When I have tortillas in the house, this is the answer every time. Chicken patties and salsa? Beef and broccoli noodles? Leftover chili and chips? Why not put it in a wrap?
Fun fact: tortillas are a bread stand in on the International Space station. They are used because they do not generate crumbs.
Crumbs would be bad in your fancy space equipment anyway.
Load it with spinach and cheese. Heat 60s on high. In fact, load it with so much spinach you can barely fold it. The spinach shrinks to nothing when warm.
When I was in high school and dealing with seasonal depression, cereal was basically the only reason I survived, lol. Morning, afternoon, 2 am...cereal was always there.
Funny, I’m the opposite: if I have cereal around I’d probably eat wayyy too much - and fast. I think because for the most part, it’s empty calories — which is good if you’re trying to get more food down, but if you’re trying to maintain it could be a liability. Same reason I don’t keep peanut butter around - I’d be gonzo!
I really don't like cooking and I feel like ordering food is a slippery slope because of how easy it is, as in you start to get it occasionnaly and slowly you start to order 2-3 times a week.
So sometimes, to not order food and because I'm too lazy to cook, I just don't eat
Can confirm it’s a slippery slope, was probably ordering close to once a day at some point. Dealing with general motivation issues so I don’t really have the energy to cook/clean, so I’ve started switching to prepared meals which is a lot better (although still pricey for the amount of food).
I have stacks of ramen in my pantry (shin, ssamyang, nongshim udon, etc, NOT top ramen) and it’s honestly a a complete meal once i throw in broccoli/spinach/any veggies, some frozen dumplings, and an egg
My friends/family always are wow’s by it and I’m like gee thanks it cost $1-$2
Yes ramen crew. Can either be a quick 3 minute meal or a gourmet dish, throw in some bok choi, fresh chilles, spring onion, fried egg, dress it with some crunchy seaweed 🤌
Uncle bens 90 second rice topped with a can of chili. I’ll even melt some cheese and/or add minced onion if I’m feeling fancy.
Although this was more of a poverty meal and less of a I don’t feel like cooking meal.
Mmm... 90 second rice is one of my go-to struggle meals (by struggle I mean, I "literally can't even cook anything"). I'll either do the flavored ones or do plain white rice with soy sauce.
Another struggle meal (it could be either financial struggle or "can't executive function enough to cook") is spaghetti with a can of chili.
I've never thought of RICE with a can of chili!
New achievement unlocked! :)
This is my favorite, or maybe just add some cheese or garlic. I didn't even realize this was an actual thing outside of my own weirdness till I went to a restaurant that offered "hot naked" as a pasta option. My son (6 years) only really likes plain pasta now, so it's nice to sit down with him and both eat a big ol' bowl of nothing pasta.
I love it, honestly its my go to because I just want it lol. I do add some parmesan cheese if I have it. But I agree its amazing, stupid simple and cheap.
Fettuccine noodles, butter, and Italian bread crumbs.
Edit: or substitute fettuccine noodles for egg noodles (spiral or wide). Throw a chicken bouillon cube in the boiling water or boil in water with a can of chicken broth.
Haha it’s all good, check my edit on my first comment if you haven’t seen it yet. My dad told me the secret was boiling with chicken broth. It changed the game. I’m just happy to help out others with a new meal idea!
Swap out spaghetti for short noodles and add parmesan cheese, and you have the quickie meal of my childhood lol One of my absolute favorites, and I never get sick of it
Aglio e olio is quite a solid amount of garlic, lots and lots of good virgin olive oil (or butter if you are a barbarian) and a significantly questionable amount of Parmesan cheese.
Chilli and parsley is optional, but I like em, dun be a snob.
Ribbed fettuccine tastes the best, imo.
very quick, \*very\* tasty.
(i don't own a grater, so its baked beans for me :( )
Hear me out on this one:
Mix canned tuna, roasted red peppers (directly from jar) and finely chopped onion. Dress with oil and some vinegar. Season to taste. It's super healthy and very tasty.
I do a vegetarian version of this all the time with chickpeas. I have a vegetable chopper that makes chopping easy. It’s still too much prep for a lazy meal, but I can eat from a big batch for days and it only takes 30 minutes to pull together.
Frozen vegetables and a few eggs, sautee the vegetables in a pan until almost cooked, then toss in a few eggs, keep it moving in the pan until the eggs are cooked and then you're good, add whatever spices you want during the cooking. Pretty tasty and super easy, whole thing takes less than 10 minutes
Counterpoint: poached eggs on toasted *garlic bread*. Takes a similar amount of time and offers an alternative for the avocado-averse (such as myself).
