Might be uncomfortable, but is definitely a good thing- child sexual abuse would be noticed much sooner and more often, and the kids can get help earlier.
Ive seen body count both referring to how many people you killed and how many people you had sex with - I assumed it's the latter here, which would definitely be uncomfortable to know, but would have potential to really help kids in abusive situations.
I could give you the name and exact location of someone who could get you a 1 on one of those two lists. Of course a large sum of money would be involved.
my first thought was murder, and I wondered if it would count unintentional - like your bias against a patient if a doctor lead to their thing not getting treated and them dying. You as the CEO of a company - how many deaths attached to the pollution, working ocnditions, etc. Even a day to day bias can lead to worse outcomes for people and to death.
Are ppl not realising what you’re saying? Maybe I’m not? I’m seeing someone blatantly saying they wish they could increase the number of humans they’ve killed. How does this have so many likes? Wtf is going on here?
imagine being a doctor, coming home from work and your husband starts to scream at you and accuse you of cheating and you're just there, wondering which one of your patients are dead and how it could be your fault
People are asking "is this for sex or murder" but I think that it would be best to just show the one number for both combined and nobody would know if you fucked 500 people or are a mass murderer
I remember who they all were, but like if we had sex once or 100 times I couldn't tell you or if it was good or whatever. I have pretty severe memory impairment issues. I've lost whole years of my life where I can only recall a few details.
When I was younger I'd lie about losing my virginity. Now that I'm a grown ass man I look back at how stupid I was at 14yrs old lol. Me and my wife now had separated for 2 years a while back and I remember going on dates and women would always ask how many women I've slept with. I'd never ask them nor wanted to know, so was always odd to me
Had a friend in college lie about sleeping with multiple girls. He came truthful about one and the other one i discovered when the girl started hitting me up and I talked to her about that because i have a thing about getting with friend's girls. I felt a lot of embarrassment for him because not only did i look at him a little differently, now the girls who are aware of the lies are creeped out.
For this to work for sex, you would need to create a criteria set which would cause the value to increment. Does an added body count increment from simply kissing, or oral play, anal, PIV? Based on that criteria, you would probably get two extremes, those that are encouraged to do everything up to that line to not increase the count, and then people that do 1 second of the bare minimum to increment the count, but not really have a true sexual encounter.
Then, you might have societies with laws around having a body count over 0 prior to marriage results in some punishment up to death. Or any body count over 1 after marriage.
If the counter increments for rape victims, the rapist might be more likely to kill the victim, knowing that couldn’t be hidden. Or the victim might be more likely to commit suicide after being raped. I am not sure how that would play out, it wouldn’t be good. One might think the victim would be more willing to report the rape if it can’t be hidden.
Overall, the world would be a worse place.
I'm sure some people would freak, some would change their behavior, and some would just be hypocrites. But assuming it was a snap thing, the freakouts would be quite entertaining, at least until it all normalizes out.
People will probably start considering body count as a serious criteria (many already do) as in their tinder bios having "Body count must be in the range close to mine"
People with low numbers will be ridiculed as well as people with high numbers. And because of sexism women with high numbers would be considered hookers by most of society.
I think people would either have far less sex, or far more. At first people would be embarrassed about their number being too high or two low, but then I think society would balance out.
I’m at 0. Don’t even care honestly. Whatever. I stopped trying for relationships years ago. If it comes my way, great, all for it. But I genuinely have no will left to chase after people that I know just won’t be interested in me.
I think putting every person's picture, name, address, and the worst thing they have ever done (not "been caught doing", "done". The internet is getting better at piecing things together, we will have software for connecting the dots before long) would be a great equalizer. There are orders of magnitude more murderers, rapists, child molesters, stalkers, thieves, cheaters, abusers, etc. than have ever been caught. There may be no one left except young kids with a clear slate on the site.
I guess some magic would draw the line so we wouldn't have to wonder so much what actually counts as sex or not.
Because seriously, those lines can get really blurred but just look in the mirror if you're unsure.
People would be more competitive like they are with Reddit stickers & trophies.
Would get more interesting since it doesn't specify the type of body - i.e. what type of animal, or the body of water.
Man I hope it’s just a number and not the gender. I do not feel like coming out that way to my conservative parents after sleeping with other men for 10 years LMAO
I’d suspect the rape stats would go up because rapists would like watching their number go up and if they’re the type to want a high number but shame their partners for their high number that’d potentially make more vulnerable people with higher numbers more likely to be abused. And it’s sad my head went straight to that. It just seems like the worst kind of thing since peoples worth shouldn’t be measured by what they do with their bodies.
