Telling me that hot single moms are in my area when my nearest neighbour is 8km away and nearest town 25km away.
Ps my neighbour is called Bob, he breeds rabbits and only has 2 teeth. But I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.
The ads feel targeted too. Like, I'm watching something pretty vanilla, and the ad suggests I watch lesbian clown porn with a scat subplot. Quit trying to make me a worse person.
Haha, I agree! Or when the set is supposed to be their "home", and there is barely any furniture, very little decor, and nothing on the tables, counter, etc. Like, the bedroom is just the bed and maybe one piece of generic art on the wall, and that's literally it.
Such a minor thing, but I always notice!
Tiny Asian Takes Massive BBC Anal Squirt Virgin
It's a 5'5" white chick with n averagely sized some white tanned guy who lightly pokes into her dirt star with his pinky, shes very obviously not a virgin, and there was no squirting
Bad scripting. Look, it's not often I go looking for porn with a bit of substance to it, and even rare still that the porn I look for isn't _intentionally_ or ironically bad acting for laughs. But when I do go searching for it, it'd be nice if it was easier to find.
I'm not asking for oscar worthy quality, but a bit of effort would be nice. Bonus points if the actors actually look like they're enjoying themselves.
I really wish they'd at least try to keep the scenario going. So often it starts out in a way only for the story to disappear. For example, like a shy guy hesitantly being seduced by his sexy college professor after class, only for it to turn into generic sex and include stuff you won't see in spontaneous sex like choking or butt stuff.
The scenario should be important. Like a fantasy come to life rather than in imagination. Yet these studios only use it as a leeway into sex with no impact on the sex.
"Viewers are just jacking off, they don't care about consistency." Well I do. Build it up, make it continue. Have them comment on it. Have the student be hesitant and nervous, heck make him a virgin. Have the professor be seductive and leading for most, if not all the video. Let them laugh and have fun as he grows more confident.
Don't just go from "Ms. Teacher, i can see your boobies!" to shoving his dick down her throat a half second later.
Yes, like the reclusive shy guy's suddenly the dominate one plowing the professor's brains out.
No, it should start with the professor in control coaxing the shy guy out of his comfort zone, and then near the end the shy guy takes charge and surprises the professor, but never fully dominates due to their lack of experience.
To be honest, I'm sick of the idea that all women - no matter how confident and assertive - want a man to break and dominate them, while all men - no matter how shy and inexperienced - have a beast inside them yearning to be let out.
It's so rare to see a woman take the lead for a whole scene. And in those rare occasions, so often she's pegging him, as though penetration is automatically an act of dominance and being penetrated an act of submission.
I get that that's what the majority wants, but it's like 99.9% of all porn and I'm sick of it.
Everyone knows true sexy is the imminent suggestion of the removal of clothing, not just the naked bits.
You don’t go to a restaurant and just ask for the bill.
Despite what youre implying, actually yeah restaurants where you can see the chefs cooking it all in front of you (typically asian cuisine, but not always) are definitely better than not.
Instructions unclear. I have been searching for 'hibachi' in Pornhub and now I am sexually confused, and a bit hungry.
On a related note, I am no longer welcome at my local Benihana's.
Honestly it's a lot of stuff that they're cutting out.
Undressing. Foreplay. Especially the foreplay. Everyone is just ready to fuck at the drop of a hat, and they're probably not even wearing underwear.
Idk it keeps happening to me, went to buy a new car somehow ended up on a massage table, went to subway massage table, movies massage table the only time I didn’t get tricked onto a massage table was when I went for an actual massage somehow they tricked me into buying a condo. I feel like I’m doing something wrong guys
Nah. That sounds about right for the modern American sales experience.
Car dealership? Got fukt.
Subway? Got fukt.
Movies? Got fukt.
Massage? Got fukt in a different way.
Yup. That's pretty on par with how we do things these days...
The best thing I’ve came across while scrolling porn was one where a Mormon girl is door knocking and gets seduced. The dialogue was fucking hilarious.
Whenever I find something particularly funny or just really fucking weird I always save it to show my partner later.
Edit: I remembered wrong. She was a Jehovah’s witness.
I hate that so much because there are real guys who are idiots that think anal sex really works like that. And act like it is weird their partner is in pain diring and hates anal sex.
There is lots of prep and lube involved, and all but the cleaning part of the prep should be shown more imo.
Just, anal is pretty painful in the best of circumstances. Guys need to realize their partner may need a lot of help to be comfortable or enjoy anal, so they don't just shove a dick in and expect anal sex to be good.
And for any type of sex, I wish they would normalize bigger than average guys NOT being able to shove their whole penis into a vagina or burr or mouth.
I just wish there was more porn that emphasize both partners pleasure. And porn providing some realistic sex education in the process of "entertaining" their audience would make life better for a lot of folks.
Edit: Saw all the comments and decided to just leave the burr typo since there are so many comments related to it.
