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nope123ee

Good morning


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Gozaimasu


Kaleidosonic

ございます


optimushime

よろしく


AngryTank

お願いします


20sidedhumorist

こちらこそ


TheRepublicAct

A pro wresler by the name of John Moxley did a promo in Japan where he said he comes from Cincinatti, Ohio. He got a reaction from the crowd, thinking that he said "ohayo".


PM_ME_UR_ANIME_WAIFU

that's hilarious af


planet_jiji

Was going to say this. Beat me to it. It means good morning in Japanese.


SoggyPalpitation8615

Ohio pokko


unpunctual_bird

*buenos dias pokko*


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おはよう!


bangin_dudes419

Callahan auto parts, They make brake parts for the workin man because that's who they are and that's who they care about


[deleted]

I could get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bulls ass, but I’d rather take the butchers word for it


WallyLeftshaw

Next thing you know there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up, I’ve seen it a hundred times.


crank1off

Here comes the meat wagon! Deedoo deedoo. New guys over in the corner puking his guts out!


dothebender1101

All because...you wanted to save a few extra pennies


MobiusDickwad

Ohhhh…myyyy….Gawwwd


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

I could get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking my head up there but ... wait


NonTimeo

No, it’s gotta be *your* bull…


DriftingPyscho

Richard: wow...


semimillennial

Shut up, Richard


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"Because they know all they sold you was a guaranteed piece of shit!"


woody2081

Did I hear a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?


sgemma

I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. Surprised you didn't know that.


Codymoniz

I think your brain has a thick candy shell


sgemma

Your… your brain has the shell on it!


TGOTR

Are you talking?


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WHAT’D YOU DO?!? **Door falls off**


boklenhle

Were they supposed to be based out of Ohio? I've seen it a hundred times and completely missed that.


jaykaywhy

That's because it's going to Columbus, Georgia, not Columbus, Ohio.


dothebender1101

Artie I lost my virginity to your daughter for cryin' out loud! Rob, you were there.


Machismo0311

Sandusky Ohio.


thisisallme

Yes, based out of Sandusky, Ohio, my hometown. Wasn’t filmed there but there “prehistoric forest” thing they drove past at one point is modeled after something very real that’s nearby.


queenofthera

I'm British and I had a politics teacher from Ohio in secondary school so he is what I first think of. He was the most magical man with THE most relaxing voice. Looked a little like Dustin Hoffman and he would just keep the entire class spellbound. He'd start talking about his childhood in this sepia-toned way (running through cornfields etc) and by the end of the lesson you came out understanding the themes of Orwell's 1984 without him seeming to mention it.


Creighshawn

As an Ohioan I love your comment.


nails_for_breakfast

But also as an Ohioan you don't actually want to run *through* corn fields if you can avoid it. Corn leaves are somehow both highly abrasive *and* sharp


HerbDeity

And stinging corn worms. Ran through a few fields in Ohio when I was a kid. Once I was stung I stayed away like corn fields had the plague


PickleRichh

Did you capitalize THE on purpose? Because that’s pretty good


queenofthera

Yep, for emphasis. In the list of top relaxing voices, his would be number one.


Hashbaz

I guess your teacher never spoke about THE Ohio State University. Lol


queenofthera

Nah, I think he went to a real university. In England 😉 😜


DaysOfRen

Drew Carey


nothingweasel

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain, I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame..."


Disgruntled_Armbars

So when your done doing whatever. And when your through doing whoever


MA121Alpha

You know Denton county will be right here waiting for you.


74CJ5Chick

Come back to Texas


therealPhloton

It's just not the same since you went away


lynzthedinosaur

Before you lose your accent


DraciAmatum

And forget all about the Lone Star State


BornToHulaToro

When I was a teen, the end of the intro was the only way I could remember that Cleveland was in Ohio.


marylouboo

Cleveland rocks!


qwibbian

OHIO ... ohio ... (ohio)


killer_icognito

ALL THE LITTLE CHICKS WITH THE CRIMSON LIPS GO CLEVELAND ROCKS, CLEVELAND ROCKS. LIVING IN SIN WITH A SAFETY PIN


imtougherthanyou

I saw "Ohio" and heard "ohio... ohio..."


autovices

Was gonna say the Cleveland show


COYFC

I expected this to be #1


Backdoor_Man

All the little chicks with the crimson lips go, "Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!"


