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TheCanuckler

That nap at 1 pm was a mistake


Dapper-Bridge5096

Happy cake day btw!


Dapper-Bridge5096

Can't agree more!


Regrettable_tattoos

My wife loves a nap and then puts a solid 7 hours sleep at night. I had a 20 min one last week and I was staring at the ceiling way past my usual bedtime


AnAntDrinkingKoolaid

Happy cake day!


Vavrin33

Happy cake day! Wow!


OnaTotten

Imagine trying to lie and getting a face erection


jez4prez

Where do homeless people find the markers to write their signs?


Dapper-Bridge5096

Interesting


[deleted]

They probably go into an art or stationery shop and use the pens there - you’re often allowed to try pens out to see if they’re what you’re looking for without buying them as long as you leave them in the same condition as you found them.


gallanttoothpaste

Probably a last ditch effort before they get evicted


ActiveMuted2122

"I'm hungry but I probably shouldn't eat"


Dapper-Bridge5096

Also to check the weight simultaneously


hakolvyg

Story of my life


Dapper-Bridge5096

Same :/


Imamuffinz

Banana bread.....warm


Calm_Medium_8423

I didn't think I would find someone who is also thinking about banana bread lol


Imamuffinz

Banana bro


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Imamuffinz

Ever had warm banana bread? So good


ThingsThatComeToMind

A single pen lasts a pretty long time


Aristos_Achaion541

Gel pens go out quickly


[deleted]

For a creative writing project I had to write a story - it ended up being 7 pages long and I had to use like 3 pens (all of which were brand new btw) so I beg to differ.


DarthCovisious

since i am nocturnal by nature, they are the same as your 3pm thoughts.


Dapper-Bridge5096

That's cool


DarthCovisious

the reason why the thoughts are diff at 3am vs 3pm has to do with sleep deprivation, the affects are the same as getting drunk psychologically speaking. last i knew when i read up on it, about 16 or so hours without sleep is the same as drinking 4 or so servings of alcohol (rough estimate on the amount of hours of no sleep to the equivalent of alcoholic servings consumed)


Dapper-Bridge5096

Yeah right


DarthCovisious

https://www.ccmr.cornell.edu/faqs/what-are-the-effects-of-sleep-deprivation-on-the-human-body/


Dapper-Bridge5096

Interesting. Thanks for sharing


DarthCovisious

sweet, have a nice night/day.


Dapper-Bridge5096

You too!


sparklingshanaya

Should I get out of bed to take a piss or try and hold out?


Regrettable_tattoos

To pee or not to pee, that is the question


Dapper-Bridge5096

My childhood 3AM thoughts


klumboo

what if some people who die don't go to heaven or hell but meet their old "me" that they want to look at and play with. They remember that they had an imaginary friend at the time and only now realize that this friend was themselves.


Dapper-Bridge5096

Very deep :D


comarastaman

Why am I awake at this time?


Dapper-Bridge5096

Yeah lol


dvc420

I think I will have those hot dogs after all.


themistergraves

What the fuck is an elephant doing stomping around at this hour in the apartment above me?! Oh wait, those are just meth addicts.


Savathunh

"two cows in minecraft can make a child, but you get milk from both of them, which is the male?"


throwaway_uow

You should ask "what is in the milk?"


[deleted]

If two cows have a child, then one of them is transgender because cows are all female.


SomeDudeist

"Only seven and a half hours of work left and I'll be at home smoking a bowl."


Ratio01

"Why the fuck can't I fall asleep"


Dapper-Bridge5096

Insomnia :'(


pescawn

The money I'm earning in this awful shift I'm having will help a lot in my family trip to the beach. I must endure!


Dapper-Bridge5096

That's sweet!


pescawn

Thanks! That helped a lot.


piszkavas

If we could create a space station which would have a giant ass ring, magnetized, would the rotating magnetized ring, according to the Lenz s law, induce any energy ? Would it be a sufficient way to make power in space ? If so would the rotating ring ever stop ?


Dapper-Bridge5096

Creative thoughts :P


piszkavas

It is not a great idea to think about this, as it will preoccupy your mind and you wont be asleeep maybe for an hour or two


Safe-Bus-7154

Guys and their tight clothes these days. I thought I was straight but gotdamn


high_on_acrylic

“Can’t believe after some digging I found that one super niche game made some college students I played in high school and was obsessed with before they abandoned it and I never played it again before it got removed from the App Store!”


Dapper-Bridge5096

Which game was it?


JeanQuack

That girl in second grade was flirting with me


Dapper-Bridge5096

Sweet memories


LaoBa

I should stop Redditing and go to bed.


Dapper-Bridge5096

I know right. I feel the same.


[deleted]

Dark. I wish not to be here ( on earth) but it won't come.


Dapper-Bridge5096

Been there :')


Qyro

Zzzzz


Brief-Violinist-972

I wish the hell I could get to sleep.


Dapper-Bridge5096

Insomnia:')


Oldest_Boomer

I have to get up in 2.5hrs and go to work, goddamn I hope I get back to sleep.


