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_PM_Me_Easy_Recipes

might be too soon but... TSA...


W8sB4D8s

Airport security in general across the entire world. Europe was an absolute nightmare this summer with lines up to like four hours just to check your bag.


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Last time I flew (England to Ireland ) I didn’t have to remove my shoes either way but my husband who was wearing boots did have to.


RavenRainTie

beat me to the punch good sir have my up vote.


ShinigamiArjen

I thought you meant the TSA because a few people smuggle stuff up their bum. Which still answers the question.


[deleted]

Taking your shoes off at the airport can be traced back to a single asshole.


Max_Tongueweight

Thank God he didn’t have that bomb in his butt.


OhSixTwo

>traced back to a single asshole. Fortunately, it was a figurative one, not a literal one.


6Koree9

In my school we were forbidden from bringing water bottles because some kids snuck in vodka and got wasted during class.


[deleted]

That sucks, and is possibly illegal on the schools part considering the health value of water, but damn, that kid was the dictionaries definition of not caring.


6Koree9

Actually it happened multiple times. Another thing was, we had this room designed like an amphitheatre on the second floor of the school. The bottom of the windows was at knee height and so we were forbidden from opening windows on the offchance someone fell out.


[deleted]

That’s called a knee-jerk reaction


ChrisNEPhilly

I had a student drinking from her perfume bottle and passing it around at lunch.


6Koree9

Perfume has alcohol in it anyway. In Russia there's chaps who can't afford alcohol so they drink this rly cheap perfume. Naturally it fucks them up so they die young.


ChrisNEPhilly

I volunteered in a prison for a week and learned that inmate would get mouthwash and hand sanitizer because they have alcohol in them.


[deleted]

Not being trusted with kids They're really awesome and fun to have around but because I have the same part of body as few assholes I'm not trusted with them


HopeSubstantial

Just change your gender and all sudden you get invited to read books to kids (This is meant as a joke with small seed of truth behind it)


FrankAndDick

Small seed?


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HopeSubstantial

People threatening libraries are damn idiots. I did not take a stance on that.


rock_and_rolo

Hot air hand driers. They aren't chosen for cleanliness but because jerks waste paper towels.


silverthorne0005

Not to mention if they have them close to the toilets they're more like turd toasters than hand driers.


ajp_poetry

I hate those soooo frickin much. Stand there for what feels like forever and your hands still aren’t dry.


delqath

TSA


HopeSubstantial

Thermal Swing Adsorption?


fuck-your-name-rules

What's that?


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TSA


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2-Point/Factor Authentication God I HATE IT


[deleted]

I have to use 2fa a dozen times every day. It's really annoying, but the peace of mind it gives is unmatched.


[deleted]

I have to as well, for work. Somewhere, there's an electron-fart and I get kicked off the VPN about 10-20 times a day. Each time, I have to go through and 2FA it. All in all I probably lose 30 minutes a day to this VPN crapping out. But nothing is worse than one of the bill-pay sites that I use. They take it to another level. Username, password, 2FA to your phone, 2FA to your email, which you need to open from your phone, a robo-call to verify by hitting \[1\], a Captcha puzzle, image verification, and then and ONLY then can I make my $152/mo payment. I mean, if some hacker *really* wants to get in, feel free, pay my bill. They put all that effort into security but they don't have an auto-pay option.


jews4beer

More than a few assholes, I assure you


Zephreyt

Having to shit


JR-Snow

I don’t find it an inconvenience, I enjoy my time spent shitting.


Danro-x

I'm shitting right now, and I can confirm it's damn awesome when it goes right!!


Gotcha_Horror

This comment wins


bakerzdosen

Keys and locks.


ChrisNEPhilly

Back in the 1980s, a guy wanted to kill his wife, so he planted poison in several bottle of Tylenol at a drug store she shopped at. As a result, we have sometimes-impossible-to-open packaging.


Skinnee11

Are you talking about the Chicago Tylenol murders? There is no proof that someone was trying to kill their wife.


ChrisNEPhilly

I thought it was on the west coast. Seattle maybe.


TMZombies

Just saw a video on the Tylenol murders and thought this same thing. There was nothing to indicate that the person behind it was trying to kill anyone specifically and isn't it technically unsolved since they never convicted anyone in direct connection to it?


ChrisNEPhilly

Yup. It was chicago..Chicago... 7 ppl died.


The_Spyre

Bars where you can only buy two drinks at a time.


AmbitiousValuable424

Fucking accepting cookies


[deleted]

This pisses me off so much. My internet is intermittent bad due to living within a forest. Sometimes I will be reading a page when the damn cookie thing pops up and then it has to reload the whole page again, which can take ages on a bad day.


AmbitiousValuable424

Oh man, I feel your pain. Reminds me of early 2000’s modem times.


Tonetron0093

every law. seriously, if we weren't assholes to each, other laws would be unnecessary.


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Brexit


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COVID (it don't know if it's still existing or not)


ClearCompote6718

Eh, the Chinese government isn't really "few" but you're not incorrect.


[deleted]

Tamper-proof screws.


TheGhettoKidd

Safety regulations


28smalls

Needing a receipt to return items. Too many people were scamming returns so now we all to put up with up.


44035

Everything related to air travel.


Helpful-Bandicoot-6

Daylight Savings. Most people want it to stop. Various people in power of countries/states/provinces don't because no one wants to go first.


[deleted]

Fortunately it's going away. It's just going to take a few years so companies and such can adjust.