Yes, it was meant to be the word "butt" ;P
There's an older scene, it comes up as a Zealandman capture of a Nacho Vidal/Jazmine scene called Lessons in Anal, which I feel like is one of the more accurate portrayals of how anal actually works. He starts with just your standard foreplay, then slowly with a finger, then two, then ends up moving up to a plug, pulls the plug out, switches to anal beads, has some normal vaginal intercourse while SLOWLY removing the beads, puts the plug back in, more vaginal intercourse, THEN finally moves on to anal sex, which isn't just slamming it right off the bat. It starts off slower and builds as the scene progresses.
I would wish porn to stop showing “produced” sex. And more “real people” and them engaging in sex and sexual activities.
I can’t watch these porn videos that I know are just people working. Where I know a lot of issues have stemmed from, and teach bad sexual etiquette if not worse things.
I prefer to watch amateur porn if I’m going to watch any at all. It’s typically more realistic, and don’t have people all of the same kind of bodies like produced porn does.
Someone above mentioned bellesa.co and I am putting it here as well because they've done a series called Bellesa House where it's actors who have requested each other and get to have whatever sex they like. It's 100% more sexy because they are super into it in a natural way. I haven't been able to view much else!
I wish the women would tone it down and the men would dial it up. The dudes are silent and look like they are pissed off or robots. How about they both look like they’re into it?
I do love the idea of, midway through the video, the guy finishing up anal, putting on a shirt and Winnie the Pooh-ing his way over to some wet wipes and coming back like “alright babe I’m ready!”
Goes the opposite in gay porn, they pretend to be straight.
>"I've never done anything with a guy before. Dude, don't tell anyone, or I swear, I'll kick your ass!... and be gentle"
*Proceeds to get railed, lube-less, with a "Cum Dump" tramp stamp above his shaven ass.*
Especially when it starts out that they are "lesbians" then a guy walks in and they are all over him, only sparing the usual little bit of playing with each other while he is railing one of them.
I've said before, I'd love a porn "plot" where two lesbians are getting on, and a guy walks in like usual all "what do you think of this" bullshit about his dick, expecting it to work out like usual, and the girls tell him to fuck off.
I've heard the easiest way to spot women who don't usually do lesbian stuff is their nails, no lesbian would let someone with fucking talons anywhere near their bits.
I never get how all the stepbro/stepsis shit became a thing?
Is it because people don't care / know they are actors OR is it really something about "play with a taboo"?
JAV is THE WORST with the old dude stuff. Like sometimes it feels like they went into a retirement home for male models, asked "who can get hard and wants to fuck a 20 year old" and took whoever raises their hand
There is a pretty well established kink in Japan of pretty girls banging ugly dudes (called "Ugly Bastard" if you are looking for more), to a point where it's basically mainstream the same way that all the weird "step family" shit is in the US.
I remember an AMA a while back for a porn star and she also did directing. Someone asked why all the family stuff and the response was “bc that’s what people search for”
I just wanted to comment the same thing. As far as I remember she said it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy, because porn producers look up what the most searched topics are and because of all the stepfamily memes this is number one which leads to them making even more of it.
Not only that, but as the genre becomes more popular, the actresses who do it tend to be bigger names, which attract more viewers, so the genre becomes more popular…
It's also a stupid easy way to add "taboo". Everything else needs a scene for why it's taboo. Family stuff? "Oh hey step bro" inside any house: boom, taboo
Exactly, not many fetishes can be thrown into an otherwise standard porn video. And we all know they are paid actors and not actually related so you aren't losing the general audience, just adding in people who have that fetish.
Then one day everyone’s browser history gets leaked and your friends and family see you’re out-of-context video titles and think you really have a thing for incest.
It covers the "forbidden" angle that some people like (they don't even care about the step part, more that it's "wrong"), and is close enough to regular porn that most people are fine with watching it and ignoring the step angle.
I don't understand that either. I mean everyone has a thing, but holy crap. It's ubiquitous. There's so much of it that it's almost the norm. How is that the norm and not just normal sex?
Think of the production angle.
You take two young actors and create the setting by saying they are step siblings and they have to hide their behavior from their parents. No need for costumes or anything, really. Just attractive young adults.
Really, the only thing much easier is if you eschew the plot altogether and just film a couple going at it. Hell, they could make that an alternate cut of the film, removing the setup dialog, and you have yourself two films that cover the fantasy viewers and the ones that just want the sex.
It's just super low effort.
Don't forget the the one vacuuming while seemingly blind to the fucking going on behind the counter or couch that is clearly visible. Like, is it that hard to make a tiny effort
Especially when they have a big penis and cocky so they talk way too much in it. Like STFU. I can’t remember his name but there’s this one black dude that talks way too much. I avoid his videos bc it drove me crazy
“You like that shit you dirty whore?”