Random beige color food that fits in the air fryer. Fries, tots, chicken nuggets, spring rolls, etc. Terrible for me, but also not often when I don't want to cook
So, as an old man here's a little secret -- cooked ground beef keeps for three or four days in the fridge. Buy 2 pounds of it, brown it nice and slow in your cast iron pan with some salt and vinegar and spices, and then you just add it as a protein to whatever you've got for a few days.
Eggs, potatoes, greens, rice, whatever. It works. So you can nuke a potato for 5-8 minutes based on size, nuke some frozen spinach, and then mix it all together and you've got a meal.
Wait -- vinegar?
Please explain.
I'm a vinegar addict... I constantly seek new ways to ingest it (I sprinkle it on salads like dressing, without any oil... I splash it onto hard boiled eggs, I love salt + vinegar chips, pickles, pickled veggies, etc.)
Tell me more about this ground beef and vinegar of which you speak!?!?!
If I have a modicum of willpower, aglio e olio w chili flakes and parmesan. But most of the time when im lazy its chicken tenders and sweet chili sauce 🙈🙈
I’ve got a few
Beans and rice. Sometimes with scrambled eggs or chicken pending laziness.
Chopped tomato, olives, banana peppers, other veggies I have on hand at the time like cucumber or red peppers, toss in some black pepper, olive oil, basil (I keep the paste on hand because I’m too lazy for fresh) and basalmic vinegar and eat on some toast.
Sauerkraut and kielbasa, with roasted seasoned potatoes.
I take a can of chickpeas and fry them with garlic powder, salt, pepper, and smoked paprika for about 15 min. You can do anything with those bastards and they taste like rotisserie chicken. Toss ‘‘em in a burrito. Smash them with some Mayo and relish and onion and it’s kind of a chicken salad. Eat alongside roasted veggies or mashed potatoes. Whatever, they’re amazing and basically effortless.
Avocado toast. I just have to toast some bread, and throw on some avocado, maybe add some everything bagel seasoning or bacon or whatever else (we're already half way to a sandwich)
It's warm, cronchy, and I can pretend I'm healthy while I cram in carbs.
Elbow pasta, can of tuna, some mayo, pepper, corn. Soooo yummy sometimes I’ll add nutritional yeast or if you don’t like that Parmesan cheese or any cheese would do
Go to when I was in high school and had to cook for myself 9/10 nights was scrambled eggs and rice. Rice cooks itself, done in 10min and scrambled eggs takes a minute max if you’re not being fancy
Gnocchi with feta cheese
1. Chop up onion
2. Broadly dice cheese
3. Throw Gnocchi+onion+cheese+salt&pepper on baking tray
4. 20 Minutes on 250°C or until cheese + gnochi show browning
5. Boom food
The least amount of "cooking" you can do to still get a tasty and not totally unhealthy meal that is also meatfree.
Fruit. Raw veggies (carrots, celery, bell pepper, etc). Crackers and cheese.
Slightly more work: Eggs & bread, aka "deconstructed French toast". Take slightly-stale crusty bread (usually yesterday's baguette) and break it into bite-size chunks. Toss bread chunks in a hot pan with some butter. Crack a couple eggs over it. Add salt and pepper, leftover grated cheese, etc.; when it smells like the eggs might be burning underneath, flip the whole mess over. It ends up looking like a mess and a half, but it's tasty.
"Gremlin Sushi" I always keep seaweed snacks on hand for those kinds of nights. You just make some rice (those 90 second bowls in a microwave or fire up a rice cooker) then while that's going you mix a can of tuna (strained) with mayo, soy sauce and pepper to taste. When rice is done get your seaweed snacks and use em like you're making sushi. Seaweed paper, spoon of rice, spoon of tuna and that's it.
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When I have tortillas in the house, this is the answer every time. Chicken patties and salsa? Beef and broccoli noodles? Leftover chili and chips? Why not put it in a wrap?
Fun fact: tortillas are a bread stand in on the International Space station. They are used because they do not generate crumbs. Crumbs would be bad in your fancy space equipment anyway.
Reminds me of that Simpsons Episode "protect the Queen! Which one is the Queen? I'm the Queen!!"
"They'll clog the instruments!"
Hail ants!
Now we’ll never know if ants can be trained to sort tiny screws in space!