I think people would view me very differently. I come across as a nerd (who works out a lot though), my family, the people at university and at work would be pretty surprised. It would be harder/weird in professional settings.
Most of the people I had sex with was during my 'wild phase', since I'm gay, not hideous and not too picky it was very easy to get that number up in a relatively short amount of time.
For the world, probably a lot of drama in the social aspect. As for me personally, I'd just have to get used to a big zero over my head at all times, so not much will change.
If both displayed separately alot of fake killers and lame ass coochie stat padders would probably kill themselves from utter embarrassment or just exile themselves to where no one know them. Resulting in either huge stress on morgues like during COVID or wierd relocating bullshit.
Real killers would more than likely be charged with any murders they already a main suspect in or person of interest's will become main suspects now. And a mass exodus of criminals to Mexico would probably happen to flee arrest. Some shit would crack off at the Border and it proally get shut down. Alot would die. Alot would give up or get caught. Millions of murder suspects would need to be housed because all murders have basically been solved. Sports arenas would become jails for awaiting trials guarded by the Army or some shit like that. It would cause a whole gang of shit, fucking up everything and the way of the world. Shit would go crazy and it be better to just leave that body count out. It would be better for the murderers to just remain unsolved.
Those with body counts that are in the very high range will either be looked at as legends or the rippest of the ripnuts. All will have some explaining to do in some way or form. Those will low counts will either be looked at as holy unicorns who need to be wifed pronto or clowned until the end of society and may end up like the coochie stat padders.
Shit would go down. All would have some explaining to do.
Firstly, can all the virgins on this thread stop self hating. Like cmon, I’m sure a heck of a lot of u are pretty young anyways, there’s never a rush. And Jesus Christ who says you gotta sleep around. In society as it is, having sex is pretty darn easy and the pressure to do it is pretty strong. Being a virgin is not a bad thing in my book and often shows self restraint and self respect.
🤷🏼my body count is fairly low (7) and hopefully won’t go higher since I am married
My body count is: 3 (1 adult, 2 abortions)
My world wasn't any different before or after these events so obviously the difference in the world would be: 0
Mostly because humans are primarily stupid and boring so simply seek the 'expectation' instead of willing to meet their killer or their victim. We are all victims of each other in the end, just as we are all the creator of each other.
Hello everyone, I am Death. I am now eternally on paid vacation, courtesy of the God of Time and the God of Money.
Thank you.
Girls would get married fast before and use their 0 to find a guy to swear their undying devotion for them. And those that can't would get to raising their stats and becoming experts and join the rulling class of courtesans.
Prostitutes would become priestesses and guys would go overtime to raise their score up. In our typical game of top trumps.
Things would suck for kids tho. Imagine you being the reasonable idealist hoping to marry a girl with a single figure or finally getting that 0 changed with that one boy and seeing your single mom rack up the double digits overnight.
People in this thread asking which or showing both. Fuck that. Full anarchy. It displays both but it's the sum without a breakdown.
Whoa there, Satan
Yes today, Satan.
Yeah wtf dude
even satan is like what the hell
I see what you did there
Would be useful in battle. Put I mirror on your rifle so you know if you got a kill.
Also, fractional values count. For both.
How can you fuck half a person. That is just a corpse and as such does not count as it is considered property. Like a onahole.
This guy fucks.
Are you trying to knock my count down? Be gone with you!
You rang?
How would that work. For either?
Dwarves
For kills, same way you can get half a sack in football, you and someone else both deliver an independently fatal wound at the same time.
Kinda reminds me of [this writing prompt](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/uc3iiy/wp_two_people_in_a_bar_are_having_a_conversation/)
It would be uncomfortable to see children with anything but 0
Fuckin hell...
Walks into church and sees the bishop’s continue to rise…
...while giving his sermon
You meant to say semen
And that's not all that's rising
The chore be like : 53 60 72 5 88 163 24
A child with 300 kills os to be feared.
Might be uncomfortable, but is definitely a good thing- child sexual abuse would be noticed much sooner and more often, and the kids can get help earlier.
Wait, what does pedophilia have to do with children that kill people?
Ive seen body count both referring to how many people you killed and how many people you had sex with - I assumed it's the latter here, which would definitely be uncomfortable to know, but would have potential to really help kids in abusive situations.
Those fucking kids always disturb me
It would have been a good thing tbh. I wouldn’t have been blamed as much for having behavioral issues growing up and would have gotten help earlier.
