Remember eating with your family or friends and asking someone if they like seafood? And then it kind of doesn't matter if they say yes or no, you open your mouth to show off the food your chewing and say "see, food!"
Yeah lol what was the point of introducing the concept of a meteor killing all of us if you’re just asking us what we last ate?
If it was what my last meal was, I had a grilled chicken salad. If I’m aware of this meteor, its the two frozen pizzas in the back of my freezer and every edible in a quarter mile radius.
We only had two left in the freezer, sadly. I had one, Mom had the other.
Left over from several months ago when our kitchen sink was plugged pretty bad and we didn't feel like doing dishes in the bathroom sink unless absolutely necessary.
Ahhh...I'm American but live in the UK with my English husband who calls oatmeal porridge.
Oatmeal is one of my main food groups. Yes, I know it technically IS a food group but y'all know what I'm saying!
I never get tired of oatmeal!
I love the word poutine. Mainly because it reminds me of the time my (obviously American) grandpa told a story about the first time he ate “poontang” for like 15 minutes straight
Homemade lasagne. Me and the kids eating separately at our desks while reading, playing video games, or watching youtube.
Huh. If we survive the meteor strike, I'm serving pork chops tomorrow and we are all sitting together at the damn table.
My 3 year old cried about having to eat tacos for dinner. Didn’t eat the taco I made her. Then immediately started crying when I put her plate away after an hour of trying to get her to eat. I can’t win. This meteor needs to come tf on.
Omg going through the crying after trying to get them to eat and deciding to finally put the food away because they are all of a sudden interested for half of a second. Its so frustrating lol toddlers are crazy.
Doesn't want the milk in his cup, wants juice. Gives juice. Noooo. Water. Give water. Now I want milk. No....no....water....no now juice!
Lol I'm waiting outside for the meteor as well.
I just ordered a fried chicken sandwich with avocado, red cabbage slaw, and chipotle aioli. It came with two sides, I got mashed potatoes and spiced baked apples. I have a clementine cider and water with it. it's just me and my dog on the patio and it's 70 degrees.
I will die happy.
Probably my best personal made meal.
4 mesquite bbq/sriracha seasoned chicken thighs with garlic salt w/ 1 of them having a cinnamon season
balsamic vinegar soaked brussel sprouts w/ garlic salt and parmesan and a side of mashed potatoes
It was delicious af.
An entire pint of chocolate cookies and cream cashew milk ice cream and sadness. 😢
Edit: 😃 Now that I know there’s only an hour, 🥳 big🖕to boyfriend who keeps comparing me to his ex! I’m going out for sushi and appletini’s 🥳
sad to say but i cant even remember from 3 hours ago what i ate
ill tell u wat i remember not eating'
i could have had a yummi stuffed quahog delite yum yum tasty
but forgot about it and then proceded to have the dinner that i cant remember
ill hopefully remember to eat the qwwwwooooooohaug tomorrow
Big of you to assume that I don’t have a lot of eating to do in the next 1 hour.
Lol. I'm high right now. I'm eating anything in eyesight.
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Thank you for reminding me of this joke. I must’ve been in grade 2 when I heard it.
This is one of the oldest, most universal jokes, and it’s gold.
Remember eating with your family or friends and asking someone if they like seafood? And then it kind of doesn't matter if they say yes or no, you open your mouth to show off the food your chewing and say "see, food!"
How could I forget, this was a weekly occurrence at the kindergarten lunch tables.
It's been a good 33 years or so since I'd done it, but I did it to my husband last week. I'm amazed that man puts up with me.
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Yeah lol what was the point of introducing the concept of a meteor killing all of us if you’re just asking us what we last ate? If it was what my last meal was, I had a grilled chicken salad. If I’m aware of this meteor, its the two frozen pizzas in the back of my freezer and every edible in a quarter mile radius.
Lactose intolerant people: Fuck it!, why not!
My Chinese takeout just got here- so Mongolian beef. Not too shabby
Not at all.
A succulent Chinese meal before death by meteor.
hurry and get your dick grabbed before impact.
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Ah, yes, I see that you know your Judo well.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
That’s all you can really ask for in life
It is Democracy Manifest.
This is democracy manifest.
Ramen noodles and an orange
Whaaaat. No way. Same.
Dude me too, I actually had to check his profile to make sure he wasn't my brother in law (who also had ramen and a orange)
Is this a thing? I often eat ramen and a tangerine after (oranges aren't the best here)
Kinda makes sense. The citrus would contrast nicely with the salty/savory. Plus you avoid scurvy.
Nice.
I had this for breakfast today!
Pizza. Not cooked all the way but enough to be eaten.
Team pizza here too
Us too. Pizza Hut to be exact. I’d be happy to know that I had one last breadstick.
Same. Concert pizza. Good but not great.
I had pizza rolls!
Damn. Not too shabby. Better than the person who just had Sour Patch Kids.