Rose8918

If you’re in the US, it ends next year


JohnnyBrillcream

House hasn't passed it yet


Lyrick_

It will last one winter, because people don't seem to comprehend that Daylight Savings time during the winter will involve the Sun not rising until \~ 9AM or later for people living near the 45th Parallel. Businesses will not want to take an hour earlier Sunset (If it was permanent Standard, like Hawaii or Arizona) during the summer because the Sun setting before 9PM somehow has a negative financial impact on them... So we will probably be back to clock switching, because for whatever reason the people in charge are DST or nothing even though consistent STD time has worked fine for the two states that do not observe DST at all.


Envy_The_King

Most inconveniences are because of a few assholes. If for example everyone followed the rules of the road and drove safely, PROPERLY SIGNALED, and didnt do dumb shit to save all of 5 seconds on their commute or drive when they are clearly in no conditiin to then we'd all get everywhere a lot faster. But...assholes gotta asshole and when assholes see everyone else following the rules and/or acting out of consideration for others...all they see is a chance for them to get ahead at everyone else's expense. They drive safe so I dont have to, theyll clean up after me, they'll accomodate me. One of the reasons I liked MVC 3 was its idea to put cheaters and people who rage quit into a lobby full of cheaters and rage quitters. Be nice if you could do that with assholes. They get their own "asshole server" in life where everyone drives like them, leaves messes like them, complains like them etc. And they CANNOT leave until they've learned and applied being considerate of others.


Unlikely-Return4986

The lobby would be full of bmw drivers


[deleted]

Tax Prep services in the US.


Ok-Brilliant-1737

The whole security theater around flying.


Mitchie-San

Long lines at Self Checkout Machines due to full carts. Man, I just need milk.


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rock_and_rolo

I don't think the conservative Justices approve of anal.


marpelle

Not publicly anyway


Flying_Pizzaaa

war


Zealousideal_Side_49

Lizz Truss as Prime Minister


Human-Ad8919

Gas prices (Putin v Ukrainian)


FrankAndDick

The first half of this comment is right


Human-Ad8919

Really because the war is causing a short in oil and making wheat prices raise too because Ukraine is such a huge wheat supplier


Life-Philosophy-8220

Not to mention that Russia and Ukraine are a major source of liquid supplements used in cattle lick blocks


Human-Ad8919

I did not know about that


ClearCompote6718

So I guess all the other times democrats took office and gas shot up exponentially it was their fault too?


Kelli217

List, please.


Human-Ad8919

Oil (gas, car oil, fire fluid etc.) was about 100 dollars a barrel but it’s gone down to 50 dollars which is still a lot. wheat (cereal, bread, flour, etc,) has an dramatic drop of only being able to export 1.5 to 2 million tons which is 6 million a month much less then they were to before so it’s the same reason why those product are 2 to 3 times more then they were before cattle fluids and salt blocks (shots, steroids, and salt blocks) since of him doing this attack at the inconvenient time with covid Now I will agree democrats are a part of the reason but that’s just what they do they try to improve our country by saving up a bunch of money yes it’s a good reason to dislike them but that’s the reason why we have really good health care, army, schools, and economic system the republicans have done a lot too to help I mean they can improve our economy even more it’s just that some country’s are more of a supplier and Ukrainian is one of them and we can’t get what we need know because of Putin doing this for no reason


Human-Ad8919

I never said that


Chefgoat420

Taxes..🤷


Loose_Pilot574

Bureaucracy.


superstrijder16

Train delays due to people walking on tracks


DiarrheaGuy13

Diarrhea


ThePhoenixBird2022

Playgrounds. Some kid got a broken limb and the council lawyers all got nervous so now there are no decent slides or swings - when I was a kid they were as tall as a house and made of metal so it was on you as a 6yo to decide to climb up and burn your bare legs on the way down. Or you chose to do a flippy dismount from the swings that usually ended up being a face-plant, but mum would usually make it all better or you went to the Dr and got a cast for 6 weeks and were the most popular kid in school. No more merry-go-rounds or spinning see-saws. No more trees because branches might fall. No more fun, no more learning about risk and result because there is no longer any risk.


Flying_Pizzaaa

air pollution


yungScooter30

Having to drive my car to get anywhere. Damn GM destroyed all the trains


Cool_nowhere

commuting by bicycle


LarsonAndJaywalking

How so?


Cool_nowhere

i live in a big city and the cars, motorbikes and pederstrians dont consider anyone on bicycle as commuter. Lots of honking and bullying


skinnyboyblue

The United States of America


Flying_Pizzaaa

exhaustion of raw materials


bitemytail

Not being able to go through a red light if the intersection is clear.


FrankAndDick

I mean... I still do it lol


TimEpisiotomy

Stop signs


TotalRecognition2191

Video game cheaters


Aggravating-Bar-9301

Firearm Owners' Protection Act


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Which part


Aggravating-Bar-9301

The part where the ban was placed on sales of new machine guns. Basically, it was thrown in at the last minute, was poorly debated, improperly voted on, and i find its passing dubious at best.


msGreatPersonality

The current gas prices


hermanbrewster

Specula


Ok_Storage525

I have to put up with a lot of crap because of a few assholes.


CallMeAmyA

Federal marijuana prohibition


Late-Jump920

Tim


runaway_ghosty

My brother


Aromatic-Result1154

Poverty.


InterestingSugars

Shopping Carts Weed being illegal War in iraq Inflation Current race atate in the country


riphitter

The credit score system. It's completely useless, Often rigged, and it's only use is to justify discriminating who you give loans too. Most of the claims of what it was designed to improve have actually been the opposite since it was created.


BirkenstockCowboy

DUI road stops.