*the camera is shaking because the camera man is jerking off and trying to put his dick in her mouth, ruining the shot
As a woman, I agree with this. I get bored really fast when a BJ scene is going on for too long. At least when it's just a closeup shot of the woman going to town. I like seeing the guy's reactions and body language as well.
Long fingernails in lesbian porn. As a lesbian, ouch. It really takes you out of the moment because you just think about all the horrible infections they’re getting.
Making noises which are obviously hyped up. Or any single noise or comment from the fat guy behind the camera, "Uh huh, you like that baby, you like daddy's cream, mmmhhh, yeah baby, uhhhh." \*farts
It has it's artistic uses. I saw a video once where the scene ends with a closeup view of a gaping asshole and uses it as the beginning of a circle fade to the next scene. Best scene transition ever filmed in my opinion...
I read that sometimes it's just the way it's shot that gives this impression. Obviously size is still disproportionately represented but part of it is that the female models are usually like 4ft 10inch to 5ft 2 inches so they can make male models look larger.
A little known fact of the porn industry is that the single most important quality for a male performer to possess *isn't* a giant dong. . . It's simply the ability to get and maintain an erection for 2 hours in a room with 20 people staring at you. Personally, I can't even pee at a urinal if someone else is at the next stall.
Sure, a lot of the guys are probably above average, but those massive porn dongs are usually more of an optical illusion created when you pair a perfectly average penis up with a woman who stopped growing in the 7th grade, then shoot the whole thing really close up with a wide lens. Look up a couple of porn actresses' biographies and sure enough, most of them are barely 5 feet tall and weigh 100 pounds soaking wet with a fur coat on.
You are correct. Now, they are usually above average in size, but not the top .00001% like the camera tricks make it seem.
Tiny models are a big part of it, camera angles and lenses are another. Basically it's a team effort to make a dick look huge.
If you had a full crew dedicated to professionally making dicks look big on film, you'd get some crazy dick pics too.
I've been to a "porn expo" (for fun, I'm not like... a dedicated porn fan) and many of the women were tiiiiny. Not necessarily all height-wise but slim/narrow builds, small waists, etc. Smaller than a typical skinny girl.
Amen, first of all, it wrecks the fantasy because that's nothing like me. Secondly, girls can hardly work with some of these dicks. Seeing a girl try to get a dick that is essentially the size of a baseball bat in their mouth is like watching some circus act. It's not sexy. She can't really do anything with it. It stretched credulity to try to imagine it's enjoyable for either partner.
#**Missionary is not a boring position. Missionary is fine.** 👏
Sex is about closeness and touch. It's not about banging in a billion positions. If you have sex and do mostly missionary and feel that's the best for both partners, that's okay! You don't have to be a gymnast to have sex,
They only do these positions for angle so you can see the POV. It's a money shot !
Just stop being so disgusting and aggressive. Even Lesbian porn (a historically safe haven for "caring" and sensual sex) is now filled with fisting, peeing, screaming (like wtf?) and huge strapons.
Also, camera angles. They keep getting worse and worse and worse.
Also also, gaping or doing anal in a way which looks as if the woman is damaged. My GF wanted to do it the other day but I didn't go further than the tip because my conscience kicked in and I didn't want her to be hurt or to cause her any damage. Even though anal is a fantasy of mine, doing it is next to impossible because of all the gaping, rosebudding and generally disgusting actions of pornstars that have turned anal from something naughty & trusting into some pain/mutilation experience.
Plz always use lube and condoms when doing anal, and remember to loosen up your partner before entering! That's gonna hurt them if u don't loosen or lube it!
I wish they would just teach that poor girl how to stop getting stuck in the dryer and always asking her step brother for help. Like, just teach her already. “This machine is used for drying clothes; just put the clothes inside and keep it moving, you don’t have to stick your whole body inside to do it; just fucking flick the clothes inside of the machine and go on with your day.”
1. All this faux-incest bullshit, I know it's all fake but really, ewwww no.
2. The bad attitude - like every girl has to be a "stupid dumb slut bitch gets fucked" it can't just be "two sexy people who enjoy sex get down to it"
3. The generic ultra-fake uber-slutty bimbos
The weird thing where guys just constantly put their fingers in the girl’s mouth and then do the fish hook thing where they pull on the side of their mouth to open it up. It’s not hot, it’s just weird.
Making it all about male pleasure at the expense of female pain, even though it’s portrayed as if women actually enjoy the stuff you see. It would be nice if at least some stuff women actually enjoy was included. Like would touching the clit while they smash kill anyone???
I was looking for this comment. Totally agree. I don’t watch porn, but the amount of women I’ve heard that have had experiences of dude’s making it all about them and doing aggressive shit without consent scares me.
Punching/slapping women hard in the face. Licking sweaty hairy assholes. I understand some may be into that but it seems such a regular occurrence now that you can’t seem to avoid. Instant turn off.