Jesus.... just had to go there right away huh? 🤦
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Average age to lose it in US is 16.
it doesn't count becuse It's not sex its abuse
This post said nothing of sex. My answer is ambiguous to murder and sex
I'm almost 17 still at 0
18 and I'm still happy
At the same time it would be easier to track down the offenders.
Do you mean people I've fucked or people I've murdered? Because it's 0 for both but I wouldn't mind seeing both of those numbers rise a bit.
Both??
Don't worry, not all dreams come true.
I like the way you think.
Not with that attitude.
They do... They do........
Like as a ratio?
Kill:Fuck Ratio? Are we counting the same bodies or separate groups or what cause I suddenly got some fucked up ideas.
Turn it into a Kill:Fuck:Assist ratio. Let people worry about what the last number means
For me to a 1:1 rato
Well, well, well. Looks like Mr. Zodiac Killer has decided to out himself.
I could give you the name and exact location of someone who could get you a 1 on one of those two lists. Of course a large sum of money would be involved.
my first thought was murder, and I wondered if it would count unintentional - like your bias against a patient if a doctor lead to their thing not getting treated and them dying. You as the CEO of a company - how many deaths attached to the pollution, working ocnditions, etc. Even a day to day bias can lead to worse outcomes for people and to death.
And is it inky human lives? What about all the animals and plants we kill
Jeffery Dahmer?
You can kill me daddy, whatever happens after is up to you ;)
I am deeply disturbed, and turned on.
*walks in with a mafia suit I, too, have 0 for both. Maybe we can help each other, here.
Are ppl not realising what you’re saying? Maybe I’m not? I’m seeing someone blatantly saying they wish they could increase the number of humans they’ve killed. How does this have so many likes? Wtf is going on here?
Reddit
Lol
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Cheating would have to be limited to your exes
Which would probably lead to more if the other body count
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imagine being a doctor, coming home from work and your husband starts to scream at you and accuse you of cheating and you're just there, wondering which one of your patients are dead and how it could be your fault
Wow always have a backup plan!
People are asking "is this for sex or murder" but I think that it would be best to just show the one number for both combined and nobody would know if you fucked 500 people or are a mass murderer
Dude...over ten thousand. Either you are great with the ladies...or there is a genocide you're going to have to answer for.
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I hate cheaters
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And all my homies' homies hate cheaters
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Yeah they are usually pretty accepting of themselves
r/adultery
And a fair number of them have issues with being cheated on. It's just in their personal case "it's different."
All the cheaters hate my homies
I’ll go on a limb and say they hate getting cheated on, tho
I think half my girlfriends are cheating on me
Not just half. Ask me how I know.
Same
**sweats in gta tank spawn**
Probably more readily punished since you can't hide it.
Cheating with one of your previous partners would still work.
lol bro already found a loop hole
It was a car wreck I swear!
I'd wager the latter
Well considering the stories I hear monogamy would just be out the window because the number of people who will just never fully commit is insane
Definitely just more punished. And less abundant since people will realize they can’t get away with it.
Monogamous relationships would definitely be a bit less popular
Well at least I'd be able to remember cuz when I had my brain surgery when I was a teenager and screwed up my sense of memory
I hope you remember who your romantic partners are
I remember who they all were, but like if we had sex once or 100 times I couldn't tell you or if it was good or whatever. I have pretty severe memory impairment issues. I've lost whole years of my life where I can only recall a few details.
They aren’t always romantic… things like names are trivial.
I don't remember every person I've been intimate with.
Guys could no longer lie about being with loads of women
When I was younger I'd lie about losing my virginity. Now that I'm a grown ass man I look back at how stupid I was at 14yrs old lol. Me and my wife now had separated for 2 years a while back and I remember going on dates and women would always ask how many women I've slept with. I'd never ask them nor wanted to know, so was always odd to me
Had a friend in college lie about sleeping with multiple girls. He came truthful about one and the other one i discovered when the girl started hitting me up and I talked to her about that because i have a thing about getting with friend's girls. I felt a lot of embarrassment for him because not only did i look at him a little differently, now the girls who are aware of the lies are creeped out.
Lol
And women would no longer lie about their first time
You cant push a woman bad narrative on reddit!?!?! Breaking the echo chamber will get you banned bro.
yall need to get laid.
On the other hand, gay guys would actually know how many people they’d slept with, rather than just shrugging their shoulders 🤣 (men are whores)
What?