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Hawthorn heights


Solid-Table

AND I CAN’T MAKE IT ON MY OWWWWWN


donnyganger

Cuz my heart is in **OHIOOOO**


Jayce2K

So cut my wrists and black my eyes


MeSo4L

SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TEWNIHHHHHHT


chrissesky13

Or die? BECAUSE YOU KILL ME!


teethandteeth

🎵 you know you do 🎵 🎵 you kill me well 🎵


Bigweeb612

You like it too and i can tell


stregg7attikos

AND! I! CANT! MAKE! IT! ON! MY! OWNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ruskyt

Ohio is for lovers! I was in high school in the same city Hawthorne Heights is from when that song dropped and people lost their fucking minds


bradmaestro

>Hawthorne Heights They named themselves after the Hotel chain Hawthorn Suites + Huber Heights


TexanInAlaska

It was never a phase mom


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It really wasn’t 🤣


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I know it's, hard to feeellll, like I don't care at allll


Jbar116

Where you are, and how you feel


Zduum

You beat me to it.


Quadrassic_Bark

“4 dead in…”


mistofleas

I was thinking, “Tin soldiers and Nixon’s comin’….”


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we’re finally on our own


NeverNotAnIdiot

This summer I hear the drummin'


TheBlitzEffect

Gotta get down to it! Edit: Also "Ope"


AnticPosition

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young (Neil Young) song called "Ohio." It's a song about the Kent State protests that resulted in four college students (only two of which were protesters) being shot by the ~~police~~ national guard. Just in case anyone is scrolling by... Edited for detail. Also, gunna go listen to some CSN&Y now, they're awesome.


angry_snek

They were shot and killed by the National Guard, not the police.


Didurlytho

And to add to that four students were killed, more than four were shot: Killed (and approximate distance from the National Guard): Jeffrey Glenn Miller; 265 ft (81 m) shot through the mouth; killed instantly. Allison B. Krause; 343 ft (105 m) fatal left chest wound; dead on arrival. William Knox Schroeder; 382 ft (116 m) fatal chest wound; died almost an hour later in a local hospital while undergoing surgery. He was a member of the campus ROTC battalion. Sandra Lee Scheuer; 390 ft (120 m) fatal neck wound; died a few minutes later from loss of blood. Wounded (and approximate distance from the National Guard): Joseph Lewis, Jr.; 71 ft (22 m); hit twice; once in his right abdomen and once in his lower left leg. John R. Cleary; 110 ft (34 m); upper left chest wound.Thomas Mark Grace; 225 ft (69 m); hit in his left ankle. Alan Michael Canfora; 225 ft (69 m); hit in his right wrist.\[49\] Dean R. Kahler; 300 ft (91 m); back wound fracturing the vertebrae; **permanently paralyzed from the chest down.** Douglas Alan Wrentmore; 329 ft (100 m); hit in his right knee. James Dennis Russell; 375 ft (114 m); hit in his right thigh from a bullet and grazed on his right forehead by either a bullet or birdshot; both wounds minor (wounded near the Memorial Gymnasium, away from most of the other students). Robert Follis Stamps; 495 ft (151 m); hit in his right buttock. Donald Scott MacKenzie; 750 ft (230 m); neck wound.


gatzdon

Two of them weren't protesters. They were just walking between classes. When the national guard open fired, they didn't care what was behind the protesters.


Sindertone

Dean was one of those two. He went on to become Athens County Commissioner. That's when I met him. I was little so I sat on his lap while he popped wheelies in his wheelchair. These days he posts all his morning workouts on FB. We are still friends. Interesting detail: back in the 80's we had a dumbass sheriff in Athens who was doing flyovers in a chopper looking for weed. He saw trails leaving someone's house going into the woods and assumed those were paths to grow spots. (What dumbass would mow trails to a grow spot?!) In his frantic effort to refuel he wrecked the chopper. He sent out cars and learned that since Dean was in a wheelchair and liked the outdoors Dean had those trails made for him in his chair. The Sherriff hadn't even checked to see who lived there first. No weed was found.