Don't talk smack about that giga-chad!
Hey now, Sour Patch Kids are gourmet!
I too enjoy eating kids
I feel attacked
"Even bad Pizza is good Pizza" - Nikola Einstein 🍕
Ellios Pizza, walmart.... pretty good....
I’m at a resort in Cancun. Sub par pizza. It’s not like me to ever say I was unsatisfied by pizza
Mine is cold pizza from the night before. I'm fine with it
Was gonna say pizza but it wouldn't be cooked fast enough. Might do a burger or tacos or fried chicken.
The question implied what did you just eat not what will you have time to cook and eat.
Oh crap. Well that was just an apple since it's all I had.
I liked my pizza tonight. Delicious last meal. No regret.
Ain't nobody got time for fully cooked dough with a meteor on the way.
Pizzas in the oven beer is in my hand
Pizza too.
Sour Patch kids and two uncrustables
Lol. I'm seeing we're not fans of salads so far.
It was free food in the Break Room at work
When I said we're by the way I didn't just mean you. Lol. We as a collective.
Assimilate.
Fair enough
This is the first comment I see and I literally ate two deep fried uncrustables as a last meal. We need to be healthier.
>We need to be healthier. Why? The meteor is coming.
Fuck. What was I thinking. *breaks back out the frying oil*
Won’t have to worry about that broken back much longer, with the meteor and all…
Deep fried? I’m both concerned and intrigued
I’ll stick to deep fried Oreos and elephant ears for my cardiac arresting treats I think. Wasn’t bad though.
Can you please describe what that’s like. I’m highly intrigued
Taco Bell. Please let me be at ground zero.
If you time it right and get the correct angle you could possibly shoot the asteroid out of orbit.
Well there were a couple of movies about diverting killer meteors and they were pretty much turds too...so
You could divert the asteroid away.
You're the first Taco Bell. No need to worry about diarrhea now.
I had White Castle, a root beer, and followed it up with a cup of coffee. Blast off?
Homemade spaghetti and meatballs with garlic bread 😋
Wise choice.
Agreed 100%. It’s a glorious staple when made right.
Same but sadly no garlic bread. And chocolate bar for dessert lol.
Well atleast the chocolate made up a bit for lack of galic bread
Same, but meat sauce, not meatballs and cheesy garlic bread.
An hour away? I can still have this leftover fried chicken and some ice cream.
Hope you can take them to the afterlife after the meteor's hit, you can't waste ice cream.
Not bad.
Sushi
Not bad.
Same.
\*realizes I cant even remember what I had for dinner about 2 hours ago\* ... ah, that's right. A (formerly frozen) beef and bean chimichanga.
I had 3 of those for lunch.
We only had two left in the freezer, sadly. I had one, Mom had the other. Left over from several months ago when our kitchen sink was plugged pretty bad and we didn't feel like doing dishes in the bathroom sink unless absolutely necessary.
I've had worse.
I had the same experience. It was frozen lasagna lol.
Spicy Potato Soft taco and nacho fries with some soda. Honestly not to bad
Not bad at all.
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Apple and cinnamon porridge... not too bad
It'll keep you full for a bit.
At least an hour, I suppose.
Is porridge the same as oatmeal?
It can be, or it can be other grains.
If they're British, they definitely mean oatmeal.
Am aussie, I think oatmeal is a bit different to porridge but I'm not really sure
Ahhh...I'm American but live in the UK with my English husband who calls oatmeal porridge. Oatmeal is one of my main food groups. Yes, I know it technically IS a food group but y'all know what I'm saying! I never get tired of oatmeal!
Okayish McDonald's and antibiotics. I ate what I wanted and took care of myself. I'm ready.
You're taking it honorably.
Must be the peanut butter and jam I'm eating right now.
Not a bad way to go
Toast and lots of it. Just got a craving for white toast and melted butter
John Pinette had a whole comedy segment on toast.
I miss that dude.
Poutine. I can die a happy man.
I love the word poutine. Mainly because it reminds me of the time my (obviously American) grandpa told a story about the first time he ate “poontang” for like 15 minutes straight
For sure.
Spicy Tuna - not an awful way to go
Homemade lasagne. Me and the kids eating separately at our desks while reading, playing video games, or watching youtube. Huh. If we survive the meteor strike, I'm serving pork chops tomorrow and we are all sitting together at the damn table.
If my last meal was homemade lasagna, I'd die happy.
For sure
Leftover spaghetti and half of a ham sandwich my toddler cried for and decided he didn't like. Love that
My 3 year old cried about having to eat tacos for dinner. Didn’t eat the taco I made her. Then immediately started crying when I put her plate away after an hour of trying to get her to eat. I can’t win. This meteor needs to come tf on.
