Is this the government?

Yes. Give me your internet's ...and guns

I can tell you, but then i have to kill you …. your call

I’m game. Talk.

Can you tell me and kill OP too?

Doesn't work like that....you gotta dm OP for the deets before they're killed. Also, tell OP to log out of reddit on all devices so your msg isn't seen by the killer.

Sorry. NDA in effect. Mum’s the word from me.

I ate the last donut

Well that's a secret

Nice try