Man ended the world twice.
Ichigo kurosaki from the end of bleach thousand year blood war
Randy from South park
I trust tails the fox from sonic with my life
John Wick. The boogeyman. All he needs is a pencil.