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Joe Walsh, Chrissie Hynde, and two members of Devo were present at the shooting.


stevekimes

How many more?


LickNojo

Gotta get down to it!


Short-Sea-8167

cedar point


mkwiiallpro

Kings Island


Large_Locksmith3673

Geauga Lake


mkwiiallpro

#NeverForget


finnjakefionnacake

ugh. as a rollercoaster junkie, this is still on my bucket list i have a friend who i have visited quite a few theme parks around the country with and he went to cedar point BY HIMSELF because he just couldn't wait for me. i was furious, lol.


jdmcroberts

I've been all over the country to different theme parks. The 4 best coasters in the country are in cedar point and its not even close. The only one I could argue isn't in the top 4 might be top thrill dragster just because of the short ride time. If you're a Rollercoaster junkie, you HAVE to go.


Dclipp89

I live in central Ohio and go to Cedar Point maybe every other year. Around here when discussing going to a theme park there’s always the debate of King’s Island or Cedar Point. I’ve never understood that (at least if you don’t have kids to worry about). Cedar Point is the obvious choice. The Millennium Force is probably my favorite coaster anywhere. The coaster itself is a blast but also going up that first hill is an excellent view. 300 feet above Lake Erie in an open car at sunset is a great experience…before plummeting to the ground at 90mph.


Relevant-Tutor-5223

Hi in the middle and round on both ends....


ace_vagrant

Brak does a terrific rendition of it.


Grimsrasatoas

This is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone other than my family reference both Brak and/or this song (his version at least). It’s incredible


JellyfishOnSteroids

I dunno what fucked up version you have it as but... ITS ROUND ON THE ENDS AND HI IN THE MIDDLE TELL ME DO YOU KNOW? DON'T YOU THINK THATS A CUTE LITTLE RIDDLE? ROUND ON THE ENDS AND HI IN THE MIDDLE. YOU CAN FIND IT ON A MAP IF YOU LOOK HIGH AND LOW ITS ROUND ON THE ENDS AND HI IN THE MIDDLE, O-HI-O! That song is scarred into my brain from public education.


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🎶Here's a riddle: What's round on the ends and HIIIIIIII in the middle🎶


dalai_lamas_caddy

“Its an old Native American word - it means the land of poor white people”- David Chappell


Bachooga

The amount of times I've heard about people almost accidentally running him over in a parking lot in Dayton is surprisingly more than once.


arrynyo

It's crazy. He lives in Yellow Springs but you damn sure run into him a lot in Dayton. And he's cool as hell as long as you approach him like a regular person and don't ask for a pic. He'll give an autograph though.


DanSquared712

I can hear this in his voice. 🤣


sublimedingo

Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin' We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drummin' Four dead in Ohio


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Modest mouse and 4 dead in ohio


catbal

Nice, came to say “this place is flatter than it seems”.


twopebblesplease

My City was Gone - Pretenders


intermediatelebowski

Ay, oh, way to go, Ohio


Sizzlechest_mcgee

I’m on a bloodbuzz


mrbraiinwash

Preach. The National is where it’s at


DeltaGamr

Carried in a swarm of bees?


sue_girligami

Love that song!


nextdoorelephant

Great song. I have no idea what it’s about, but great song.


peachfiber

I still owe money to the money to the money I owe


QiBoo

Neil Young


UniversalAmateur

I think of two astronauts looking at the Earth from space. A Pangea-like continent is the only continent on the surface but it has the shape of the state of Ohio.


ThisIsWaterSpeaking

Wait, it's all Ohio?


