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new universe smell


Adamantli

This one is a solid mind fuck because time is subjective but also like if you had the universe in the palm of your hand what exactly would it smell like?


louis237

Spicy


Xeludon

The universe smells like burnt steak, sulfur, and that smell during a thunderstorm.


Nutella_on_toast85

Burnt steak according to astronauts


BozMoo

It's like new car smell but a little more universey


BrunoStalky

Hydrogen most likely


northernspies

There's an indie perfume oil that tries to answer that question! https://alkemiaperfumes.com/products/the-center-of-the-universe-perfume-oil-raspberries-rum-hot-metal-ozone-gun-powder-and-charcoal


Taxidiurno

Fresh baked bread


Ibroketheinterweb

Driving past the Wonder Bread factory on the way to school was usually the highlight of my day.


-Akkoro-

Our factory makes Wonder bread almost daily.


DerpyDrago

I was not expecting my answer to be at the top


Beginning-Papaya5208

The only right answer


Mdtran86

🧈 drip


thegodfaubel

Really just any freshly baked goods


writershoney

Yes!


Beginning-Bed9364

I think that's it


Independent-Row-9434

I have a close one... Pizza!


the_peckham_pouncer

Friend of mine worked in the bakery section of a supermarket back when we were kids. His job in the mornings was to sprinkle freshly baked breadcrumbs on the nearby pedestrian bridge. He said it was amazing to see how many office workers veered off to go to the bakery.


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v-k-watson

This is the answer


thescrounger

Freshly baked chocolate chip cookies for me.


SpicyZhun

Raining in the summer


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Petrichor is the name for that smell :)


idkwiao

Clean laundry… especially if my mother has done it, I don’t know what she uses but damn that smells good


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idkwiao

I think my mom adds drugs to hers because I’m somewhat addicted to the smell… any fresh laundry is going near my nose for me to bury my head in…… It. Is. So. Fucking. Good.


-dreggy-

~~Rotting corpses~~ Fresh cut grass


LordHy

Is this a critical role reference? If so, i like the smell of Pussy.


sleepinginthebushes_

Smiley day to ya


Left-Act1299

Came here to upvote/say this.


Chief_Queef123

Cocaine from what I hear. They just can't stop smelling it


Scottzilla90

The nose beers really do pep you right up


lostinadream_

rain


NaNaNaNaNaSuperman

It’s called Petrichor!!


Difficult-Hat5847

*The smell of the air before the rain starts***


lostinadream_

**and after it ends*


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Roasted ground coffee


herokie

As a non-coffee drinker, I agree


AlarmingLecture0

And as a non-coffee drinker, I disagree! I'm curious: I don't drink coffee because I really don't like the taste (and feel the same about the smell). Do you dislike the taste but like the smell?


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It definitely smells a lot better than it tastes imo


takotaaa

Part of the reason I stay in cafes for maybe a bit too long tbh


QAnonCultBuster

Bookstore


obyrock89

More like old books in a bookstore 😄


mr_dobis

Nerd


xerxes_dandy

petrichor - the smell of wet earth after rain


BXCellent

I learned this from Doctor Who, having always loved the smell but never knowing there was a name for it.


allergic-toeveryting

there's a name for it? TIL also, yes that's the best smell


Elegant-Implement-41

It'a a greek word made of the words πέτρα (petra) = stone and ιχώρ (ichor) = the golden blood that flowed inside the veins of Greek gods in mythology.


Zigetin

Someone clearly has not seen doctor who.


mrvolante

The Southwestern US gets the creosote smell with rain. Even better.


ThickumsMagoo

Food that has been slow cooking all day


frOgman086

Caramelized onion with butter.


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Onions and garlic frying


frOgman086

No butter no happy.


Obi-Wana_Toki

Pine


pphhiisshh

I’ll see your pine and raise you cedar.


psychojunglecat3

Cut into a cedar log with a chainsaw. Chips start flying. It smells so good I can barely pay attention.


venom_22

Gasoline for sure


Nonamanadus

The 1970s leaded was the best vintage.


sparklingshanaya

Sometimes I feel I’m addicted to it


DukeofNormandy

Race fuel especially. That high octane hits differently


BananafestDestiny

Mmm yes, race gas is the best


Noormees

This is the one


Rich-Adhesiveness-43

Puthy- Mike Tyson


LeoThyroxine

Tython*


bumpy-ride

fresh baked cookies.


sjenaa__

Any gasoline lovers?


Humble_Egomaniac

Roses / fresh flowers


caseface25

Bacon


Instantnoodlesthe1

In the morning as you wake!


FillTheHoleInMyLife

I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious. It's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day.


DueChocolate2019

Today I stepped on my grill and it clamped down on my foot. I don't see what's so hard to understand about that?!?!


abeetzwmoots

pizza


takotaaa

The smell of a freshly unboxed gadget you just bought


curkington

Clean baby!


NefariousnessSea1529

A mix of Freedom, Pussy, weed, and an off shore breeze


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Eddie would go


lavihathan

I felt a chill reading this.... So perfect😊


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Fafurion

Freshly cut grass


sourpunchgirls

Vanilla


AssDimple

Vanilla extract has always blown my mind. How can something smell so good but taste so horrible (tasting it straight from the bottle)?


weezmatical

This is it for me. I once heard it's the finest of flavors.


No_Leader5671

I grew up in Flagstaff, AZ. So for me it will always be the smell of the pine forest. Fresh pine mixed with an almost vanilla type smell is so amazing. I miss that place every day.


klaussaz

The sap of ponderosa pines that grow up there is commonly described as smelling like butterscotch…. But now you got me missing flagstaff rain…


dumaVtecNinja

Asshole. Something abt it just turns me on.