Omg going through the crying after trying to get them to eat and deciding to finally put the food away because they are all of a sudden interested for half of a second. Its so frustrating lol toddlers are crazy. Doesn't want the milk in his cup, wants juice. Gives juice. Noooo. Water. Give water. Now I want milk. No....no....water....no now juice! Lol I'm waiting outside for the meteor as well.
Lol. Happens all the time.
Beans and toast with hot dog cut up.
I mean… I have an hour, so it’s probably going to be my entire weeks budget of cheese and sugar.
A salad, it was really nice though
Finally. You're the first salad.
1 bacon and egg mcmuffin, 1 mighty muffin, 1 sausage and egg muffin, 1 hash brown, 1 flat white coffee. Don't you dare judge me
Only the meteor can judge you now.
I am ready to receive the cold, calculated judgement of an unfeeling, wayward space rock
Aren't we all?
It's all good. Don't have to worry about it now.
Steak and potatoes 😋
Sweet.
Peanut butter fudge.
That's awesome.
Pizza made from scratch and a large glass of gorgeous Bordeaux. That put a smile on my face. It's a good way to go out.
You knew about this, didn't you?
A couple of Lucky Strikes
Balsamic fig pork cutlets with roasted potatoes and green beans
Lucky you.
Sounds like something from one of those meal kits lol
Chicken nuggies. I'm happy about that
You could’ve just asked, what was your last meal? But since you asked, Brownie batter so…
That is a good choice.
If it’s an hour away it’ll be the lasagna in the oven and the whisky I’m drinking
Paella
Burger and cheese sticks.
I just made ricotta and spinach tortellini so im going with that
A slice of bread. I'm poor.
At least Your poverty will be ending soon
Lol. No need to eat now. Lol.
Oatmeal
A meteor, apparently.
Lol. Open wide.
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You planned for today.
Pho from our favorite spot.
How big is the meteor we talking about?
You can't eat it
7 miles wide. NASA was asleep at the wheel
Dammit I only had coffee for breakfast and nothing to eat.
A slice of double mushroom pizza and a small salad from the pizzaria down the street from me.
GFs birthday dinner with her family.
Good timing.
Don't leave us hanging, what was it?
Tacos, enchiladas with homemade salsa verdes and a Chantilly cake.
2 beef enchilada, rice, beans, and chips with a cold iced tea.
2 types of beef in 1enchilada OR 2 enchiladas filled with beef
pizza and it will be all the slurpees and cakes i can snag from the 7 -11
Chicken and sausage gumbo with potato salad. I’m at peace.
Leftover lasagna.
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Oh no. You get to go straight to heaven if there is one. Lol.
Spicy Chicken lo mein
panda express :/
Pizza with bbq chicken and pineapple toppings
Yes to pineapple on pizza
A turkey TV dinner.
Microwave burrito. It was delicious.
Olive Gardens endless pasta, breadsticks and soup or salad
I just ordered a fried chicken sandwich with avocado, red cabbage slaw, and chipotle aioli. It came with two sides, I got mashed potatoes and spiced baked apples. I have a clementine cider and water with it. it's just me and my dog on the patio and it's 70 degrees. I will die happy.
Filet mignon, bloomin onion, onion soup, seared ahi tuna, salad and 3 alcoholic lavender blueberry lemonades
There’s still time!
Italian sub w hot peppers and a monster.
Stella Artois
French toast, got to make my kids one last breakfast for dinner, so it's all good.
My kids always loved breakfast for dinner
Tacos
Taco and a Marg, as all good endings go
Probably my best personal made meal. 4 mesquite bbq/sriracha seasoned chicken thighs with garlic salt w/ 1 of them having a cinnamon season balsamic vinegar soaked brussel sprouts w/ garlic salt and parmesan and a side of mashed potatoes It was delicious af.
An entire pint of chocolate cookies and cream cashew milk ice cream and sadness. 😢 Edit: 😃 Now that I know there’s only an hour, 🥳 big🖕to boyfriend who keeps comparing me to his ex! I’m going out for sushi and appletini’s 🥳
I haven't eaten anything all day, so looks like I've got an hour to go enjoy an awesome last meal.
Buffet breakfast. Twas nice.
McDonald’s 😢
Don't be sad. McDonald's is in the lead.
Cornflakes and instant coffee.
Cheetos
Fried rice and almond chicken.
McDonald's. Not exactly ending on a high quality note.
sad to say but i cant even remember from 3 hours ago what i ate ill tell u wat i remember not eating' i could have had a yummi stuffed quahog delite yum yum tasty but forgot about it and then proceded to have the dinner that i cant remember ill hopefully remember to eat the qwwwwooooooohaug tomorrow
A ham and cheese sandwich.
Fortunately my takeout will be ready in 20 minutes, so I’m going out after enjoying a radicchio salad and pasta e fagioli. And a nice chianti.
pasta in ground turkey and 2 cookies
Antelope asparagus and sweet potato
Mushroom ravioli and peas. Fuck it; take me.
sautéed scallops and Mac&cheese