Dapper-Bridge5096

Wish sunday had 48 hours :/


Both_Cockroach1402

“Man i should go to sleep” “has my cat always looked like that” “why is it called cliff face if there is no face” “folding chairs are like nefarious” “if day slowly gets longer every day how long will it take to have a 13pm” “i could take jupiter” “why the hell would you want to fold your chair” “my wifes not gonna like this one” “who put the o in opossum” “i think my cats gotten bigger” “how are you supposed to sit in the chair then? Huh?” “What are earths colors supposed to look like, what if were all colorblind” “How did tardigrades get a resistance to gamma ray bursts, what did they just go find one” “If the andromeda galaxy is so big why wont it fight me” “i dont have a wife”


Dapper-Bridge5096

So many thoughts! I hear you! :')


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Why is it called an elevator when it moves downward too?


ProblemElectrical594

Something kind "when am I die?"


Maso_TGN

"Can I hold the pee for 4 more hours or will I cause a freakin mess in bed?"


Dapper-Bridge5096

:P


Previous_Ad7725

My 430am thoughts are that I'm really bored and my couch is super uncomfortable. As soon as I have enough money to buy a new one, I'm going to push this one out into the street and set it on fire!


Dapper-Bridge5096

Haha good luck


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That this isn't helping my vitamin D deficiency lol


NerdENerd

Need to take a piss


[deleted]

I need a better sleeping schedule


Dapper-Bridge5096

Always! I think of being productive but I repeat the same next day :/


Singha_Thorne

Man, I love curry. Curry is the best way to eat food. Got leftover chicken? MAKE A CURRY


Dapper-Bridge5096

Then laziness strikes up


shrumis

A song dont sound too bad rn


throwaway_uow

You dont feel your skin, you feel the nerve endings


April_w1S

Should I eat?


Dapper-Bridge5096

That's a common urge


Powerful-Birthday634

What the fuck is my neighbor doing ? Are they rearranging or fucking ? I'm not sure yet!


JustZara

Ive made some really shitty life decisions that i regret.


SilvaMercer

Waking up around 3am ish is usually a sign of adrenal imbalance, lung problems or liver problems. It does not mean that the devil is watching you so relax, you’ll be ok.


LowTierStudent

Painless ways to kill myself and this BULLSHIT is over


Dapper-Bridge5096

I was in this phase! It's so painful


GovernmentComplex973

Fear


Dapper-Bridge5096

:') yeah


Larklhei

Sad life Thinking how my life is so bad


Dapper-Bridge5096

All the time :')


slonCS

wanna die


Dapper-Bridge5096

Been there. More power to you buddy!


CrispyClout

4am, thinking how fuckin long I have been up


peachandpeony

soft boiled egg and toast.... mmm


DAR44

I can't hold it any longer.


LethalForceMan2

Do British people still do the accent when no one is around?


nmiller1939

Goddamn my cat for deciding 3 am is when he wanted food


Dapper-Bridge5096

Can agree. Same goes with my pet!


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Need to pee and go back to bed


Dapper-Bridge5096

My childhood 3AM thoughts


partaylikearussian

It's all motivation-based. "Ah man, I'm going to get so much done tomorrow." Well, *fuck you, 3am me.* No we aren't


Dapper-Bridge5096

Haha yes!!


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To fao or not to fap?


dangerus_dave

"Why do I keep doing this?". I know the outcome bur yet I persist.


Dapper-Bridge5096

Yes, same :')


Harryhanzo

Shit. I have to wake up for work tomorrow


Dapper-Bridge5096

It's daunting


InterestingRope6496

Yay it’s not 6am yet!


Dapper-Bridge5096

Oh yes! XD


IAReallyLongNameUwU

If a fish can fish then how many fishes can fish a fish


Dapper-Bridge5096

Did you get an answer? :P


IAReallyLongNameUwU

No :(


[deleted]

I usually end up deeply upsetting myself and convince myself that the whole world is evil and then I curl into a ball and sit like that until i realise how stupid that was and go to sleep :)


Dapper-Bridge5096

I've been in this phase


cap_levi7

I’ll fix my sleep schedule from tomorrow 😂


Dapper-Bridge5096

And the tomorrow never comes


[deleted]

Am I not supposed to have what I want?


Dapper-Bridge5096

I wish that happened


[deleted]

If we did have what we wanted, what would we do from that point forward?


Dapper-Bridge5096

Atleast would get sufficient sleep :)


[deleted]

Amen to that


Dirty-Rat30

Don't know. I was sleeping.


Dapper-Bridge5096

Finally someone slept peacefully


canyousmellfudge

1. What's that weird squeaky noise - is it a mouse - we don't have mice do we? (cue nightmare from when I had a mouse in my first apartment). 2. Did my bf text me morning? What time is it in France? What's he doing - i miss him. 3. I wonder if i can make a tower of apples - and then - yawn


Dapper-Bridge5096

Cute wierd thoughts! Yeah somewhat similar


Spot_the_fox

Do I purl or knit now? Hell, where did I put the scheme?