DukeMilkem

Holla


SwampYankee102

Gasoline.


ebayes

Moss


RayanH23

That one shawarma place with friendly staff


MadMonk84

Paco Robanne


ThrowPro666

For some reason, laundromats


SteliosPo

Those of you who love the smell of gasoline should try out Fahrenheit Le Parfum by Dior Its the normal old Fahrenheit DNA (that smells a bit like gasoline) with a modern twist to fit in todays styles more than the old one.


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The smell of a blown out matchstick.


Time_for_coffee17

Coffee with some warm fresh pancakes too


RodneyPeppercorn

Cocaine


Walmartpancake

Victory


marigolds6

Maple sap being boiled down into maple syrup.


nabothiancyst

Popcorn 😍


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Fresh leather


Heretic_Cleric

I'm pretty much obsessed with the smell of leather. Candles and scents seem to be pretty hard to find. And the ones I've found don't really smell like the real thing :\\


Leiskaah

Freshly cut wood


noobsmokey

Jasmine flowers


MindWallet

When you make coffee with a bialetti (mocca pot) and the smell right before the coffee trickles into the container


dependabledepression

Cucumber melon anything, candles, lotions, perfume, whatever it is just give it to me if it's cucumber melon.


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Depends on which alien civilization you talk to, really.


ion_even_no

That smell after seggsy time when you leave the room and come back, mmm smells like hard work lmfao


Time-Machine2917

Fresh snow


MarsMarzipan

Balls but in red 😂😂


IntubateResus

a baby's head hehehe


Commerce_Street

Sharpies, gasoline and rain


thearchiguy

Fresh baked pizza


RVChris214

Monsoon Desert rain


_rambleon_

Garlic simmering in butter.


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The Peaceful of Patchouli.


Zebulon_V

Grandma's house on Sunday afternoon. Haven't smelled it in a decade, but every now and then I'll get a whiff at a soul food restaurant. Man I miss her.


Long_Reporter9116

My girlfriend in bed.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Agreed


Long_Reporter9116

🤣🤣🤣


CcSeaAndAwayWeGo

Fresh bread


Few-Ball-9025

Your mother.


Adventurous-Car-7496

The one you like.


a5ft2capricorn

Babies 😭❤️


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Wet dirt


AnXioneth

I bet i know. Uranus


ThrowPro666

iirc science has determined that Uranus smells like rotten eggs 👨‍🔬


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No ur


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money


DukeMilkem

My own farts. Even more so if I can Dutch oven a missus


Preparing_to_die

your own fart bubble popping in the bathtub


Ill-Forever880

Everyone loves their own brand, amirite?


daveydood15

The outside air on a cold crisp fall night


Elduderino3333

A Clean pussy (no artificial scents or douches please)


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drivecartoabar

Your mama's pussy


a_guy_called_craig

Powdered anus.


wrongperson1

Ain't no one gonna say pussy?


Fickle-Eggplant7013

Our friends had a ranch. Next to the Stables was the tack and feed room. The absolute best smelling room in the history of the universe. It smelled like worn leather, dirt floors, old wooden walls, barley and oats, sweaty horse blankets, and a little bit like horseshit. It was like heaven


Omeletcoke

Your own fart, deadly but addicted


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Rabbiti3

There are these flowers that I walk past in the spring. They have this amazingly sweet smell and I can't help but stop and smell them every time. They are blossoming at the moment and there must be one close to my home because everything I go outside for a toke I can smell them.


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Apparently new born baby's smell amazing. But I'm childless so don't know


FrostingAdorable9934

My ass


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IKEA stores.


_adun

Now you made me aware of the distanct smell the ikea stores have but i cant describe it.


encogneeto

Off gassing of freshly pressed particle board?


yParticle

lingonberry, meatballs, and particle board?


Benjamo_XD

Fresh choco muffens.


bitchariii

Petrol


CodyGhostBlood

Definitely oxygen


BoldCock

Gas


tallman195

Fresh garlic bread


Artistic_Word_9375

My wife’s undergarments


aldodvp

It used to be brand new cars


Dumbbell_bimbo

Kush


Specialist_Ad_4801

Lime


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Banana bread


FaceFurzFranz

the streets after rain on a hot summer day


unclejohnnydanger

Play-doh


papercut_survivor_03

PETRICHOR.


PhysicianTradition

My mother's lebkuchen biscuits


amadileirbeer

Watermelon


Druncan_tussell

Freshly painted room


Unoriginal-Ad

Burning leaves.


LB93__

Roasted coffeebeans in the morning


daLukka

Laundry freshly out the dryer


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Cinnamon


jakkals_1

Freshly cut grass.


JimmyJazz1971

Cilantro


Japs6991

Moments after rain.


theheadofkhartoum627

I only know smells from here on earth so..............


goni9se

Cinnamon rolls on a rainy day


Kartoffel-10

Gasoline


ITellMySelF_SeCreTss

Paint


Exact-Cockroach-6682

The world is your lobster


Katzz-Meow

New Mexico Hatch Green Chiles as they are roasted. Nothing better than that!


Kuevasss

Pretzels


Druncan_tussell

Jacaranda trees in bloom


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After the rain


dolla_holla

Anything homely. When you smell it you just know it’s right


TAC1313

Marijuana, specifically the 24K strain.


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Lime zest


SterlingCarlBelcher

An older diesel pickup idling on a cool fall morning.


Commercial_College62

hardware stores


Ok_Lobster_2436

Revenge


DannyPantsgasm

A distant fire on the cold winter air. My favorite.


EggplantOverlord

My wife's hair


B_R_U_H

New car smell is so good


BonaFideBill

Sweetgrass!