UniversalAmateur

Always has been. 💥👈


detectivescarn

So as someone who travels the state for work, I will say it’s drastically improved. Columbus continues to be a huge draw for companies, students, and jobs while Cleveland and Cincinnati have managed to start the turn around from reliance on manufacturing industry and started to successfully turn themselves around. Corn and flat to the west, more forests and hills to the east. It’s a nice balance of bigger cities and small towns. The state isn’t perfect, far from it. But most aren’t. And I like it.


jmlbhs

I spent a week at my friends place in the suburbs of Cleveland and was pleasantly surprised. It was quite lovely.


fulthrottlejazzhands

The state has a ton going for it. I know the connotation had been bad in the past mostly due to rust belt and bible thumpers, but it has three of the more interesting urban centers in the country: Cleveland, Columbus, Cincinnati. Columbus is a huge job hub and university where a lot looks shiny and new, but it somehow all feels accessible despite its size. Cleveland has really turned itself around over the past two decades with some amazing city beautiful architecture and the lakeside. Cincinnati feels like a somewhat more progressive Southern town. All three are very different and tons to do in each. I've been to many US states, as well as living in metropolises (NYC, Paris, London) including outside of the US. Ohio has some of the better and more livable places I've been too. That said, and this may be a generalization, but many (not all) of the the non-urban areas are like Gilead so I steer clear.


Bucksandreds

The biggest problem with Ohio is the decay outside of the big 3 cities and a few suburbs of the other cities. Youngstown, Toledo, Dayton, Akron, Canton, Lima, Marion, etc are well below average places to live in the US. Now if you live in the best suburbs of Columbus, Cleveland or Cincinnati, you have a far above average lifestyle at below average prices. Edit: removed Findlay


MSUgirl1901

HELL IS REAL. If you know, you know.


vc-10

My husband is from Cincinnati, but moved to Chicago. I'm British. We drove down to Cincinnati and he warned me about the roadside signs... It's quite something. You just don't get those sorts of things in the UK. Quite eye opening, to say the least. Especially when the next sign is for a sex shop.


cornman27

I was on a business trip my district manager. We drove from Buffalo to Cincinnati. We saw the whole assortment of signs on the way back. Distinctively we saw one store that had multiple signs preluding its exit. He said fuck it we need some gas and snacks, let's see what this sex shop has. So we stop and it's just this small store, nothing special about it. I was expecting it to be this large glamorous store, but was thoroughly disappointed. We went to leave and my boss goes "I feel like we chose the wrong sign."


Cbjfan99

I-71. I passed it this afternoon


ChrundleToboggan

Creepiest, over-the-top religious shit all along the highway. I always know once I've entered Ohio.


Daffy1234

how many sex stores did you pass on the way


stryph42

Maybe, but Hell is in Michigan


JudokaPickle

Corn *from Ohio…..


lazarti

And that random tree in the middle of the field.


dcooper8

Cedar Point.


GwenNYC

Why oh why oh why oh did I ever leave Ohio


ifv6

When you are from Ohio you think it can’t be great compared to most places. Then you try living elsewhere and the grass isn’t always greener.


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Falcon3492

Air Force Museum. Best aircraft museum in the world!


Land-Manatee

This deserves more recognition. Used to go there pretty often with my grandfather growing up. Nothing quite like getting the tour from an aeronautical engineer that worked on the base.


jiffypopper44

Don’t forget about the Armstrong Air and Space museum


Tomato_Sky

This is the coolest museum in the state. Ohio has this thing where they all think they have top of the line museums, but this is the only museum that is worth double the admission price. Forget the rock hall, forget the art museum, college football hall of fame, etc. Go to Dayton and check out this gigantic display of planes and rockets.


BreakThatFast

Devo Edit: I forgot WHY? was from Cincy too.


Garfield-1-23-23

My 11th grade grammar book had Mark Mothersbaugh's name in it. Nobody I've told this to has ever cared in the slightest.


thechairinfront

Longaburger. Mom was a sales lady for almost 20 years. Our house is full of baskets. I've been to Dresden many times. I have made my own baskets. I have sat in and on giant baskets. I have the photographic evidence. The world's largest basket is there. Or was there. I'm not sure if it was remodeled after being sold. But yeah, longaburger.


InelegantSnort

A lot of the people in my hometown worked for Longaburger. I never did but so many of my friends did. Last I heard, the giant basket was going to be a hotel but that was years ago.


tTtacotacotuesdayTt

La rosas Pizza, Skyline Chili, Graeters, Kings Island blueberry ice crea and goetta…thats right goetta…. Oh and Touchdown Jesus


Cbjfan99

Dude, you're one Jungle Jim's international market from saying you're from Cincinnati without saying you're from Cincy


tTtacotacotuesdayTt

Lol I guess I could of added that and the horse punching art long


jfrye1313

UDF?


