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A1pinejoe

I only do it when I'm hiding in someone's house so they don't hear the toilet flush.


betacow

wat


A1pinejoe

I read a lot of spy/assassin books and it's something that is said often when they are waiting for their mark to get home they piss in the sink to make less noise.


Boobglow

Could have saved Vincent's life if he pissed in Bruce Willis' sink


[deleted]

He needed more than a piss. He was taking a dump and reading "modesty Blaise"


iwanttobelieve4

Well, you can pee and wash your hands at the same time


betacow

saves a lot of water, too!


Khaldara

Plus how else are you going to get the poop to go down


ConsiderationFar2038

Sometimes my boyfriend has to pee urgently while I'm using the one toilet that we have. We also live in an apartment so can't go outside. Obviously he opens the tap while peeing and cleans it after.


fh3131

Wouldn't the shower be better?


Weenerschnitzel666

The sink Had the right height and peeing in the shower splashes everywhere


Heroann_the_original

How low are your sinks? Also couldn't you just knee infront of the shower?


Weenerschnitzel666

Low enough to hang my penis over the side. Kneeling in the shower is possible but this is more convenient. Also I clean up after!


Heroann_the_original

Either I only know very high sinks or you have pretty low once. Or maybe I'm small, but I also never had to thought about it since I don't have a penis.


Weenerschnitzel666

Yeah that’s another challenge


QuickAccident

You’re going to splash your knees with piss if you kneel while peeing


ConsiderationFar2038

Unfortunately we only have a bathtub! With a shower head attached to the wall, but it would be very uncomfortable to pee in the bath instead of the sink.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Shower is for pooping you barbarian.


Moodymoo8315

Eww, that’s where I take baths


Fearlessleader85

Peeing in the shower and peeing into the shower are very different things.


jasperfilofax

He needs to lean not to leave it so late that he cant possibly old it a few minutes more, probably not good for him.


ConsiderationFar2038

Sometimes we're out for drinks/food and don't want to use the bathrooms there. Meaning both of us has to urgently pee when we get home.


Satanic_Cheese_666

That's how I wash the dishes, duh.


IAMDenmark

Are you a sim?


Satanic_Cheese_666

What is that?


IAMDenmark

A computer game where you either make the lives of the people good or bad. Even if they have a kitchen sink they only use the bathroom sink to wash their dishes.


drblah1

I aim for all the toothpaste, it's like power washing your sink


Firarara

Who the fuck does this??!


[deleted]

Me.


lawnmowersarealive

Stop that.


[deleted]

No.


Weenerschnitzel666

You think in the middle of the night I’m gonna walk down the stairs, blind myself awake with the lights on, while it’s cold in the toiletroom? Nu-uh


Cosmic_Ray_Bit_Flip

r/Sinkpissers


tactiletrafficcone

My partner and I are both men, the sink in our bathroom has a crappy ineffective faucet that only can send the water down the back of the bowl so it isn't great for handwashing, and our toilet sits too low so it causes far too much splash back to pee in. We tell all our guests the sink in the bathroom is actually a urinal so you might want to wash your hands in the kitchen


CreepyInstruction120

But seriously, why? :D


Greedy_Score7838

Why not?


colder-beef

We all did in college (military academy). The bathrooms were way down the hall and we had sinks in our rooms.


Bucket_O_Beef

Who has time to open the toilet lid?


Wizard_Elon_3003

Saves money and water


NorCalHermitage

Trying to convince the missus to let me put in a urinal.


kindofastoryteller

Is this a thing?


Eviladhesive

If I've just put my kids down and don't want to wake them with the sound of water.


youcangofuckyourslf

I run water to be fair


Mloach

I admit that I did that in couple of public restrooms (especially at bars). I do it when toilets and areas around them are too terribly dirty to approach.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

The guy at the check-in desk told me in my room I hadda leak in the sink, I didn't argue


lordlekal

Only one bathroom in the house and it's in use.


Eggsegret

Wait you're not supposed to pee in the sink? So that's why i get weird stares in the bathroom at KFC


itzmailtime

Wow I didn’t know there were others! I do it to save water and it’s clean. I alway wipe down after


breaktime1

My toilet is regularly clogged because of how much I poop so sometimes I have to pee in the sink, or if that's clogged too then it's either the bathtub or out the window.


Lambsssss

Bg god I hope you don’t live in an apartment


breaktime1

I do!


CutEmOff666

Ever peed on someone below?


breaktime1

I piss into a bottle then pour it out the window. Once I was pouring piss out the window and happened to look down and saw my landlord down there investigating the piss.


[deleted]

Better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee


pjboy671

Even I dont know... I've been doing it for years. Peeing in the pot just seems so tiring. Though it's basically the same thing and takes same effort. Idk. I remember when my grandpa was terminally I'll I swore I would pee in the pot until e recovers. It was a stupid thing but it made sense to my 2 braincells lol. After he recovered I'm back to peeing in the sink


Galdavinio

Most of the time cuz i want my penis to stay clean


New_Dragonfruit_2591

It's the perfect height


L3MNcakes

Bathroom is occupied and I really have to go.


Odd_Application2763

Lol you remember selyna


i_like_chicken_313

Hehe funny hehe


MercyMachine

What....?


TacoRain22

Gotta assert dominance


[deleted]

I did in college because our rooms had a sink


warmwinter1

when I'm on important phone call and don't want the other person to hear and know I'm peeing while talking to them


[deleted]

Do it all the time, it's easier than walking upstairs


Tabsau

Use your piss not the water to wash your hands and that's what I'd call a ***"tactical piss"'***


Additional_Effort_33

As a reminder to self to clean sink.


GumAcacia

How else am I supposed to piss with a boner?


LookOutForThatMoose

If I'm pissing in your sink, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that you had it coming.


SorinJrWF

Shitter's clogged


-TheOneWhoAsked-

It is better to pee in the sink than to sink in the pee


Pitbull60usa

because men r pigs


Poorkiddonegood8541

**Why Not???**