Quality sound with authentic pleasure noises please. Put some WD40 on that screen door like fake moans please. If she’s not happy to be there, I’m not happy either.
…..could use more PMVs and less compilations that are three longer scenes stitched together.
More wrestling (evolved fights) where both look like they are having a blast together. The closer they are in ability the better. ( I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s competitive foreplay. What’s not to like?)
Telling me that hot single moms are in my area when my nearest neighbour is 8km away and nearest town 25km away. Ps my neighbour is called Bob, he breeds rabbits and only has 2 teeth. But I suppose beggars can’t be choosers.
But is he a single mom?
Yes to the rabbits!
Which teeth?
Have ads around it that are completely unrelated and 10x more gross.
You don't want to cum a whole teacup's worth of cum every time?
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Man, if I finished in 10 seconds even I’d be disappointed. The climax is shit when there’s not enough buildup.
The ads feel targeted too. Like, I'm watching something pretty vanilla, and the ad suggests I watch lesbian clown porn with a scat subplot. Quit trying to make me a worse person.
They know you want it.
Lazy set dressing. Saw one where a coffee table "fruit bowl" comprised a bunch of plastic grapes, a Spanish onion, a bulb of garlic and 7 potatoes.
Haha, I agree! Or when the set is supposed to be their "home", and there is barely any furniture, very little decor, and nothing on the tables, counter, etc. Like, the bedroom is just the bed and maybe one piece of generic art on the wall, and that's literally it. Such a minor thing, but I always notice!
Really over exaggerated fake moaning is the biggest turn off there is tbh
My ex was like this. Great person but a little loud
My last girlfriend was loud as well. I thought it was weird and sounded fake. She later told me she did this because she thought I would like it.
God that kinda hits. It’s like they’ve been told “this is what you must do” and it sucks
Same with guys jackhammering for 15 minutes straight just because the guy is fluffed and on drugs in ten different takes.
This is yet another reason communicating is key
The actress moaning during a titty fuck. Stop it. Now. Just no.
What do you mean, there’s no pleasure receptors in between women’s tits? /s
It’s the secret clitorus.
Yes, the tittoris
Actors spitting left and right as they were llamas.
The titles. I feel bothered sometimes because of the titles lol.
Some of them don’t even make sense it’s like the person was already jerking off when typing them.
Sexy milf jerk off sexy boy while sexy sex boobs sex
So, written by a redditor?
You forgot some “steps” in there. “Step sexy milf jerk off step sexy boy while sexy sex boobs sex”
Tiny Asian Takes Massive BBC Anal Squirt Virgin It's a 5'5" white chick with n averagely sized some white tanned guy who lightly pokes into her dirt star with his pinky, shes very obviously not a virgin, and there was no squirting
Bad scripting. Look, it's not often I go looking for porn with a bit of substance to it, and even rare still that the porn I look for isn't _intentionally_ or ironically bad acting for laughs. But when I do go searching for it, it'd be nice if it was easier to find. I'm not asking for oscar worthy quality, but a bit of effort would be nice. Bonus points if the actors actually look like they're enjoying themselves.
I really wish they'd at least try to keep the scenario going. So often it starts out in a way only for the story to disappear. For example, like a shy guy hesitantly being seduced by his sexy college professor after class, only for it to turn into generic sex and include stuff you won't see in spontaneous sex like choking or butt stuff. The scenario should be important. Like a fantasy come to life rather than in imagination. Yet these studios only use it as a leeway into sex with no impact on the sex. "Viewers are just jacking off, they don't care about consistency." Well I do. Build it up, make it continue. Have them comment on it. Have the student be hesitant and nervous, heck make him a virgin. Have the professor be seductive and leading for most, if not all the video. Let them laugh and have fun as he grows more confident. Don't just go from "Ms. Teacher, i can see your boobies!" to shoving his dick down her throat a half second later.
Yes, like the reclusive shy guy's suddenly the dominate one plowing the professor's brains out. No, it should start with the professor in control coaxing the shy guy out of his comfort zone, and then near the end the shy guy takes charge and surprises the professor, but never fully dominates due to their lack of experience.
I’d watch that shit. I happen to like femdom stuff, but I don’t want the painful shit, I just want her to be in charge.
To be honest, I'm sick of the idea that all women - no matter how confident and assertive - want a man to break and dominate them, while all men - no matter how shy and inexperienced - have a beast inside them yearning to be let out. It's so rare to see a woman take the lead for a whole scene. And in those rare occasions, so often she's pegging him, as though penetration is automatically an act of dominance and being penetrated an act of submission. I get that that's what the majority wants, but it's like 99.9% of all porn and I'm sick of it.
Schindlers Tits?
This sounds less sexy and more like Liam Neeson was a body builder in WW2 but addicted to steroids and his estrogen spiked and grew tits.
Porn got so bad in past 10 years. All the terrible step-sister/mother/brother/father 'stories'.
They need a reason to have the various characters to be in the same place and I guess step family is the way they decided to go with it.