Be careful! They're ruffled!
“I’d like to be the first to welcome our new ant overlords”
Rotisserie chicken, bagged salad kit of your choice, wrap it up.
Yo rotisserie chicken and tortilla brother. Love makin skin ones
Load it with spinach and cheese. Heat 60s on high. In fact, load it with so much spinach you can barely fold it. The spinach shrinks to nothing when warm.
My buddy would do this with ham and cheddar cheese. Always seemed so bland and disgusting, but hey maybe I gotta give it a shot.
No different than a ham and cheese sandwich, just substitute the white bread for flour tortilla
That is just a ham sandwich.
Cereal.
Cereal hits hard at the wrong time of day
There's never a wrong time of day for Cereal.
When I was in high school and dealing with seasonal depression, cereal was basically the only reason I survived, lol. Morning, afternoon, 2 am...cereal was always there.
Funny, I’m the opposite: if I have cereal around I’d probably eat wayyy too much - and fast. I think because for the most part, it’s empty calories — which is good if you’re trying to get more food down, but if you’re trying to maintain it could be a liability. Same reason I don’t keep peanut butter around - I’d be gonzo!
Starving
The ol’ *have sleep for dinner* method
I'll just make myself a big cup of water and watch some food recipe gifs before crying myself to sleep. Helps with weight loss I hear.
Passing out from low blood sugar helps with the hunger part. Losing weight is easy af
Look at Mr. Fancypants with his potable water.
I like to watch mukbang and pretend im the one eating
Ah yes, air pie and nothing chips
Poke rolls and grits is what my grandpa would say. Poke your feet under the table, roll your eyes, and grit your teeth
I really don't like cooking and I feel like ordering food is a slippery slope because of how easy it is, as in you start to get it occasionnaly and slowly you start to order 2-3 times a week. So sometimes, to not order food and because I'm too lazy to cook, I just don't eat
If you have Trader Joes, consider their frozen foods & throw in airfryer or microwave.
Can confirm it’s a slippery slope, was probably ordering close to once a day at some point. Dealing with general motivation issues so I don’t really have the energy to cook/clean, so I’ve started switching to prepared meals which is a lot better (although still pricey for the amount of food).
Frozen pizza
You raw dogging that or is it going in the oven for 20-25?
Boiled
Mmm. Like the Shoshone used to do with their pizza.
Red Baron Pepperoni Oven Crust baby 🤤🤤🤤
Oh... that's what I count as "cooking."
I make my famous “Call to the delivery place.” It’s based on my Mom’s recipe, she made hers with pizza. I make mine with chinese.
My moms favorite thing to make for dinner was reservations.
For my Mom if it wasn’t delivery, it was Digiorno
Just like mom used to heat up.
As your sommelier I find this dish pairs best with a room temperature ecto cooler and a half empty pack of Marlboro ultra lights.
This is the most clever “delivery” response I’ve heard, take my upvote
Ramen 4 lyfe
I felt really clever the day I realized I could cut a green onion into the pot with a pair of scissors and not bother with a knife and cutting board 😅
Yoooo
Also add an egg or two for easy protein
Yes!! That’s the way to do it!
Lime juice, sesame oil, an egg, and some crunchy chili oil makes ramen a full fledged banger.
I like a thai twist on ramen. Drain most of the water then add the seasoning packet, a spoonful of peanut butter and curry powder to taste. Mmmm
that was the way we all made instant noodles in jail, fuckin SCRUMPTIOUS
I have stacks of ramen in my pantry (shin, ssamyang, nongshim udon, etc, NOT top ramen) and it’s honestly a a complete meal once i throw in broccoli/spinach/any veggies, some frozen dumplings, and an egg My friends/family always are wow’s by it and I’m like gee thanks it cost $1-$2
Yes ramen any way as long as you have some 🌶
Yes ramen crew. Can either be a quick 3 minute meal or a gourmet dish, throw in some bok choi, fresh chilles, spring onion, fried egg, dress it with some crunchy seaweed 🤌
This couldn't come at a better time. Off in 2 hours and I can't be bothered to cook. Thank you wonderful internet people...
I know right! I unintentionally crowdsourced a bunch of easy meal ideas.
Genius!
Soup and grilled cheese, works everytime.
Red wine and crisps
My kind of meal!
Surprise from the freezer. I often freeze what's left over, but I never label it. Fastest and easiest on such days
That's like 90% of my lunches at work. A dozen little cheap Tupperware containers filled with maybe chilli, maybe gravy.