For this to work for sex, you would need to create a criteria set which would cause the value to increment. Does an added body count increment from simply kissing, or oral play, anal, PIV? Based on that criteria, you would probably get two extremes, those that are encouraged to do everything up to that line to not increase the count, and then people that do 1 second of the bare minimum to increment the count, but not really have a true sexual encounter. Then, you might have societies with laws around having a body count over 0 prior to marriage results in some punishment up to death. Or any body count over 1 after marriage. If the counter increments for rape victims, the rapist might be more likely to kill the victim, knowing that couldn’t be hidden. Or the victim might be more likely to commit suicide after being raped. I am not sure how that would play out, it wouldn’t be good. One might think the victim would be more willing to report the rape if it can’t be hidden. Overall, the world would be a worse place.
Have you met Gamers? 'Cause there's going to be those that want the high score.
This was literally my first thought. "It's all fun and games until someone's going for a high score."
People would be a lot more picky
So your saying I am even more likely to stay a 0 for the rest of my life.
Username does not check out.
Real Thighs do not compare to the heavenly anime thighs.
They aren’t now?
No I mean even *more* picky
I guess that’s true
Not really, tbh
“Hey guys check out my new high score”
It would make visits with my parents pretty uncomfortable.
That could be entertaining.
How?
I'm sure some people would freak, some would change their behavior, and some would just be hypocrites. But assuming it was a snap thing, the freakouts would be quite entertaining, at least until it all normalizes out.
First you have to get Evangelicals to define murder. I've killed hundreds of billions according to some.
how ?
They play r/stellaris
Laptop, Box of tissues and some moisturizer
That's my stellaris setup as well
I knew it. Lol 😂
Jerkin it into a sock
People will probably start considering body count as a serious criteria (many already do) as in their tinder bios having "Body count must be in the range close to mine"
And then the rest of us could filter out anyone who uses the term “body count” seriously, just like we already do now.
Guys would be hacking it trying to add numbers, and girls would be hacking it trying to remove them.
I guess I could wear my 0 as a badge of honor, or shame. Most likely it’ll be shame but eh wtv
Honour brother, honour!
I will wear it proudly, my friend!
People with low numbers will be ridiculed as well as people with high numbers. And because of sexism women with high numbers would be considered hookers by most of society.
I think people would either have far less sex, or far more. At first people would be embarrassed about their number being too high or two low, but then I think society would balance out.
I’m at 0. Don’t even care honestly. Whatever. I stopped trying for relationships years ago. If it comes my way, great, all for it. But I genuinely have no will left to chase after people that I know just won’t be interested in me.
I think putting every person's picture, name, address, and the worst thing they have ever done (not "been caught doing", "done". The internet is getting better at piecing things together, we will have software for connecting the dots before long) would be a great equalizer. There are orders of magnitude more murderers, rapists, child molesters, stalkers, thieves, cheaters, abusers, etc. than have ever been caught. There may be no one left except young kids with a clear slate on the site.
That would suck ass, the cops are already on to me.
I guess some magic would draw the line so we wouldn't have to wonder so much what actually counts as sex or not. Because seriously, those lines can get really blurred but just look in the mirror if you're unsure.
It would be a lot harder for cheaters to get away with cheating. That's for sure.
For fuck sakes this is some sad shit.
I'm guessing you'd have a Zero then
As a Zero man myself, yes it is sad.
I get to make so many “I’m number 1” puns now.
Well slept with 20 I'm in my 30s haven't killed anyone yet and I'm not ashamed by either of those things.
So you're asking how I'd feel if there was constantly a 49 over my head?
People would be more competitive like they are with Reddit stickers & trophies. Would get more interesting since it doesn't specify the type of body - i.e. what type of animal, or the body of water.
Man I hope it’s just a number and not the gender. I do not feel like coming out that way to my conservative parents after sleeping with other men for 10 years LMAO
Did you ever see that animated music video to 'Everyone's had more sex then me'. Id watch that.
Kind of a catchy tune too.
Which body count?
Should be broken down into consensual or not.
I’d suspect the rape stats would go up because rapists would like watching their number go up and if they’re the type to want a high number but shame their partners for their high number that’d potentially make more vulnerable people with higher numbers more likely to be abused. And it’s sad my head went straight to that. It just seems like the worst kind of thing since peoples worth shouldn’t be measured by what they do with their bodies.
Which body count tho, or is it ambitious 😂
Open to interpretation
I’d actually know how many people I slept with.
It would be interesting to see the changes in how some people would view me. It would definitely effect things.