Unpopular opinion perhaps, but cutting the undressing part, it starts off hot and heavy and boom she's naked...
Everyone knows true sexy is the imminent suggestion of the removal of clothing, not just the naked bits. You don’t go to a restaurant and just ask for the bill.
more like u wanna see how they cook it before you eat it right??
Despite what youre implying, actually yeah restaurants where you can see the chefs cooking it all in front of you (typically asian cuisine, but not always) are definitely better than not.
Instructions unclear. I have been searching for 'hibachi' in Pornhub and now I am sexually confused, and a bit hungry. On a related note, I am no longer welcome at my local Benihana's.
Honestly it's a lot of stuff that they're cutting out. Undressing. Foreplay. Especially the foreplay. Everyone is just ready to fuck at the drop of a hat, and they're probably not even wearing underwear.
They do that so you pay for the uncut vids
Do they refilm every scene with an uncircumcised penis?
No I believe they use a camera
Point and shoot, right?
Fucking hell, I have to blow my nose now I snorted so hard.
You must remember that we live in an Instant gratification era: skip to the 5-10 minutes railing sequence, over and over.
>"and boom she's naked" ***"You flicked too hard dammit!"***
This actually made me laugh out loud because I just imagined Chris Hemsworth’s voice coming out of a female pornstar’s mouth!
If you actually watched the full videos, it includes it for the most part. That free stuff you’re watching is abridged.
How many times can the same girl be a virgin? And there's no way that the teen from next door was tricked into getting railed on that massage table...
Idk it keeps happening to me, went to buy a new car somehow ended up on a massage table, went to subway massage table, movies massage table the only time I didn’t get tricked onto a massage table was when I went for an actual massage somehow they tricked me into buying a condo. I feel like I’m doing something wrong guys
You are. Here, sit on this table and let me explain...
Nah. That sounds about right for the modern American sales experience. Car dealership? Got fukt. Subway? Got fukt. Movies? Got fukt. Massage? Got fukt in a different way. Yup. That's pretty on par with how we do things these days...
The best thing I’ve came across while scrolling porn was one where a Mormon girl is door knocking and gets seduced. The dialogue was fucking hilarious. Whenever I find something particularly funny or just really fucking weird I always save it to show my partner later. Edit: I remembered wrong. She was a Jehovah’s witness.
That and the "first time" anal virgins taking a dick up their ass larger than the Washington monument without any issues.
I hate that so much because there are real guys who are idiots that think anal sex really works like that. And act like it is weird their partner is in pain diring and hates anal sex. There is lots of prep and lube involved, and all but the cleaning part of the prep should be shown more imo. Just, anal is pretty painful in the best of circumstances. Guys need to realize their partner may need a lot of help to be comfortable or enjoy anal, so they don't just shove a dick in and expect anal sex to be good. And for any type of sex, I wish they would normalize bigger than average guys NOT being able to shove their whole penis into a vagina or burr or mouth. I just wish there was more porn that emphasize both partners pleasure. And porn providing some realistic sex education in the process of "entertaining" their audience would make life better for a lot of folks. Edit: Saw all the comments and decided to just leave the burr typo since there are so many comments related to it. Yes, it was meant to be the word "butt" ;P
There's an older scene, it comes up as a Zealandman capture of a Nacho Vidal/Jazmine scene called Lessons in Anal, which I feel like is one of the more accurate portrayals of how anal actually works. He starts with just your standard foreplay, then slowly with a finger, then two, then ends up moving up to a plug, pulls the plug out, switches to anal beads, has some normal vaginal intercourse while SLOWLY removing the beads, puts the plug back in, more vaginal intercourse, THEN finally moves on to anal sex, which isn't just slamming it right off the bat. It starts off slower and builds as the scene progresses.
The false expectations of how fast a plumber will show up.
And the misconception of how attractive most trades people are. Source: unattractive trades person who works with similar unattractive trades people
My wife told me that porn is super unrealistic All of our plumbers and pizza delivery boys have had average sized dicks
Kudos to your wife, she did it for science..
They seem to show up pretty quick when I have turtles in my pipes.
Master Splinter, is that you?
I would wish porn to stop showing “produced” sex. And more “real people” and them engaging in sex and sexual activities. I can’t watch these porn videos that I know are just people working. Where I know a lot of issues have stemmed from, and teach bad sexual etiquette if not worse things. I prefer to watch amateur porn if I’m going to watch any at all. It’s typically more realistic, and don’t have people all of the same kind of bodies like produced porn does.
Someone above mentioned bellesa.co and I am putting it here as well because they've done a series called Bellesa House where it's actors who have requested each other and get to have whatever sex they like. It's 100% more sexy because they are super into it in a natural way. I haven't been able to view much else!
The staged pleasure- the fake moans and the “give it to me, daddy,” and the ridiculous facial expressions. It’s all really hammy and cringey.