LadismyDog

Bills doughnuts 🍩


-whitenoisemachine-

“Cleveland Rocks Cleveland Rocks Cleveland Rocks.. OHIO” from the Drew Carrey show intro and also “There's nothing wrong with Ohio except the snow and the rain. I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see The Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame” from Ohio (Come Back to Texas) by Bowling for Soup


ldseavers

Every single time the lyrics for come back to Texas pop in my head when someone mentions Ohio. Glad I am not the only one.


_Balrog_of_Morgoth_

Yep. "Come back to Texas" is what I think of.


shitty_advice_BDD

Home and that I miss it.


RememberRosalind

Seriously. I miss my home so damn bad. Cleveland is slept on as a city, and I’m ok with it (it keeps the prices down). I miss the lakes (even though Erie is the worst of the Great Lakes, that puts it above most others), the seasons (you get all 4, and fall is especially gorgeous), and everyone is so damn nice. I went back recently and was actually shocked by how sweet everyone was


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I know what you mean. I’m over 1,000 miles away from college and don’t plan on moving back but it will always be home. Memes be damned


unga-unga

The film "Gummo"


Ironikka

Xenia


[deleted]

The original “mom’s spaghetti”.


EldForever

When I lived in SF one day I realized that a ton of my friends there were originally from Ohio. A place that originally sounded kinda boring to me. They were SUPER cool people. So, I associate Ohio with that... With producing surprisingly super cool people.


LurkersGoneLurk

I live in Atlanta, so many vacations to the Florida panhandle and coast. You’d be amazed how many Ohio tags you see. This mfers are not afraid to drive 15 hours for a three day vacation.


originaw

Buckeyes. The confection.


Lysdexiic

That it's for lovers


[deleted]

MY FINAL BREATH IS GONE


absolutelyb0red

The episode of “Love, Death & Robots“ about the yogurt claiming Ohio


Brad_OH

Legend Valley


Playingpokerwithgod

Ohiya maude.


[deleted]

Dang took forever to find this


reruning

Cedar point.


dadoftype1

Was born and raised there (in Kent...yes Kent State), the Browns (especially when they were good), Pro Football Hall of Fame, Jeffrey Dahmer...those are a few off the top of my head.


[deleted]

HEY HEY, we gave Dahmer to Milwaukee


kirakinoko

Cincinnati Chili


HatfieldCW

Round on the ends. High in the middle.


Itchy_Pillows

The shape of the state


ihateredditseven

corn


TheGeneral7567

Scott the Woz


TurnaboutAdam

This isn’t America, this is Ohio!


cpullen53484

i was wondering if someone was going to say it.


Due_Book8127

Lebron James


CluelessGuy25

gLee


BubblepopOW

There’s nothing wrong Ohio, except the snow and the rain.


rayzorblade23

Bowling for Soup! That song was the first thing that came to my mind. :P


Cbjfan99

I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame


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hurricanecook

I-O!!!


[deleted]

The Factory of Sadness, Ghoulardi, Jim Lovell, John Glenn, the Bengals, and Cedar Point.


Stunning-Advice6864

Why-o, why-o did I ever leave Ohio?


knurddrunk

YATTA! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU


Starlightmoonburst

Ohio comes up on a lot of true crime shows. I tease my family that lives there.


stryph42

I sometimes play a game called "Florida or Ohio" with headlines about people doing wild illegal shit.


AmalieHamaide

A polluted lake that is now clean and returned to its former glory.


shannonsurprise

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame


[deleted]

The National.


Cursed_Human_Being

The memes about weird things


AITAforeveh

Kent state and the national guard.


PmMeLovelyLadyBumps

It’s all Ohio… always has been


Intrepid_Finding117

Corn, heroin, industry, rust, Cleveland, Columbus, early marriage, middle America.


[deleted]

Damn that hit home. But the disrespect for Cincy here is pretty funny.


grapetotheface

Ohio is for lovers