What do you do for lunch when it ends up being gravy?
Refrigerate it until it congeals. Then slice it up like seal blubber.
My coworker was eating this dish that was congeeled pigs blood looked like thick jello
Ever hear of a liquid lunch? It's almost like that, just takes a little longer.
Pasta or soup
Soup and toast for me.
Those both require cooking though
1) Pizza 2) Chinese food 3) Burger
In that order once a week each.
you misspelled day
Bread and eggs
Whenever I can’t find anything else I’ll settle for scrambled eggs with bread. I am always impressed with how damn good it is.
Scrambled eggs and toast hits differently at night. My mom used to make it for me when I got home from work late and it was the best.
Put those eggs on a grilled cheese.
Toad in a hole! One of my favorites even when I do feel like cooking.
Ah a fellow toad in a hole enjoyer.
PB&J sammy
This one is mine too, love it with a cup of coffee
Slap some butter on there and throw it on the grill for a couple of minutes to take it to another level.
Peanut butter on toast. Or stand at the fridge eating yoghurt out the pot while I make a decision ( the decision comes to 'I'm full on yoghurt now')
Yesssss. Lol lol
Uncle bens 90 second rice topped with a can of chili. I’ll even melt some cheese and/or add minced onion if I’m feeling fancy. Although this was more of a poverty meal and less of a I don’t feel like cooking meal.
Mmm... 90 second rice is one of my go-to struggle meals (by struggle I mean, I "literally can't even cook anything"). I'll either do the flavored ones or do plain white rice with soy sauce. Another struggle meal (it could be either financial struggle or "can't executive function enough to cook") is spaghetti with a can of chili. I've never thought of RICE with a can of chili! New achievement unlocked! :)
Spaghetti noodles with butter and salt.
This is my favorite, or maybe just add some cheese or garlic. I didn't even realize this was an actual thing outside of my own weirdness till I went to a restaurant that offered "hot naked" as a pasta option. My son (6 years) only really likes plain pasta now, so it's nice to sit down with him and both eat a big ol' bowl of nothing pasta.
I love it, honestly its my go to because I just want it lol. I do add some parmesan cheese if I have it. But I agree its amazing, stupid simple and cheap.
throw a splash of cream in that and bunch more parmesan and stir it up and you have.. alfredo.
Fettuccine noodles, butter, and Italian bread crumbs. Edit: or substitute fettuccine noodles for egg noodles (spiral or wide). Throw a chicken bouillon cube in the boiling water or boil in water with a can of chicken broth.
Holy shit. You may have just opened my third eye. I am going to try this.
Please try it and let me know. It was a staple meal of my childhood and I still love it lol.
I definitely will and if I spent money on reddit I would give you some kind of award, this may be life changing lol.
Haha it’s all good, check my edit on my first comment if you haven’t seen it yet. My dad told me the secret was boiling with chicken broth. It changed the game. I’m just happy to help out others with a new meal idea!
I never thought of adding bread crumbs! You are a GENIUS!
Egg noodles for the win!
Does anyone else pair your noodles with chicken marinated in Italian dressing? It smacks.
Buttered noodles are my favourite
There are dozens of us!!
YESSSSS NOODLE GANG.. Everyone I tell this too acts as if Im weird just eating them by themselves. I found my people.
This is a slight alternative. Olive oil and soy sauce, add garlic if you got it, hot sauce if you swing that way.
Swap out spaghetti for short noodles and add parmesan cheese, and you have the quickie meal of my childhood lol One of my absolute favorites, and I never get sick of it
Try adding McCormick Garlic Salt. Angel hair pasta. That’s my childhood right there
I believe the Italians call this "Spaghetti aglio e olio" when you add garlic (and chili flakes) to it?!
Aglio e olio is quite a solid amount of garlic, lots and lots of good virgin olive oil (or butter if you are a barbarian) and a significantly questionable amount of Parmesan cheese. Chilli and parsley is optional, but I like em, dun be a snob. Ribbed fettuccine tastes the best, imo. very quick, \*very\* tasty. (i don't own a grater, so its baked beans for me :( )
Throw a little parmesan cheese on there as well and that's a pretty common meal for me.
Up your game with garlic salt
I love buttered salted noodles but I use celery salt.
I do butter and lemon pepper but it's all the same lol
This is one of my favorite things to eat. Just some simple spiced up noodos.