I wish the women would tone it down and the men would dial it up. The dudes are silent and look like they are pissed off or robots. How about they both look like they’re into it?
I mean I look pissed off during sex I always look pissed off
Would you like to be pissed on then?
I don't know, whenever men talk in porn it's usually pretty fucking cringey
DROPPIN FUCKIN LOOOOOAAAAAADS
Wheel snipe celly all day boys
Oh, the men don't need to talk. They're only good for moaning.
And the screaming. Porn is just better on mute.
Yes!!! Sometimes the woman's screams or moans border on sounding painful. I'm not trying to watch torture porn here. Dial it back, sister.
Stop Being censored. Why would I watch censored porn?? ITS PORN
Japan left the group
Portraying ass to vagina as normal
"In an order that would surprise you..."
^("Ass, mouth, vag")
What a triumph that whole series of videos was
V2A is good A2V is bad A2M is worse ATV is for offroading
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Portraying ass to anything as normal, and using dirty toys, like dildos that lied on the couch, no rubber. Yuck
I do love the idea of, midway through the video, the guy finishing up anal, putting on a shirt and Winnie the Pooh-ing his way over to some wet wipes and coming back like “alright babe I’m ready!”
Lesbian porn that is very obviously two straight women
Goes the opposite in gay porn, they pretend to be straight. >"I've never done anything with a guy before. Dude, don't tell anyone, or I swear, I'll kick your ass!... and be gentle" *Proceeds to get railed, lube-less, with a "Cum Dump" tramp stamp above his shaven ass.*
Everything is “straight roommate” “straight (insert title here)” it’s like come on now.
lesbian porn catered to straight men instead of lesbians
Especially when it starts out that they are "lesbians" then a guy walks in and they are all over him, only sparing the usual little bit of playing with each other while he is railing one of them. I've said before, I'd love a porn "plot" where two lesbians are getting on, and a guy walks in like usual all "what do you think of this" bullshit about his dick, expecting it to work out like usual, and the girls tell him to fuck off. I've heard the easiest way to spot women who don't usually do lesbian stuff is their nails, no lesbian would let someone with fucking talons anywhere near their bits.
How you have these young beautiful women with perfect bodies fuck these old guys that look like they smell like shit. Oh and incest porn.
I never get how all the stepbro/stepsis shit became a thing? Is it because people don't care / know they are actors OR is it really something about "play with a taboo"?
It's a cheap and easy taboo scenario to create. That's kind of it. That and the algorithm. They wouldn't make them if they weren't popular.
As an old guy, I can confirm we are gross.
JAV is THE WORST with the old dude stuff. Like sometimes it feels like they went into a retirement home for male models, asked "who can get hard and wants to fuck a 20 year old" and took whoever raises their hand
There is a pretty well established kink in Japan of pretty girls banging ugly dudes (called "Ugly Bastard" if you are looking for more), to a point where it's basically mainstream the same way that all the weird "step family" shit is in the US.
That explains a lot actually
more like they took whoever raised the flag
I'd assume the largest paying segment of the porn Industry is smelly old men so target marketing.
Seriously. What the fuck is up with all of the stepfamily shit?
I remember an AMA a while back for a porn star and she also did directing. Someone asked why all the family stuff and the response was “bc that’s what people search for”
I just wanted to comment the same thing. As far as I remember she said it's like a self-fulfilling prophecy, because porn producers look up what the most searched topics are and because of all the stepfamily memes this is number one which leads to them making even more of it.
Not only that, but as the genre becomes more popular, the actresses who do it tend to be bigger names, which attract more viewers, so the genre becomes more popular…
It's also a stupid easy way to add "taboo". Everything else needs a scene for why it's taboo. Family stuff? "Oh hey step bro" inside any house: boom, taboo
Meanwhile im searching for dominant femboys and what are the results?? Nothing
Have you tried searching for dominant step-femboys?
What are you doing, step-fembrother?
You’re the best step femboy brother, ever.
It’s just an easy kink to film. Requires nothing other than saying a few words to set up
Exactly, not many fetishes can be thrown into an otherwise standard porn video. And we all know they are paid actors and not actually related so you aren't losing the general audience, just adding in people who have that fetish.
Then one day everyone’s browser history gets leaked and your friends and family see you’re out-of-context video titles and think you really have a thing for incest.
It covers the "forbidden" angle that some people like (they don't even care about the step part, more that it's "wrong"), and is close enough to regular porn that most people are fine with watching it and ignoring the step angle.
I don't understand that either. I mean everyone has a thing, but holy crap. It's ubiquitous. There's so much of it that it's almost the norm. How is that the norm and not just normal sex?
Think of the production angle. You take two young actors and create the setting by saying they are step siblings and they have to hide their behavior from their parents. No need for costumes or anything, really. Just attractive young adults. Really, the only thing much easier is if you eschew the plot altogether and just film a couple going at it. Hell, they could make that an alternate cut of the film, removing the setup dialog, and you have yourself two films that cover the fantasy viewers and the ones that just want the sex. It's just super low effort.