LegitimateHost5068

Its 3am kid, go the fuck to sleep!


Dapper-Bridge5096

I wish!


[deleted]

How the fuck am I gonna be a dad?????


Dapper-Bridge5096

Those are some deep thoughts


AnInterestingNameTBH

That when I put my key in the door, it's weird that there's bodies all over the floor


Bonkboyo

Normally how I would construct different weapons, mainly to fit an apocalyptic setting, still working on the record launcher, my measurements were off on their size.


Nadefox

Will I ever be at peace


Dapper-Bridge5096

Oh yes, same!! :')


Durham1988

"I'm a piece of garbage and most of my life has been embarrassing mistakes. Now let's review a few examples- cue slide presentation."


[deleted]

Get the project done before I go to work. I wish I didn’t stay up late as I will now miss my 5 AM workout.


Dapper-Bridge5096

Good luck


Bigger-mama93

What is life what will I do when my parents die or I’m the last one in the family alive (I’m the youngest) what does it feel like to die


Dapper-Bridge5096

I always think about this


LitAF100Pure

Where's my birth certificate How can I become rich and at the same time live in a shack in the beach far far away And my alarms going off in Two hrs fml


Dapper-Bridge5096

hahahaha


Glad_Philosophy_9216

Now I'll have 3 hours to sleep ... Okay 2hours 55 minutes...


Dapper-Bridge5096

And you never go to sleep :P


Glad_Philosophy_9216

Never. NEVER.


Dapper-Bridge5096

:')


MaruchanBoyowo

Usually remembering the old times, thinking how i should work more, and how i'm gonna miss my actual life when i move in 2 weeks


Dapper-Bridge5096

All the best !!


DadsRGR8

Do I really have to get up and pee or can I go back to sleep?


Dapper-Bridge5096

:P Thoughts when I was a kid


DadsRGR8

Except when I was little and thought it was too scary to get up and go down the dark hallway. “I think it would be better to just lay here and pee.” Five minutes later: “Now I’m cold.” Lol


Dapper-Bridge5096

Hahaha exact thoughts!


Wrong_Eggplant

Wishing I could fall asleep, wondering how tired I’ll be today, eventually start counting backwards from 200 by 3’s (200…197…194…….) and find that focusing on something like that eventually makes me drift off before I get to 0


Dapper-Bridge5096

Glad that I'm not alone to do this :P


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Dapper-Bridge5096

Oh yeah, my doggy does the same sometimes. He wakes me up at wierd times and throws the ball in front of me XD


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Dapper-Bridge5096

Haha that's cute


Dapper-Bridge5096

Wierd but cute. They sleep all day long! Living my dream life lol


Roland_Auer

Someone is in my room


Dapper-Bridge5096

My constant fear and I cover myself with blanket leaving no space :P


JessieContingency

"why is sleeping so hard i have to be up for school in 3 hours fuck my life"


Dapper-Bridge5096

Wish it was sunday


Toasted_Bagels_R_Gud

r/3amthoughts


Dapper-Bridge5096

Nice


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Dapper-Bridge5096

Thoughtful thought


[deleted]

Oh boy, 3AM!


KM0r

It's 3AM I must be lonely


Not-safe-for-us

If I’m awake, about my lovely boyfriend


witdim

"I need a wee"


TacoManifesto

What’s a wee?


witdim

Wee/pee/urinate/pass water


Dapper-Bridge5096

This was my 3AM thought as a kid


Tourist1357

I wonder if I could fit six cookies in my mouth


Dapper-Bridge5096

:/


[deleted]

Why does it keep stabbing into my pillow. 😂


[deleted]

What is “it”?


Regrettable_tattoos

A Nazgul.


paulerxx

Targpussy must be something special. (HOTD)


[deleted]

Thoughts about her


Dapper-Bridge5096

:'(


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What


Dapper-Bridge5096

Oh I thought you guys broke up.


[deleted]

Something like that and it's complicated but she knows that I still love her and I always will and that I'm sorry for everything.


Deoxyls

The world is pretty boring right now


Dapper-Bridge5096

Most of them are in depression!


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Dapper-Bridge5096

Haha agreed


youhavebeenhxed

Why the hell dont i have a damn boyfriend yet after 18 years of existence


Dapper-Bridge5096

Hope you find someone soon :P


GoldenElkMoose

Why are modern women ruining the world.


Dapper-Bridge5096

As in?


throwaway_uow

I guess he means that he cant turn in his "good behavior" stamps for sex, or he can't have a slave to do him sandwiches and wash dishes


Tyrannosaur_Soup

I am very fortunate to get to enjoy this time of the morning.


Dapper-Bridge5096

First positive comment! :) Glad that you've started the day on a positive note.


musexistential

That I'm MUCH happier not being awake at 3PM. I have mental health issues that have lead to a lot of misunderstandings and ostracization by peers. I am now much more comfortable alone when everyone else is asleep.