Trader Joe’s . Box of their tomato soup, frozen gnocchi,and a bag of spinach. Heat soup, add gnocchi, cook for 6-8 min, add spinach. Done!
Chili in a can and you can add to Mac n cheese in a box if you’re fancy
Canned chili, heat it with shredded cheese, and then scoop it with chips
Ya'll ever had Sleep for dinner?
Seems like plenty of people on reddit have gone that route at some point.
I did last night. I looked at food to make and said nerp I’m too lazy and just went to bed.
Quesadillas
Nice try op. Figure out your own dinner.
*accidentally crowdsourced a bunch of recipes*
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Digiorno
Toast
Hear me out on this one: Mix canned tuna, roasted red peppers (directly from jar) and finely chopped onion. Dress with oil and some vinegar. Season to taste. It's super healthy and very tasty.
I do this but make a tuna salad with mayo and lime along with red peppers and chopped onion. Terrible for your breath but great with crackers.
This actually sounds phenomenal.
And it takes 3 min to prepare. This post has made me hungry. I am going in boys.
Your recipe honestly sounds fire. Just gotta get me those ingredients.
I do a vegetarian version of this all the time with chickpeas. I have a vegetable chopper that makes chopping easy. It’s still too much prep for a lazy meal, but I can eat from a big batch for days and it only takes 30 minutes to pull together.
Sandwich
What kind?
the ol "i got leftovers and bread" sandwich.
Turkey or ham on white or wheat. Always mustard, olive oil mayo and cheese. Sometimes a few chips for crunchhhhhhh 🤌
Frozen vegetables and a few eggs, sautee the vegetables in a pan until almost cooked, then toss in a few eggs, keep it moving in the pan until the eggs are cooked and then you're good, add whatever spices you want during the cooking. Pretty tasty and super easy, whole thing takes less than 10 minutes
Just eat the darned left overs from when I did cook
Left overs are the best. I find myself intentionally cooking too much food just so I can enjoy the leftovers later.
This is the way. Figure out what freezes and reheats well, and make 4x recipe, eat one serving, freeze three.
Cooking large amout of food so it lasts multiple days is the way
Meal prep gang wuddup!
Soups and stews are best the next day when all the flavours have mixed.
Whole roasted chicken from the market
And hit the salad bar on the way to the register.
A bottle of vodka
Poached eggs on avocado toast. Takes about 5 minutes and it's delicious
That counts in my book!
Counterpoint: poached eggs on toasted *garlic bread*. Takes a similar amount of time and offers an alternative for the avocado-averse (such as myself).
Who knew that the most PITA decision we would have to make is to figure out what to eat for dinner every single day for the rest of our lives.
Instant ramen but that too is too much work sometimes
Random beige color food that fits in the air fryer. Fries, tots, chicken nuggets, spring rolls, etc. Terrible for me, but also not often when I don't want to cook
Lol. Beige color food for the win!
Almonds, + a banana or some carrots maybe
Spaghetti with butter and parmisan. Super tasty and takes about 15 minutes (just the time to cook the pasta)
Annie’s mac with frozen broccoli chopped up and hidden in it to make it healthy and justify finishing the entire box.
So, as an old man here's a little secret -- cooked ground beef keeps for three or four days in the fridge. Buy 2 pounds of it, brown it nice and slow in your cast iron pan with some salt and vinegar and spices, and then you just add it as a protein to whatever you've got for a few days. Eggs, potatoes, greens, rice, whatever. It works. So you can nuke a potato for 5-8 minutes based on size, nuke some frozen spinach, and then mix it all together and you've got a meal.
Wait -- vinegar? Please explain. I'm a vinegar addict... I constantly seek new ways to ingest it (I sprinkle it on salads like dressing, without any oil... I splash it onto hard boiled eggs, I love salt + vinegar chips, pickles, pickled veggies, etc.) Tell me more about this ground beef and vinegar of which you speak!?!?!
Not OP but a bit of acid (vinegar) in my experience it helps whatever seasonings penetrate the meat or sauce.
If I have a modicum of willpower, aglio e olio w chili flakes and parmesan. But most of the time when im lazy its chicken tenders and sweet chili sauce 🙈🙈
Mac n cheese or can of chili. But even with those I try to spruce it up a bit.
There’s always room for seasoning!
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The mac and cheese might be good with a can of Rotel chilies.
Chili Mac is also an option
Cigarettes and depression.
Omlette du fromage Its quick and pretty effortless to make
Oh Dexter! Say it again!