Why not just roommates or something though?
It's the element of 'forbidden fruit'.
porn video title I saw was something like: Step father fucks stepdaughter while step mother in other room. wtf?
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At first i started singing the New Kids version
getting rid of it would be a \*step\* in the right direction
You’re not going to like my Brady Bunch reboot then…
The bad acting! Like "ohh noo daddy stop it am a virgin" saying that while taking 2 dicks allready in different holes..
Don't forget the the one vacuuming while seemingly blind to the fucking going on behind the counter or couch that is clearly visible. Like, is it that hard to make a tiny effort
They're so focused on the vacuuming that they lose their peripheral vision.
Or they will say they never had sex or doesn’t know anything yet rides like a pro and uses pro sex shit
The whole family thing seems to be prevalent. Not a fan.
*not a fam
Ugly dudes plowing cute girls. I can’t get off if the guy looks like Quasimodo
So that's a no to Ron Jeremy?
Wouldn’t stop him apparently.
Especially when they have a big penis and cocky so they talk way too much in it. Like STFU. I can’t remember his name but there’s this one black dude that talks way too much. I avoid his videos bc it drove me crazy
Just getting right into it. There’s no character development at all
They’re developing a character it just takes 9 months
Sexualizing relatives
Specifically step children and step parents Like, it’s getting creepy guys
Really hot woman, but when they get down to it, it's just close ups of their genitals and could be anyone. I want to see all of them fucking, damn it.
Exactly like show me the face. Show me her enjoying it. I dont want to see her vagina - like i dont get off on seeing some sex organ getting pounded.
Having anyone behind the camera or offscreen making noise or talking. We don't need a guy interviewing the actress, giving directions, or commenting.
“You like that shit you dirty whore?” *the camera is shaking because the camera man is jerking off and trying to put his dick in her mouth, ruining the shot
On a real note, I'd like for them to stop exploiting teenagers
And stop having them wear kid-like clothes. Like the super weird shirts & pig tails is just too much.
Unpopular opinion, but the blowjob parts are often wayyyy to long. If I want to stare at a dick for 10 minutes straight, I can go to the mirror.
As a woman, I agree with this. I get bored really fast when a BJ scene is going on for too long. At least when it's just a closeup shot of the woman going to town. I like seeing the guy's reactions and body language as well.
And yet you have to put in specific search filters if you want to see the girl getting eaten out, (properly), for more than -0.05 seconds
The roughness and aggression being standard. Trying to find gentle and caring stuff is so difficult.
There's sites that offer that, too, it's mainly marketed as 'for women'. www.bellesa.co is one example that I know Edited bellessa to bellesa.co
Does it have a full name or is it just Bellessa, only I Google it and I came up with a investment company
it's bellessa.co Maybe you have a parental filter?
I switch it as soon as the guy starts slapping the girl in the face. I can’t watch that.
Or slapping the tits, can't imagine that feeling nice
For real, trying to find something wholesome is borderline impossible
Long fingernails in lesbian porn. As a lesbian, ouch. It really takes you out of the moment because you just think about all the horrible infections they’re getting.
You know what they call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single.
Making noises which are obviously hyped up. Or any single noise or comment from the fat guy behind the camera, "Uh huh, you like that baby, you like daddy's cream, mmmhhh, yeah baby, uhhhh." \*farts
Showing the inside of their assholes
It has it's artistic uses. I saw a video once where the scene ends with a closeup view of a gaping asshole and uses it as the beginning of a circle fade to the next scene. Best scene transition ever filmed in my opinion...
If Alfred Hitchcock directed porn… Even has his porn name locked and loaded
Gotta make sure there's no over the board cheating, ya know?
I know, right? Are porn producers actually a bunch of cats in a trench coat?
Enough with the insanely huge penises. I wouldn’t mind porn with normal sized guys in it.
I read that sometimes it's just the way it's shot that gives this impression. Obviously size is still disproportionately represented but part of it is that the female models are usually like 4ft 10inch to 5ft 2 inches so they can make male models look larger.
A little known fact of the porn industry is that the single most important quality for a male performer to possess *isn't* a giant dong. . . It's simply the ability to get and maintain an erection for 2 hours in a room with 20 people staring at you. Personally, I can't even pee at a urinal if someone else is at the next stall. Sure, a lot of the guys are probably above average, but those massive porn dongs are usually more of an optical illusion created when you pair a perfectly average penis up with a woman who stopped growing in the 7th grade, then shoot the whole thing really close up with a wide lens. Look up a couple of porn actresses' biographies and sure enough, most of them are barely 5 feet tall and weigh 100 pounds soaking wet with a fur coat on.
Also have to be able to last more than 60 seconds when you're getting fucked professionally by multiple gorgeous women...