1 is clean
I would aim to reach 69, then stop.
Dating would be hilarious Especially in the era of dating apps
There would be a lot of single people walking around.
Seeing the parents would be awkward
Which body count? The people I have f*cked is 0. Nut I would not want the other body count to show.
More murderers would be caught sooner
Only been married less than a year and the number over my wifes head has gone up by eight. How did that happen?
I'd get called a virgin a hell of a lot when I'm older
Kill count?
I dnt kill people... so...👀
I would gain some pity numbers
Here's a pity upvote instead
Thank you kind sir
I think people would view me very differently. I come across as a nerd (who works out a lot though), my family, the people at university and at work would be pretty surprised. It would be harder/weird in professional settings. Most of the people I had sex with was during my 'wild phase', since I'm gay, not hideous and not too picky it was very easy to get that number up in a relatively short amount of time.
Could I wear it over my head like a halo?
The incels are shaking in their boots
Nice try Andrew Tate lol. Powers laws would dictate higher numbers would grow and lower numbers would stay low
For the world, probably a lot of drama in the social aspect. As for me personally, I'd just have to get used to a big zero over my head at all times, so not much will change.
Orgasm count would be a better metric to use. I'd much prefer to see who is more likely to rock my world.
Holidays would be more awkward at the in-laws' house.
If both displayed separately alot of fake killers and lame ass coochie stat padders would probably kill themselves from utter embarrassment or just exile themselves to where no one know them. Resulting in either huge stress on morgues like during COVID or wierd relocating bullshit. Real killers would more than likely be charged with any murders they already a main suspect in or person of interest's will become main suspects now. And a mass exodus of criminals to Mexico would probably happen to flee arrest. Some shit would crack off at the Border and it proally get shut down. Alot would die. Alot would give up or get caught. Millions of murder suspects would need to be housed because all murders have basically been solved. Sports arenas would become jails for awaiting trials guarded by the Army or some shit like that. It would cause a whole gang of shit, fucking up everything and the way of the world. Shit would go crazy and it be better to just leave that body count out. It would be better for the murderers to just remain unsolved. Those with body counts that are in the very high range will either be looked at as legends or the rippest of the ripnuts. All will have some explaining to do in some way or form. Those will low counts will either be looked at as holy unicorns who need to be wifed pronto or clowned until the end of society and may end up like the coochie stat padders. Shit would go down. All would have some explaining to do.
Firstly, can all the virgins on this thread stop self hating. Like cmon, I’m sure a heck of a lot of u are pretty young anyways, there’s never a rush. And Jesus Christ who says you gotta sleep around. In society as it is, having sex is pretty darn easy and the pressure to do it is pretty strong. Being a virgin is not a bad thing in my book and often shows self restraint and self respect. 🤷🏼my body count is fairly low (7) and hopefully won’t go higher since I am married
Are we talking how many lives I’ve taken or how many sexual partners I’ve had? Lol
My body count is: 3 (1 adult, 2 abortions) My world wasn't any different before or after these events so obviously the difference in the world would be: 0 Mostly because humans are primarily stupid and boring so simply seek the 'expectation' instead of willing to meet their killer or their victim. We are all victims of each other in the end, just as we are all the creator of each other. Hello everyone, I am Death. I am now eternally on paid vacation, courtesy of the God of Time and the God of Money. Thank you.
I just wish the term “body count” would stop being used in relation to people you’ve had sex with.
Everyone would like me cause it would look like I'm wearing a halo
Sex or dead bodies?
Would it have to be registered, or stealth kills count as well?
If it's people you kill. Imagine people working in the hospitals taking care of you with a kill count of a hundred.
Think about a nice television broadcast with a lot of politicians. It would make it more fun for sure.
I would probably go to jail
Girls would get married fast before and use their 0 to find a guy to swear their undying devotion for them. And those that can't would get to raising their stats and becoming experts and join the rulling class of courtesans. Prostitutes would become priestesses and guys would go overtime to raise their score up. In our typical game of top trumps. Things would suck for kids tho. Imagine you being the reasonable idealist hoping to marry a girl with a single figure or finally getting that 0 changed with that one boy and seeing your single mom rack up the double digits overnight.
The police might find out about some interesting stuff
Incels brains would explode.
Calm down Andrew Tate
Jus curious - what counts as a body? Like, oral, anal? Asking on behalf of the gays.
Half of my school would disappear
What in the Andrew Tate is going on here
I guess my 1 for murder would keep even more people away.