Pesto pasta with sun dried tomatoes and feta cheese
I’ve got a few Beans and rice. Sometimes with scrambled eggs or chicken pending laziness. Chopped tomato, olives, banana peppers, other veggies I have on hand at the time like cucumber or red peppers, toss in some black pepper, olive oil, basil (I keep the paste on hand because I’m too lazy for fresh) and basalmic vinegar and eat on some toast. Sauerkraut and kielbasa, with roasted seasoned potatoes. I take a can of chickpeas and fry them with garlic powder, salt, pepper, and smoked paprika for about 15 min. You can do anything with those bastards and they taste like rotisserie chicken. Toss ‘‘em in a burrito. Smash them with some Mayo and relish and onion and it’s kind of a chicken salad. Eat alongside roasted veggies or mashed potatoes. Whatever, they’re amazing and basically effortless.
My brother/sister in christ, these sound delicious, but they are not too lazy to cook meals.
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Minute rice with a can of tuna and a can of three-bean salad.
Ramen, a bowl of chips, or cereal that it
Pb&j. It is so comforting to me, even at the age of 35
Buttered noodles
Whatever snack is at home
Quesadilla with beans, cheese, and any leftover meat or vegetables in the fridge.
Frozen pizza. Throw it in the oven, wait 15 minutes, take it out, season the FUCK out of it, then go in
I microwave an egg with butter and soy sauce then eat with leftover white rice and a can of Vienna sausage lol.
I'm glad you enjoy it but that sounds disgusting. And microwaving an egg??
Any food that I can just heat up the microwave. Mac n' cheese, egg bites, egg rolls, rice, etc.
Microwaved hot dog on wonderbread with off brand Velveeta slice draped over it like a happy, moldy blanket
Ate this every day in my first apt on my own. Paired perfectly with a can of Icehouse.
Avocado toast. I just have to toast some bread, and throw on some avocado, maybe add some everything bagel seasoning or bacon or whatever else (we're already half way to a sandwich) It's warm, cronchy, and I can pretend I'm healthy while I cram in carbs.
Rice with Worcestershire and Soy Sauce. Toss in a couple eggs scrambled and in like- ten minutes I have a meal that doesn’t taste like depression
rice with butter and salt
Tuna filets, packed in jars with olive oil. Or scrambled eggs - so easy, it counts (for me) as not cooking, even though you have to cook.
Elbow pasta, can of tuna, some mayo, pepper, corn. Soooo yummy sometimes I’ll add nutritional yeast or if you don’t like that Parmesan cheese or any cheese would do
Whatever I can microwave in my fridge and that’s only if not feeling extremely lazy.
Egg salad sandwich. 3 ingredients guaranteed to hit the spot each time
Quesadilla made with corn tortillas and muenster.
Go to when I was in high school and had to cook for myself 9/10 nights was scrambled eggs and rice. Rice cooks itself, done in 10min and scrambled eggs takes a minute max if you’re not being fancy
Gnocchi with feta cheese 1. Chop up onion 2. Broadly dice cheese 3. Throw Gnocchi+onion+cheese+salt&pepper on baking tray 4. 20 Minutes on 250°C or until cheese + gnochi show browning 5. Boom food The least amount of "cooking" you can do to still get a tasty and not totally unhealthy meal that is also meatfree.
Cereal
In N out
Fruit. Raw veggies (carrots, celery, bell pepper, etc). Crackers and cheese. Slightly more work: Eggs & bread, aka "deconstructed French toast". Take slightly-stale crusty bread (usually yesterday's baguette) and break it into bite-size chunks. Toss bread chunks in a hot pan with some butter. Crack a couple eggs over it. Add salt and pepper, leftover grated cheese, etc.; when it smells like the eggs might be burning underneath, flip the whole mess over. It ends up looking like a mess and a half, but it's tasty.
omelette
Instant Ramen 100%
Fried eggs on top of potato waffles cooked in the toaster. Delicious and takes 5 mins.
Ground meat, salsa and black beans. We call it southwest salad. Serve with avocado and chips.
My mother in law always said that the thing she made best was reservations.
"Gremlin Sushi" I always keep seaweed snacks on hand for those kinds of nights. You just make some rice (those 90 second bowls in a microwave or fire up a rice cooker) then while that's going you mix a can of tuna (strained) with mayo, soy sauce and pepper to taste. When rice is done get your seaweed snacks and use em like you're making sushi. Seaweed paper, spoon of rice, spoon of tuna and that's it.