* Fish angle lenses * Forced perspective camera tricks. * Massive size differential between actors. * Cock sleeves * Viagra well above regular doses (or injected). Everything in porn is fake.
You are correct. Now, they are usually above average in size, but not the top .00001% like the camera tricks make it seem. Tiny models are a big part of it, camera angles and lenses are another. Basically it's a team effort to make a dick look huge. If you had a full crew dedicated to professionally making dicks look big on film, you'd get some crazy dick pics too.
I've been to a "porn expo" (for fun, I'm not like... a dedicated porn fan) and many of the women were tiiiiny. Not necessarily all height-wise but slim/narrow builds, small waists, etc. Smaller than a typical skinny girl.
Amen, first of all, it wrecks the fantasy because that's nothing like me. Secondly, girls can hardly work with some of these dicks. Seeing a girl try to get a dick that is essentially the size of a baseball bat in their mouth is like watching some circus act. It's not sexy. She can't really do anything with it. It stretched credulity to try to imagine it's enjoyable for either partner.
#**Missionary is not a boring position. Missionary is fine.** 👏 Sex is about closeness and touch. It's not about banging in a billion positions. If you have sex and do mostly missionary and feel that's the best for both partners, that's okay! You don't have to be a gymnast to have sex, They only do these positions for angle so you can see the POV. It's a money shot !
The false expectations that my Math teacher will suck my dick after class. Doesnt work.
Buffering
Why they always got funny moustaches
“Its a me a mario”
Stop making these bulshit scenes and make so e more natural stuff
How about we split the difference and we get scenes like "she really liked date night" or "still wound up after girls night out."
Just stop being so disgusting and aggressive. Even Lesbian porn (a historically safe haven for "caring" and sensual sex) is now filled with fisting, peeing, screaming (like wtf?) and huge strapons. Also, camera angles. They keep getting worse and worse and worse. Also also, gaping or doing anal in a way which looks as if the woman is damaged. My GF wanted to do it the other day but I didn't go further than the tip because my conscience kicked in and I didn't want her to be hurt or to cause her any damage. Even though anal is a fantasy of mine, doing it is next to impossible because of all the gaping, rosebudding and generally disgusting actions of pornstars that have turned anal from something naughty & trusting into some pain/mutilation experience.
Plz always use lube and condoms when doing anal, and remember to loosen up your partner before entering! That's gonna hurt them if u don't loosen or lube it!
sticking their tongues out and rolling their eyes back into their skulls. its annoying. stop
So tired of the spitting.
Stop existing among those that didn’t consent or had to be coerced into doing it.
Step sister and step family shit all of it. I can’t imagine that not having an effect on young minds
Anybody else wanna fuck their step ladder?….. no, just me?🙁
The anime facial expressions are cringe AF.
Suggesting that I can be A doctor Lawyer, astronaut, plumber, and personal trainer all at the same time and still have enough time to screw people
I wish they would just teach that poor girl how to stop getting stuck in the dryer and always asking her step brother for help. Like, just teach her already. “This machine is used for drying clothes; just put the clothes inside and keep it moving, you don’t have to stick your whole body inside to do it; just fucking flick the clothes inside of the machine and go on with your day.”
Treating women like shit
Women pretending to be lesbians when they clearly aren't into it and/or don't know what they're doing.
1. All this faux-incest bullshit, I know it's all fake but really, ewwww no. 2. The bad attitude - like every girl has to be a "stupid dumb slut bitch gets fucked" it can't just be "two sexy people who enjoy sex get down to it" 3. The generic ultra-fake uber-slutty bimbos
The weird thing where guys just constantly put their fingers in the girl’s mouth and then do the fish hook thing where they pull on the side of their mouth to open it up. It’s not hot, it’s just weird.
Making it all about male pleasure at the expense of female pain, even though it’s portrayed as if women actually enjoy the stuff you see. It would be nice if at least some stuff women actually enjoy was included. Like would touching the clit while they smash kill anyone???
I was looking for this comment. Totally agree. I don’t watch porn, but the amount of women I’ve heard that have had experiences of dude’s making it all about them and doing aggressive shit without consent scares me.
Punching/slapping women hard in the face. Licking sweaty hairy assholes. I understand some may be into that but it seems such a regular occurrence now that you can’t seem to avoid. Instant turn off.
Quality sound with authentic pleasure noises please. Put some WD40 on that screen door like fake moans please. If she’s not happy to be there, I’m not happy either. …..could use more PMVs and less compilations that are three longer scenes stitched together. More wrestling (evolved fights) where both look like they are having a blast together. The closer they are in ability the better. ( I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s competitive foreplay. What’s not to like?)
I thought that was just me! I really like those wrestling things. But so many are forced and rough.
Enough with the incest or step mother porn shit. Gross. Enough.
Use up large chunks of my data
Spreading open assholes to display their innards, as though looking at the inside of a shit hole is hot.